Surprise, motherfucker

>fly dragons at 5000 feet
>can't see some fucking boats in the middle of the sea with giant black sails

Daily reminder Dragonstone was abandoned when they went north.
Daily reminder this scene would have made more sense if they had been ambushed by ballistae setup on Dragonstone, because at least then they wouldn't have expected it.
Daily reminder this was done solely for visuals because the audience IQ averages around 85.

The problem is that dragons utilized properly would be too OP. So they constantly have to make stupid mistakes to even the odds.

Its fighting, it didnt have any warfare.

>a SLIGHT fucking current
>OH NO THE LINE OF SIGHT IS BLOCKED!
You're a moron

Ballistae were used on European ships of war for millennia, but you're right, they're not that powerful. You can't really complain at this point because D&D have already demonstrated their total Jewish lack of understanding of how warfare works, via episode 3.

Couldn't agree more

>wasted and wounded starts playing in the background

The problem is that realistically Dany, or whoever, would have burned the Red Keep to the ground the moment Cersei betrayed them during the White Walker episode. It's already canon they can go from Dragonstone to beyond the Wall in a single day's flight.

>Jaime shows up in Winterfell
>"Bruh, where's your army."
>"Not coming."
>"K, brb."
>(burn the keep, kill Cersei)
>"Alright, where were we?"

I can't wait for a figth scene where Arya and Euron are just repeatedly teleporting behind each other

The stupidest part is this wasn't even Kings Landing, they were outside Storms End and anyone in the keep would see the fleet coming for miles

Yes everyone knows but at this point the show is so popular that they are going out with a bang. They want to pack as much excitement into the last season so there's not enough room/time to make things sensible. It's appropriate when they are aiming for the 100's of mills. Some more stupid shit is coming (Tyrion being burnt by Drogon, Jon killing Danny, etc) which is going to blow up merchandise sales.

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I can't think of any open battles that were shown directly, Robb wins several but they're all offscreen. The closest we get is in season 1 where he rides back from battle with Jamie as his prisoner, communicating pretty clearly that Robb won.

Am I the only one who got the impression that Dany actually saw the ships but purposefully let Rhaegal die because he was starting to warm up more to Jon?
I mean, right before that we got a scene where Rhaegal just brushes her off and flies away, and Drogon was really the only dragon she actually showed any sign of affection.

No that's retarded

Yeah you're literally the only one to suggest that.

Especially since Dungeons or Dragons confirmed that she just "forgot" about Euron's fleet.

But thats exactly why its more likely to happen

>Am I the only one who...
yes

>Been winter since the end of season 6
>No snow anywhere but the north
>Not even constantly snowing in the north
So why has everyone been complaining about winter for the entire show when it amounted to nothing? They even had plot points of storing up grain for winter but it's still warm and sunny everywhere except the north, and even in the north there's hardly any snow

>be Dany
>want to be queen of an entire continent
>"I'm the most deserving! Me me me! It's all about meeee!"
>forget Dragonstone is only a half-day of sailing from King's Landing
>forget Euron is a thing
>"Mah dwagon got shotted, bawwwwwwwww!"

supplies motherfucker

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>"Winter is coming! BOOGITY BOO!"
>it's about as bad as winter in northern Georgia

>fly around
>never notice a fucking fleet hiding behind a rock

Who writes this shit?

>scary dragons
>kill it without any loses

Those Anglo genetics crack me up. It's like their ears are trying to flee their faces

Why didn't the Seven Kingdoms just build a bunch of ballistae during the original dragon invasion

sunrise motherfucker

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>fly towards them
>dodge another wave of ballista bolts
>ballistas are reloading
>don't take this opportunity to manoever above them and burn all those fucking ships without chance of retaliation
>instead retreat, presumably still being in line of fire of the ballistas
DABID

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TACTICAL MASTERCLASS

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t. homoshekshual

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uh, they're semiautomatic ballistas, there was no time between reloads

Kind reminded that these imbeciles are paid hand over fist.

>He doesn't know about the guided ballista bolts Qyburn made off screen.
Educate yourself, incel.

Kind reminder that like all Jews in Hollywood, they were nepotism hires

BAN ASSAULT BALLISTAS

There is nepotism everywhere. Jews are just better at it.

YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

ah, just like Bronn's crossbow

This is just what Jews gaslight you into believing

they had bumpstocks

There really isn't. Ivy League schools being 80% Jewish is pretty much the exclamation point on the problem.

Retard

impossible, Trump banned them

t. Schlomo Jobformynephewstein

Holy shit look at that PS2 graphics looking boat, how do normalfags eat this garbage up

They don't. Even normies are seething finally. The day of retribution has finally come for us that have been around since S1 and gave it the initial support that let it whore to the women, gay, and low t ipa fan crowd.

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MUH POC

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is she wearing a fucking gimp suit

It's impossible for me to overlook the fact she was raped and is now wearing an S&M suit, just like any "Daddy's mistake" girl. Will we get a Sansa scene where she has awful tattoos and a nose piercing?

if they didnt have high capacity quivers, there would have been a critical pause for rhaegal to get away

The only reason I watch this is for entertaining shit that's meant to be tragic.
Bravo Euron.
Bravo Nutter.

Winter can last for years in westeros. The threat is long term.

Why couldn't they bring a specialist on board to make at least the battle scenes salvageable? Even the normies are pointing out how awful and illogical the battle scenes are.

Nepotism is responsible for a ridiculous amount of hirings

And almost all Jewish hires

I honestly hope the "leaks" are true, if so D&D seem to have built up all muh WOKE characters only to fucking destroy them completely and rip all these tatted, unmarried 25-35 womens' deluded escapism away from them. They may secretly be /OurGuys/ afterall

Great scene. Really subverted my expectations

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

How long have you been out of the job market? Most of the people in my office myself included were hired because we knew someone and none of us are jewish

But user everyone is a fucking MORON compared to SANSA (including all of us viewers) only SANSA the absolute SMARTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET (formerly dumbest) knows not to trust Cersei. How could they have possibly seen this coming?

>hates nepotism
>watches a show where everybody's someone because of their lineage
kek

That would need planing. I think they are just want the shock value.

This. It is impossible to me take anything seriously or feel any empathy towards anyone and anything.

its like a cross between gimp suit and something you'd expect a demon to wear.

I still cant tell if they're having her purposely wear this shit in a strange way to intimidate her lessers or if theyre just fucking with the audience now

How the fuck does a fleet of ships ambush what is essentially airborne reconnaissance?

Jews did it.

dany wasn't paying attention

They could have at least made it like Euron had hijacked some of their ships. It would have been so much easier to believe if she was flying straight at ships she thought were her own.

It's a fantasy series it's not supposed to be realistic

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yes it is
fantasy absolutely must be realistic
otherwise there's no point

Lol she forgot about them in the 30 seconds it took to travel to dragonstone from the war table in winterfell where her adivisors specifically mentioned euron's fleet.

Don’t start that shit again. It didn’t work for Star Wars. It doesn’t work here.

just turn your brain off lol

How are you 2 missing the obvious satire combined with that picture of the fleet in plain sight

Most fantasy stories establish their own rules for what is realistic within their world.

GRRM established many of these rules and Dabid&Dabeed decided the best way to subvert expectations was to ignore all of them.

It's had medieval stasis for 8000 years then Qyburn shows up and pow, progress

Jesus Christ, first it was representation they wanted more actors now it's writers after that it's going to be producers. I'm starting to think these people are making shit up as they go!

But what about the tax policies nothing fantastical about that user.

>What is showbox etc
Do you think I pay a penny into the film industries pockets

I wonder who could be behind this coast.

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Honestly, everything that is happening to her she deserves. How can you claim to be what you are and you don't even scout ahead with your fucking MASSIVELY SUPERIOR AIR FORCE. I'm past the point of being mad at shitty writing and I'm falling into the "Good, you are actually a dumb cunt, you deserve all this bad shit that happens to you."

He's basically Werner von Braun. Doesn't care who he works for as long as the work continues, doesn't give a fuck about the ethical implications of his work or who gets killed as a result of it.

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god fucking dammit

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