Let's settle this once and for all:

0
n/a

Only dr strange

i did watch x-men movies however but those dont count

~18 of 22
2014

There are a lot of us, nothing to be ashamed of really

Literally zero
I have a gf 12 years my juinor and we fuck all the time

A few
Ask your momma

All 22
January
Sex sucks but so do MCU movies

I'm surprised by the amount of honesty in this thread, I would have expected at least one "had sex" person who's really lying but doesn't care

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Same everything

all of them except Thor 2. Had sex yesterday. Shit was so cash

All of them
Never
Image relevant to post

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did you swallow his load

All of them except Captain Marvel
Last month

Have only paid for avengers movies
Seen all others except cpt marvel, panther and spiderman.
Idk kinda gave up after Thor 3 entirely.
Never ever had sex.

All of them except for Thor 2. Had sex yesterday. Shit was so cash

i watched all of them
i had sex 3times last weekend

>All of them
>2017

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5 and last week

Are we gonna pretend you have to be some kind of shut-in to watch marvel? My Endgame theater was full of normie couples.

>all of them besides black panther and captain marvel
>late 2017

and i could honestly go another couple more years without sex lol its just a fucking meme

Iron Man
The incredible hulk
Iron man 2
Captain America
The Avengers
Iron Man 3
Winter soldier
Gotg
Age of Ultron
Antman
Civil War
Homecoming
Gotg 2
Thor Rag
Engame

February

Less than half.
Like 12 years ago.

I don't know.. 16?
last year

Seen all films and all shows except Runaways and Cloak & Dagger
Last month

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10.
2 days ago

Iron Man 1
Avengers 1
Avengers Infinity War (but I was high)
Guardians of the Galaxy (with my kid brother)
5 years ago

First 20 minutes of Iron Man.
Yesterday.

Like 3 or 4, GotG was last
Never

All of them.
Last week.

3
2009

I've seen all but one of the movies, maybe half in theaters. I'm 35 and it's been over a decade for me.

All of them.
Having it right now while rewatching Infinity War blueray

All of them except Captain Marvel
Almost three months ago

>How many
Almost all of them. Except for CM and Endgame
>Last time you had sex
Last year with my ex

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this
row behind me was a group of 4 50+years couples

All of them (excluding Captain Marvel and Endgame because fuck giving money to this franchise) but that's because I watch a lot of movies (including classics and contemporary) and make it a point to have seen the most popular ones. Most of the capeshit is mediocre crap, but I go though it.

I last had sex 4 years and a half ago.

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all of them
ironically in the theater during Endgame

>All those non virgins

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>believing people on the internet

Most people IRL aren't virgins. Get out more. Have sex.

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All of them, last Wednesday.
I've seen almost every movie ever made based on a comics book, all the way from the old serial era, through the 2000s adaptations like Man Thing and Elektra, to the present day of MCU and Kingsman material.

For the past 12 years I figure I've had sex at average once every 72 hours.

I love my life, I love comics, and I fucking absolutely love my woman.

Never stop fighting, anons. Life can be worth struggling for.

We are simply determining who really needs to "have sex" on this board

All of them
Saturday morning

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7-9, actually can't remember
tonight

2, the first Avengers and Infinity War because they were on Netflix.
10 months ago with my ex boyfriend

I've watched them all
last night

All of them except captain marvel (I intend to watch it but I missed out on it in the theaters)
I dunno... around 12 years ago I think.

Yea Forums is real life

11
about a week ago. broke up with gf a few das ago

No, the people who post on Yea Forums are computer generated characters, you're right. Silly me.

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There's a little bit I think

1: All of them but Hulk, Captain Marvel and Endgame. Only one I paid for was Civil War with my then girlfriend.
2. Like 2 weeks ago.

>12 years
Jesus, how you holding up, bro?

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>zero
>never

Almost all of them
Never

Legit answer I'm 31 btw

0 hour and a half ago

All of them

Ten years ago

>Consumer of the most surface level normie entertainment
>Somehow manages to miss out on all that normie "nerd" pussy
What's the point?

Whatever you think but most people who watch capeshit have sex. Movie is a date, so they watch what currently in theatres and then have sex.

All of them
I was supposed to have sex 8 months ago but I freaked out. Prior to that, never

I've watched 6 movies that I'm aware are in the mcu, last fucked in october, last bj was december and I've slept with 20 women total

I thought so too, but then you have people like , who apparently consume this utter trash out of personal enjoyment.

0
0

9?
2009

all of them
just had sex while watching one

I stopped going after age of Ultron. But I did go see both thanos films.

I have a gf, a side hick, and a long distance fuck buddy. I get laid at least three times a week.

STOP HAVING SEX ITS A TRAP

2
2016

I know but it's fun and makes me feel alpha.

Definitely. It feels good in the moment, and makes you feel superior to men who aren't having sex, but it really does force you down a road of having to work ever harder for decreasing returns, as there will always be some bigger chad than you. Being a wizard and not giving a fuck about it must be the ultimate redpill.

>I have a gf, a side hick, and a long distance fuck buddy
>a side hick
Nice.

MarvelCHADS confirmed as sexhavers itt

>Implying it was ever up for debate

Almost all of them, outside of Captain Marvel, Black Panther, and the Ant Man movies
Almost two years ago

Every single one.
2 days ago.

22
December 1 2018

none, January 2015

I watched Spiderman when I was 8-9
Yesterday

All of them except hulk
Never

Pretty sure I watched all of them except for the last two, since you can't torrent them yet.
A week ago I think

I usually watch them in the background and couldn't give much fucks about. Deadpool 2 and Spider-man were surprisingly good though.

>0
>I'm Catholic, I don't do premarital sex

All of them besides Captain Marvel and I never had sex.

>5 or 6

>0

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how is abstinence real nigga just confess your sins just repent before you die

Kek

The last mcu movie I watched was the first Thor movie almost 10 years ago.
I had sex twice yesterday.

I win this thread.

>all of them
>2 days ago

Iron man 3 was the last marvel movie I saw
I rewatched it for some reason like a month ago its not that bad
I have sex literally every day with my gf sometimes several time per day even if she bleeds

2, but only because I was trapped on a long international flight
last Saturday

But gays are automatically disqualified, user.

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3 days ago
Haven’t seen the spider man, panther, and I haven’t paid to see one in years

All of them ~15 minutes ago.

A good half think
Yesterday

Most of them are quite bad desu

Fucking my pregnant fiancee doesn't make me gay. I'm sorry user, but I'm not going to fuck you.

15? I stopped watching them after Doctor Strange and only saw the Avenger films after that. I probably wont watch another.
I had sex two days ago

I didn't see Antman and the Wasp or Captain Marvel. My last time was in december 2017. Almost got a hooker but she was racist.

6

About 2 months ago but I made out with a 4’9 Mexican girl last week and felt her up and gave her a bunch of hickies and her jerked me off in a movie theater

All of them except Cap 1, Thor 1 and Iron Man 2
Two days ago

All of them aside from endgame and captain marvel
This morning, anal.
I haven't paid to watch any marvel movie tho, and i think i watched most while playing videogames or drunk with friends

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>maybe 5, 3 of them on brettygood com while drunk
>almost two months ago

11
12 hours ago

All of them except the latest Spider-Man movie(s?)
About 12 years ago

All of them
Yesterday three times

All except Endgame
Last night around 9-ish

Everything except CM and Thor 2
Last week.

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9, maybe 10?
15 hours ago

Seen Emdgame yesterday. Unironically fucked my cousin a few days ago.

All 22 MCU movies
Last time I had sex was in 2014

all avengers and winter soldier
last friday

A few. And 2 years ago

I’ve seen all of them except Captain Marvel

4 years ago

I have seen seven Marvel Cinematic Universe movies.
I have never had sex.

I've seen all of them except Captain Marvel.
I have sex all time.

All except Black Panther.
Saturday. I also 69'd for the first time. Though that shit would be a joke but it was pretty fucking great. Do recommend.

9 (streamed them all 4free)
Last night

>/dev/zero
>nullptr

0, about two weeks ago

I’ve only seen the first thor and first spider-man.
Two weeks ago.

14 I think
Two years ago

10
0

all but captain marvel and the latest one

two weeks ago

funny how capeshitters appear to not have any sex

6, 5 years ago

31 year old VIRGIN???

All of them
Last week

0
Saturday

yeah actually

all of them except captain marvel
2001

Every one except for: black panther, captain marvel and antman 2.

2 years ago.

the last capeshit movie I saw was like iron men 2 or 3

>9
>yesterday

>how many mcu movies have you seen
Probably about 10 or so.
>when was the last time you had sex
Last week

Capeshit is the most normie shit out there. Most people who went to see Endgame are having more regular sex than you could even if you blew yourself up in the name of Islam and were rewarded with 72 virgins.

>over a hundred replies
Capeshit is for incels

Most, excluding ant man 2, iron man 2 and 3, cpt marvel, WEWUZKANGZ.

Had sex last night, I have sex as much as I want, cuz young wife.

>how many MCU movies have you watched
1
>when was the last time you had sex
never. doesn't interest me

all of them
last night

All of them except the First Avengers i guess

2 days ago

I saw Blade when I was 15
5 hours ago

Everyone single one except Captain Marvel
~7 hours ago

so are you a top or a bottom?

19? Never saw Thor 1, Guardians 1, or Endgame. The night before last.

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All of them
never

A lot
2 weeks ago

8-10 of them
April 30th (and probably again in 4-5 hours)

22

15 years ago

Blade isn't MCU. Let's keep this shit simple.

Sex is cringe.

Have. Sex.

whew, so I'm not gay then?

0
Couple days ago

>how many MCU movies have you watched
All of them except Black Panther, Homecoming and Cpt Marvel

>when was the last time you had sex
Saturday night

Two and a Half(2.5)
Zero(0)

>
>

[Spoiler] peekabu [/spoiler]

[Spoiler]bo bo[/spoiler]

add '/' after the opening spoiler tag newfriend

All of them pirated
Never

just copypaste it and remove the Spike thing and put your own spoiler
I've been doing it like that for years

literally just ctrl+s the text you want to spoil dickhead

There's nothing wrong with fucking up spoilers.
There's everything wrong with peekabu and bo bo you fucking retard.

>a side hick
Is his name Chuck?

0
Saturday night

>none
>never

All of them.

2 years ago.

0
Fucked my baby daughter last night. It's her birthday party today.

Allmost them besides captain marvel, had sex like a week ago

All of them except AM&W, CM and most of Thor 2.
About 2 weeks ago. Ive also been married, had three long term girlfriends and had sex with about 200 girls overall.

Couple of iron man and edward nortons hulk
12

Thought the question was the first time. Last time last night

21, Last week.

Every one except for Captain Marvel
About a month ago

>9
>2015

all of them except captain marvel and endgame
not something i am proud of desu
yesterday, but i am a gay degenerate so having sex is easy

All of them, I clapped when I saw Endgame too
Last saturday with my gf

Same

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Most of them except for black panther and captain marvel.
Last sexy time was on Halloween.

>All apart from Black Panther and Captain Marvel
>Last night before bed

Only saw the first Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk and the first Captain America.
I don't remember. I've been married for a decade. Maybe two or three months ago?

The Age of Ultron was the the last one I watched

Had sex not once

Most of them, only missed Capt Marvel for obvious reasons. November was the last time my now-ex-then-gf and I had sex.

I've seen the original Thor
Last time I had sex was almost 10 years ago. I turn 26 this summer

5 or 6, all one and done
last week, gf

Iron Man 1/2, Capt America, half of the first Guardians
Last had sex two days ago

Every one, and I fucked last week. It was a prostitute though.

5 or 6 but mostly just with friends who wanted to hang out. I don't really like capeshit.
Last time I had sex was a month ago.

most people ITT have either seen none of them or all of them. where’s my /seen around half of them/ Chads at ? 13/22 here

No, I’ve never had sex

11

I haven't

>how many MCU movies have you watched
I went through the list. 17. A few I saw on airplanes or on TV, and then a couple I downloaded and watched just so I'd know what the fuck was going on, like Captain Marvel.
>when was the last time you had sex
Saturday. I'd say I have sex once a week or so.

>1 (Ironman)
> 0 (pre-marital sex is haram)

>Most except BP and Ms Marvel
>March 2004
Not even kidding.

All of them more than once.

8 months or so. It's been hard.

>All
>Molested as a child so 10+ years

All of them except Ant-Man 2 and spider Man homecoming.
Never.

Tell us more.

7 total (maybe one more?)
Had sex yesterday with my gf who watched end game with me after I pirated it.
This was it for both of us though. We both agreed its getting too liberal for our tastes and we're happy we got to see a reasonable "conclusion" to the series before they go completely off the rails.

like 5 or 7 i believe, the one i liked it the most was guardians 1
i had sex like 2 months ago

>We both agreed its getting too libera
So she is a retard that speaks like an autist too?

5
Never

Saw 11 of them in the theater with my mother because she likes cape stuff but have only ever gone out of my own way to watch 1 of those movies

Never had sex, but I’ve held hands before (not with my mother, I should make clear)

3, all because I happened to be in the room when family or a friend turned it on
Never because my fiancée and I are waiting for our wedding night

All of them
Never
20 years old

All but captain marvel
About 6 weeks ago

All the Iron Man movies, Winter Soldier and the first GotG movie.

All of them except ant man & the wasp
January

>all these normalcunts who aren't virgins
Thanks for outing yourselves. Now gtfo off my board

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>yikes
>I can't call him an incel
>yasss
>I know what I'll call him
>oof
>you're an autist
Go back to whatever shit hole site you came from.

No one can watch that episode and say "that was too liberal". You are autistic, a normal person will call it GARBAGE, STUPID, or RETARDED.

This isn't /pol/ or /r9k/.

All of them this morning before work

>how many MCU movies have you watched
None.
>when was the last time you had sex
Never.

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11 (Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Iron Man 2, Avengers, GotG, Avengers 2, GotG2, Infinity War, Endgame)
Never

I've only ever seen Avengers 1 and 2 in their entirety.
I've watched parts of Iron Man 1, 2, 3, Captain America, Hulk, Ant Man, GotG, and I think I sat through all of Thor.

>Let's settle this once and for all:
>how many MCU movies have you watched

21 (all but Incredible Hulk)

>when was the last time you had sex

Middle of last week.

it pretty much is at this point

IM1, IM2, Thor1, Thor3, CA1, A1, CA:CW, GOTG, GOTG2, A:IW, A:EG.

I guess that makes 11/22
Sex: yesterday.

>frog thread with 200+ replies
you sure about that?

Most of them.
Saturday.

Last night. I've watched all of them

Only 9 more years until wizardhood user. Keep going.

too many
last night

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Ive seen all of them except ant man and the wasp. I had sex saturday evening.

0
Never
Wizard powers are pretty good

22/22. Have seen 19/22 more than once
Had sex yesterday

Bonus: Have had sex while watching Iron Man

Iron Man, Captain America, Dr. Strange
2015

I only skipped Guardians 2, Black Panther, Iron Man 3 and C Marvel.
8 months with a hooker

22? There's only 21 (technically 20 since Homecoming is mostly Sony).

All of them and every show, about four weeks ago

>3
>about 10 minutes ago

Probably like 13 but just as a social event not out of desire, much prefer dc
This morning with my bf

Iron man, guardians, black panther.

Only watched black panther because gf insisted. We fucked afterwards.

All of them

Had sex last night , her pussy was sore and she didn’t enjoy it but she still let me fuck while she held back tears

There are 22 mate and Homecoming is still part of the MCU canon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe

All of them.
Last wednesday.

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>a bunch of lonely frustrated virgins
No wonder you guys hate woman, you've never interacted with one

All but like four of them. Last had sex like a year and a half ago, it’s been a while. I’m 27.

I only watched the Raimi Spider-man movies, I don't think those count. I hate capeshit with a passion.
2 days ago.

Most of them
A few days ago
Capeshit is boring but my normie friends like talking about it so whatever

Everyone except Captain Marvel which I plan on watching today. I'm a 24 yo virgin

yep I literally never kissed a girl. not a meme, we do exist

>Iron man
>GOTG
>Ragcock
>Infinity war
>End game
15 months ago

don't know
two weeks ago

He already is a wizard user, you get that at 30.