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jon's valyrian steel casio f91w edition

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>No brienne tits
>No missandei rape
Shit episode

>"Heh.. Nothing personal kid.. I'm a strong independent woman who needs no man.. I've got your seed and that's all your good for Gendry.. now piss off back to Storms end.. Your arc is over"

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He doesn't have any magical powers. He's just irl shit posting to gullible savages.

i'm pretending it ended like this
youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ

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Why isn't he in the show? He seems far more DABID's style than Euron was in the books.

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and they call him Darkstar.

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>everyone COPING and refusing to accept that jaime isn't going to be on the good guys' team anymore

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Confirmed

He would be too smart for the show.

Can d&d fuck off with this Robert's Rebellion was a lie bullshit. The war literally didn't begin until the warden of the north and his heir were brutally murdered and then Aerys wanted Arryn to hand over Eddard and Robert.
Literally in their own lore from the blurays.
youtu.be/DJ7m9qOCMd8

Yes, warging into Jaime and pushing himself out of the window

What would she tell to her child if she's preggo?

>Mom why am I bastard when my dad is literally Lord Paramount?

put jaime on there, fuck it just put everyone on there since destroying 8 years long character arcs seems like a trend this season

Remember when political scheming and betrayals were subtle and meaningful?

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Are you a virgin?

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>"This snatch now belongs to sub-Saharan Africans, white boi"
What did she mean by this?

He's basically show Euron
Fuck D&D for cutting book Euron.
>inb4 he wouldn't fit into the show
Fuck off, he would have been perfect if they had good writers

Qyburn’s words were terse and to the point, Cersei’s fevered and fervent. Come at once, she said. Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come at once.

Vyman was hovering by the door, waiting, and Jaime sensed that Peck was watching too. “Does my lord wish to answer?” the maester asked, after a long silence.

A snowflake landed on the letter. As it melted, the ink began to blur. Jaime rolled the parchment up again, as tight as one hand would allow, and handed it to Peck. “No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”

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WE'RE BACK BOYS

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We should have known the second he wasn't able to walk again
where does it make more sense for him to sit?

>they'll never ruin Victarion
feels good

*loads a crossbow*
*teleports into Winterfell*
youtube.com/watch?v=8sZnEYtn664
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING DIDN'T YOU
*breaks the Tyrion nose*
*shoots*
*loads a crossbow again*
SEE YA
*teleports into the water*
youtube.com/watch?v=8sZnEYtn664
*captures Missandrei*
*telports into King's Landing*
youtube.com/watch?v=8sZnEYtn664
*vanishes*
youtube.com/watch?v=8sZnEYtn664

best scene of the episode

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>But ur father was a bastard himself

I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO MY SISTER'S VAGINA AGAIN

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I think this board is too obsessed with blacked porn, twitter and reddit in general. I'll stick to /tg/, thanks.

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>scene where fookin legend is about to rape Meera
>talks about how he loves curly hair
>I get a little aroused
>I realise Bran also had curly hair at that point and was super girly looking

I'm deeply ashamed of myself

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Why does Dany care so much about being Queen? I thought she just wanted to liberate people?

jon snow is becoming KING of the seven kingdoms and there is NOTHING Yea Forums can do about it

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Ruining Euron is worse than ruining Vic could have ever been

he's gonna warg into a tax collector

AHHHHH SAVE ME KRAZNYS

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The Iron Bank is controlling her like a puppet

DRACARYS XD

Didn't you know? She's insane now.

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I don't want him to die ;_;

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same reason as stannis

Killing the nigger girl would send the normies a message...

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Book Euron is lame as hell, and it would have shown if they adapted him as he is in the book.

Guess Brienne wasn't to his liking.

>we're in the mad queen dany timeline and jon kills her

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Show Euron is lame as hell

SHE BELONGED WITH ME - gendry

>Mountain will kill the Hound
>Grey Worm kills the Mountain while he's weakened
>sjws rejoice at tyrone getting revenge on whitey

find it in your hearts, you know it be true

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What was Cersei's claim to the throne? Seems like she just sat in it after Tommen died.

What the fuck was with Bronn that episode? I feel like what he did was completely out of character? also the Jaime and Brienne thing what was that as well? why is the script so inconsistent?

i guess you could call her missandead the unskullied

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I can't wait for the twitter rage when the absolute madmen make Dany go Mad Queen and Jon ends up on the throne.

look how they massacred my boy...

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>The fookin legend was this close to getting frogfus virgin puss
W-wow.

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so was the merman theory finally confirmed this episode

>people theorizing Jon will retire and go north of the wall
>all these people forgetting that the fookin legend himself bragged to Jon “we were free; you’ll never know what that’s like”
>aka foreshadowing Jon will be free

She won't be the head of a major corporation

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>tfw Ghost is back in his real home, being the wild beast he was meant to be, with Tormund to hunt and live with
it’s not all bad
Fuck Jon however, dumb cunt

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i guess it's nice that varys actually became a character again, him and tyrion realizing dany is dangerous was the best part of the ep

shame it will lead to his death

Drink with me boys... for dreams and visions of a better show never to be...

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Would honestly be pretty happy if she died even after how mediocre this season has been.

I wish they would get rid of Arya, Maisie Williams can only do 3 faces and they're all terrible to look at

>New king beyond the wall
I dig it.

Reminder that Joffrey would never had Dany been as much a threat as she is right now.

>tries to teach his ingrate fuckboy maester to stand up for himself
>crosses through the narrow sea with minimal issues compared to other characters
>agile enough to fight in full plate armour aboard ships
>inspires loyalty in his men
>recognizes Euron's untrustworthy nature
>honours two gods instead of one for extra power
Victarion is based as fuck and his intelligence is underrated desu.

>I beat her to death with mine own hands, but the Crow's Eye killed her when he shoved himself inside her. I had no choice.

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I can't wait until Eric Andre becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms

Having a child molestor character would be the representation the LGBTQA+ community keeps demanding though

All hail the Queen Consort to the God King.

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>CERSEIS PUSSY IS JUST THAT GOOD
why, what a fucking disappointment, why even give him a fanservice sex scene with brienne if it will mean fuck all 5 minutes later?

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Who?

Goddamn, why couldn't Lyanna tell someone, ANYONE, that she was running away to be with Rhaegar?

Caption this

Did Miss Andy think she was a dragon? Lol?

>YFW D&D are just going to recycle the Arya and Hound storyline

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JUST GIVE ME 20 GOOD MEN

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She probably told Benjen.

Gotta take Brienne's v-card bro, surprised he didn't high fave with Tyrion while they shittalked her.

I want to bather with her bros... i want her so much IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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King = Dead
Two princes = Dead
King's brothers = Dead
Princess = Dead

I am not that into succession laws, but I think the queen, but the queen can't be that far low.

Jaime IS the BEST character in the show AND the books

Ashara Dayne.

AHHHH SAVE ME DROGON

Tax collectors don't make policy they just enforce it... I hope he wargs into Cercie's unborn child and chews his way out of her womb. It's pretty much the only thing that'll save the franchise now.

I would literally rape and murder dozens of inbred sister-aunt-nieces just to get the chance to do this

the skip from the boats being attacked to missandei being in chains at kings landing was very jarring

like we missed out on half an episode or something

God, imagine if the Mountain just started raping Missandei right there on the battlements.

Imagine her blood curling screaming lasting for 10 minutes as she's literally split in two by the most powerful cock in all 7 kingdoms while dickless Grey Worm is forced to watch.

Imagine Cersei then takes puts on a wooden cock and starts fucking her anally while the Mountain rams himself into her mouth so violently he knocks all her teeth out.

Imagine this scene goes uncut for half an hour until her fully used body is impaled on the end of a ballista and fired at Drogon to eat.

Imagine...

>brother rapes your wife
>kill her instead of him due to your honour
Victorian was somehow based yet retarded

Not as lame as Euron Coldsteel would have been.

All fanart of him makes him the biggest edgelord possible, and the show would have amplified that even more.

Tell me that is a shop

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it's """"foreshadowing"""" to the fact that Bran will become king

why are his clothes intact

ITT we work out what George actually told these buffoons versus what they heard from him.

Presumably the following /basic/ ideas are true regardless of DnD's ability to portray them:

1. Dany goes mad and dies in the end.
2. Jon post-death comes back as a hollow shell of a person.
3. Arya after her training is also a hollow shell of a person.
4. Bran sits the Iron Throne
5. Cleganebowl

They couldn't secure the actor for Lord Glover for this season, so they're written out.

post yfw a NIGGER was BEHEADED in front of MILLIONS on television today

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>Bran passed up on getting frogfu virgin puss

It was destroyed

Because Kinslaying is a no no in the books

>beautiful green rhaegal dies
>drogon is still alive

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Che-Che-Che-CHECKUM

NOTICE ME FROGFU @w@

Show Euron doesn't have anything in common with book Euron

>that "from previous episodes" song
when did they hire Nǽnoĉÿbbœrğ Vbëřřħōlökäävsŧ for the score

Qyburn for next Night King.

Ghost isn't dead

>mad pirate who's been at the bottom of the sea and seen the true face of God
>ship filled with crew all mute because he cut out their tongues
>carries with him a ledgendary horn that shrieks with such a terrible sounds people lose their minds (also the guy blowing the horn dies)
na lets make him a one dimensional moms-gonna-freak-when-i-fuck-this-queen-in-her-pussy character instead

but youre right, d&d coulnt possibly have pulled that off

>arya kills the mountain

imagine her washing you and whispering things to your ear

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P R O B L E M A T I C

>Yield the city and I'll forgive all you've done
>Deny my demands and I will burn you and the city to the ground
>That makes you the monster for making me burn everyone alive since I gave you the choice

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Honestly, I liked this episode quite a lot. It was good to see Varys doing something again.

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Cersei isn't part of the ruling Dynasty. She has no claim whatsoever. As a woman she serves to shit out BARATHEONS who will have the claim.

The script

but user he has aimbot and wallhack. Why would he need a horn

*dabs on Daenerys*

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A nigger IN CHAINS no less

show euron is probably one of the worst characters. no one else quite as one dimensional

>Jon ends up on the throne

Are you in for a surprise

Where can I learn more about this theory?
I’ve always wondered why benjen took the black

might as well be

4d chess by Rhaegar. If he had tried to be legitimate with Lyanna then Jon would never have gotten to the Wall.

The show mixed Victarion and Euron together. It's why show Euron is a much more proactive character who charges into battle with a big axe

For Team Targaryen:
> untouched Dorne with its army, the same guys Aegon the Conqueror couldn't beat
> North with battle-hardened army of the living (remains of Northerners, Unsullied, dothraki etc)
> Stormlands under Lord Gendry Baratheon
> Westerlands if Casterly Rock wasn't recaptured when the Unsullied left it
> thriving empire in Essos, under Second Sons overseers
> Vale with its knights under Lord Robin Tully
> Reach if it wasn't holocausted
> Riverlands under Lord Edmure Tully
> Iron Islands under queen Yara Greyjoy
> a fucking dragon

For Team Lannister-Greyjoy:
> a surrounded city
> half of the iron fleet under king Euron Greyjoy
> a company of mercs (without elephants)
> tens of thousands of scared civilians to be used as meat shields
> Westerlands if Cersei could recapture Casterly Rock
> meme knights and queensguard

How the fuck is Cersei going to pull this off? And how can't Daenerys understand that time is on her side? She can ship troops from Dorne and Essos to blockade Kings Landing as long as she wants. Cersei's only hope is to break the blockade with her half of the iron fleet and bring supplies from the free cities. Because Westeros wants her head on a pike. How is Daenerys so dumb, and why don't her advisors say anything?
Is it because of HBO budget?

what if the hound ends up fighting the mountain?

He isn't though

youtu.be/Erbr99-dVFs
>be d&d
>have kino characters and stories literally laid out for you
>piss it away for npc points and because you're hacks

To be fair, you're a pretty stupid, tasteless person.

>"She got uppity" - Cersei

wowWOW how did they get away with this???

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HAIL KING AUTISMOBOT THE RAPOPHILE

I noticed afterwards that I didn'T react at all to the unexpected and subversive death of Rhaegal. It's just that bad isn't it?

>next episode
>Golden Company, strongest force still left, lines up to defeat Dany's pitiful army
>it's certain they'll win
>suddenly, they stop marching
>Cersei turns to the hooded guy we saw in the preview, demanding to know what's happening
>draws back hood
>it's Tycho Nestoris
>"You failed to pay those interest rates Cersei...and as we know, a Lannister always pays her debts"
>attacks her credit score
>THE END

>tfw d&d didn't have the balls to lynch her...
Would have been kino.

By the whitest of white men, no less

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and it was in chains

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I'm thinking he's back.

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Searching for logic here is a mistake but I believe the idea is that Cersei is an usurper pretending not to be one. The reason she's queen is that the Lannister Army is now the Royal Army and she commands the Lannister Army (even though she's a Baratheon but whatever).

>”I know those bubbles aren’t from a jacuzzi, user”

what purpose does a dog have if his master doesn't even love him enough to pet or embrace him when he is abandoning him

>Nigs need to leave, Westeros is a white continent
Based

Reminder that D&D are the retards who thought that they could make that Confederacy show work.

God I almost want it to happen just to see them torn apart on twitter.

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Just to be executed next episode

I wish it were user. I wish it were.

her endgame is to spread as much misery as possible and destroy King's Landing before she dies.

the only thing worse than being a kinslayer is being a cuckold

the show is still better when a show.

south park described a book series fantastically, which basically means, while zombies and dragons are coming george rr martin will put one more chapter on how floppy wieners are....

Fucking Brienne was important because it reminded him how good Cersei's pussy is, 10/10 writing

I want to lovingly bully Theon

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at least he'll kill daenerys, that's all i care about, the show can't be reedemed or saved but it can be ruined for every group watching it, the seething will be forever remembered and the wails of middle aged women and bar slags will be eternally echoed in eternity when the final episode airs

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>Drallahuakbaris
What did they mean by this?

I feel bad for Asbaek. He's a great actor and tries to add some life to the role, but noone can save that script. He'd be better served as Victarion. Hell they could have even merged the characters officially to play up Euron's madlad violent tendencies but still keep the drowned god magic hoodoo. He should've come in like season 4, 6 was way too late.

Just taken from my own copy

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sooo was King's Landing Vaas Dothrak'd this season or is this some random castle and not the real King's Landing?

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What Confederacy show?

what purpose does a wall of dead characters have if you arbitrarily put live characters in it?

What an unique and edgy opinion?

don't know if anyone pointed this out yet but after Qyburn went out to talk he wasn't shown to return back into KL but was nowhere to be seen when Missandei got killed, where did he go?

BOOK EURON WOULDVE HAD HIS IRONBORN RAPE HER FIRST, THEN STAND HER NAKED AND IN CHAINS WITH THEIR SEED RUNNING DOWN HER THIGHS AND SPLATTERED ACROSS HER BODY BEFORE HAVING HER KILLED

Only if she's impaled pusy first.

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How accurate do you think this is?

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>Sansa doesn't even kiss his dead body
Cold bitch

Teleported back into his laboratory

>Well they are showing that the dragons are not invincible and that people and dragons could just die kinda randomly like real life in a real war and everyone wants to see people die because in episode 3 people thought not enough people died well your gonna get your wish trust me it's gonna end with jon sitting on the throne even though he doesn't want it and with barely anyone alive he will be ruling corpses
Youtube comments always help me understand the rationalization behind any writing.

serious spoiler:

Bran gets the throne via Council vote (of Brienne Davos Tyrion Gendry Yara)

it's not look it up on yt or watch it on hbo, i checked on hbo and holy shit they'r enot even attempting anymore

the frozen throne

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*blocks your path*

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so who's the new prince of Dorne?

Casterly Rock has probably been retaken by the Lannister housesitters already. The Unsullied pretty much pissed off once they realized that the Lannister had no use for Casterly Rock strategically, and had no ships left.

It's already done

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Neuprynce Ovdourne.

I think the more important question is "who carries him up the stairs of kings landing now that Hold the Door is dead?"

>Bran second place
THEY FUCKING KNOW

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I have a strong feeling they're gonna cop out and end it with nobody getting the throne

The one where the Confederacy still exists and slavery is legal

God, I just wanted good show, fucking hacks. It's so shit now that watching it burn is the only entertainment left.

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we'll never know even though they had the motivation to avenge the Sand Snakes+Ellaria

To be fair, cutting back all the trees next to the outer wall should have been done even in peace time, and when the war began in S1 should have been the first thing on the agenda, guess they finally got around to that. The elevation doesn't seem to match at all though either.

>Stormlands
Lost most of their fighting men after the Blackwater
>Westerlands
What? all the westerlords aren’t just gonna betray Cersei for a Targaryen and a Stark
>Second sons
Ages away and what fleet are they gonna use to get them? And who will guard Meereen?
>Reach
Bruh they turned on Olenna for Cersei, plus they got roasted by Dany (or at least the Tarly’s did)
>Riverlands
Holocausted by the Lannister’s and Radmure is in a Lannister/Frey cell (and written out)
>Iron Islands
known for being shit at land battles and Yara has literally what fleet left
>Dragon
Yeah not like they just lost another one to a weapon that’s been crammed into every available space in KL
Dany and her retarded advisers like Tyrion may as well have handed the war to Cersei with how incompetent they’ve been

spooky that bran is second
when was this made?

>JUST FORGET ABOUT IT

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Show Euron is more like an evil Victarion, while book Euron is the Shadow the Hedgehog of Westeros.

None are really compelling characters, but people saying book Euron would have been better are fooling themselves. It would have been a male Arya Stark with an emo haircut, probably with a red stripe or whatever in his hair, his valyrian steel armour would have been red and black and all his scenes would have been him with an evil smirk and laugh while he did evil magic shit. He would have been ultra mysterious, and nothing from his scenes would be explained, but everything that happens around him would be "according to plan".

His name is Darkstar and he is of the night.

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LOOK AT THIS DOOD
OH NO NO NO

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samwell and tormund are closer to jon than arya and sansa.

Over/under for how many subscribers HBO loses after GOT ends? I'm saying 40%

>Gilly
>0.2%
SO THERE IS HOPE

Book Euron would have absolutely been better than Show Euron, AKA the plot device that sails. Fucking kill yourself, dipshit.

>implying he wouldn't have cut her tongue out and kept her alive because a bastard baby with Kingsblood is worth 50 mana for his schemes

based

rhaegal wasnt mature you fucking retard

>writersplaining
top kek

How does it feel for a major production to fuck up this bad.
One thing is hack writing and directing, another is basic set decency

so what happens to the night's watch now?

Reminder Bran doesn't need to produce an heir. He will be sustained by tree magic like his predecessor and rule for 1000 years from the weirwood throne

That sounds pretty good though

Because D&D know that Cersei will win.

he was wounded

it's not just a wall of the dead, it's a wall of wasted characters the d&d got rid of because they don't know what to do with them

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The night is over, the watch is over.

still doesn't justify the 3 perfect hits euron got on him, from behind a mountain no less

they're going to have a new Lord Commander in the last episode

>Martells implode because Oberyn couldn't keep it in his pants
>nobody cares, based Yronwoods take over
Just as planned. Rhoynish fucking shits will face the day of the rope soon.

They won't acknowledge it.

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Maario Naharis

God you reek of showfag. D&D talk more about dicks than GRRM ever did.

Can't wait for the episode dedicated to what's going on in Essos and their attempted uprising against Daario and his men upon hearing the news that the Dothraki and the Unsullied are in large part destroyed

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put sallador saan in there

A thousand virgins shall be sacrificed every day to sustain our new god king Bran.

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A charismatic actor playging book Euron would have been fantastic.

>gendry 11,8%
after being legitimised i guess he has a proper claim now

SANSA STARK TITTIES WHEN? ONLY TWO FUCKING EPISODES LEFT

youtube.com/watch?v=Vxh4hnFKaHs&feature=youtu.be&t=43
Look at her reaction

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>Ms. Sunday: Did they tell you who I am?
>The Mountain: Some dead nigger
HOW did d&d get away with this

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>it will never ever happen
>he's going to die
Doom, only doom.

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Don’t worry about it
Also while at sea

this
reconquista now!

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He's already dead to me at this point
>REEEEEEEEE MY SISTER'S PUSS PUSS

I spent the whole week complaining about episode 3
This latest episode I just simply don't care

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It will function as a penal colony as it has done for 99% of it's history

>sluts being jelly at the blonde slut getting dick and being a queen
>guys being proud of having the queen fucker as friend

Woah

>threatens someone that was your friend with something you can't enforce later.

>lemme just legitimize the only surviving bastard son and offspring of the last king and also in doing so revive his house as a contender for the Throne
What did Dany mean by this?

Why did Samsa went full autismo anyway? It's like that motherfucker raped her brains out. Such a 180 for a character

This episode is good though. Minus Stark sisters.

>A direwolf has no place in the south
>Starks are basically the direwolves of the south
>After killing Dany, Jon goes north of the wall to be with the free-folk and Bran, Arya, and Sansa (after a heartfelt family talk) go with him
>Everyone looks to Tyrion to figure out who should sit the iron throne
>All hail his grace, Davos of House Seaworth, first of his name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm
I can think of nothing that would cause more showfag tears than this.

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LANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

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Probabilities calculated using absolute bullshit. Gilly? Jaqen Higat?

It will consist of Samwell sitting in the gap left by the dragon tolling people for food when they want to cross.

>Aryuh, you're beautiful. Please marry me
>I'm Gendry Rivers and I own a castle now
What? Since when his last name is Rivers? Only highborn parent can give name to their bastard child. Bobby B never acknowledged Gendry.

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This is honestly more telling than the bullshit magazine interview. If she is only pretending to hate her final moments on the show here, it's a better performance than she has ever delivered in 8 seasons.

I don't even remember what he looked like
All I know is he's the only part of the show I ever liked, and 7 seasons couldnt fill the hole he left behind

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>Yara
Thank fuck my girl will survive this bullshit

>Daario

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Yes, your grace?

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>Emilia's eyebrows morse-coding us warning us its going to be shit
Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

Fucking hell why are D&D like this?

her eyebrows act better than her

The thing is, even if episode 3 was good or even if the long night was the climax of the series, I understand that the world isn't going to suddenly be all peaceful and that human squabbles will end. Maybe even a brief few years of peace.
But the execution of this in the show is absolutely dogshit

she is clever

Sandy Dornishmen are acceptable, not being Rhoynshitter manlets and actually being mad enough to live in the desert. Red Mountains are still the domain of the master race though.

his name is waters (crownlands) anyways, did they say rivers?

Wish we could get cinematography like this again.

>Coolest characters in mythos
>best house lore
>coolest house weapon
>faggy as fuck house flag and colors

Why did GRRM do this?

Did they seriously leave a coffee cup on set? Fucking hell.

how the fuck is Daario Naharis the new prince of Dorne?

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Boar grace, your grace?

Iron Islands is the whole length of 7K so no sense for Euron to retake the islands when Dany's literally at Cersei's doorstep

What does The Mountain smells like?

Why did they bother even introducing the direwolves at all?

Seriously, in real life someone like Dany would never do this, especially when Robert was seen by and large as a great king and when Baratheon sympathy is still strong within the kingdom. At worst she'd do it after taking the throne, but even still that's just asking for trouble.

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Bro what we have is way better

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Lel, so meta.
>Lord Glover the only one smart enough to not waste soldiers in that stupid battle
>Actor the only one smart enough to not waste time on that stupid season

salami

>missandeis actress face when she says its the best season ever
EVEN THE FUCKING B LIST ACTORS KNOW

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Haven't watched GoT since season 3. I've been telt that the evil witch died and came back as a good witch and then died again, is that true?

sand dornish have the Ullers, so they are based
didn't the Ullers shoot down a dragon with a ballista?

How can I know that Cersei is the badguy when we don't know either her of Dany's tax plan?

who the fuck knows what the rules are
i guess its convenient for d&d he's not a baratheon though

What is going through Dany's mind at this EXACT moment?

Reminder that we didn't actually SEE Stannis die.

how did you think that is a thing?

prince baad beenis

>littlefinger

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It's gonna be Cersei and there's nothing you can do about it.

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Why Cersei didn't just order to kill them all right there?

Stannis is the new prince in Dorne.

those are some mighty waves, a wonder how Tony didn't fall off the boat.

>Jon's lineage comes from the Targs
>if he dies his heir would end up back at the Baratheon line
>Gendry is Jon's heir

Can't they cast a younger actor as his son and just tell Jon his father is sick and couldn't make the journey from Deepwood Motte to Winterfell?

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There aren't many things that make me angry in this world, but Twitter. Twitter. REEEEEEEE

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Ullers shot down one of Aegon's dragons, burned down their own castle to kill off their rivals and are generally the maddest lads in Dorne.

>Sansa 13%

THIS IS YOUR QUEEN /GOT/

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Because you don't murder your opponent in a parlay

And why is that, user?

muh code of honor

his weight held him in place, also why didn't paulie immediatly shit his pants and bailed when he got on that boat with tony and realize they were gonna be alone at sea?

>Throne ends up to a newly legitimized Baratheon who was legitimized by a queen who grew up in the foreign lands

*wrong webm

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Yes, he said Rivers.

Bookfags know. Jon was born in Dorne but his name isn't Sand because he was raised in Winterfell & acknowledged by Ned Stark.
That makes zero sense. No one ever acknowleged Gendry. He shouldn't have a name.

Because you liked this shitty episode a lot, dummy.

>insallah, I'll join god in الجنة
What did she mean by this?

why anger?
that shit is funny dude, if you get angry it means you care just as much as those butthurt over a tv show

The combination of terrible cgi and everyone being so incredibly stupid makes this hard to watch. What does it matter who gets the throne when nobody makes any sense

None of that's true at all.

...

book!Cersei would. It's the end game, you know anyone would do it. Shit like this didn't stop the Lannisters before, see the Red Wedding.

i honestly feel abd for every actor involved in this shitshow, at least seasons 5-8, they ruined every single character

>see the Red Wedding.
Wasn't Cersei and she wasn't Queen back then

very problematic indeed. sad.

The taboo against killing people during peace talks is bigger than the one against incest, killing your husband, or blowing up the main cathedral in what was supposed to be your trial massacring the entirety of the priesthood in the city, thereby condemning you as a murderous heretic and thousands of innocents.

It was a decent episode.

They still could kill her just to add to killcount, those fucks

god fucking damn it they better give us a full frontal sans nude scene by the end of this season or I'm gonna flip

Worst acting in Game Of Thrones ever.

>He thinks Dorne exists or will do anything on the show at this point

user...

I'm just saying, the Red Wedding is even more of a betrayal than killing people at a parlay, and it's not like anyone's gonna hold her accountable if she did it, since there would be no one left, plus she blew up the fucking Sept. She's not above that. She'd at least kill both Drogon and Tyrion.

Petyr is still on the list, so likely before last seasoning.

see

This, it's the only reason to watch the show now

Only died once in the end

Well yeah, you make it clear that it's stupid.

This is the unironic opinion of D&D and the cinematographer.

The 3 persons who could've made a sex scene with her is either dead (Theon) or is near King's Landing (Tyrion, Hound)

It probably should've gone to some baratheon cousin or something.

Cersei certainly had no claim.

Again that's wrong. The surnames are used for all bastards, highborn and low, and the whole point of them is so that the father doesn't have to acknowledge them or be acknowledged. Robert never officially acknowledged Mya Stone, she's still a Stone. The surnames aren't some special thing for special people, they're the exact opposite, you're completely mistaken.

From some betting website.

>And how can't Daenerys understand that time is on her side?
Because they only have six episodes, and the only option here would be a 6 months timeskip or something.
So gotta make everyone even more retarded again with more shit writing. Good god.

sauce?

Did you forget characters can teleport now?
Hound can teleport to sansa and fuck her

Not sure, I don't speak pubic languages.

A 'Queen' is who is queen by marriage to the actual King (i.e. only relevant for her womb and any children she provides) has no claim whatsoever to the throne.

Where is Radmure anyway? Wasn't he kept in Casterly Rock with his wife and son?

>"Bastards need to be acknowledged by a noble-born parent in order to use the special bastard surnames. The only known exception to this rule in the books is Mya"
>"Gendry, as an unacknowledged bastard of Robert Baratheon, cannot use the surname "Waters".

Where's this said in the books by anyone ever? Cotter Pyke is also not acknowledged, yet still a Pyke.

How do you know he wasn't acknowledged by his father?

Because Denys discusses his history with Sam during the vote for the new Lord Commander and he's just some tavern wench's spawn. This idea they need to be acknowledged is made up bullshit.

i think he insulted some high rank person accidentally and decided to go black and never come back

you just know shes absolutely insane

Excalibur(1981)
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