Will be your gf but she occasionally beats you up and rapes you and forces you to be her footslave

>will be your gf but she occasionally beats you up and rapes you and forces you to be her footslave

Is it worth it?

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>you become a billionaire but you also get a temporary itch on your knee
>is it worth it?

>but

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Define rape

Yeah I'd put with having her as a gf if I got those things

>rape
>force

will she let me lick her asshole?

sure, it'd have it's perks

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Moar!

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What do you mean "forces"? Is there a man on this planet who wouldn't want to be her footslave?

How come all actresses have a fat ugly gay friend?

where's the downside?

Not realistic, I'm way too hideous

>will be your gf but she occasionally beats you up and rapes you and forces you to be her footslave
Any downsides?

>will be your gf but she refuses to beat you up and won't piss in your mouth or step on your balls
Fixed

No because I’m not a man-hating white knight feminist

rofl

so they can practice making out

Sure? I'll just dump her after a month and then be able to brag about how I fucked Amber Heard.
That alone will draw so many hot girls to me that my sex life would be as incredible as I ever wanted

Yes

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yes

You forgot she also occasionally takes a shit on your bed and blames it on a dog.

She can't rape me
It just can't happen

You added the last one

the beating and raping bit
is it like "beating" or "raping" or years in therapy because its actually real

> Have her bimbofied and turned into your sex slave.

God, I wish I was that bed

at this point I am so irreversibly horny that there is no such thing as rape for me. I'l take it, I'll take it all

How the fuck isn't this dumb bitch arrested already? Stupid patriarchy

Unfortunately, she's got a Germanic massive jaw. Wouldn't fuck.

Does she make me rim her too?

Where the hell is this from?

Altcel virgin here I want her to gfd me

Imagine her in a sexy prison uniform and chains

O Lord...

If you wouldn't let Amber Heard ruin your life financially, professionally, socially, and get you addicted to coke and wine, you are gay as FUCK.

>patriarchy won't arrest her because they all want to fuck her
>matriarchy won't arrest her because she claims to be an abuse victim with zero evidence
shake my fucking head

Who would win in a succubus-off between Daddario and Heard?