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The return that will save GoT.
>tfw never comfort Dany after all her losses
>walls are intact
Such an outstanding attention to details
B R A V O D&D B R A V O
Queen Salsa, first of her name. Triggerer of Danyfags
>names Gendry a Baratheon
>Tyrion: wow, so he will be allied to you in the past
>Dany: yes, I also am smart
Holy fuck this was the cringiest conversation. How can anyone think this was worth any screentime lmao
>twitter.com
This has to be an intentional joke. There is no way they could have not seen the cup.
Can anyone explain why the fuck Missandei said Dracarys? Did she expect Drogon to start raining fire on them or something?
she looks mentally challenged
*btfo's Dany*
obviously it was a message to Kalesi to burn everything down
shes telling dany to burn kings landing to the ground
medieval people had better dental hygiene than people think just look it up
CUTE
All hail Brandon First of His name, the Three-Eyed Raven, etc etc
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
white men destroying something beautiful and writing women to look weak and crazy
NOT MY SHOW
>Any last words?
>yeah lmao go fuck your mother got eem
Why was this not adapted in?
>mfw I invested almost a whole decade into both the books and show
>mfw I spent my teenage years arguing with jerkoffs about gay ass fan theories
i believe this show was written by actual monkeys
>literally not a single line in the entire episode
>dies speaking gibberish.
hahahaha, what a way to go.
The NK only destroyed one part of the walls with his dragon.
D&D actually are doing that, they are taking a massive wet shit on the braindead casual fan faces
The Choice Is Yours
>here's your army bro
>Varys mentions the Iron Fleet right the day before
>She kinda forgot about it
MUH ENEMIES GET STRONGER EVERYDAY
That's what I was implying, westeros probably has its own version of grain alcohol peasants chug to get through the day like slavs do so they've be killing off tons of germs in their mouth anyways
>Can hit Rhaegal four times in a row from miles away with no misses
>Proceed to miss Drogon when he's much closer and you have like 5x as many shots being fired
what the fuck man
you need to pay more attention
youtube.com
>he's not Euronpilled yet
what the fuck is your excuse
why are people surpised by Dany being insane?
>"I want to break the wheel and set everyone free( with me as absolute unquestioned goddess and ruler)
essentially her version of freedom is making sure no one is powerful enough to stop her insane tyranny
my head cannon best ending was always some kind sweet kid (Tommen would have been a good choice) being crowned king with a parliament (a full parliament not a small council) to check his power and Jaime playing the role of the Black Prince(a brutal knight who became punished snek and tried to do what was best for the realm in his final days)
TOO BAD D&D ARE FUCKING HACKS
Will they ever be allowed to work at something again?
How the fuck didnt Emilia see it it's right in front of her
Boy, she is getting fucking WRINKLY!! The post 30 wall has not been kind to the mother of dragons.
Best Girl
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos
WHAT HAPPENED TO EMELIA SHE WAS SO HOT IN SEASON 1
>Last scene of episode 8
>Bran is crowned king
>Everyone leaves and its only Bran sitting on the throne
>Bran smiles, stands up and looks at the camera
>"Finally, after all these years, after all the ruses, i have become Game of Thrones."
>Fade to black
>And who....are you
Someone post the fuckin leaks
Thank you
>being this retarded
you are the reason the show sucks now.
Who you tryin' ta mess with Westerose?
Don't you know I'm loco?
To da one on da chains
Boy it's tough
I just toss that lord in the dragonflame
Like bacon
It's done when I dracarys wham
Damn, I feel like a Targaryen
Don't make me wrek ya heretic
Dark magic got me goin' like Aerys da hectic
Damn
The ships are sinkin' I'm thinking
It's all over when ballistae shooting
Oh
Makin' my mind slow,
That's why I forget about Greyjoys yo
Bro
I got ta' enflame
'Cause a Khaleesi like me is goin' insane
Insane in the membrane
One man, one dream.
This show is an intentional joke
Just watched the episode
Still no Stannis/10 IMHO
The first half is purely filler (also fuck John for leaving without even petting Ghost), but a little more interesting in its second half
>Varys and Tyrion are worried that Dany is crazy so they betray her
>Dany only goes crazy because they sabotaged her campaign and got everyone she loved killed
>Oh and also she wasnt even crazy, her burning down King's Landing was her being framed by Tyrion and Cersei so Jon would be tricked into killing her SUBVERTED HA HA HA
what did Dabid mean by this?
I miss Cersei "She Needs To Dominate My Cock" Lannister.
>why are people surprised by Dany being insane?
Literally the only person surprised is the fucking idiot who plays her
>Promise me Sansa
>these "long" episode
>basically just a standard length episode but with shitty filler moments like Tyrion and Qyburn walking towards each other for like 2 minutes
Give me 1 reason Cersei wouldn't kill her right here
>all because robert baratheon loved someone who didn't love him back
Of all the horrible dialogue this episode, this one pissed me off the most.
Fucking hacks retconning established lore.
So now can the wildlings just travel as far north as they want what's stopping anyone from going as far as they want north now?
Is there anything in the books on what Is at the very end north of the wall?
More retarded writing your grace?
so is the wheelchair lore book canon? I don't remember a cripple targ and I've read all the bullshit GRRM has shat out.
>there are 50 year olds onn/tv/ explain yourslves
>spent a whole reading and shitposting on the Forums of Ice and Fire
>fell in love with the setting, the lore, the characters
>reduced to this
Iktf and I'll pray for us both
Every time I see this scene it looks worse and worse, fucking hell
Why didn't she just grab Cersei and jump off with her?
Seriously the closest people were like 5m away she could have EASILY done it
Losing faith in tv nowadays, marvel unironically spawned this manchild pandering, god i miss the dramatic and political intrigue the show had
>Of all people, a fucking Jonas Brother gets to fuck that as much as he wants
This world isn't fair
She did have 2 brain aneurysms don't bully
Who the fuck is that between Arya and Red Lady?
can't Qyburn or one of his wizard friends cast sirocco on half the city to anger the peasants and have them clobber everyone to death with socks filled with shit
He means that Dany was dismissive of them
Walls are inevitable.
nahh there won't be a king anymore. he's probably going to be in the council
Dany absolutely btfo
b8, probably, but also retarded
Uuuh haha cunt and boobies?
Is it just me or does the seat of House Stark and dakingindanorf have really fucking short walls?
before the episode
>BRUH of course the battle for who gets to rule Westeros is more important than the fight against the NK LMAO
after the episode
>REEEEEEEE why are people scheming against Dany?
I bet half the complaining normies don't even realize Shansha and Varys are back to "playing the game"
hope she burns alive
Jon Snow is a beautiful little man.
Star wars
Thread memes on Sophie a lot. But damn, u know u would,
sneed
Well, cup is a small object. She didn't see a fucking fleet either.
Star Wars.
They were all out of homing arrows
Literally a volley of all those fucking Ballistae's and that would be the end of the Queen of Burgers. Why wouldn't Cersei do it anyway? Jesus this scene was so jarring I had to keep my mouth shut in front of my normie friends.
Yeah the rebellion happened because Aerys executed the leader and heir to a great house without trial, so the other leaders of great houses decided he wasn’t worth following anymore cuz he was gonna probably kill them eventually too.
Gah this show is such trash now
where did the fire trench go?
There are only 6 episodes mate.
They cute.
VISERYS SAVE US
AAAAGGGGHHHH MUMMY SAVE ME
>be incredibly powerful giant fire breathing beast of destruction
>job to a blue darth maul with a stick
>job to a big crossbow on a boat
Why are they so fucking useless?
Do you believe?
She did, she's just letting the plane crash with no survivors because she thinks its bullshit
>tfw Bran is already sitting in his throne
t. triggered Danyfag
dragon bumrush the walls and go berserk before being killed
>betrayed by literally everyone
>her best friend was just killed for no reason
>hurr dany was the mad queen all along
Honestly you people are retarded. Pic related is the only mad queen here.
Cersei looks back to her best in the episode 5 preview
Always preferred her with long hair but damn she looks good in the window shot
I don't understand. After Deany's fleet was destroyed and they everyone was washed ashore, where did they go? The place where Tyrion and Varys discuss Jon and Deany, where is that?
Alfie.
Sansa to Daenerys: if you leave now you’ll be making a mistake
>rhaegal dies
>missandei gets killed
>daenerys’ fleet is destroyed
How smug is she going to be in next episode
why didn't Cersei just order to shoot everyone after she executed her?
This is why you mine more chlorophyll ore then you need
good, good
WHY ISN'T IT SNOWING IN KINGSLANDING OR WINTER
HE WILL RETURN
Cersei >>> NK
As a villain and as a character.
a starving sponge would have guessed right, grats
>when jamie uses the golden fist
>Cheering for that Tyrion plot armor
I think D&D are literally just fucking around on purpose at this point.
What quality is that? 480p?
Yes.
Winter Fell.
It's a fucky perspective: look at the people in the middle compared to the height of the entrance.
Nothing was ever stopping them
Jesus do they just make the soldiers in this show look like retarded hobos on purpose? Is the soldier costume budget overseer just stealing 90% of the money for themselves and no one is saying anything?
Is that actually Conan? Looks like one of those wax figures
The wall, user....the wall. It comes for even the most vibrant and youthful women.
This.
What happened to the snow that fell on Jaimes hand? Now kings landing looks like Dorne
>Dany a crazy incompetent
>Salsa is based now
Stunning reversal, LF did a good job
Stop that makes it hotter
The two smaller dragons have had the shit end of the stick for the whole show.
It’s called pourparlers, an ancient diplomatic way of negociating since ever
I wanted the Dany goes evil arc but I am suspicious of DnD handling it properly. Dany still hasn't done anything that bad, but the second Tyrion and Varus hears about Jon they are immediately on the fuck Dany boat like why?
the age of Emilia is over.
The time of Maisie has come.
and all of her fans that named their children khalessi
BRING ME THE LOOOOORREE STRETCHER!!!!
He is just a regular archer dude, what do you want a golden armor?
>Fucking hacks retconning established lore.
What do you mean?
Jon is going to stab her to death and there's nothing you can do
Left or right Yea Forums? Which one goes into the torture chamber?
isnt varys hand too low?
what is this expression meant to convey?
Is this just a random bar in Burlington?
>Dany still hasn't done anything that bad
""""""""""""""based""""""""
sansa is even more annoying than dany now
Qyburn said Cersei has poetic justice so she probably wants to torture Dany and Tyrion.
The leaks said Jaime betrays the north and Massendei is captured, they made it seem like there's a connection between the two events. fucking leakfag motherfuckers.
Whenever we've seen the people of King's Landing, they have:
>Been rioting, violent, trying to rape Sansa
>Praising King Joffrey at the Sept
>Supporting the Sparrows
>Being cruel and vulgar philistines as Cersei does her walk of atonement
>Praising Euron as he rides through the city with the Sand Snakes
the only charitable scene of the commonfolk of King's Landing has been when Margaery visited the orphans.
Aside from that, they've all been the scummiest of the scum, the lowest classes of filth and degeneracy.
Remind me again why Varys so desperately wants to save these people from the fire?
They forgot bro, it happens to the best of us
why do this
why
>Cersei goes full Mad Queen by ignoring the WW
>Actually no she doesnt because they were stopped at Winterfell. Cersei actually has 5000 IQ
Do you feel subverted yet?
Yeah. People get upset about them dying but Drogon has been doing literally everything up until now. Viserion only existed to job to the Night King.
Dany wants to roast Kings Landing before she even got to Westeros
>That pic
Jesus, look at all those NPC's
A weapon to surpass metal gear
I mean Tyrion (smartest meme dwarf around) is acting like there was a rebellion because Bobby was sad his waifu didn't like him. When he didn't even have a choice, it was rebel or die.
valley there maybe? idk nothing makes sense anymore
>*oopsie totally an accident hehe*
>Jon Snow, the Prince That Was Promised, is going to end the series going north and restarting a pointless night’s watch when the obvious kino ending is that the right in that same area are the Wildlings, the people that love and respect Jon more than anyone else in Westeros, would gladly want him to be their leader and having the TPTWP be a king but not the one everyone wants him to be but he chooses to be the King Beyond the Wall which would be subversion done right
god what is wrong with her entire skull?
If you want to make an omelette you gotta crack a few eggs. Tarlys wouldnt kneel. That's still not Cersei level of madqueen
>Aegon took all 7 kingdoms with 3 dragons that all survived
>Dany has lost 2 of them and has taken fucking nothing
damn she's bad at this
What happens if they go north enough and find the temple where the nk converted babies?
After the death of Missandei all the women left are fucking horrible.
BESSIE
someone nuke this place already
>charge at her enemy with dragon and pull off the last second
How many times are they gonna pull this shit. This is getting ridiculous
*burp*
political intrigue
*fart*
they had an option
even that was already much more thah what they would have granted her if roles were switched
Fuck bookfags.
Show Euron
>supremely confident
>handsome
>doesn't need magic
>can kill dragons with conventional ballistic weapons when aegon used them to conquer entire kingdoms
Book Euron
>insecure
>ugly
>needs magic to do anything
>can't kill dragons
>Dragon dies
>Dany pissed
>next scene she's discussing what to do
the fuck? just burn the fuckers. What was the point of going all "argh" moving towards the ship and then just going back home?
T.stannis
Sansa's gonna deliver us from the Mary Sue dragon thot, that's enough for me
>screaming and crying over a dragon that just randomly dies
LMAO
both
Ever since I learned that she's 1/8th Indian I haven't been able to unsee the distinct Pajeeta phenotype she has
This episdode wasn't too awful, I mean, not great or even good, but not as egrigious as the last 3.
Wasn't it a bit short though? I thought the episodes were supposed to be an hour and a half, not an hour and 15 minutes.
Nope lol. If it was consistent with the bottom left/top right shot there would be huge slopes seen dwarfing the valley on either side. There is literally nowhere this scene could've possible taken place based on previous shots.
Those ramparts don't look very sturdy.
>mad
yeah sure, systematically wiping out her enemies through strats seems totally mad.
>keep shitting on Jon for being a manlet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
for the realm
The first three actually fit together I guess D&D really did just give up
how will drogon die?
and replacing her with mary sansa
>Dany still hasn't done anything that bad
She has done things that both of them have disagreed with. Even when they explain to her that she shouldn't do them she just says "I'm the Queen".
Because muh honor. Cersei is the only person respecting it just look at how she dealt with the militant faith.
cersei is amazing tho
with a fucking dwarf on the show too, very rude
Left looks like a ditz with brain issues. Kinda cute, could probably easily be dominated into doing whatever you want.
Right looks like a high maintenance golddigging bitch. Her expression is somehow more of a red flag than left's green dyed hair.
>dies speaking gibberish.
Wait, the qt mutt is dead?
Wrong, Queen Sansa will never happen. King Bran is endgame
Muh strong and independent woymn turned into typical needy bitch after one good fuck.
i'd say that's pretty accurate writing
Kit looks fucking gay LMAO
Just wait til dany croaks
>Not gonna lie, this is making me hard!
What were they thinking with this dialogue?
That's what all the city's folk are though.
My favorite /got/ buzzword
They are supposed to be 100 feet tall , double walls and the keep Of
Winterfell is supposed to be taller than the red keep
Winterfell in the show looks likes minor lords castle not the great fortress of the north as it should
Good job d and d
the image of onions
But not beautiful.
Dragon Kryptonite
Dragonstone.
>tfw I read some of my friends commenting "wft is up with the pushing Gendry being hard for Arya she looks 11 yo are the show runners pushing for pedophilia?"
the difference is that aegon had fully grown dragons. They were like 60 or 70 years old in the books. That's why Dany's could be killed with balistas
so beautiful
This shot is high octane comedy genius.
m'lady
The face of Benis
wait where tf is the blackwater? there's supposed to be a huge ass river that flows past the city
>Names Gendry a Baratheon
>Gendry instantly has the stongest claim to the throne
>Dany, Jon, and Cersi die leaving Gendey to sit the Iron Throne
Why doesn't she just take better care of them them? Give them some armor to resist arrows. Or at least stop flying so obliviously around corners when you know the enemy can pop them out the sky.
how can anyone even watch something with so many people around? you probably can't hear shit.
Khaleesi the Mother of Pumpkin Spice
based
so much soi in one pic, what a pathetic achievment
Why name a dragon Drogon?
It is like if you name a dog... doggo
>Varys and Tyrion spending three seasons building up Dany as a just and fair ruler and the only hope for lasting peace
>The show celebrating and ignoring the ramifications every time she is a badass
>Tyrion portrayed as a moron for trying to use diplomacy and not raw power
>whole arc is learning to rule
>season 8
>hurr durr she was mad all along
>varys suddenly up for treason only because a guy has friends and people look for him to lead
>ignoring dany's whole arc when freeing slaves, unsullied and Dothraki
If I were Emilia Clark, I would be fucking pissed. Dany was never my favourite character, but they've thrown her whole arc in the garbage. If they had shown her decent, it could have been good, but until now they haven't really shown it.
>But what about the Tarlys?
She gave them a choice and they chose death. Ned would have done the same thing as Dany.
Fuck them. I'm glad D&D are taking a shit in their cereal. It's gotten this far with these faggot normalfags sucking them off and THIS is the episode that makes them realise they're hacks?
>depending on the lighting she looks either 11 or 40
how do you achieve this mode?
>questioning why there is no snow at Kings Landing
Night King is dead and winter is over
>people saying Euron has to know the child isn't his now since Tyrion wouldn't know Cersei had one after he fucked her
Tyrion was literally talking to Qyburn right before he mentioned that, Euron could easily assume Qyburn mentioned the child as a plea to back down.
It's all so tiresome. How can people even be bothered to show emotion when one of the dragons die. I don't even care about the major characters anymore, Jon could have got his head ripped off this episode and I wouldn't have batted an eye yet these people are in tears over minor characters.
How did the targs conquer the seven kingdoms
Why weren't they immedietly overthrown when the dornish figured out scorpions can easily btfo out of them?
Pajeet in the back loving it.
isn't Dragonstone like at least a fortnight sail away?
>Drogan just crawl around and act intimidating and hope they don't shoot you since we know for a fact they'll shoot you out of the air
>hype up Winter as hell on earth with absolute days of pure darkness, cold and famine
>Every single person that is not a kid at the start of the show has PTSD about winter
>living in Winterfell out of all places should be a death sentence since people felt so cold that not even the chimney's fire could warm them
>literal worst winter to come since the North has been ravaged by war, bandits and Ironborn raids
>Everyone is literally happy and cozy before and after the undead came, so fucking happy and good that they are marching south without being afraid of getting caught in a snowy storm.
>winter is dependent on the existence of the Night King
this was established?
so there's just gonna be an eternal summer forever now?
lol fuck you
ehehehe
euron looked actually afraid when that dragon was flying straight at him desu
>your name is Drogo
>your wife names a dragon after you
>no one knows where it got the name so they just assume you married a retard
He never deserved this
HAHAHA
I’m starting to think those Jews are pretty based
>make Arya kill off NK to piss off all the bookfags
>kill a black woman in chains and all of dany’s friends to piss off normies
>If the leaks are real everyone is goin f to be upset
>dates Kit Harrington
>he leaves her for Rose Leslie
>get 2 aneurysms because you can't handle the breakup
Remember bros, for every incel, there is a stronger femcel out there
have sex
lots
she wanted Dany to burn all the whiteys and Greyworm and the bois to rape and pillage their way through kingslanding basically
i'm starting to like euron
What is an "arc"?
>Arya comes crawling back to Gendry but he fucks off with some whore
there's still time... right bros...
>GoT on switch
Euron once again the best thing about the episode.
Tbd the only reason to coninue watching is to watch him kill shitty characters.
imaging caring about the dragons, if anything they've ruined all of the battle scenes
>Winter has come
>King's Landing doesn't look any different
>post-battle Winterfell is having a fucking feast of wine, ale and foodstuffs
Drogo + Dragon.
She used to turn me on so damn much, with that attitude
>/ourguy/ arrives at his seat just as first ballista hits
Kino.
a song of söy and cuck
>These people actually expected constant YAAAAS QUEEEENING all the way through
>These people are real
It's over
Didn't you learn from Jon? Themes are for 8th grade book reported
what happened, bros?
le strong and smug
>this is what Gendry actually believes
Threadly reminder this guy killed innocent farmers, including women and children, and has now become a comic relief.
>doesnt immediately bow down to a foreign queen after being defeated in a single battle
>lmao yeah they deserved to be burnt to death!!1
That's not how things usually work in Westeros. The common people aren't going to like her as queen if they've heard stories about her burning people who are of no threat to her.
Remember the Red Wedding and the Sept of Baelor?
Where will you be when he returns next ep?
Alright, so what endings can save this trash?
Personally?
>Cersei wins
>Euron wins
>Stannis comes back
anything other than these 3 and the only thing I did was waste my time with this shit
Scorpions didn't exist until last season
Anglo genetics + degenerate weed smoker
But user
I already do have sex.
If you don't want to give her big, sticky facial here, there's something wrong with you
narrative arc. the character development/personal progression of one specific character
>drew a flaming sword from the chest of Cersei Lannister and defeated the Night King, who resurrected in the form of Brandon Stark
All will be right in the world.
>based chad sits down
>the dragon gets hit
what did reality mean by this?
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE STANNIS
and he got cucked by a posh boy.
Dragon suicide bomb
Qiburn dabs at some point
Arya dies
Jon kills a woman / dany
not redeemable
and arya baked people into pies
well grrm will handle it better for sure, but I love the mad queen idea
>Alright, so what endings can save this trash?
Dany dies
is it wrong if their despair gave me a boner?
Friendly reminder that if it was Jaime that killed the NK /got/ wouldn't care despite him having no part in that storyline
>You're not the only smart head around here
>heh, nothing personal dwarf
Power***
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
>they don't even pretend it matters the way they do with jaime and sandor
>they just never bring it up
the state of this show
Fuck Stannis. Viserys is the One True King.
Anyone got a stream? I'm late to the party
yeah it definitely shouldn't be able to hold that weight
>hes the new nk
>he raises rhaegal from the water just like nk raised viserion
>he attacks from the blackwater bay and this time succeeds
kino
It would have Subverted© my Expectations™, but in a good way.
And why do you care so much about those things?
What is important is that the show is cool and emotive and this episode was classic game of thrones, not that shitty ice satan shit.
>Dany was dismissive of them
last time their armies crossed he destroyed her fleet seems like she's only dismissive because the writers want her to be.
Why are they screaming?
Maybe Tywin was right after all to not worry about them
Nope. I cringed at that "they call me Kingslayer" fanfic.
They were all slick at the thought of being penetrated by Chadmund
Look at all those fucking homos and ugly troll ass women. Wow. I guess these are the types of people who go to a fucking bar to watch GoT like its the Super Bowl.
so people of westeros and king's landing in particular forgot how cersei brought all the shit upon them and blew up their holiest church? now they're willing to flock to her castle for protection so that "the good guys" have a moral dillema? what the fuck?
Arya dies
Dany dies
Sansa fucks off back to the North and doesn't come back
Tyrion dies
Jaime only went to KL to kill Cersei
Sweetrobin secedes
Hound builds a house in the woods
>don't kill him in the battle of winterfell
>write him out in the next episode
cray
ons
Is... is that what the wailing of women sounds like?
Why was Beric's death so shit? They could've made him form a blockade with his big flaming sword as his final sacrifice, instead he just kind of got in a scuffle and got stabbed a few times
He deserved so much more
kek
Was there anything that he wasn't right about?
he really grew on me, maybe it's about how hard he makes r*dditors and bookfags sperg
he's kinda like jaime before he turned him into a pucci lil fuck
Because they're not there to watch it. They're there just to be part of something. If GOT wasn't popular most of those people wouldn't even watch it at home, let alone going out to a bar to watch it.
Didn't house martell use it to fuck up the first targs, which is why they have their words?
Who thinks the girl hitting on the Hound is in fact Arya wearing a face trying her luck again?
>be drogon
>go through dragon puberty while bros are locked underground
>dgtow for a while
>come back and save mom from shitskins
>bros are let out, they're not as chad as you but you have fun burning a fleet
>go west
>so close to great grandpa balerion's bones you can smell them
>fuck yeah, me and the boys are gonna take this city for mommy
>for some fucking reason go north
>mom hangs out with uncle, gets a little too close but dragon don't give a fuck
>uncle gets caught in shit by a bunch of moving kindling
>dracarys.jpg
>oh shit, little bro got sniped by weird pale guy from all the way in the air
>thank meraxes he didn't aim at me, who's right in front of him
>escape
>have fun for a few times, mourn viserion, have fun flying with bro and uncle, watch mom and uncle do it
>weird pale guys and kindling show up again, with viserion (who's even more of a virgin than usual)
>do a few dive bombs but don't really get involved because me and bro are tired today
>pale bro and all the weird things go boom
>go back south
>fuck yeah, time to burn shit and make grandpappy proud
>wtf rhaegal got hit!
>dive right at the fucker
>he misses every shot
>i'm that much of a chad, too bad my bros were both one hit quitters
>can i burn the city now
>mommy says yes
>fuck yeah
dragons being a problem
oh wait
LF is still alive and btfos Jon to take the iron throne
>Hey guys let's make a hulking warrior from a proud warrior race with fancy facial hair and tattoos and name him Kahl Drago instead of Ka D'argo, no one remembers farscape anyway
I wonder what face i made. I didn't emit noises but maybe if i filmed myself i had some weird face.
Sad!
Jon becoming powerhungry and killing Dany for the throne, not because of her crimes.
Starks take the throne, Bran rules in the North and a new dynasty is born.
And what about that moment between Sansa and The Hound?
Does she want his dick?
Why are we still here?
oh yeah because Cersei and the Lannisters overall have respect guest rights and have honoured there agreements.
She didn't blow up a whole borough of the city or anything.
>tfw the dragon was never truly awoken
>that file name
Little Finger was alive the whole time, him and Sansa get the throne, Arya was Waif the whole time
imagine not liking the last fantasy element this shitfest has left
>"swear to me you won't tell a soul"
>"I swear"
> "So.... TYRION, GUESS WHAT!?"
FucKING.....
the leaks confirm stannis return
they're infantile american hipster faggots user
Pretty much, or just short cycles of summer and winter. The seasons are VERY different from how it works in reality. The summer was 7+ years in the show and said that the winter would be one of the worst lasting a generation and was doing a bunch of cuts to the walkers implying they were the reason. If the walkers had their way they would bring winter all through westeros but since they died it has been stopped.
Don't forget that the guys who lived in the hot climates of Slaver's Bay wear the exact same clothes they wore there but at fucking Winterfell in the middle of winter, while the Northerners who have been used to cold their whole lives wear like 20 layers
Yeah, it's a really compelling concept, but the execution has been awful. Varys's biggest reason for wanting Jon is because people like him and rally behind him.
Sounds awfully similar to Robert Baratheon, and you can see how that turned out. He didn't really want the throne either.
They are vapid baseded out whores who only care about being seen enjoying their community approved event so they can get thumby uppsies on reddit when it get's posted.
this. THIS. he's one of the reasons I still even remotely care about GOTrainwreck
hound will pound
Seems kind of late to have their reunion since the Hound passed by Winterfell in S7.
the only thing ned ever did correctly was to never tell a tully a secret.
>CAN'T STAND THE
I'm the only one who noticed Sophie Turner got in shape for this season? She got bloated the past years but now she is beautiful.
they represent the simple minded average viewer of GOT
How are these people not embarrassed to overact like this? Or maybe I'm just cold and emotionless.
no you just didn't pay attention. she hates slavery and yet has an army that only exists due to slavery. she screwed the people who created that army by scheming them and then she burned and murdered them all. after that she goes to meereen and crucifies a bunch of masters, many of which had nothing to do with slavery.
she has always been shit at making decisions, most of the time she just lucked her way into a solution. not this time
kek
It's a shame Cersei is going to kill him.
Still, I'd rather have her do it than give the YAAASS crowd the satisfaction of Yara doing it.
she had two brain farts
did you expect anything else?
>released 1999
so they're the ones that ripped of grrm?
I wonder if this is B roll they had of them just improv bantsing and they put it in the show because they just don't give a single fuck
The commoners dont care, this much has been made clear many times
obviously
They were at Dragonstone when Euron attacked and killed the dragon. Euron was waiting for them to arrive.
typical female
PS: I already have sex
She has other work too.
>omegalul
Twitchcancer is even worse than Reddit and tumblr combined. Neck yourself immediately.
the only thing ned ever did correctly was to never tell a woman* a secret.
ftfy
Theon is the new Night King
the NK was fucking old and he needed a replacement, he didn't even duel Jon, because he was running out of time and it would be risky
Bran was an obvious choice, knowing everything about the past, the present and the future would be really useful for the NK, surely more useful for him, than for some retard sitting in a chair, not doing anything with his knowledge
but to make Bran the new NK, he would have to be killed by the NK and that didn't happen
instead, Theon was the last man killed by the NK and he'll become one soon
we know the NK is immune to fire, so burning the body doesn't do much to him and knowing the writing, no one checked the bodies after they set them ablaze, not even just in case
that's also why Sansa gave him that Stark Wolf pin, so we, the retarded audience know it's Theon when they show him next time
why would cersei kill him
Only sex with women counts
that double chin is massive this season what are you talking about
Even on official maps they sometimes move the river away from King's Landing.
KEK
Land of Forever Winter.
>Could have won over support from one of the semi-major houses by offering them Storms End
>Gives it away to Gendry who has is common born and has no proof of Baratheon ancestry
>Baratheon armies completely annihilated so noone for him to rally even if he was accepted
>"I'm so clever"
The only thing that could have made this scene any more hilarious is if Cersei did just kill them all. I don't think my sides could have handled it.
is the mod good?
The only way to redeem this show is for the last two episodes to consist entirely of D&D flipping off the camera and jerking each other off.
Nothing will ever truly redeem this shitheap, but I'd rather they come clean about how much they look down on me before it's over.
Cuz of Khal Drogo u mongoloid.
>zoomer that never watched Star Trek
F-from the dusty mesa...
I'm the last person to defend GoT's current writing, but to be fair that's pretty realistic. Varys wasn't joking when he mentioned that "if more than one person knows it, everyone does" (I'm paraphrasing obv).
no one knows whats up there but yea sure they could go there i guess
>pic
How can these people be real lol?
Yea Forums should do a pic like this to show them what real alphas look like
She hates him and thinks he's gross
She's going to get controll of his forces somehow and kill him so she doesn't have to endure salty sucky fucky any longer.
Kino.
I really don't understand why people are throwing a fit over this
The balance is fine and the emergent storytelling is unironically better than this trash since s4
it's in the same place as the pond at the winterfell godswood.
>hey guys
who are the guys?
>Dany/Drogon manages to dodge all the shots somehow
>Euron actually has a bit of worry on his face now, he knows they're completely exposed and can't reload in time before the dragon comes and burns them all
>The dragon flies away for no reason, leaving them time to reload and shoot all their ships
no wonder Euron is happy all the fucking time, even when things go against him they just go away
they took it by surprise pretty much. people figured out anti-dragon tactics so they had to start ruling wisely and not fucking burning everyone down. read fire&blood.
RIP cünnybear. Thank you for not turning me into a pedophile. Phew!
she doesn't give a shit about some fish smelling retard, only wants the victory
Thats how it is in real life as well, cities are terrible
she goes from 10/10 mating press wife to a druggie the scale is insane
it's no different than cheering at a sports game user, it's just fans of something drinking together and having fun
Pretty Sansa move tbhq
As soon as Sam and Jon and Danny and bran knew it was already over
the farmers wanted to be bummed by him? sheer degeneracy imminent downfall of western civilization etc
Most of those are 100% happening. Arya won't die though. George revealed that she won't die in the books because his wife made him promise she won't and I'm 99.9% sure she won't die in the show just because she sums up everything wrong with the show the last few seasons and is the "fan" favorite.
this post perfectly encapsulates my feelingd about season 8, have a you
>small girl crushed by the patriarchy
What did they mean by this?
It's called makeup.
yeah DD are going about it in a dumb way. it's convincing enough for a casual viewer I guess.
This was /got/ when Stannis died.
I'm amazed they even bothered to include this scene, why did they fuck him up so badly
And now he gets to reign over Westeros forever as an immortal being. Based
But all that was before Varys, and she has never had any consequences for her actions. Instead of painting it like something bad, the show has celebrated these moments with sweeping orchestral music and hero shots.
It's lazy to begin to write her as a bad egg when she even stopped her conquest to save the people up North. Sansa and Arya hate her for no reason other than "she's not from here", when they all would be murdered by zombies without her.
Why didn't she grab Cersei and jumped down.
arya has killed every single character on the show and has been using their faces to reenact this war even though she is cersei and dany and jon and everybody she is even the dragon who died and she is the crossbow that shot it and it will end with her become game of thrones
How the fuck does that happen?
But I'm not, dany being just another batshit insane targ is common knowledge.
That's just British genes but her jawline is slimmer than what it used to be. Try to compare her scenes this episode with something from two years ago.
Product placement deal with Starbucks. They had to spend all their budget on the Dragon CGI, and they're in need for cash for the last few episodes. Why do you think we didn't see a single frame of Ghost participating in the battle?
>Most of those are 100% happening
Willing to tolerate Arya's survival if I get most of the rest. It'll all be horribly written but at least it's a clue as to how the books will end
This. She was moved for like 3 minutes when he met Jon after being prisoner in KL for years and then raped by Ramsey. After that she was ready to bitch him forever to retake winterfell for her (all while losing his men first to get rid of them while playing the part of the big hero that saves the day - with the men fo another man).
FUCK SHANSHA
also coke bloat
>and it will end with her become game of thrones
jaime kills cersei, jon kills dany, sansa dies for any reason, bran becomes a botanist and it ends with a flashback of aegon targaryen who is played by will smith
(you)
Show me the body.
>>Aegon took all 7 kingdoms with 3 dragons that all survived
Try again friend.
sansa dies, arya dies, dany dies
jaime kills cersei and creates lightbringer
NK arrives at kings landing
also aging
Really?
>Half of them on about LGBTQ shit
???
she was cuffed so unlikely to get a good enough grip
she could throw the cuffs over Cerseis head but that would take too long
>And then, one day, for no reason whatsoever...
Aegon could not take Dorne and her sister died sniped by an arrow on her way there.
When Stannis approached Winterfell with the exact same number of men Ramsey didn't waste time fucking around on the walls.
Jaime kills Cersei and takes the throne, Arya leaps onto him from behind and kills him, then immediately the Waif appears out of nowhere and leaps onto her and kill her, then she takes off her face and reveals she was Stannis all along. Stannis sits on the Iron Throne, and executes Jon and Dany for being traitors, fin.
>makes any move in front of Clegane
>thisissparta.jpg
fuck off retard
Gay people are fucking disgusting. I share a flat with one, while he isn't nearly as disgusting as the worst of them, he constantly tells me stories of other gays asking for really weird and degenerate shit which he constantly refuses.
because the archers and ballista on the wall would promptly BTFO Dany and her 20 good men. granted should have just done that anyway
So I take it the Stannis flashback leak was Stannisfags on their delusional shit again?
she would look even better if she had a potty belly and a slightly thick butt and maybe 30% larger breasts with large aereolas and nipples
...
>implying his Dayne waifu would have blabbed
SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
OK does anyone know how long we've spent in each episode? It must have taken weeks to travel from Winterfell to KL, then for word of the battle to reach BACK to Winterfell
Tyrion not being hi son
lmao
Yes
So did anybody else notice how fucking god-awful the "previously on GoT" segment was edited? It's like they were told to do it a few hours before the episode aired.
wtf, is this real?
Realistic, women have no understanding of honor
>not even the "previously on GoT" showed the Night King getting killed
glad we spent 8 seasons building up to that
littlefinger faked his death, kills both tyrion and the eunuch, after all the other characters kill themselves, and becomes the (now) rightfull king of the seven kingdoms
based theory, or should i say... Theonry.