/got/ Lord Banelish

If Bran actually ends up as king I'll shit my pants and mail them to D&D.

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Why did she age so terribly? I don't understand guys do Brits really age this badly? I'm talking to a qt 16 year old brit girl should I just ditch her in 9 years?

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So anyone remember when Jon didn't actually ever tell Daenerys that he fucking died? youtu.be/mk1DXwb-XbM?t=460

And now she has no reaction to the news?

Sandor Ahai

>still trying to force arya as the ultimate ebin badass ninja vengeful cool character

doesn't work when maisie looks like *that*

Kek never saw that

What a Chad

CRASHING THIS SERIES
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Dabid: Cut that out! We could get another half a second of a dragon flying in for the same cost!

Or what they even did while in power
As far as we know Bobbys rule was spent organizing tourneys and drinking wine, Joffreys rule was based on hanging around the castle and being an asshole and Cerseis rule is based on drinking wine.
Truly something you need to be ruler of seven Kingdoms for

She found out in season 7 you dipshit.

Imagine her ordering you to kneel and suck her toes

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>takes a month to ride from Winterfell to Kings Landing
>ships get there in a day

Why didn't arya get a lift

what am i looking at?

it's amazing really that they can make an extra long episode and make the majority of it feel crammed in and like an after thought. it's quite impressive that they can do little with the budget

ALL HAIL THE GOD KING OF WESTEROS BRAN

HIS REIGN ETERNAL

HIS POWER UNLIMITED

HAIL

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High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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I really feel like no one's pointing out how stupid "oh Bronn just hated them the whole time" is

>in 9 years
I give you 3 years

This bitch can't act. I hope all the meme actors from GOT enjoy their spotlight and save their money cause they fucking suck.

THE ONE TRUE KING

>ships are fasting than walking
What the fuck do you expect?

He doesn't hate them, he's just sick of being screwed over

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>]
jamie has a fucking plastic cup in his hand

Today I will remind them youtu.be/Q_LdVspNbM4

when? Not the episode if you don't remember. Just roughly when because I can't remember that happening

Why did Gendry refer to himself as Gendry Rivers in the latest episode? Wouldnt his surname be Storm or Waters before he was legitimized by yass queen slay?

I'd give her a lemon cake if ya catch my drift

Its more like its retarded for Bronn to act so fucking dumb.

>OKAY YOU PROMISED, I TRUST YOU TO GIVE ME HIGHGARDEN
Fucking seriously? Jaime should have him fucking murdered, they aren't friends.

Jaime has a cup in his hand.

>Dany fucking dies
It'll be wonderful. The outrage, the clips of fat tumblrs crying, the cries of 'sexism' from media around the world. It will be wonderful, beautiful even.

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>Bronn is more pragmatic and smart than Tyrion now
What the fuck happened

This isn’t from any scene that made it on the show though

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who cares lmao

Did I have a retarded dream or was Jon Snow in some movie about a volcano? And Jamie Lannister was in a movie with Tom Cruise?

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I fucking hate winterfell because of the cold i can't see feets.

based.

>"She's not one of us"
>redpilled Varys
>Rhaegal BTFO
>Missandei BTFO
>Another slaughter of PoC characters on the boats
>Dany being insane

I can't fucking wait for the burlington bar vid, bros.

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>magics dozens of ships out of thin air
>360 no scopes a dragon with a ballista because they ran out of CGI dosh for cool kraken shit
>teleports around the ocean at will
>slaughters a load of people in a direct boarding action
>ships throw fire for some reason
>doesn't give a single fuck, shittalks people and disrespects cersei even in the face of zombiegregor
Are we sure he isn't a sorceror in the show as well?

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Based darkstar poster

She sees his stab wounds while he's in the bed in the final episode and they share a SUPER BRIEF exchange about it.

Honestly Jon's death has just been horribly handled in every way though. Not sure why they even bothered.

>THE GOD KING OF WESTEROS BRAN
It actually makes sense.

Seems to be in character for him, he spent the last couple of years cleaning up Lannister messes with nothing to show for it except a title that doesn't give him shit

any mega link to the episode?

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wow pod gets to fuck TWO women? man he must have a huge dick

>Male Jon, kills female Dany
>Disabled Bran becomes king

SJW's will have to choose between the show being sexist, or being abelist

>No brienne tits
Lads, I am mad.

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>Cersei hires a 10-20k huge army of foreigners
>stations them in kings landing
>expects the inhabitants to just be fine with it.

Why did they give him purple eyes but they never fucking bothered with Dany? or is this a shoop and I'm retarded.

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>even the normiest of normgroids are starting to turn on the show
WHAT HAVE I BECOME

This did though. 16:30

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>all the normies coping with "j-jaime wouldn't leave brienne! h-he's going to kill cersei, that's what he's doing!"
on one hand, it's sad to see them butcher jaime even further. on the other hand, can't wait to see the seething.

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>Did I have a retarded dream or was Jon Snow in some movie about a volcano

pompey.

Aegon will create a new Night's Watch to protect the North Grove.

IRON FROM ICE
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Holy shit guys I just figured the only logical way they can continue the WW plot
>Night King was probably a stark
>Starks have the ability to warg
>He's also very connected to greenseeing, three eyed raven, and children of the forest
>He was even shown that he controls his undead army with warging, just on a bigger scale
>Him and bran are essentially two sides of the same coin, both created by powers of CoTF
>right before Arya killed him, the NK warged into Bran because he saw her dagger move and reacted
>Bran is now the NK, who has always had human qualities, but never spoke because he's been in a frozen body prison for 8000 years
>He's waiting for the human conflict to resolve, then to again raise the dead and then the true long night begins.

she has that high-class russian escort look
i love it

nice canckles

fuck you, dog. go away

SanSan fucking confirmed!

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The night before the Battle of King's Landing I met with my Hand, Tyrion Lannister. Tyrion was in charge of advisement.. He had bad news. "Northerners see you as an aloof Essos barbarian," he explained. "They'll never bend the knee to someone like that. You need an image they can understand and respect."
"What if I burned the dissidents on stage?" I helpfully suggested. "We need to think bigger," said Tyrion. "I've consulted Varys. It told me that Northerners love Jon." I liked where this was going. "It also told me that what they hate most is ... Lannisters."
"Tyrion, you're a genius," I said. We spent that night crafting my new persona, a persona we believed would win the North. The next day, I sauntered onto a Northern stage wearing a full Winterhell outfit "oi guvna," I said to the crowd, "I'm Daenerys “Stark” Stormborn," I received the biggest applause of my whole career.
"If there's one thing I hate," I announced, "it's Lannisters. And the worst Lannisters of all are in Kings Landing. Make me your Queeen and I'll separate the head of every Lannister in King's Landing from their body." For emphasis, I burned some dissidents alive.
The crowd roared. They loved it. A chant started: "Death to Lannisters!" Then a scuffle broke out in the front row. Three men wearing wildling garb tackled and hogtied a small, weasely-looking fellow. They dragged him up on stage.
"Your Grace," one man said, "this here is a Lannister. He supported Cersei for years. If you kill him right now, everyone in this room will bend the knee." The crowd began a new chant: "Blood! Blood! Blood!"
The bound man pleaded with me. "Yes, I supported Cersei" he said, "But I was a fool. Spare my life, and I will support you." My life and career have been defined by hard choices. This was perhaps the hardest choice of all. Tyrion leaned in. He said, "The Algorithm says: the Lannister dies dies." "I'm sorry," I told the man as I raised my hand. "It's not me. It's the Algorithm."

azor qyburn, the prince who was promised

on reflection this episode was actually good, probably the most enjoyable non action focussed ep since Winds of Winter

Perception is reality.

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She hasn't aged, she just doesn't wear makeup here. They all wear makeup done by professionals in the show. This is the reality for most tv-stars, when you see them publicly you will see that their faces look "sader" and more "puffy" or whatever you'd call it. In the tv-show their makeup is done so that their faces look sharp and nice, with high cheekbones and such. Without makeup that effect disappears.

Cersei wanted Elephants so she could mount Ballista on them

>Gigantic armored elephant shoots down Drogon
>Sprays water all over it's pathetic corpse in a brilliant display of mocking the dead beasts fire breath

Kino

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REEEEE

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SHE DOESN'T HAVE A COCK

>dates a British girl
>she turns into this 5 years in

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>sequel never
I thought the telltale game felt like a fanfiction with not-starks, but holy fuck the show is like the worst kind of fanfiction.

Why can't they just make it comfy again?

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TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE!! WHY IS HE OF THE NIGHT!?!!?

literally build for ____

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>It'll be wonderful
It'll be retarded
they're giving her the stannis treatment

I want Daenerys to lose and become a cumdump.

GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN

Never gonna forget :^)

>Bran is the first character GRRM created, series starts with his chapter, ends with his chapter as king
>the 3 treasons prophecy pretty much confirms Jon kills Dany in the books too, he is the "treason for love"
>GRRM and characters in the books always said that prophecies are deceiving, you should never trust in them so the faggy Azor Ahai shit will never come true
>Jon was always more of a Northener than any of the Starks, the fact that Rhaegar is his true daddy changes nothing. He's Ned's son through and through, being on the Iron Throne and ruling wouldn't fit him.

You faggots need to stop being retarded and accept that this is what will happen in the books too. Sure it will be more organic and better written than in the show, but the outcome will be the same.

>show conviniently leaves out the teleportation magic from the books
bravo dan and david

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>OMG WHY IS SHE LOOKING BAD DURING A RUN?!

I'm the only fit person in these threads, aren't I? You retards think women put on make up for a run?

>flies in the sky
>doesn't notices boats in the distance

hmmmmmm

Podick

>GOD KING BRAN
Why?

THE ROD

Post her feets

Wow, the new Prince of Dorne looks hella cool

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Good Boy, Ghost

This was an honest surprise, I thought I was the only one who remembered this was a thing

No it won't happen, because the books aren't being finished.

You niggers are off your rocker if you think 2 more books are coming out from GRRM.

Anbody else noticing the parallels between Dany and Anakin?

It was no dream

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more like god king BRAIN

because he was smart enough to stay in a wheelchair, instead of having to fight and die

*Blocks your path*

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i wonder what sean bean and charles dance are doing now

i havent heard of them doing anything after starbucks and dragons

I was watching without subtitles, anyone get what missandei said at the end?

Does anyone have a screenshot of the early children of the forest design (Leaf I think)

because he was a Trve Targ, Dany is a bastard half breed with Dorne niggerblood

nigger are you retarded your bastard last name comes from where you were born or did you think Jon Snow and Ramsey Snow were long lost brothers?

it was her turn

This is all woman without makeup. Never take them serious

"Fuck jannies"

Favorite parts of the episode?
>Numerous [Madness Intensifies] shots of Dany
>FIFTY PERCENT
>Arya cucking Gendry to go 'find herself' and then cucking her sister by going straight to her Hound-Daddy
>Bronn just WALKING INTO WINTERFELL with a giant fuckoff crossbow and entering the room with Tyrion/Jamie like he's on a sitcom
>Hamfisted foreshadowing that Jon will return to the Wall
>Dark Spirit Euron Greyjoy Has Invaded part 2, ballista boogaloo
>Sansa the snitch
>Jamie hitting and quitting both Brienne and his four season redemption arc in 20 seconds

He was born and raised in KL, why the fuck would it be Rivers?

The outcome never mattered, as long as it maintained continuity with the world and characters, which the show is not doing. The ending itself isn't whats important, it's the writing.

>i don't want to be lord of winterfell
>DURR MAYBE THE BEST RULER IS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO RULE
>*beats you over the head with foreshadowing*

is that what you call good writing

Damn, Podrick got BOTH those hot northern girls? Shit, I wish I was Podrick.

Goddamn, he's more targ than jon too.

Reminder he planned it all along.
>Started the war of the five kings
>Manipulated the deaths of all potential claimants to the throne
>Manipulated the deaths of all people capable of undermining his rule
>Sent Humanity down the only path that would end with him on the throne
>Final scene is him alone in the throne room with a school shooter smile and the NK handprint on his arm glowing

All we need is a scene of him warging into Jamie and pushing himself out the window for his Keikaku to be complete

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>Nothing on the fate of Drogon or Gray Worm
>Nothing about Cersei’s death other than Jamie being there
>Nothing about what any of the Starks are up to prior to the epilogue

Actually kinda glad not everything was leaked. Gives me something to look forward to these last two weeks aside from shitposting

BURN THEM ALL
Really, I'm not even joking.

>gendry rivers

What the fuck is going on, Gendry was born in kings landing and grew up there so his name should be Waters. Even Gendry Storm would make more sense, where the fuck did Rivers come from?

>the north never forgets!
>they fuck off right away and forget about the Lannisters and Cersei
amazing

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Nevermind that you blithering retard
What the fuck did Dany say to Jorah's body???
>inb4 have sex (;

>Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

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>half of dothraki survived that
>half of unsullied survive that
>half of northmen survive

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Imagine her bullying you for being the same height as her manlet husband, haha who would want that?

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>Iron Fleet manages to accurately hit a moving target over a huge distance
>Dany doesn't see this fleet
>Her ships don't see this fleet
>They conveniantly can't hit her even when she's going in a straight line or fleeing

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>put cersei's letter in the fire
vs
>i'll do anything to get back into my sister's vagina

who would win?

If Cersei is into incest, do you think she’s also into other degenerate fetishes? Like having her armpits licked by her lovers?

>that cast
>kit harrington under the nog

lol

>Remember when we tried to siege King's Landing the first time and our fleet got fucked?
>Remember when we did a naval attack on Casterley Rock and our fleet got fucked?
>How about we try another naval siege?
Surprised Mad Queen Dany didn't call Tyrion out on his shit right there and throw him to the dragons.

Then it would be Waters, retard. And if you want to go by blood then it's Storm.

They are correct in complaining, they are just crying for the wrong reason. Having him suddenly go back to cersei is really fucking stupid.

not what i was asking retard if he was born in kingslanding his surname should be waters, or storm since he is a stormlanders bastard

lol

you think this show cares about stuff like that

>ALL HAIL THE GOD KING OF WESTEROS BRAN
This is like that old shitty book about sand worms.

I don't even know what this show is trying to do anymore.

I know they're trying to go for the Scouring of the Shire ending but Return of the King managed to capture that bittersweet ending and they didn't even show the Scouring of the Shire.

Because the normies love the bastard surname stuff. Bastard surnames are only for recognized bastards, not for bastards no one knows about. Gendry wasn’t recognized

>ywn get to murder the shit out of Whitehills with a new army led by Rodrik
FUCKING SHIT
FUCKING CUNTS

...so it's treason then?

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the hound pounding arya from behind while she yelps "im your little bitch" would redeem the last 4 seasons of this shitshow

Reminder that THIS FUCKING AUTIST won the god damn game of thrones.

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Was anything about WW or NK in this episode?

oh don't worry, pretty sure we will have a big reveal montage, Usual Suspect style, showing it was all part of the keikaku [note: keikaku means "plan"]

>Gendry actually says "you are beautiful"

She's 37

i know they're correct, but it's hilarious to see people clinging to hope that he went there to murder cersei, despite d&d saying in the ITE that he's going back because he's addicted to her

>God king Bran
>Mad queen Dany gets killed
>Qyburn lives
>Frogfu wins
>Stannis/Littlefinger shows up at the end as a cliffhanger
>Cleganebowl happens

Could this ending get anymore based?
The entire series has just been saved.

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I can't believe Greyworm is gonna kill Gregor as revenge for his one true love and Sandor is cry in the corner

The last frame where he's charging should have Bran say "The rape, Theon..." again.

>Iron Fleet manages to accurately hit a moving target over a huge distance

Don't forget, several times with pinpoint accuracy

Aren't only official highborn bastards giving bastard names?

I wish

Not this

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She said "Dracus", or however you spell it. She wanted Danny to save her with her fire breathing dragon but instead Danny decided to just watch lmafo based dragon queen.

FTFY

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I have given up on trying to find a theme for GoT

>antiwar
Nope
>antirevenge
Nope
>feudalism is bad
Nope, our two leads seem content on reveling in feudalism and family legacy

What is the greater message behind GoT? What does it say about humanity?

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Beautiful summary user, someone needs to put Seinfeld music and a laughtrack over the Bronn scene

greyworm looks like he just smelled bad fish

I don't think anyone sensible has claimed GOT has good writing for years

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Cersei wears diapers confirmed

>>Sansa the snitch
>"Do you swear it?"
>"I swear it"
>Literally five minutes later

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Danys leadership bonus inflicts negative accuracy on enemies that's why they couldn't hit her.

They even called it an ambush. That shit was so retarded. How the fuck do you ambush dragons with ships?

Have to admit, this episode was pretty based

he already destroyed one spear using faggot before he got his undead buff what do you think some ballless cuck can do to him

What is the thinking guy thinking?

>*teleports across the continent*
>COCKS BALLSACK
>ill give you highgarden sometime in the future maybe kind of
>ok
>*leaves*
next level writing

That normies will eat shit up and praise it

why people react so strongly to that scene? she was a shit character with 0 investiture.

Dracarys. The command to the burn the ever loving fuck out everybody. Naath is a nation of peace, apparently.

question for people who actually watch the show
did they really say "50%"?
last episode dolorous edd said "oh my god"
so it's possible

What do you thing the Forresters are up to now?

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What's sansan?

TMDMID

Even if that were true in the show he should still call himself Gendry Waters or Storm. I am pretty sure D&D looked up bastard names on the got wiki and just picked one.

>Bran
>king
Holy fuck Yea Forums is stupid

You don't need a big dick to fuck 2 women. You need skills and stamina.

>newfags don't know about Eko
go back

>"you're a virgin" directed to Brienne
>Pod drinks anyways
What did he mean by this?

Maybe Dany barped or something

That romance shit with Brienne was fucking terrible. It was like watching some old woman's sex fantasy.

> securing wedding and therefore gf's army doesn't matter
> getting Targaryen money doesn't matter
> submitting to Boltons / Lannisters doesn't matter
> you can't make friends in King's Landing no matter what you do
> respecting guest right doesn't matter
Doesn't the player's input usually influence the outcome in videogames?

Sandor fucking Sansa

Unironically because she's not white.

So the "There always must be a Night King" was leak was bullshit?

fuck off wolf we still have one dragon left and a wildfire scene to film you shitty wolf

SERIOUSLY WHATS WRONG WITH HER FACE

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good boy, ghost

New to Telltale, eh? There's a reason they went under.

It may have had a point earlier in the show and might still in the books but now it's literally just, DABID LOOK DRAGONS DABID

he just knew

>all these danyfags and normies constantly saying that 'mad queen dany will NEVER be a thing'
oh boy

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>”why don’t girls like me and want to cuddle with me on YouTube?”

Why do you hate women?

Just because a TV-series has strong female characters, doesn't mean the writing is bad.

Rodrik is banging his sweet wife.

Sorry I don't watch Blacked like you.

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He didn't want her to feel bad
or
He never actually fucked at the brothel just fainted

who is this?

to be fair he had like some 20 ballistas all firing

cerseis is the mad queen dany is just the mad usuper

FUCKING TARG SHITS

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You just know she's really dumping Gendry because he wasn't forceful enough, probably only half-heartedly squeezed her neck when she was screaming at him to choke her.

It doesn't go by blood since Robert had a bastard in the Vale named Mya Stone.

He's still searching for a cock merchant.

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>influence the outcome
Not when HBO and Telltale were planning to continue with other seasons. It's incredibly difficult to create content for different paths.

>only mention of the night king dying is someone offhandedly saying arya is one the who killed him

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post that image, you know THE ONE

She's so boring, jesus christ. Even when she gets raped.

Why do they insist on filming her from this angle?

>If it's a boy, we want to name him John.
FUCK
Ed died protecting you last night and you already forgot him.

WHAT DO WE SAY TO GOOD GREENSCREENS?

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youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
>This plays in the end of episode 6

You all know it's going to happen.

mate we HD targaryen shit slaying now

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Even the /got/ threads are shit now. This show has been truly mined of all its minerals.

>fly above ballista
>they can't aim straight up
>burn them all

Are you talking about gendry hill? Now lord of storm’s end but former bastard of king Robert?

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Still wouldn't be rivers though, also if it is just geo location why is Jon, snow? Since he wasn't born in the north

You need to be acknowledged by the lord to get a bastard name. Since Robert died before acknowledging him, he would have never used a bastard name even if he knew he was Bobby Bs son. He would just go as Gendry without a last name like Cher.

So the 50 golden company ships decided to sail to Storms End to kill a dragon and just leave the characters alive so they can hang out and strategise?

It was a “hooo boy better drink for THIS awkward moment XD”

>literally no structures or anything of note outside the city walls in a city of a million people
>kings landing is now in the mojave desert

this show is so trash its unreal

>also if it is just geo location why is Jon, snow? Since he wasn't born in the north
Ned lied.

>Be Jamie
>Have multiple season arc of character growth
>Have it thrown away for literally zero reason
More than anything, this shit annoys me. He climbs the mountain, and then just.. Fucking leaves to go die with Cersei? Why? Its a complete 180 on his character growth. So was fucking the mountain come to think of it. His story was over, he should have remained in Winterfell. The last shot we should have seen of him is him reacting to the news that his sister had died, and then riding off to be a wandering Knight or some shit.

But nah lets hurrdurr 180 his character back to his season 1 Cersei worship for literally no reason.

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>Brienne hyped up as a Lady who's not a "Lady"
>Knighted by her husbando

>Husbando noticed her and came to her room
>Fucks her
>Realises it was shit
>Your brother jokes about her with you
>Leave her hag ass in the night to go fuck your sister who's just evil compared to Brienne

LMAO D&D BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF WOMEN TURNING THE TABLES

BASED AS FUCK

>sit down on the throne
>look up into the camera
>cut to black
This is exactly how the series will end, isn't it?

problem solved

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>Sandor dies in Clegane bowl
>Tyrion gets executed
>Sansa fucks dogs

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Jon would be Rivers if i remember where the Tower was right but since he was Ned's kid he would be a Snow cuz fuck the south

jaime is killing cersei

EXPLAIN

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They have no other ideas for these characters.Gotta rehash everything.

>golden company ships
>Storms End
What?

>"Negotiating terms with Qyburn almost makes you wish for a long night"

Confirmation bias; you see what you want to see

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youtube.com/watch?v=GI7zy1PTMp0

Everyone knows he wasn't born in the north though, but when ned was south

>Marry a dude
>be surprised that you have to fuck him

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Fucking this

this

i'm browsing the threads right now and no one is ready to admit to themselves that brienne was so bad that she turned jaime back to cersei

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Its zombies were never the main focus of Thrones, but yeah its some real hot bullshit that all the build up was just for one shitty battle and then off handed comments.

Could have removed the night king plot completely and nothing would have changed. Just have the wall to keep back spooky giants or something.

the ToJ was in the Red Mountains of DORNE,
his bastard surname would have been Sand

>legitimatises Gendry
>literally makes him the only legitimate surviving child and son of a king thereby giving him a claim to the throne
>doesn't ask him to surrender any claim to the throne as a quid pro qou

Mad Queen confirmed

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everybody wants it to be about global warming but they already killed the nk lmao

Is she trying to look like the queen of England?

They couldn’t let his characterization be finished yet with two more episodes

It can be where you were born or where your parent is from. Brynden Rivers chose Rivers as his bastard name because his mother was from the Riverlands. Daemon was a Waters until he took Blackfyre for his name. You're a bastard, ultimately nobody cares.

God I wish I could marry a dude and fuck him haha

>Grey Worm immediately sacrifices all of his men as soon as he's gotten to safety

Holy shit this looks so bad

He’ll have some change of heart on the way to ki-
Oh wait, next episode Cersei dies so he doesn’t even have time for a journey because the whole episode will be EPIC I guess he needed that as pussy

Nah nigga just kill the last dragon hanging out back there before it can even get airborne

What are the chances in last episode Gendry sits somewhere in Storm's End.
Takes off his face. And it's Petyr fucking Baelish?

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i guess they ran out of money
dragon cgi doesnt come cheap and is the main reason why they keep killing them off

He took him to winterfell before he even married Catelyn. He never tells anyone who the mother was, or where he was born. Only Howland knows besides him, so everyone assumes it's snow.

Jaime has always been a piece of shit, people were projecting this "redemption" crap.

litterally where is this supposed to be? kings landing is right next to the sea with fertile lands, not some desert shithole

>be a showfag
>dont even watch the show properly

>we gotta try to talk to Cersei one last time
Why
WHY

God, I wish Tyrion fucking died but I know he and Arya are living to the end, fucking shits.

>it's actually only half, the other half were offscreen

>Sansa fucks dogs
I want to see that, you have no idea how much

all he wants is Arya, but he isn't getting that even if he wins the iron throne ;_;

Then explain this

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why would you even have your anti-dragon ballistae so far forward anyway with full exposure to the enemy

>mfw at everyone angry at the episode
congratulations, we've been waiting for you since season 5

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>legitimatises
Really ?

I think it has to do with where they are raised.

is that Freddy Krueger under the arrowtip?

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For reference, this is where Tyrion receives the dornishmen

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He would be Sand. But Ned lied about the whole thing and said he fucked some northern whore in the north, hence Snow.

desu this was a pretty good GoT episode BUT since they have only 6 episodes for this season wasting time like this makes no fucking sense

I thought he'd married Catelyn and she was pregnant witih Robb

>just casually mention there is a new prince of Dorne

I am so fucking mad, they really fucked me hard and good with that remark

Imagine being one of the crew that takes care about the settings and costumes and have been doing so for like 10 years, almost always impeccably and a bitch just leaves a fucking starbucks cup in plain sight and some faggot working on editing manages to miss it

>Medieval cities pretty much always had small towns extending out of the main walls because you can't just rebuild the walls every time the population grows
>Kings Landing just cuts off completly
>Also despite being at open war and Cersei having the superior position with hundreds of archers at her side as well as ballistas trained on the dragon she doesn't just kill all the retards at her door

For what purpose

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>Winterfell was a complete massacre
>After NK was killed, there were like 4 soldiers standing
>somehow, everybody still has half of their forces
>there are even Dothraki left

You niggers were sucking this episode off like nothing else after it aired

>the dornishmen
the what?

THE BOAR IS ______

>he's going back to cersei
do showfags actual pay attention?

holy shit its actually there i just checked lol

THE FUCK
WHY DOESN'T JON FUCKING TOUCH GHOST
IT'S HIS FUCKING WOLF
HE DOESN'T EVEN TALK TO GHOST
MOTHERFUCKER YOUR WOLF IS RIGHT THERE ALL BLOODY JUST PET HIM ONCE

You know where

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AAAAAGGGHHHHHH SAVE ME DROGON

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??
i'm pretty sure most of the general watches the show ironically at this point

Holy fuck this is so bad, it's literally like 5 seperate bits of filming clone tooled on top of each other

Top left corner with drogon is clearly just faded in
Entire front stuff with guys and ballista is CG
Dany and her enterage is entirely CG model scene very badly clone tooled in

Bottom of the screen sandy stuff is a whole other separate chunk of footage

holy fucking hell who approved this I could've done better

Szow, gut writing iz of de tejbl aj prezum?

Why did Arya say they needed Dany's help and then not a minute later say that they don't need allies?

No, he hides Jon after the war, goes to Winterfell, proclaims Jon is bastard, THEN he marries Catelyn.

so they say there is a "new prince of dorne"
but who was the king and why do we need to know they had a son?

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>THE GOD KING OF WESTEROS BRAN
I want this to happen so badly. Everyone will be so pissed.

They don't want to spend money on CGI lol

We already know what happens, shit leaked. He dies with his sister. He literally just goes back to how he was, wanting to suck his sisters futa cock.
>Jamie has always been a piece of shit
Even the hack writers know this, he tells his post battle cockwarmer he is a piece of shit who has done bad things. It isn't about redemption, its about him accepting that he is shit, and just living with it. Not accepting that he is shit and then going back to his sister. He left her for a reason, they had multiple seasons of him becoming less hot for wincest. And then they just dump it all in the last 3 episodes.

>Decimates Dany’s fleet, twice
>Is the entire reason Cersei has an army
>Strolls into King’s Landing and beds the queen
>Kills his brother, gets off scott-free, and takes over the Iron Islands within a day of him returning
>Mortally wounds the fabled Kingslayer
>Literally kills a fucking dragon

Euron is the most based character remaining. Absolutely carried Cersei

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Nah man, he only said that shit so Brienne wouldn't go with him. He's gonna kill Cersei.

I'm hoping that all the leaks turn out to be true. I want an absolute clusterfuck of hatred to be directed towards D&D to the point where all or most of the spin-offs are cancelled and they get fired from their new Star Wars job.

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>He took him to winterfell before he even married Catelyn
That's not true.

>WHY DOESN'T JON FUCKING TOUCH GHOST
hes not real, completely cgi

why is Sansa is such a cunt?
>the rape
is that it?

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All Dorne rulers are titled Princes, because they told Aegon to BTFO and got to choose their titles

>everybody has EXACTLY half of their forces
>No single unit got wiped out completly
>except the dothraki but who gives a shit about them

>Wildlings suddenly never really wanted to go south anyway
So why were they plundering shit

That’s because so many people here accept the shit show as long as it makes normies Seeth. Which is fine since we’ve been dead inside for years but honestly this show was the best of the season and is still maybe a 2/10 at best

Why are all filler man balding and ugly and all filler woman 8s and 9s? Even the whores in the fucking north

Why not? Tyrion wants to save people of KL. What's wrong with that?

what r the chances comes back and is nude again??

Obviously a "Yikes this is awkward need some booze to deal with this"

Oberyn’s party when he came early to get his freak on

>character
hardly

In Dorne the governing Lord has the title of "Prince", it was negotiated between Dorne and the Iron Throne when they joined the Seven Kingdoms.

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>legitimises gendry
>gendry propose to arya
>would force arya to become a lady instead of just a revered blacksmiths wife who can do whatever the fuck she wants
dany basically cockblocked gendry

hahahahahahaha that fucking dragon

you have to shoot her straight on because her profile is gal gadot tier awful

>an absolute clusterfuck
What's wrong with Bran becoming a king?

In the books, it is mentioned that many buildings outside KL were burnt down in order to prevent the Stannis' explorers from hiding in there.

Good! (They had it for dinner)

Tell the people they are about to be eaten by dragons and you would be surprised what they'll put up with.

EURON THE DRAGON-SLAYER

I'm setting up CK2 with him on the Throne and ~observe

Idk about the distances involved but couldn't they just hit them with normal arrows too?

Its fucking retarded you dumb fucktard. Only a showfag would hear "You're not a monster" from Tyrion to Cersei and think its well written and sensible.

>dany says 'someone taller' again
>jon beheads her

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It's actually better than anything else we would be getting. but the Fandom will screech like none other that an all powerful white boy becomes king.

She's a kike

They all look weird

Remember the build up to the dragons? Remember the star in the sky, the season ending scenes of them, the growth? Remember the first battle in the west, vs Jamie. The dragons just fucking cucked an entire army like it was nothing. Good times.

>One dragon turns into a zombie
>Two remaining dragons do fuck all during the Winterfell battle
>One dragon dies to teleporting pirate man
We'll get to see Drogon burn King's Landing at least. That's something.

Yes it fucking is
>When the wars were over at last, and Catelyn rode to Winterfell, Jon and his wet nurse had already taken up residence.

Despite only making 13%...

SHE
FUCKING
REJECTS
HIM

TOP FUCKING KEK
INCELS BTFO

>said he fucked some northern whore in the north
No he didn't. He married Catelyn at Riverrun, immediately went south and came back with a kid. It's why Catelyn is convinced Ashara Dayne is the mother.

aerys' madness manifesting on her face

>pic related
>Hodor and Bran miniseries about time-travel

>I thought...the one to kill me...would at least be taller
>Dies

What would Jons face look like?

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Read the leaks, he isn't going to kill her.

did no on really notice the casio...

15 million....

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Not all of us are disgusting Ameritards who spell words with z instead of s because their minds can't comprehend letters having different sounds when used in different words

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How did he survive without a single scratch on him when last we saw him was being pinned down on the ground with zombies clawing his face?

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No. Marrying Catelyn is part of the alliance which brings the Tullys into the war.

His tears healed his wounds.

>Only a showfag would hear "You're not a monster" from Tyrion to Cersei and think its well written and sensible
Are you fucking retarded? He tried to apeal to her through her love to her children. What else should he say to her on the fucking negotiation?

>theme for GoT
computers should rule humanity, they are impartial, logical and all knowing lmao
watch it happen

If you look closely, Royce removes HALF of Vale's troops as well, lol.

WTF? The Night King was surrendering, and Arya murdered him?!

bitch boy

if you only knew book euron you wouldnt praise this emo faggot

START THE THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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>pizza hut

Can you get more pleb?

When. Will. They. Learn.

barely getting any (You)s lads

Brandon, Neds older brother was supposed to marry Catelyn but he died along with his father, starting the civil war.

It's the same appeal he made to her when she 'agreed' to send an army north. The guy's a fucking moron for thinking it would work now that Dany's forces are heavily depleted.

You were supposed to forget about that as soon as they cut to another scene

You are fucking retarded.
>What else should he say to her on the fucking negotiation?
NOTHING, why fucking negotiate? Is Tyrion a fucking retard now? Oh wait, yes, the answer is yes.

>but the Fandom will screech like none other that an all powerful white boy becomes king.
Isn't that beautiful tho?

i see
well fuck me for trying to shitpost

Grrm told them not to spoil the darkstar surprise :^) that’s for books only

Based retard

Gendry cockblocked himself when he said Lady.

Gods why is Dorne so based yet so ignored

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He was in Oz and Lostm you trifling newfag.

They forgot to model any ladders to get up the wooden part too, even when the camera pans around there is no way to get up there

>which one of you cowards shit in my pants?

ok, that was pretty funny

>character
He's a walking WMD lol, if it wasn't for the rest of the show being such a shitshow we'd be complaining about him being a Gary Stu

Probably because GRRM told them about the ending but not HOW he is going to get there.
There were some dumb moments in this episode, but it was clearly the best in this season and the best out of all S07 episodes.

>letters having different sounds when used in different words
quite literally only english even does this

>brienne was so vile in bed that jaime straight up switched allegiances again

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based stannis always coming through

BLOCKBUSTER BUDGET

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Is there a more based character in the entire series?

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Except they were married in Riverun even before Eddard went to war.

doesn't she has some micro aneurysms from time to time? maybe that's manifesting

new

WAKE ME UP

new thread forgot to include /got/ in the title so please excuse my retardness and just roll with it.

Jon will rise drogon after dany dies screenshot this

and now his watch has ended

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>"Beware Khaleesi."
>"Outside the city they call it the Garden of Bolts."
>"Every time outsiders come, the Garden grows bigger."

>why fucking negotiate?
Because he tries to save people, you autistic fag.

>Gendry has shown nothing but affection for the little british midget
>He has shown that he is fine with her being a 'tomboy', with being an assassin, with having a bigger dick than he does
>Turns him down
Is this a feminism thing? YAAAS YOU'RE NO LADY! There is no reason why Arya wouldn't marry him, there is no reason why she'd believe Gendry would want her to throw on a dress and start knitting.

Fuck this stupid piece of shit.

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Yes but the Tullys don't join the war until Ned marries Catelyn. Robb has already been born by the time Ned returns to Wintefell after the war with Jon.

According to Ros, no

>the Dornish prince pledges allegiance to house Targaryen
>Daenerys still insists on rushing and not regrouping with rested Dornih forces
what the fuck?

Wrong.

Lol Jesus doesn't give a fuck

Dany was always going to die, stupid Mary Sue character she is

DABID ONLY 3 EPISODES DABID

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>Yes but the Tullys don't join the war until Ned marries Catelyn
Wrong.
>Robb has already been born by the time Ned returns to Wintefell
Nope.

>he is fine with her with having a bigger dick than he does
ok thanks for the laugh my good sir

>>kings landing is now in the mojave desert
This is actually forgivable since the continents climate should be fucked.

based guy in the back on his pc not giving a fuck

This. He literally just asked for marriage, nothing else, and she's all "I'M AN ASSASSIN NOT A LADY REEEE"

>It's an user doesn't know how makeup works episode

I really hope LF lives at the end.

When did GoT stop being about subverting expectations and started being 100% about fanservice?

These events aren't up for debate.

I don't know how people can still stand to watch Dead. Season 2 was trash. Did it somehow improve or is it just no taste normies?

I know I know, coming from someone watching Thrones.

she wants to get hounded
it was even foreshadowed by the end of this episode

The lord of light answered our prayers. But now this episode was too bright and I feel like I could see too much.

Correct.

I just went on a wiki hop of a shitload of minor characters from the books, God this is a cool story. Even though there's hundreds of characters I could recall so many, like the Lannister cousin who gets lost after that one riot and is still unaccounted for, or the commander of the Kings Landing guard Tyrion promotes that gets killed at Blackwater, or various not important Nights Watch dudes who manage to survive from one book to the next.

Stuff like this just makes the show's shittiness hurt even worse. I just want it to be over already.

I suspect this thing will grow before the end

Mountains death will be cheap as fuck

NEW

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Good Boy, Ghost

Oh no no no

bruh... thats a mirror

She looks like an evil witch that just got her youth back thanks to a satanic ritual.