Mom, why did you name me after a mad queen?

those babies don't even know that they are already doomed.

From now on you will assume the identity of a welshman Danny-Rhys

People irl named their kids after her?
Let me guess, it was Americans?

>Mom, why did you name me after someone who loved her rapist?

that joke fell flatter than emilias arse

I have thought of misspelled names for all of the characters and i will use them

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Well yeah. Here in Britain the most popular baby name is Muhammad.

I like Jeffrey and Tyrone the most.

How do we stop him Yea Forums ?

I was going to rant about how retarded this was until I realized I'm named after a TV show character with a name that literally nobody has.

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>you love your daddy, don't you?

Are you the based Zorro poster?

What’s your name you little shit?

Hello Adric.

top lol

>Mom, why did you name me after someone who had sex with her nephew?

lol

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how big will the normalfag twitter outrage be?

a lot of people named the kids Khaleesi because they’re extra retarded.

*winks*

I dig it. dab on the haters.
and please hit me with your worst example

Timon Lancaster, father of Suzy, Jamie and Tyrone

>mom, why did you name me after a home appliances brand

Shut the fuck up, no one cares Lone Ranger

Is there even a reason why most people were named something. My mom just like the name and went with it. Why the fuck has there have to be a deep meaning?

Bravo, user, this made me very happy.

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Fuck off, Meatwad.

There will be so many Aryas that they can just pass it of as a normal name. "One of my friend's called her baby Arya and I thought it was a nice name".

Hello Aven

Imagine unironically doing this.

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Isn't that a Pajeet boy name?

Until you've lived in a gypsy infested Eastern Euro country you know nothing about weird names taken from tv.

100% those are nigger babies

I'll be honest, gonna miss Smugdrick.

Butthead?

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Based

sup, Alf?

Have sex
Have sex
Have sex

>mother, I would like to thank you

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Impressive eyebrow restraint

No shit. Arya is kinda common name in India

yo chandler

>names her son after a lunatic

yikes

It is girls name actually

nobody asked you, Log Lady

Have sex

>tfw named after the late patriarch of the family
based dad

Hi Chad

It isn't as big of a deal as you think. Arabs seems to love naming at least 1/3 of their children after a murder warlord.

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>falling for a fake
yikes

>>Arya
>>Aryans
>>Superior with teleporting tricks
Just like in real life

She took Jorah's death hard.

its in the episode. it wasnt placed there by mistake or "lol seems like everyone must have overlooked that" but was a marketing trick by Starbucks for which they paid good money

Monkey D. Luffy?

You're empowered my little one. You can have whatever you want as long as you're a raging narcissist who murders people who are opposed to your undefined and ever chaning goals.

>Mom why do I have a boy's name? It's raising eyebrows at young facists space cadet camp
>*sigh* you just don't get it Dany. It was a different time. We were young and full of passion and love.

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN. PLEASE MAKE DANY GO FUCKING NUTS AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THE GOTFAGS.

fucking cunts
i bet they paid millions for somebody to do that, maybe they should put some of that towards taxes. cunts the lot of them.

>young facists space cadet camp
is this the future /pol/ sees?

>I'm just gonna come right out and say it.
Brave.

>daddy why did you raise me?

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kek

The 30s of every century are the start of a new fascist awakening. We'll see if it lights the spark this time.

it's better than Crystal

sneed

GODS I wish I was named CIA

List of most popular baby names:

>Mohammed
>Muhammed
>...
>...
>..
>.
>NgBongo
>Arya

wow is popular name!

>Mom we've talked about this. Please don't use my former name anymore. I don't sneed this

Hey Radar

i really liked her acting last night

I really think the memes got to her. Her acting as a whole improved this season, though that's hardly an accomplishment.

AAAAAAAAhahahaha, no way, please God, Allah or Yahweh, make her the insane queen and I will stop masturbating to anime for a day.

this

At least with Westeros all of the names are real names used in history.

ah yes, 1130 and the rise of fascism *sip* I remember it fondly.

>MOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Everybody was fascist then you donkey.

I like that you set a realistic goal for yourself.

>God that northener's food.... Must... not... shit... my pants

Can't be worse than that Dongus guy.

why she no move eyebrows?

She looks about 45 here.

do you have to try hard to be this stupid, or does it come naturally?

>not having the same name as your dad
faggots
also, i remember threads about babies being named khaleesi or daenerys 5 years ago and anons shitposting that she would go mad
i cant believe D&D really pulled that out

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The writing is terrible though because she isn't coming off insane.

>having the same name as your dad

yikes

it`s okay if its only ''user''
''user junior'' is absolutely disgusting tho

Actors who were playing characters, that were killed in first 3 seasons are actually lucky people.

Have sex, Mewtwo.

>naming your kid after yourself
Sorry that you have a retarded faggot father, user.

they didnt make a mil per episode

Imagine not being named after a football player like normal people.

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imagine being named after basketball players

t: Emilia Clarke

Very. They're upset her "children" got killed. Imagine the chimpout when she gets the same treatment

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>having the same name as your dad like a little faggot
>not having your grandfathers name like a chad

>game of thrones
>thinks everyone will survive

when the fuck will they learn?

What about having the same name as your dad AND your grandad? Giga chad.

My sister is doing this. She wants to name her daughter Arya.

>What about having the same name as your dad AND your grandad?
That's double cucked.

A kid already has your family name. That's the whole fucking point of that name and it's enough. Just give him some normal non-weird name and let him live his life without name-cucking him like that.

no that reverts back to being faggy again. It's even worse than just being named after your dad

>Chad
>Chad Jr
>Chad the Third

Are you telling me you don't one day want a grandson that carries both your name and lineage? You sir sound like a homosexual.

There's a scenario where that is chad but in reality it's almost always a very faggy practice. Most families aren't special or interesting so having Brad, third of his name, worker at IHOP, watcher of capeshit just sounds goofy.

>Duh-nairy-us
My stupid coworker can't even say his stupid daughter's name right. Kid's got no chance.

It's acceptable if you're rich enough to never work in your life. Even if you're a doctor it's faggy as fuck.

Is Anakin a real name?

>meet girl born in 2000
>hi I'm Britney

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This, america is degeneracy incarnated

that's pretty based desu. It's not madonna or what ever

I think Arya is a nice name at least, ignoring the character

Can't say the same for Daenerys or Khaleesi

BEBE LUFFY

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I'm literally named "Alice" after a fucking Disney movie my mom liked as a child.

I hate my parents to this day as that name has been the cause of years of bullying.

>name child Arya N. Whiterace
>hehe just game of thrones fan, valar morghulis praise the wall

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Alice in Wonderland is a great book though, and Alice is a very normal name. Why would you be bullied for that?

I knew a chick who was named Snow White so remember that it could always be worse.

Alice is a great name after a great book, you ungrateful bitch

Heard some parents shouting after their daughter "Arya! Come here Arya!" the other day in the Post Office

Cute kid. But cringey as fuck parents.

Maybe hes a dude named Alice

>I'm literally named "Alice"

adelaide?

I know a dude with an Arya.

Because I'm a guy.........

how the fuck haven't you watched alice in wonderland? fucking zoomers.

You're a guy named Alice?
Or are you actually a girl and then why would you be bullied for that? Seems a pretty normal name. You could have gone with Ali/Allie which is extremely common...

hehe, Dongus.

>ywn be named Tywin

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weird name for a guy indeed

Would be based af. But now imagine being named Euron. Kid would be a chad by default

...

OH NO NO NO NO

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Tad gay desu.

>Somehow knew it would be Brazil without even opening the image
Uma delicia

>smokes pipe
>never ever had sex
>just beat hookers instead
>didn't want children
Was Joffrey, dare I say it, thinking about it logically?

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Change it to Alliser
You bastrd

You never heard of Alice Cooper?

Did your dad, by any chance, leave home when you were three?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5XGTpophI

Fucking based.

SEETHING because your fathers didn't think you are worthy enough to bear his name. Bitch ass faggots.

TORN

HOLY FUCK YOU CAN TELL THIS IS AFTER EIGHT TAKES OF THEM TELLING HER TO STOP USING HER FUCKING EYEBROWS SO MUCH

that’s a normal generic name

There used to be this boomer tv show called Dallas, where a character named J.R. got shot and forced the series to go through a Who-shot-Mr-Burns storyline. My parents never watched the show but still named me J.R., and now boomers always ask if I've watched Dallas or who shot me. It's okay though I'm always stealing shit from them.

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I have both, I have my Grandfather's name, then my Father's name, then my family name.

D&D liked when she used her eyebrows though retard.

Why don't you just change it to Alan or something?

Raymond Chandler

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Not anymore, unless they Caville'd those bad boys in post

Just say grand father you fucking retard.

UwU Sounds like a name for a total sissy

I know someone named Anakin, so now it is.

Like literally names J.R.? That's your name? Is that even possible?

If that's what actually happened then your parents are also retarded because the character was named John. Actually now that you mentioned stealing this starts to sound like a normal nigger thing.

I'm naming my first born son Robert.
For two great kings, one fictional and one real.

>literally being named initials
GET THE NAME STRETCHER

What is that expression trying to convey.

Have sex, squirtle

Nice, what are the best names in the show, I like Rikard and Brynden.

crazy

>>i know a guy that named his son luffy aldebaran

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>not Luffy Shaka

I like Robert

That's a normal name though.

actually great acting

looks like she's about to do that Joe Pesci mutter when he was in Home Alone and couldnt actually swear

How've you been, Kit Cloudkicker?

It is? I've heard of Rob before but never Robert

I fucked my wife twice last night before the episode aired. What does having sex have to do with anything?

this

Ok emilia you can move your eyebrows a little bit now they just look fake

would you give your kid a pop culture character's name?
I was thinking maybe Sarah(but it could be used for bullying in my country so I can't) or Wanda

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not plain simple, ALL CAPS AIORIA

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Hello Crow T Robot

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>tfw my name is Jon and I look like Kit but balding

Victarion, Euron, Barristan and Illyn.

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Edmure

This is the face you give when they get your order wrong at Mc Dicks. Not going "mad"

Include me in the screenshot

Incel

Go by Alistair instead

...

>user
>user Jr.
>user
It just werks

Arguing with holes. It's 2019 - holes are no longer a leverage. Come up with comething else.

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My name is also Jon but I look nothing like him.

Lancel?

My first name is my Grandmothers maiden name
My middle name is my Grandads first name

Am I based?

Bruh

Brynden, Eddard, Edmure, Victarion

No you're either a guy with a girls name or you're just a girl. Not very based at all.

>Bran king
>Bran un the small counsil
>Sansa ruling anything at all
>Taking the black being a thing after the WW are all dead.

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>Monkey D Luffy
>Name a Brazilian "Luffy"
Like pottery.

My mothers second name is rickard. (Assume that’s what you meant since there’s no rikards in GOT but there is a rickard)

Craig isn't a girls name

I meant Bronn in the small counsil

I named you after the strong female character of GoT!

> ignores all advice given to her
> kills innocents because muh dragons
> petty af
> fucks her nephew

Thanks mom. I wish dad were still here.

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Nah I have a regular name it's just that the initials of my first and middle name are J.R., and for whatever reason they've called me that since birth, never my normal name.

Madian names are surnames

Shit english is not my first language. Thought you meant middle name

holy shit i kinda see it now, creepy Dany

I’d name my kid Brandon, Robert or Tywin if I was white. Too bad I’m a SEAmonkey

If you're not named after a Biblical character then your parents are heathen degenerates

>Khaleesi
>53 babies
In another 10 years I'll be fucking girls with daddy issues called Khaleesi on tinder, feels good bros.

Here comes the Christcucks

Gonna name my kid Athena just to dab on christcucks

A friend called her baby girl, "Calypso", how bad it is???

I don't think you understand what fascism is...

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Have you never heard of Alice Cooper? Sure that's not his birth name but guys can rock the names too if they're cool enough. You are cool, aren't you user?

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>Daughter is named Rei
>everyone thinks she's named after a star wars or anime character

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fucking keked heartily

Johnny Cash's birth name was actually JR Cash. Got officially changed to John when he joined the army because they refused to accept initials as a first name.

>Marsha Marsha Marsha!

Why yes, people do tend to look older when theyre scowling.

I forgot my stickers at home today, sorry sweet summer child.

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Based retard

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Its almost like her parents want her to be a stripper.

I loved Poison, Mr Cooper!

Delete this nephew

Murder

>he named his daughter after an evangelion character

Friend is considering naming is upcoming child arya. I think my friendship got hurt a bit when I laughed because I didnt think he'd possibly he serious

Is this pre or after aneyrism? Her brow nerve endings might went numb

is this like one of those post that thots do on social media like "so ugly xoxo sadface" attached to instagram picture of herself doing a pose?

dzufdt loooooooll

N. is for norman

huh, won't they be 10-11 in ten years?

thankfully you laughed. How disconnected from reality and good sense one must be when considering naming their spawn after some retarded TV character?

Maybe if more people were bullied for thinking about these things, such behaviour might be curbed in the long run, but all you have are enablers

My name is patrick but i have a micro dick

He's a guy you nonce

they were probably named khaleesi when season 1 aired, which was 8 years ago.

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That picture is from the office of national statistics in 2014..
in 10 years they'll be like 16, therefore legal in the UK.

What's your point?

You are not the only diego

I actually laughed. good one

That he's pretty based.

Who else here named after a ninja turtle?

Alice Cooper stopped being a cool guy 30 years ago.

Fuck no, the new album was great.

they're already pissed about the writing going down the hill

what is a chad name to call your child?

well, she's only 3yo, and she's already super cute, I'm keeping an eye on her :)))))))

you niggers said Emilia can't act

Luffy is brazilian according to the author tho.

Arya was a fairly common name even before GoT.

Chad

Well if you are a guy named Alice... Otherwise it only applies if you are from a non-western language shit country or Japan, because Japan loves Arisu name.

Lyanna would have been a better namesake.

>not having the same name as two great-great grandfathers which was also worn by 17 kings of your country
Plebs

>forced the series to go through a Who-shot-Mr-Burns storyline
more like The Simpsons took the Who-shot-JR storyline, you fucking zoomer

underrated

no Cerseis :(

god I can just remember the 2000s anime and manga with characters named Alice

>It's a every football player babies named Enzo, Theo or Luca episode
Damm you Zidane

That's ok I'm named "Roger" after "Roger Ramjet"....

>Have same name as my dad
>He leaves the state because there is a warrant out for his arrest
>Police end up calling me some years later when looking for him

fucking awesome
could have been worse alice. she could have called you 'queen of hearts'

I heard a mother call her daughter Khaleesi at a restaurant. They weren't even black.

kek

Wow, she has actually improved.

And this.

Free dad joke when he turns 18 too
>Euron your own now, kid.

>tfw my ghetto ass mom named me Lysistrata because she loved Ancient Greek shit
could've been worse. I could be DeLatrina or some shit like that

I told you, they loved that shit. They love Maria too but more for christian stuff than for Disney Alice trend.
I wonder if in next 10 years anime character will have Frozen names like Elsa. Anna is more convulted because you can write anus in japanese with that, yet Ana Coppola exists.

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arya's at least an actual name

tfw named after my dad who was named after his dad who was named after his dad and tfw my son is named after me. you have a number in your name, right Yea Forums?

I knew a Jor-El. Last time I ran into him he had lost like 100lbs and was telling me that heroin was the best invention ever.

>naming your child after a title
Its like naming your child Your Majesty, makes no fucking sense

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No worse than my unfortunately-named girlfriend Winter Cross. Just imagine how many GoT jokes she's heard. Even my wife thinks it sounds ridiculous.

In my country it's tradition to name your children after your parents, not after yourself. It's a sign of respect.

It'll be the social norm by then.

>Naming your daughter as an Ice Cream company
wew

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God, I hope so.

Dickon?

What do you normally go by?

>you're a zoomer if you didn't watch Dallas
Maybe he's just not a plebeian faggot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickon

Only the tenth Chad is cool. CHAD X

You mean the whore who doomed an entire continent?

There was a kid named Anakin in Pippi Longstocking that pre-dates Return of the Jedi.

My grandparents were Alice and Ralph. Like the Honeymooners.

>girlfriend
>wife

Brandon, Jon, Walder, Rodrik and Tywin

Just say you were named after Alice Cooper, dummy. (His real name is Vincent).

DARKSTAR

Yes, and?

There was a lieutenant Vader in the southern army records during the Civil War, it's all based on real names

My high school friend's daughter is Aria. She's older than GoT (the show).

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!
YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE DID YOU KNOW THAT?

I'm Norwegian and all my siblings got good old Norse names while I got a christcuck/kike one. feelsbadman.jpeg

based and redpilled

I have a shitty awful bible name, but changing it costs and means replacing all documents and licences and shit, can't be fucking bothered

Jesus, look at all those wrinkles. Remember when she looked like this?

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Oh yes, the fascist revolts of 1830, how could I forget

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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of courshe

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If you are Whipple Ebenezer Jenkins, then you are indeed based.

I thought it was bad enough that you thought Alice was a movie name and not a real one, but to know you're a guy too?
My condolences, here's your funeral song lad
youtu.be/k7ZcvDHX44o

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Go ask Alice

Often people pick names of other relatives, I was named after my grandfather on my mother's side

full name

>literally the age of revolution you dumb nig

I named my daughter Sansa after my 128mb mp3 player that took 1 AAA battery.

wow she's literally shaking

I'm naming my son YHWH. No middle or last name.

Eddard, Robb, Bran & Jorah are okay.