SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME - Official Trailer

COMEDY GOLD

>goldeneye eugh sound

>muh capeshit lore
who fucking cares

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So is the multiverse real or is Mysterio just bullshitting to gain their trust?
I would make sense for it to be real so they can introduce the x-men later

Jesus I can’t stand Tom Holland speaking Britt, it’s like he’s faking it.

So why the fuck are a bunch of 22 year olds still in high school though?

Yeah, he seems like an honest person.

>Be me in spidermans class
>Everyone gets dusted
>Im still here.png
>Dont go to school anymore, get a dog, have sex, grow a beard.
>drink lots
>dust people come back 8 years later.
Mfw when I have to go back to school

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>Do adults really watch this shit?
No.

They aren't 22, but 16 or whatever

>watching movies with all those brown mongrels around
lmao I pity you low IQ cinema viewers

Why does hollywood love showing men being hit in the balls? Why do women never get cunted?

>every film from now on will take place 5 years in the future

Fans of capeshit I presume? Why are you here?

I trust him fren

What are you laughing at fren?

>Be me
>travelling new york to london for business
>get dusted
>come back 8 years later..
>where's plane?
Hurtle to my death

Where is the picture of the guy posting the spoilers for Far from Home?

what do you think the space stone is for.

That was Endgame with the multiple timelines.
Also Mysterio is a con artist

A punch in the nuts is an ancient joke that came from the times when only men wrote jokes at all. Stop evoking feminism paranoia.

So Mysterio is a superhero from an alternate reality with actual powers? I like it, nice twist on the source material.

Do you guys not understand how teenage boys act? They are always doing that kind of shit I know we did

Why yes, I'm investing my life savings in Oscorp. The CEO is the most level-headed person I know.

>be me
>proud new mom
>cuddling baby
>get dusted
>baby falls and dies

so the leaks were true
mysterio will work with fury and the gang and it turns out at the end that he was the evil
meh

in a world where technology stalled for 5 years and half of everyone was dead.

you could realistically just write off those years from happening in terms of macro society

He is obviously lying.

Tom's not growing any taller is he?

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So why is dr strange still on another planet nerdo?

>why are you here
fuck off back to r*ddit

kek

Half of them Should be 22

>be the universe
>half the people disappear
>chaos ensues
>after a few years people adjust
>suddenly planets used to feeding a certain amount of people double overnight

Thanks avengers you just made everything 100x worse

Thanos would have loved him because he's doing his part to pretend overpopulation...by punching the Indian in the nads

>they got Jake

NOOOO

dusted people came back 5 years later so if you were in spidey's class, you'd most likely still be going to college.

>be me
>my dad is driving
>he gets dusted
>I die

>half the population missing for 5 years
>everything back to normal aside from some neat murals of iron man everywhere

already debunked
tony said to hulk to think about bringing back everyone in SAFETY

Possibly. I find it hard to believe he could trick Nick Fury though. I think there has to be some element of truth to it.

What would happen if only one of them got dusted?

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>Le Reddit boogeyman
Fuck off newfag.

>be me
> wife gets dusted
>spend years mourning
>get new gf
>move into big new house
>everything all good
>undusting occurs. Wife is mad also rich guy who use to own house wants it back.
Wat do?

the subtext is pretty clear and kinda controversial imo for the MCU

MCU are basically saying that Spiderman a fucking white male will take Iron Man's spot as leader

They count as 1 person.

because thats where he was before. I was talking about the space stone stopping people who were in planes falling to death you fuckling retard.

>Thanos snaps
>half of the population disappear
>remaining half die in chaos and suicide epidemic
>the snapped half gets resurrected
>remaining half still dead
And everybody goes on vacation

>Teenage characters acting like teenagers
user, are you autistic?

Don't worry user, gyllenhaal will produce pure jakeKINO like usual

Holy shit, what the fuck. They are actually doing this

Exactly how many of these European tourist areas are still going to be in pristine conditions for hundreds of tourists after half the population got wiped out, economies got fucked, starvation set in and budget slashes to the point where you could only maintain minimum infrastructure and EVEN THEN the first few years would probably have prioritise the basic necessities over St Mark's Square.

It doesn't come cheap to maintain old stone buildings especially ones under the risk of constantly flooding.

>be me
>have a wonderful family like Hawkeye
>they get dusted
>fall into despair and blow my brains out
>few years later my family reappears
>they miss out on the life insurance payout, all of our stuff was sold off years earlier
>wife and kids now poor and alone

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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>be me
>family gets dusted
>build manican replicas of them
>wank piss and shit everywhere
>commit suicide
>family gets undusted

The Multiverse is real, but Mysterio is just bullshitting.

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Giant gaping hole and all her guts and blood spills out. THen when the other one reappears the same thing happens to her

It looks shit?

that's racist

Seriously what happens when the original people who owned ironmans new house want it back?

>Do adults really watch this shit?

only with kids, you do have kids right user? remember all those movies with your dad?

>one of them dies, the other can now live life as a normal person
>5 years later, everyone is brought back
>Now an abomination again.

he builds a new one

This trailer made it better than the last one did. Its darker, I like it

>be me
>high up at UN
>get dusted

>come back
>some nig has my job and house
>commit suicide.

spiderman will retcon it so that only the shitskins got snapped

Another billie for Marvel. They can't stop winning

>Iron Man
>Iron Man
>Iron Man
Also absolutely disgusting. Did Peter forget about Ben already?

Did they go 6 years in the past along with the snap ?

He is 23, he is finished growing. Manlet for life

I watch it, not pay for it.

Calling it: Mysterio is Peter Parker from another dimension. He's older than him because Spider-Man got snapped and Mysterio didn't.

>Iron-man taking Uncle bens place for Peter's grief

Fuck off MCUck

Why does Peter even bother using any suit other than the iron spider one?

Yeah, I'm thinking capekino is back

>Manlet for life
So that's why they're pushing him into Iron Man's spot.

>nigger beats white guy on the street
Yeah, looks like Europe.

Four billion dollars a year with capeshit. The fuck is happening?

And then it turns out the 'shitskins' did a lot of the shit manual work no-one wanted including painting Big Ben with anti-rust. Who's going to doit now

Nope, but not like it matters
>22 year old zoomer
>women and fags think hes cute
>rich
>hes spider man/part of the mcu

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I bet they retcon Tony's snap to say it included returning a load of messed up shit back to how it was before Thanos' snap.

You're actually retarded

>be me.
>work at immigration department
>heaps of people dusted
> its okay continue as normal making sure people renew passports.
>undusting occurs, bunch of school kids want holiday but their passports have expired...

Ben has been dead for a while, Tony just literally died.

>Thanos snaps
>”please let it be Chad not me, please”
>Chad dusted
>”Eww that was close”
>...
>get hit by a fallen aircraft
>die
>Chad unsnapped
Yeah thanks Avengers!

>all spiderman classmates got snapped
how fucking conventient

OEM Stark battery packs

Because that suit is from Stark
He's not white you blind fuck

What're they going to do when Spider-Man is supposed to be in his 20's? Are they going to say he's just a manlet who didn't grow past the age of 14?

Automated defenses blow them away as soon as they step foot onto the property

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His aunt didn't

>"Captain Marvel?!?"
>"not available"

I can't believe Fury let Carol go on another fucking intergalactic field trip again.

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>5 years later
More than enough time for my wife to get over me, marry another man, have a kid and leave me with nothing when I get back

they're doing a multiverse to bring in fox franchises

Multiverse =/= Multiple timelines
The timelines in Endgame all still existed in the same universe.

>The MCU will flop after Endga-

Well to be fair, the next few years won't be nearly as big because there won't be a movie like Endgame for a while.

>"I-I didn't know what she meant by /ss/, so I followed her"

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>Why are you here?
Because you fucking faggots spammed the entire board so there's literally nowhere else to post

I'm glad that she isn't anywhere near. Every time she enters on screen she makes me fall asleep from how boring she is

>"Captain Marvel?"
>"Britain is an Islamic country so we can't be too careful what with her dyke haircut and all"

>have massive anime collection
>get dusted
>new owners of house chuck out my anime
>commit suduko

All but one.

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Ben who?

So there is the timeline where Thor doesn’t have his Hammer and probably got smacked by dark elves. Good job, fat Thor.

there were already leaks for it way before the first endgame trailer was released, about peter griefing the death of tony, going to europe, mysterio working with fury against the elemental monster, just to backstab them at the end

>Alternate earth
SHEEEEEEEEEIT

Still impressive. 20 years ago Marvel was almost bankrupt.

but he's sexier than ever

They've already introduced the multiverse, and there's a chance mysterio is lying. He's supposed to be a con artist. We'll just have to see what the snap actually did in that regard

So multiverse. Does that mean toby maguire spiderman can show up now or huge jacked man wolverine

>be me
>still in school
>have young gf about to have sex
>she gets dusted
>wait five years
>she comes back.
>pound that virgin ass, legal?

Do u want that or not I cant tell

I honestly wouldn't mind this too much if Peter was haunted by the tragic loss of two of his father figures. First the guy he couldn't save and became a Superhero out of guilt and then his almost replacement dad.

Doesn't seem like this Spider will be stepping away from his quips though.

>huge
Wolverine is a manlet. And Mysterio is lying

>no love triangle subplot between Captain /ss/ Marvel and Mutt Jane

dropped hard

>"We are talking about sparking a whole new universe, which is not just the DC multiverse, it's also, it's the speedster multiverse. And the speedsters are the ones who connect all of the disparate pieces. Because Marvel is a universe, just one world and all the same characters in it. DC is a multiverse. All these different stories with different realities, characters, and versions of characters, and the speedsters are the ones who move through it all. They are like the connecting bridge between all these difference collaged parts."

comicbookmovie.com/the_flash/the-flash-movie-update-from-ezra-miller-potentially-confirms-introduction-of-the-speedster-multiverse-a166691

Press F.

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>they missed the chance of having Ned Leeds get fit as fuck to set up the first green goblin
Wtf is Marvel/Disney thinking?

Do people who got snapped in prison have to serve the 5 years they were gone?

Take a deep breath and go outside fren. Everything will be okay, I promise.

Would be kino

It gives me a boner if its women hitting men in the balls. Dunno why.

i think he's cute and i'm straight i think

This, wish mary jane wasnt dusted and then commited suicide would be far better plot

>Multiverse =/= Multiple timelines
Yes it actually does. The directors also confirmed as much. Alternate universes are just universes that diverge in important junctures.

The multiverse was a thing in MCU since Dr. Strange. What was that nigga going about.

Why don't you go outside first so we can have five minutes without a /got/ general or "AVATARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH ENDGAME IS COMING" thread. Just for a change.

How considerate. Tony also restored all them decaying buildings.

Boxes, angles, camera tricks to make him look taller.

Why didn’t DC just establish their own movie studio instead of taking orders from Warner Bros?

>still doing mcu after endgame
Just stop. It's over.

Will there be star wars marvel crossover?

>be me in school
>hiding under desk while incel shoots up class
>half the class gets dusted including shooter
>gun clatters to the ground and we all breath sigh of relief
>another incel picks up the gun
>starts shooting
Such is life in America

Tony just wanted things to be ok.

t.Avatarkek
Fine, but I better see you out there.

I just studied and played games

I forgot what was in leaks a couple of days ago what else was revealed?

It wasn't really the focus, so it probably slipped people's minds.

white men dont suffer enough in current movies

we need more nut shots!

RESIST!

>Are they going to say he's just a manlet
They have 10 years experience shooting Robet Downey. They’ll handle it.

Spider-Man vs Darth Vader
Maybe someone will make a Disney Allstar Rumble beat em up.

Ned isn't Harry Osborn. He's that dorky Asian kid ripped from the Miles comics...which in that case you are better off having a Miles Morales story.

Time to watch Spider-verse again.

We need more Peni Parker who you should not lewd.

I can't wait to have totally not mj possibly aggressively bitch about evil whitey
Then we can all enjoy some quips and 34 cuts per second cgi fight scenes!

>the world needs the next Iron Man

yeah the one who wasn't supposed to appear anyway since her dad turned out to be a criminal and who isn't the love interest anymore
in her case the fact that she didn't get snapped is convenient as well

101% trustworthy

Warner owns DC. It's not like Marvel who started out self-reliant before Disney bought them.

Gist is probably going to be that Mysterio is bullshitting and creating pretend monsters with his gadgets.
Dope.

All shitskins get snapped, and Norman Osborn comes in at the end and says fuck jannies

>be me
>shooting up school because fuck bullies and fuck everyone who laughed at me
>get dusted
>years later get undusted
>start shooting kids who never bullied me or laughed at me

Kill him off and recast him as a woc

lmao imagine projecting your race insecurities onto the wrong race.

>I can't wait to have totally not mj possibly aggressively bitch about evil whitey
Excuse me nigger? What are you even saying

>A nut shot? Really? Do adults really watch this shit?
Nigger, you're the one that shared it. Which means you care and probably watched other movies; Otherwise you would not have created that thread. So stop trying to be contrarian. It's an anonymous board, just deal with the fact you like it.

They're totally going to do a live-action Spider-verse flick with Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen now. Emma Stone will be Gwen and her Spidey (Andrew Garfield) will be dead. Toby will be old fat Peter, Childish Gambino will be Prowler then appear in Black Panther 2. Tom Hardy will be Venom in Spidey 3, Woody Harrelson will be Carnage, but that symbiote will attach to Willem Defoe from a universe where he didn't die, and become Red Goblin. BDH Gwen will be in there somewhere because my dick demands it.

Fucking based, when did Marvel hire Raimi back?

cope

>more capeshit

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based reality poster

It’s real, but he’s probably bullshitting, but also in the comics Mysterio built an interdimensional portal between the main universe and the Ultimate universe. So anything is possible.

>be me
>playing vidya in my room
>get dusted
>come back 5 years later
> keep playing vidya

Have Tom grow some stubble and lift weights, then use camera angles and heeled footwear to make him seem a bit taller.

I mean it's pretty obvious what the plot is
Mysterio makes those big monsters so he can fight them and be a superhero in the people's eye or some bullshit but Beter finds it out they fight movie ends.

Hold up, I thought Mysterio was a bad dude?

What does ss mean? I see people saying it about peter and carol lately

He is

huge jacked man isnt a manlet

Why i he wearing Tony's glasses? What did he see?

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Looks good. Like how spidey is taking iron mans mantle and not captain marvel. Seems like marvel is backtracking on Brie and trying to make Tom Holland the lead now.

Get rid of the robot suit already.

He is. Mysterio's whole schtick is that in his first appearance he pretends to be a hero because he's an attention whore and develops a hateboner for Spider-Man when he exposes him as a fraud.

...

Yeah but its better to just merge chars and not have to look at his plump face and seeing the directors trying to make me believe he can be with Betty Brent

Also fuck Pajeet Flash

mantis

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>Seems like marvel is backtracking on Brie and trying to make Tom Holland the lead now.
Based. I'd be better if it was Strange though

Ned Leeds was the HOBgoblin. They gave his name to a ripoff of Miles's asian friend.

>be me
>making "would you fuck" list with friend
>say captain marvel
>we both get dusted
>come back
>friend shows picture of capt marvel with new haircut
>spew

I guess I will see it, Mystertio looks fucking dope. Him and his buddies are running a big con and even Nick Fury is falling for it.

>new shooter is a girl
>everyone stands up and claps saying its about time, and that women can do anything a guy can
>they all get shot
>come out of hiding and tackle her
>get me too'd for touching her

'Merica.

>Spider-man constantly reveals his identity

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>be me
>45 year old virgin
>getting really experimental with my masturbating
>trying some new sizes and textures for anal insertion
>got my feet in the ceiling mounted stirrups
>wearing my sensory deprivation gimp mask
>get dusted
>5 years later
>my fap dungeon is now a kid's bedroom
>kid has friends over
>get undusted

Strange is too busy with actual serious shit.

video of Black panther piping pepper

Spider-Man doesn't really seem like the type of be a leader of a group of super heroes. Why are they trying to make him the new leader of the avengers?

sexy spiderman

alternate dimensions is not the same as parallel universes

That looks great and fun. DC can't compete with this

HIS SAD BECAUSE HIS STEP DAD DIED AHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAA WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT

What if "Nick Fury" is actually an illusion created by Mysterio to trick Spider-Man into working for him?

Don't say you're surprised...? More movies are coming.

Spider-Man, Dr. Strange and Black Panther
it seemed to be what they were building to
but then yass queen appeared

>even Nick Fury is falling for it.

It's been leaked that Fury isn't buying it, he's pulling an even bigger ruse cruise using Spider-Man as a pawn to expose Mysterio's bullshit.

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So can toby maguire be in these movies now?

>On the verge of cumming
>get dusted
>5 years later
>cum as soon as you come back

the purest and true form of love. People who are against it are backwards bigots.

yes, your mom too

>Tony Stark
>Peter's step dad
cringe

Will xmen be cannon now with all the inifinity stone gamma radiation about?

>Be me
>Get out of bed, brush teeth
>Get shot through window
>Get dusted
>5 years later
>Undusted
>Still hurting from shot to the stomach
>People have moved in to my house
>Get shot for being an intruder

>Why are they trying to make him the new leader of the avengers?

They're not.

The "the world needs a new Iron Man" line is directed at Mysterio, before the truth is revealed. Peter is supposed to really bond with him before the other shoe drops.

But he's based

I don't get this. Do the infinity stones even exist in the universe the mutants are in for example? In Endgame, they made it clear that it's very important for the stones to be in all of the timelines so if Multiverse = Multiple timelines, how can there be timelines in the same universe missing something so crucial?

post link to full leak

do americans really do this?

Maybe not lead the older avengers but something like the... y-young avengers

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Based.

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but what does it stand for?

There were probably some mutants around already (Xavier, Magneto, Wolverine) and the snap just activated the latent X-gene in the overall population, leading to a mass influx of new mutants.

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Captain Marvel didn't work out

Cap I fapped to traps again...

>"Captain Marvel?"
>"Nobody likes her"

I dont read comic books I only watch the movies. Who are the young avengers?

all according to keikaku

he hugged him, I have only received hug's from my step dad

"Captain Marvel?"
"I could call her, but, you know...she's a cunt."

Infinity stones exist in every universe of the multiverse
>how can there be timelines in the same universe missing something so crucial?
The Ancient One said if one stone was gone for even a moment it would fuck that universal up completely. That's why they returned the stones to the exact same moment they took them from

>Alternate universe introduces Fox's X-Men in Disney's MCU
>Post credits ends with dark screen and sound of SNIKT

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Straight shota.

>Sony reaping all the benefits from the marvel decade of setting things up
I know they share profits but doesn't feel fair. Sony should've died ten years ago for their constant fuck ups.

WTF. Why is he white?

The X Gene came from the Eternals which AFAIK is the next MCU movie

>Really? Do adults really watch this shit?
That's why it's a movie for children, you dumbfuck. Starting to realize something?

If they were around why didnt they help?

They aren't though

Tom seems like such a nice young man

>he fell for Mysterio's ruse

That's going to come up a lot now that you have Superman-tier hero.

its just you having bad tastes in movies. Not everyone is interested in oscar-bait that only airs in 25 theaters worldwide.

what benefits? homecoming barely made any more money than sony was doing, and they didn't have to split the profits

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They're like Avengers but younger.

What will Magnetos new backstory be now that they won't have him be alive during WW2 as he would be too old in current year.

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>if one stone was gone for even a moment it would fuck that universal
Yet Thanos destroyed all stones and nothing happened

It was a different time.

Wanda and Quick Silver are Mutants.
Because of Fox they had to call them "enhanced".

>be me
>leave in seaside house
>get dusted
>5 years later
>come back, house is flooded
Fuck global warming

God, I can't stand teen Peter Parker. I blame Tom Holland.

they look like brothers

>never got a movie with Sam Jackson as a bad ass super spy
>got a movie with him as the desk jockey sidekick to Captain GenderStrudies

He's gay and has to deal with homophobia. His gay mom and gay dad were killed by the neo-nazis.
You now live with mermaids though!

Yes but who are they? Would I know any of the characters?

they are

Literally doesnt matter because spidey has always been a manlet

He didn't completely destroy the stones, he said
>reduced them to atoms
Their energy is still floating around in space they just don't have their form anymore

Just wait till your dad dies.

implying thor couldn't just hit them with his hands lad

only time travel was invented, no biggie

Well Loki was a bad guy once, maybe Rey Mysterio can become a good guy too after an initial stint as a bad guy pretending to be a good guy

Billy and Teddy are cute. Cute!

I have no idea.

>Spider-Man: Far From Home
>Spider-Man goes to Italy
I think Thanos' home planet was further from home.

kek

Make him a kike in some other way

Really, was it that much of a flop? It's still reinvigorating their other Spiderman properties (venom, etc...).

Make him a Vietnamese refugee who saw his family killed by GI's
youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

>be captain america
>travel to the past in alternate dinension
> get waifu
>grow old
End up in original dimension???

>He doesn't know RDJ banged Marisa Tomei in the 90's! :^)

the home is a metaphor

Check it out. It was one of my fave books when I used to read Marvel regularly. Well, when it actually came out.

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he's 5'10

>Make him a Vietnamese refugee
How about no

I've heard some theorize that the subtitle could be referring to Jake Gyllenhall's character given that he's from (or at least he claims to be) an alternate Earth.

He's Captain America. Every dimension is American soil.

nuclear cope

man...Pom it's such a qt even her nipple is qt

>End up in original dimension???
Forms of dimensional travel exist. He could've just asked Strange to do it for him

>tfw Mordo gets tricked by him thinking he is a sorcerer and kills him in the credit scene.

I'm 5'10 and 160 pounds.

Yeah because at the very end, he timefravelled back to 2023 and ended up in his original timeline.

>be me creep
> have 5 year restraining order
Get dusted
>come back, profit?

kino scene rite there

Except Wanda's powers were portrayed as demonic in Endgame, which is more in line with Chaos Magic, Agatha Harkness is rumoured to be in WandaVision, in which Vision gets possessed by a demon. That doesn't sound much like a mutant, seems more mystic to me.

Feige is going full Busiek with Wanda and they are going to reveal Agamotto and Chthon's epic Keikaku contest.

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youtube.com/watch?v=lh4zCSYBreU

thanks

Well I hope they show some mutants soon or bring back Blade and Ryan Renolds as they did in 2004!

But Vision is fucking dead. Will that series take place in another timeline or in the past?

Am I fat?

That could have been a cap from another dimension who had the same idea.

Spider-man has never been a manlet. Shorter than Cyclops or Cap, but taller than most everyone else.

Jesus fucking christ, they're kidding right? They're just fucking with everyone at this point it's no way they're serious. How does that even remotely make sense

Alright so how would you update his story unless you always want him to be a 120 old jewish man being kept alive by jew magic.

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He is a fucking robot, it shouldn't be hard to rebuild him or something.

>capeshit
>fans
Kek

>Hi, Jon Favreau here. I'd like to direct a movie about Iron Man. I think it would be a big thing. Oh, also, I want to play a prominent role in the film, and later, my character will be romantically involved with a VERY VERY attractive woman. Yes, there will be on screen kissing, and, if I play my cards right, there will be numerous, unsimulated sex scenes including oral, anal, and vaginal penetration.

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is that 160 muscle or fat

To be fair starvation does leave a genetic marker that predisposes your children to obesity, this has been studied multiple times.
Don't know what that holocaust study is about but that's what I'm assuming it's about.

>and a teenage spiderman will be forced to watch as I bang his hot aunt that he secretly peeks on while changing

I don't see nick fury being easily fooled that the shit he's seeing is just illusions. I think he's being fooled into thinking mysterio is a good guy and not pulling these creatures from outside earth-mcuverse

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God I hope someone close to Peter dies.

Please be either Ned or MJ, either is fine.

someone post the Mark Wahlberg edit.

Looks like spider-kino is back on the menu boys

Based doom

Tony just died.

>MCU will earn another billion with this

I have mo muscle

New mutant ability that slows down his age due to nazi(and hydra) experiments.
gib me job mahvel

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*pets the retards head*

>X men incoming
>spiderverse incoming
>venom incoming
>Secret Wars incoming
Yes fuck yes

My only experience with Mysterio is his appearance in the Spiderman 2 PS2 game, which was wonderful

SPIDER-WUSS
COME OUT AND PLAY

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Spider-Manlet

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You know how I know you have a girlfriend ?

How does Peter even re register for classes?

Because he's a normie who enjoys normie movies on a normie website?

>haha oops, the scene where peter sees aunt may undress after running and being sweaty on the treadmill just had another wacky production error. looks like we'll have to shoot yet another take. wardrobe, can we get a new pair of panties for aunt may? I'll simply take this sweat-soaked pair and dispose of it in my briefcase. Yes, I'll put it there with the other ones. No, I am NOT going to violently jack off as I sniff these later. I'm Jon Favreau, you can trust me!"

>nigger gf

fuck this bs

Evans was actually up for the Flash in 2007.

Could you imagine?

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To be fair, secret identities are not a big deal in the MCU at all, in fact I think Spider-Man is the only one that keeps one, the rest are all publicly heroes.

Sure

>not realizing mysterio will put spidey into an illusion claiming that it's part of the "multiverse", allowing all kinds of bullshit to happen
It's a dead giveaway

cringe

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Magnets keep him young.

Wouldn't even be his most bullshit skill.

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>could've gotten the definitive barry allen
>ended up getting some asian looking twink
Atleast we still have grant gustin. Hopefully twink flashes script tanks (which is likely since he boast how """"dark"""" it was) and we get another

How are these kids still in highschool? Even if his classmates also got snapped they are still technically 5 years older than what they appear according to birth certificates.
>I need to get back in high school
>Nigga according to our records you're 21

new Magneto is black and was persecuted by the KKK

Holocaust survivor that gets sent to the future somehow.

Countries quickly passed laws stating that anyone who was snapped and came back is legally 5 years younger, among other things.

he and Xavier were frozen by Hydra as part of a experiment, Xavier was an american soldier that the nazis crippled and captured and Magneto was a jew kid, they awake in the present era and find out their mutant powers are stronger because they were awakened by different methods while the others mutants only awakened for Thanos' snap or something like that

Fuck, being so short must be awful

> Shuri rebuilds him
> Wanda uses part of her soul to restore him but it's actually part of Chthon's soul fragment (it causes Wanda's eyes to turn red)

Look Peter I know your identity
Like all villains

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This.
Same with all the sm movies since 3

Considering how broken the Xmen are powerwise to the MCU characters I hope none of this speedfaggotry crosses over. My boy Quicksilver from Ultron died to soon.

Bill and Ted's Excrement Adventure.

>muh birth certificates
do you really think the world wouldn't come up with some kind of system to account for all the dusted people? People would start listing their ages as based on when they were born, and what age they actually are physically after being dusted. There would have to be all sorts of new laws and shit created suddenly to deal with them all showing up again to finish what they were already doing 5 years ago; they'd even be given priority over doing their stuff since the survivors would feel sorry for them being gone for five years.
none of them graduated high school so none of them can move on with their futures in any realistic way. just moving them past college because they were born 5 years earlier would put a whole generation in a worse state than any ever has been.

A better time.

>mcu-verse will bring back quicksilver via multiverse
>scarlet witch will likely do some kind of fusing with the mutant scarlet

normie scum

Mysterio is actually an older Peter Parker from another dimension. There, I save you $15.

He doesn’t need to be the leader to be the protagonist of the movies, most marvel comics arcs always have Spidey in the middle of everything and his point of view is generally the more prominent

>hurr durr
You're retarded

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