>You dont want the North do you?
>I dont want anything anymore
>becomes king of westeros
/got/ Three King Edition
Jayden Sanchez
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Justin Sanders
>Hey guys, remeber old Jamie? I'm back lol
Leo Davis
"You will find little joy in your command. But, with luck, you’ll find the strength to do what needs to be done. Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born."
>A few years later
WAAAAAAAH I DONT WANT THE THRONE RESPONSIBILITY IS HARD
Aaron Fisher
Qyburn’s words were terse and to the point, Cersei’s fevered and fervent. Come at once, she said. Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come at once.
Vyman was hovering by the door, waiting, and Jaime sensed that Peck was watching too. “Does my lord wish to answer?” the maester asked, after a long silence.
A snowflake landed on the letter. As it melted, the ink began to blur. Jaime rolled the parchment up again, as tight as one hand would allow, and handed it to Peck. “No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”
Jeremiah Fisher
>Bran doesn't outright deny being the rightful lord
>Merely says he doesn't want to, not that he can't
>"Have you considered that the best ruler might be someone who doesn't want to rule?"
I actually can't fucking believe it's going to be him.
How could we have been so blind, /got/?
Kayden Nelson
when varys said jon being a man was an advantage how do you think viewers felt
Xavier Thomas
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
Colton Adams
>go to reddit for some delicious salt at the token nigger dying
>See this
madness
madness and stupidity
Samuel Morales
>yfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos
Connor Young
>baratheons win throne by right of conquest making them the heirs
>Dany legitimizes gendry
>now he’s the heir to the throne
What did she mean by this
Joshua Garcia
Sansa
Aiden Hall
>mfw Bobby B's son gets the stormlands
>mfw Pod in a threesome
>mfw Goblina is beautiful
>mfw Jon is small but strong
>mfw Sansa shits on Dany
>mfw the LAST war
>mfw another CGI nigger dies
>mfw Varys said more than two words
>mfw Varys want to betray Dany for the good of the realm
>mfw "You don't need a cock to rule"
>mfw Jaime is one of these goodmen
>mfw teleports left and right
>mfw nobody shoots Drogon, Tyrion or Dany to end the war
>mfw Drakaris
>mfw Missandei is beheaded in chains
>mfw people are mad about an irrelevant side character dying
>mfw Dany is going to be the mad queen
Henry Campbell
Carson White
Imagine being Emilia's dumbass
Literally a coffeecup right in front of you and you don't say jackshit.
Emilia "12IQ" Clarke.
Leo Rodriguez
My absolute favorite moment in Jaime's adventure.
Sebastian Bailey
2 more episodes until Stannis returns. GET HYPE.
Luke Morales
BRANDON OF HOUSE STARK, THE THREE-EYED RAVEN, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN, LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, AND ADMIRER OF THE BEAUTIFUL
Nathaniel Watson
Best slag
Eli Collins
>ubermensch Bran as immortal God-Emperor Leto Atreides style
more based than expected of D&D
Angel Flores
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
GOD KING BRAN
Jace Jackson
How in the ever loving fuck are Tyrion and Varys so ready to betray Daenerys that quickly after sticking with her for years? How ridiculous out of character was that?
William Reed
Pretty based for reddit. It could as well be gilded 7 times.
Bentley Turner
no cock XD
Sebastian Jones
>Next Episode
>Qyburn regrows Jaimes hand with his dark experiments
>Jaime now kills most of Danys entourage with his superior skills
>Gets backstabbed by Brienne
What would your reaction be?
Carter Sullivan
I want to believe
Daniel Lopez
HOW THE FUCK IS TYRION STILL ALIVE
Michael Rogers
dude, what the fuck? I could have written a more satisfying season thus far. how is it these people are paid millions of dollars for this? what the fuck. what the fuck?
Grayson Garcia
>Dorne has a new Prince
IT'S HAPPENNNINNGGG
Bentley Miller
KILL ALL TARG FUCKING SHITS
Blake Rogers
So the bittersweet ending would be about dany dying?
For me it's not bittersweet it's quite a relief actually
Samuel Robinson
be nice to the stroke victim
Adam Hall
>You don't need a cock to rule
>Actually you do it's the line of succession
based varys
John Hughes
CHAD Pod got that northern pussy.
Parker Morris
That's exactly it
Robert Lee
Reddit SEETHING
Carter Butler
Did Jaime pump and dump Brienne so the other three lannisters can all die
Dylan Fisher
Reminder that Bran's name was always foreshadowing. Brandon "Bran the Builder" Stark was the legendary first King in the North, who built the Wall and Winterfell.
What better name to have, as the king who rebuilds Westeros?
Alexander Nelson
Have we talked about that? lmao
Kayden White
list of spoilers?
Levi Reed
Northern pussy x2
Landon Cook
>deserving an Emmy for doing stone face
bros, i think i might deserve an Emmy..
Jonathan Lopez
This reads like the kind of person who watches "react" videos.
Jason Rivera
Nothing in the show has build up anymore. D&D are literally just rushing through plot points on whiteboard forcing things to happen without caring how to get there in a satisfying or logical way. Therefore nothing that happens even if it is "big" has any impact anymore.
take Blackwater for example, it had an entire season of build up and actually mattered and shaped the world. Now WW attack and are defeated in 1 episode and the next episode it's as if had never happened and is forgotten
Samuel Price
Hey friends
So I'm watching episode 5 of season 5, and apparently the valyrians were the best builders (best in almost everything really) for thousands of years. Then their greatness collapsed. The ruins of their old structures are like the Roman's aqueducts. Did GrrM take inspiration from Rome when he imagined the Valyrian people? They are the Romans of this story?
Charles Perry
Despite not being a Dannyfag, but what's reason for such unbreakable hateboner from Shansha? No seriously, did she knew everything because of "she is smarter than everyone" or jew and jew missed few shots with Danny giving her a reason to suspect her?
Jaxon Gonzalez
>0 Votes, posted 45 minutes ago
Seems more like one dude seething
Brandon Nelson
Thank Christ this faggot doesn't have access to a director's chair.
Ayden Phillips
>be a king with limitless access to prior solutions in order to get the best outcome to any given situation
>can't fuck a bitch to create an heir
life is suffering
Eli Wright
Why do I want sophie to step on me and make me suck her toes? Why am I like this?
Mason Kelly
What if Daenerys tries to dracarys Cersei but she doesn't burn, because she's also a Targaryen, i.e. the child Aerys II had when he cucked Tywin during his mad king phase?
Jordan Foster
>NOT SEEING X REACTION TO Y
the fuck is wrong with redditors
Bentley Harris
Arya is too busy training and further increasing her power level
Brayden Brown
PODDED
Michael Jones
Nicholas Rivera
>Arya the highly trained assassin
Jace Sanders
Yes, there have been interviews where he's confirmed they were the inspiration for Valyria.
Robert Reed
Carter Bell
1st for blessed Bessie
Evan Stewart
>tfw the farmer's daughters are prettier than queens and ladys
Eli Morgan
Hello, old friend.
Oliver Murphy
This is probably the most autistic got related image I've ever seen.
It reminds me of fucking Chrischan.
Brandon Garcia
The only thing he's right about is that Ghost being fucking ignored is a crime.
Julian Brooks
>Varys says best ruler doesn't want to rule
>Bran doesn't want anything
Ohh my god
Liam Peterson
>legitimize last son of dead king
What did she mean by this?
Jonathan Long
;_;7
Jeremiah Perry
did Stannis really comeback?
Blake Hughes
didnt a writer promise ghost would do some cool things this season? fuck you you fat bastards
Zachary Anderson
wish I were AT WAR
Adrian James
>mfw at least one dude in the seven Kingdoms is still making the eight
Logan Diaz
I think your random user off the street could do better by themselves
Grayson Hughes
Are you ready for the next episode?
Logan Ortiz
irreversible
Jason Rodriguez
;_;
Daniel Jenkins
he was never gone
Jeremiah Turner
That's cool I guess. Did they have a massive empire too?
Alexander Baker
This show had a severe lack of exploring cool places. Dany should've had a storyline that knocked it out of the park. She's pretty much in "a strange land" for our Western patriarchy-based main characters and all we get is some sprinkling of coolness in S2 and then...what? A couple CGI pyramids? Where are the Yi Ti folks for those of us who have yellow fever? Where's that dead fucking city she runs into in book 1? Where are the other red priestesses, and WHERE ARE THEIR TITS? This show wasted so much potential.
Hunter Garcia
Have Theon and Sansa shared any screentime since the Bolton shit ended?
Jordan Peterson
>nobody knows the episode title until after the episode is over
What the fuck is the point of this?
Liam Roberts
Bobby B in the back
Jason Edwards
This reminds me of the deleted chapter with the Shroud Lord. GRRM, finish the booooks.
Logan Baker
you have to go back
Thomas Thompson
> been watching Preston's 1k worlds vids
>brings up a theme about the all powerful shut in
>and the theme that rulers should be bred and chosen
>tfw you realize bran becoming king was Martin's idea the whole time
>has knowledge of all the past and can see everything, he's all knowing
>can see if people are conspiring or evading taxes
>when hes close to death he can just warg into another body and control it
Carson Peterson
He'll fill the 7!
Christopher Barnes
not gonna lie boys, when Ghost whimpered as Jon walked away I felt something sad.
be a good boy for Tormund, Ghost ;_;7
Brandon Gutierrez
>more important characters died this episode than episode 3, the culmination of 7 seasons and 8 years of a show which is infamous for characters being killed off
Nicholas Cook
god just imagining d&d waking up in cold sweats after the backlash from this season is getting me fucking hard
Nathaniel Harris
>how do you go from this...
Parker Wilson
The Last of the Starks is a massive spoiler that we can't risk leaking user
Cooper Walker
David Smith
>he now has even better claim than jon
wew
Michael Myers
Jayden Edwards
>houses of westeros tired of lannisters and targaryens
>rally behind reborn baratheon supported by da norf
>gendry ends up on the throne
If only.
Isaiah Collins
WHY DID HE JUST ABANDON GHOST???? THE WOLVES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG DEAL REMEMBER WHEN ROBB BROUGHT GREYWIND WITH HIM EVERYWHERE AND IT WAS FORESHADOWING THAT HE WOULD BE KILL WHEN HE LEFT HIM OUTSIDE THE TWINS
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
John Powell
They don't care. They did it all out of spite because of sand snek memes
Jonathan Anderson
Sandra is a power hungry psycho
she constantly lied and undermined Jon
Chase Carter
Jon comes back to the far north with the wildlings, presumably with Ghost and Val (tamsin Egerton)
Jacob Parker
>yfw when DABID forgot to remove a coffee cup from the scene
Adam Green
>becomes king of westeros
Are you kidding?
Christian Mitchell
>Who cares about this shitty direwolflet, I have a dragon now
>Dragon dies
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked.
Asher Kelly
stannis
Austin Parker
>"Have you considered that the best ruler might be someone who doesn't want to rule?"
they're literally ripping off Douglas Adams now
Joshua Cooper
>7 years of proving she's not her father
>literally been burning people alive since season 3
Carter Adams
yeah its not like they're at war and people do cruel things to aggravate their opponents in war and missandei is an example of a good person caught up in the crossfire
David Taylor
WHATS WRONG WITH HER FUCKING FACE ITS LIKE PLASTIC
Ryan Nguyen
I mentioned it a few threads back but basically
>Sansa felt powerless being raped by Ramsey
>realizes the only way to prevent ever feeling powerless again is to, well, gain political power
>Jon becomes nominated King in the North
>by association, this puts Sansa at a position of power
>Jon proceeds to give up his newfound power and bends the knee to Dany
>Sansa loses power by association and is resentful of Dany
And this was before Jon told her that he's the rightful king of the seven kingdoms. Sansa wasn't a retarded blabbermouth. She was vindictive and made a calculated move to undermine Dany's power because she would be in a higher position of power if Jon rules the seven kingdoms.
Chase Johnson
>subverted
Xavier Nguyen
100th for Stannis
Benjamin Smith
How did dany make it to King's Landing when she was stranded 400 miles away on Dragonstone? Why would Euron not follow them to Dragonstone to finish them off? Why did Cersei let Dany and 20 good (formally dicked) men and a wyvern get withing archer range and not kill them all?
Henry Walker
TO THIS?!
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Asher Howard
How come everyone knows what trebuchets and ballistas are? I've literally never heard those words before last week
Gavin Foster
kek
based Pod, fucking his way through the great war, 2 girls at a time
Nathaniel Wood
"IM AAAACTING" actor deserves an emmy? i truly dont get people anymore
its like when Yea Forums fawn over DiCaprios bursts of anger as "amazing acting" which basically memed him to win an oscar
Blake Fisher
she's a what?
Benjamin Nguyen
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Chase Jackson
>enemy is literally at your front gates with virtually no defense and little numbers
>archers ready to fire, can easily wipe out enemy platoon
>dragon spears ready to fire
>dragon is just chilling, making itself an easy target, would be slow to even try to fly off
??????
Leo Williams
Sansa gave him a very affectionate hug in front of Daenerys.
Grayson Anderson
W-what movie is she playing an evil witch in?
Tyler Thompson
Except the show has constantly shown her being right on the edge of going mad, it's one of the only plot points they've kept going since like s2
Jaxon Allen
That’s obviously an actual child.
Brody Gray
people getting mad for the wrong reasons has to be one of my most infuriating manias
Jack Gonzalez
Jacob Foster
>introduces a character from the books just to BTFO the Jonerys and Jonsa faggots
beautiful
Parker Wood
Horrible make-up choices don't really help her case.
Henry Cox
jesus christ, Willow had a cleaner integration of special effects components
Easton Phillips
also made all their shit out of wood and have no water stations nearby
Gavin Peterson
they're sticking shit to it to disguise her hagedness
Aaron Sanchez
>varys the spider exposes himself as a traitor
my god has he fallen
Hunter Taylor
*btfo's Dany*
Luke Jones
that's what I'm hoping for and going by Jon's dialog, I have a feeling its what they'll do.
Carter Harris
Who shaves Bran and cuts his hair. Who washes his cock?
Matthew Gomez
she is no one
Daniel Jenkins
>Shall we gather all our forces to scare Cersei
>Yeah nah gimme 20 good enuchs
Hunter King
Since season 1. She burned Mirri alive, for taking a stand against Dany and her people after the Dothraki raped her and murdered the people of her village under Dany's rule. Dany's our hero all right.
Nolan Stewart
This is the leak posted 4 days ago,he got everything right so this is most likely the real ending.What an absolute joke.
Daniel Diaz
Sounds like they had a lot more to do. Dany's story arc has been good I think, but it has been quite slow the last seasons dealing with slaves and nothing much of note, they don't do much with it. I haven't read the books, did they stay at meereen for a long time in the books as well? I get that they are showing us her progress as an inexperinced child learning to be a ruler of peoples, but I agree they could have done more with it.
Caleb Sullivan
Hold me my waifu is dead guys
Xavier Robinson
Will she be a good queen?
Bentley Gomez
Fuckin good ending for Jon he's happy
Christian Miller
>get old
>use your magic to find a new suitable greenseer
>make him the new 3ER king
>perfect autist god-kings forever
Isaiah Sullivan
there's only 20 of them left lmao
Caleb Cruz
>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Cameron Evans
I'm going to adopt an albino husky and name him ghost and give him all the headpats and hugs that he could ever want. FUCK.
Logan Clark
Haha
Dylan Thompson
>three fires must you light… one for life and one for death and one to love… Her own heart was beating in unison to the one that floated before her, blue and corrupt… three mounts must you ride… one to bed and one to dread and one to love… The voices were growing louder, she realized, and it seemed her heart was slowing, and even her breath… three treasons will you know… once for blood and once for gold and once for love…
Face it faggots, Jon will kill Dany in the books too. He's the treason for love.
Julian Nguyen
i'm actually ok with it. as long as dany's whole "im perfect yas queen" thing is destroyed and she's shown her place by a man
Bentley Thompson
Her hair is like the worst kind of hairs. but the rest is pretty nice.
Christian Barnes
She crucified over 150 people in Meereen. She burned people alive after making a deal with them. She grew paranoid with the Sons of the Harpy. She burned the khals alive in their holy city.
Daenerys more like Hitlerys
Joseph King
i love huskies but make sure you dont get a fucking unruly one, they will eat everything, shit everywhere, dig holes all over your yard, and generally be little fuckheads. i miss that bitch :(
Robert Ward
>contemplating gleganebowl to appease the reddit fags
the writing of this episde was better than average but i fucking hate fanservice
you cant go 7 seasons with the hound not expressing anything about his brother to then an episode in advance make it some essential piece of his story arc
thats just shitty storytelling but the fans will love it
Luke Hughes
what's up with that awful makeup emilia come on you're prettier than this
Colton Evans
i'm just glad she doesn't have to be nude anymore. women are seen naked too much in this show and not seen empowered
Alexander Anderson
Am I wrong for thinking drunk Brienne was kind of cute?
John Harris
2nd best tits on the show
Cameron Perez
GoT season 8 never happened. It's a lie.
Gabriel Green
>NO CLEGANEBOWL
>DANY DIES
>JON WALKS AWAY
>KING BRAN AND THE COUNCIL OF BRONN
Did D&D just get sick of success or something
Luis Nelson
Meereen is the reason why we aren't getting the next book ever.
Kevin Johnson
they werent sticking with her for "years" You know the time in the seasons isnt seperated by years like in reallife, right?
Carson White
Jon is still dead in the books
Julian Barnes
>jon takes the black
what's that mean?
Lincoln Barnes
Am I the only one, who thinks that "Bran becoming a king" actually makes sense?
Jacob King
wtf is this shot, looks like that deer from the walking dead
Thomas Martinez
>implying he won't come back to life in the books too
Cope
Nathaniel Ramirez
>he died before d&d ran out of source material
some good things atleast
Jace White
OH NO NO NO...
Sebastian Roberts
>>DANY DIES
but isn't she resurrected later?
Anthony Nguyen
Jon X Grey Worm
Carson Ramirez
She wears fur and bathes in random rivers and occasionally breaks down crying because she can't run away from the All-Seeing Bran
We've had worse.
Christopher Martin
Luis Miller
Is happening nigga. The good news is that made everything irrelevant so you don't have to watch this shit ever again
Parker Martinez
he gets fucked by salladhor saan
Gabriel Kelly
Michael King
Wasn’t Arya’s arc about her abandoning No one and retaining her Stark identity? Why is she so ready to abandon her fucking family, she and Jon love each other the most in the books yet they seem to not give a shit about one another in the show
Anthony Lee
>Vary gets screentime
>Show immidiately improves
Jaxson Reyes
>Ser Gregor, anything you want to add?
>"Just a few things my queen..."
>"Fuck jannies"
>*unsheats sword*
>"Fuck trannies"
>*steps forward*
>"And Fuck niggers"
>*swings sword*
Aiden Davis
The way people say "turn your brain off" to apologize for retarded movies/shows, for GOT it's easy to enjoy if you just turn your expectations off. Know deep down that this is all going to be shit and disappointing in every way and so bad that even the stars can't keep a lid on their feelings. Kick back, enjoy the spectacle, lap up the tears of the retards who kept thinking the show was good for the past 4-5 years, and make funny memes. That's the only way to enjoy it anymore.
Benjamin Anderson
Why?
Christian Jackson
Then how much in-world time passed since Tyrion met Dany and now, genius??
Jaxson Jones
yes thats stupid
Samuel White
WILL GURM BREAK HIS SILENCE?
WILL HE CHOOSE VIOLENCE?
Jace Brooks
>becomes king of westeros
>can't produce an heir because he's a cripple
>after his death the whole continent is in civil war again
BRAVO
Kayden Garcia
Cleganebowl next episode user.
Robert Brooks
and right after he found out she sent an assassin to kill him.
Like okay
Tyler Taylor
>written by D&D
Luis White
In old game of thrones the mountain would have raped her atop the wall in front of everyone and then cut off her head...
Jace Peterson
I hope this society collapses so these people will be hunted like the brainless meat they are
Asher Cruz
According to one leak, not the majority
Angel Jackson
>i could not have said it better myself
Carter Morales
she got a point
cant throw in "le mad king blood" in the last couple of episodes
there is a thing called "foreshadowing" which is basically your first course @ film school which i assume dan and david went to
Ethan Jones
I think I killed one of these in Skyrim
Jason Butler
>nothing happens
>fanservice
>cringe
>nothing happens
>fanservice
>cringe
>suddenly kind Cersei
>nothing happens
>fanservice
>cringe
>nothing happens
>fanservice
>cringe
Joshua Barnes
If Bronn ends up on the small council I will actually fucking murder D&D.
TO THE FBI FRIENDS READING THIS THREAD, THIS POST IS SATIRICAL
Parker Butler
honestly missandei should have just jumped off the edge. at least then she doesn't lose her head and who knows, sansa and theon had enough plot armor to fall from the walls of winterfell and live back at the end of season 5.
Carson Campbell
Also heres Emilia Clarke's reaction when asked about the ending
Robert Young
Yes. He's a meme boy that lives in the past. Fuck him.
Brody Collins
This is so fucking retarded.
Was a good series once.
Eli Hill
She should fire whoever does her makeup.
Wyatt Nguyen
>Tyrion saving Cersei
>Jamie erasing 8 seasons of character development
>Bran elected King
>Bronn on the council despite hating politics and spending time with rich pansies
>Jon joining the non-existent and purposeless Night's Watch as penance
I thought of the worst possible scenario and set that as the bar for this season, they somehow managed to go even lower. Truly, and unironically, Bravo D&D.
David Ward
>People on Danys side:
>Gendry reuniting the Stormlands
>Dorne with the new prince and a completly unused military
>Iron Islands under the command of Yara
>Riverlands under control of Edmure Tully
>Knights of the Vale from Sansa
>The norf from Jon
>People on Cerseis side:
>Euron and his fleet
>The Kingsguard
>The Goldcloaks
>The golden Company
It's basically every single kingdom against Kings landing, why is Dany so retarded in rushing the capital and throwing away all her forces
Hunter Thompson
Stuff and things.
Matthew Cruz
I like that /got/ rationalizes Cersei blowing up the sept but is assblasted about a slave killing slavers five years after the fact.
People SHOULD have been mad about her killing the innocent guy in Mereen but that ship sailed long ago.
Henry Jones
Nope. See
Dylan Myers
>Melly killed ep 3
>Missandei killed ep 4
SOMEBODY FIND MEERA AND PROTECT HER QUICK I WON'T LOSE ANOTHER WAIFU
Evan Carter
>THIS POST IS SATIRICAL
mine's not
i will do it
Thomas Morris
>purposeless Night's Watch
How do you know there isn't any threat anymore?
Nolan Roberts
>and out of the series
She's gone dude
>You're not a monster
I don't even understand Tyrion's character arc anymore.
Cameron Thompson
Nathan Rodriguez
Brayden James
>"but it looks cool"
except it doesnt
also what was that 12 feet wall of the Red Keep?
Hunter Green
>women
>capable of logic and strategy
Andrew Nelson
Because a little girl killed it and by extension it's whole fucking army with a knife.
Adam Bailey
>>Jamie erasing 8 seasons of character development
You mean 4 seasons of character development, then 3 seasons of nothing
Robert Martinez
Goddamn, Jaime leaving Brienne is the first time this show actually made me emotional in years. I hope he kills Cersei in the end.
Evan Thomas
damn teleportation is pretty dope
Connor King
He always wanted to be a ranger.
Ian Flores
Her drunk smile warmed my heart
Carter Morgan
I feel so fucking blueballed.
The initial reaction to hearing the news is the fucking moneyshot of a big revelation
And we didn't get it for anyone. Got fucking dammit.
I wanted to see how people would react to finding out who Jon Snow really is.
Wyatt Scott
It did make Tyrion’s “its over, Cersei” speech look rather silly.
>lost all the Dothraki
>lost most of the unsullied
>lost a dragon fucking yesterday
Blake Gonzalez
Should have written faster, fatty.
Gabriel James
What about the snarks and grumpkins?
Robert Myers
>Javelins and Ballistas are dangerous for my dragons
>Better fly as low as possible all the time so my dragons stay in range for said dangerous weapons
D&D sure knows how to make every single character as dumb as possible.
Juan Parker
He dies in Cersei's arms and Brienne is forever alone
Jacob Ramirez
she's cute
Chase Foster
To add on that, Cercei hs sellswords and is running out of funds with every day. Also Danny should sack the Iron Bank for funding her enemies.
Liam Perry
That's D&D's 'style'. Build tension then cut away to blue-ball you then cut back later.
They used to do it with battles to avoid spending money on them. But now they do it in literally every single scene.
Jayden Reed
>I don't even understand Tyrion's character arc anymore.
He doesn't want regular people to die, so he tried to appeal to the only thing that Cersei values - her children.
Nicholas Gomez
Literally nobdoy is defending Cersei nuking the vatican
She'd have lost all support after that if the writers had even a shred of credibility
Dominic Walker
>why is a woman doing woman things
Camden Anderson
They took 2 years to write this season and couldn't be assed to write the Stark kids reacting to Jon's heritage.
Aiden Parker
Why the fuck is Tyrion so loyal to Dany? Doesn't make any sense whatsoever
Hunter Hernandez
All the wildlings are dead or integrated into society. All the Walkers got nuked by Arya's naruto trick. there is no purpose for the watch anymore. its just a giant frozen waste.
Brody Allen
well it might be that he's the valonqar so it makes sense for him to be near cersei at the finaly of the show...
oh wait, they dont reference the valonqar prophecy in the show do they
Jayden Johnson
she put it there. she was so mad about what happens by the end she had just given up. banking on future Solo films or being part of star wars now. meanwhile Kit is going on to be the next Wolverine. based Jon is just as based in real life
John Gonzalez
>youtube.com
>Jaime.mp4
Adrian Collins
>looks better in a hospital bed after suffering a stroke than done up in professional make-up
Andrew Rodriguez
D&D confirmed that he's literally in love with her
Landon Taylor
I laughed way more than I should of. Thank you for this BASED and also funny post!
Bentley Peterson
Burning of the bodies at the start was so unrealistic
imagine the smell, no one reacted to it
Josiah Thompson
you just know drogon is gonna destroy so much shit next episode
from what we've seen he should die instantly trying to attack king's landing, but you just KNOW it's gonna be an ebin revenge sequence where he roasts half the city before being killed
Gabriel Johnson
>Literally nobdoy is defending Cersei nuking the vatican
You must be new
Bullshit, Tyrion should be fine with letting KL eat shit. He also should despise Cersei, and he should also not be a retard because Cersei already lied to him, betrayed him and sent a man to kill him.
Asher Anderson
He's terrified of her.
Aiden Cook
She wants to take the throne by force and solidify herself as the ruling monarch in case Jon wants the throne that is his by the right she claimed for it last season
Isaiah Jackson
Also reddit
Hudson Anderson
The sensible choice would be
>Wait a year for the troops to heal
>Gather support with your new made allies across the Kingdoms
>Get help from the free cities that you technically STILL RULE
>Crush Cersei who's run out of money and support three months into the war
Josiah Davis
She could have survived the fall. A quick guestimate based on Nathalie's height (1.7m) suggests that the fall would be just under 15m. Statistically, the chance of surviving a fall from that height is about 50%. She'd certainly have a better chance than just getting her head lopped off.
Asher Russell
why do people believe this?
things still work down there even if you can't feel it
Nathaniel Anderson
It was cause he hated his sister so much, but he seems pretty sympathetic to her now.
Owen Ross
they turned the character in some cuck redditor
Juan Reyes
>all the YASS queens get slain
>fucking white men rule everything once again
Jonathan Martin
They can suck my smegma from my whole entire penis.
Luis Kelly
The inside the episode segments are fucking amazing.
Nolan Moore
>Jon joining the non-existent and purposeless Night's Watch as penance
Honestly, is the best place to live at this moment in Westeros
>Wildlings are now friends
>No NK
>Ghost is in castle black
>Wildling girls are cute
>Jon can easily remove the no sex part from the oath
>The Night's Watch doesn't have to pay taxes
>Sam could just make a school or something if they get bored
Jaxson Wilson
man i fucking hate the nigger hair and she seems to have gotten the niggerest of hairs
Asher Baker
Is this the worst armor ever or yes?
Brody Gonzalez
So is Jamie playing fir the good guys or did he go full retard and revert to loving Cersei?
Landon Brown
>he didnt see the hound brooding about something and then riding south
the rabid fans have wanted cleganebowl since season 2 ofcourse they will have it
social media will explode with "dislikes" unless dan & david doesnt give them what they want
Adrian Cox
If you can't feel anything then you can't get an erection.
Alexander Gray
Is there some hope they maybe cut out the reaction scenes and we could get them as bluray extras or something?
Joshua Collins
>ghost and tormund hunting beyond the wall
>ghost is impaled by ice spear and killed
>pic related
>fade to black
>series ends
Christian Martinez
>Being surprised by an entire fucking fleet when you have air superiority
Christian Morales
>"There's a new prince in Dorne"
Darkstar rocks up at the end to meet with the new small council, signalling the new story, a Song of Dawn and Dusk
Joseph Hughes
Who’s 1st?
Parker Harris
>she jumps
>meanwhile heat-seeking arrows all home at her while she falls
better than dying w/o doing nothing imo
Mason Reyes
>people are okay with this ending because it makes Danyfags mad
Bronn on the fucking small council
Bronn
On the small council.
No, this shit is shit and I'm not convinced its real. Episode 4 leaking is not Episode 5 and 6 leaking.
Kevin Rogers
the design in the last seasons is fucking cancerous
Bentley Morris
>mfw Cersei is just in it for the luls
Brody James
>Tyrion should be fine with letting KL eat shit
Why? There are 500000 in there who might be slaughtered.
>He also should despise Cersei
I'm pretty sure he is.
Gabriel Barnes
>Westeros
>White
Chase White
>le ebin darth vader xd
Benjamin Young
Brayden Flores
Everyone I watched it with said Jaime left to join Cersei, but I'm certain he's going to her to kill her.
He only made the decision when he found out the north/dany couldn't get to her on their own.
Daniel Hughes
melly
Blake Torres
Plato's Republic
Easton Garcia
>She'd have lost all support after that if the writers had even a shred of credibility
This and the fact that she has NO CLAIM to the throne. Any of Bob's cousins would be more legitimate.
Evan Lewis
>>mfw Missandei is beheaded in chains
not gonna lie, it was pretty sweet
Kevin Collins
He looked so much more intense in the old armour, this shit is awful
Brayden Morales
it's not easy but you can actually
Logan Thompson
memes xd
Adam Long
see
I raise you this
Evan Powell
Basically we have been mad for a while now so at least let us take solace that everyone is pissed.
it makes it a little more fun.
Hudson Torres
>Fall
>Survive with a fractured spine/legs/arms and multiple lacerations
>Never heal
>Shit yourself in front of your queen and the man you love
>Have to be mercy killed a week later because you're a retarded cripple
Yeah, seems like a great choice
Robert Rivera
Fuck I can’t believe that they killed off the sexiest character on the show.
Brody Lewis
age of empires 2
Joshua Thomas
>last word Dracarys
>not Valar Morghulis
Like, are D&D actually on drugs? What the fuck is going on. Is this the biggest hackjob of our time?
Mason Butler
just like star wars 8 and probably 9.
Justin Davis
MADNESS
Jason Young
Yeah but there are only 2 episodes left, we had to spend the first 2 reintroducing all the characters.
Carter Moore
It would explain why she is fucking crazy
Brody Hughes
They gave that line to Mel; oops! :3
Matthew Barnes
William Davis
THIS PLANE IS CRASHING WITH NO SURVIVORS
ENJOY THE RIDE
Mason Adams
every time I watch these, I am stunned at how they point out the most obvious parts of the episode and act as if they are revealing deeper meanings that the viewer might have missed. half the time they re-iterate things that have already been explained through dialogue.
Nolan Taylor
You do know bran can just warg into someone else when hes close to death right? He's literally an immortal telekinetic omniscient god king. Sequel in the far sci fi future with bran becoming god emperor?
Justin Ward
>people are okay with this ending because it makes Danyfags mad
Yep
If you had any hope for this season at all you must be a fucking lobotomite. Pissing off all the peopel who caused it to be this way is exactly the ending they deserve.
Fuck Dany, fuck D&D and fuck normalshits
Andrew Thomas
democratic peoples kingdom of the Seven Kingdoms + immortal lexicon as the figurehead
thx DnD truly subversive
Brody Diaz
Is this fucking cotton/wool posing as chain mail or am I seeing things?
Carter Torres
Right of conquest. She has a big army and basically occupies the iron throne. If people have a problem with it, they can go to war with her,
Michael Morales
>But WE are not men
Michael Watson
were the dragons all female?
Are there more dragon eggs?
i hope they clear this shit up
Charles Sullivan
But Sam is alive.
James Brown
Read And
Brayden Adams
>Valar Morghulis
>But I am not a man
>Jumps off the scaffold and is swooped up by Dany on a dragon before she hits the ground
>Disney song starts playing
BRAVO DABID
Grayson Lewis
Levi Peterson
it's not like he'd be the first retard on the small council but it does seem kinda weird he'd even give a fuck about that
Connor Foster
It's Highgarden not Highmine
Nathaniel Butler
Cercei is basically a Baroness that rules over a city and that is about all of her power. Why don´t they just leave her alone an wait until KL crumbles? Danny is already the Queen she just doesn´t seem to realize it.
Colton Walker
She's telling Daenerys to nuke the capital.
Carson Fisher
Probably the same anonfag that posted the image.
Notice the image only has that post in it.
Zachary Clark
Dracarys was High Valyrian for "burn it".
Joshua Powell
There are countless Brandons in GoT lore
Austin Miller
...
Jack Kelly
>Danyfags made the show shit
D&D made the show shit, you fucking retard, and if Dany gets fucked at the end they obviously weren't Danyfags, were they?
Fucking mouthbreather board, I swear.
Charles Anderson
Someone link that reddit post that linked months ago and got everything right so far
Liam Nelson
>give up bed in a shitty tavern 5 years ago
>become Lord of the fucking Reach
Is Bronn the best self-made man story ever conceived?
Luke Allen
Have sex incel.
Andrew Wright
They don´t want to build on it too much because he will obviously not end up on the Throne.
Noah Gonzalez
please go be pathetic somewhere else
Ethan Miller
And nearly all of them were named after Bran the Builder, Bran included.
Edd himself told Bran that he was named after the Builder.
Jason Reed
...
Ryan Peterson
Post some screencaps that truly capture just how retarded they are and how little they understand the source material.
Benjamin Thomas
you'd have a point if she wasn't going to start her murder spree by using his king blood to resurrect a dragon next episode
Luke Ross
The same reason why she just marry jon and make him king consort, or why people who literally survived the apocalypse together dont sit down and talk things through. Fake drama and because Dany is mentally ill
Jayden Wright
And possibly kill your other smaller dogs. Don't forget that.
Christian Hughes
>Sansa walks up to Jon
>She rips off her face
>"I SHUPPOSE HARRENHAL IS OFF THE TABLE AS WELL?"
Christian Carter
Yeah, so long as she wears the necklace she’s number 1
Charles Jenkins
Why has the costume design gone to absolute shit? The only ones who look decent are Jon, and arguably bran in his rapey trench coat
The mountain looks ridiculous
Cersei looks ridiculous (better this ep tho)
Euron looks like a bum
Sansa looks like a dom
And wheres the color!!? It’s all brown and black, stark colors are white and gray not brown and black
Easton Green
he's not. it's gonna be revealed he's still loyal to the lannisters
Landon Edwards
No D&D made this show shit but they were supported by loud danyfags. If there were a loud backlash to D&D then maybe shit could've been avoided and some small steps could've been taken
But no they were supported all the way by danyfags and other assorted normalfags.
They fucking deserve to be shat on and the worst finale of any show.
Jose Martin
it looks like she rules one city. if all other of the seven kingdoms decide to not give her taxes or men, what's she gonna do?
how about this, everyone else says the capital of westeros is casterly rock now. we're all gonna trade and give taxes to the new ruler over there. no cerseis allowed. also no one will trade with you or acknowledge you
cersei would just be a huge nerd
Owen Howard
it looks so stupid I almost like it
Aiden Bennett
I hate women like this. They should just be killed!
Tyler Wright
Based Bronn lives that’s a 10/10
Nathaniel Sanders
oh right ghosts excists
and jon just abandons him because "direwolves cannot into temperate climate"
i just dont understand
Benjamin Cruz
were they trying to recreate Neds beheading here? She was acting like Joffrey
Austin Jenkins
She's such a slut.
Joseph Wilson
Its not about the Balista's in the front, Euron will sail behind the dragon and shoot it down
Noah Powell
so im confused, is Westeros nearing the end of Winter??
James Walker
This perfectly captures my thoughts on this last season - got has become a straight up soap opera now and that's what most people are watching it for. No more themes, coherent characters and arcs or anyone mattering beside the named few. Rewatching the first few seasons really is painful, Gods the show was strong back then.
Christian White
why did podrick drink to being a virgin when he went to the whorehouse
Christopher Wood
The last episode ends with Lord Pod returning from Dorne after making the 7 with Bobby smiling at him from the sky and turning to the camera: "START THE DAMN CREDITS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF" *credits roll*
Joshua Nelson
Paying the gold price doesn't count.
Jackson Price
She's a slightly less cuntier cersei.
Christopher Richardson
Bran becoming the king would be a good ending to be honest. And Jon will obviously become the 1000th lord commander of the night watch
Ian Walker
hate to burst your bubble. euron kills him in the next episode.
Jose Martin
She's telling Daenerys to burn the city and kill everyone to avenge her. Basically, niggers gonna nig.
Oliver Hernandez
he forgot
its a running theme this season
Chase Young
Fap to them or fuck them if you can, let them get old and commit sudoku once they realize they're nothing when they're no longer hot.
Wyatt Hall
This is already the case. I don´t get why they are so obsessed over Cercei hiding in Kingslanding. Just declare her a rebel in her rebel city because that is what she is. Also there is no way the Iron Bank wouldn´t support Dany at this point.
Gavin Richardson
literally him and pod are the only two characters to not have anything bad happen to them right?
Asher Morales
Why wasn't Dragonstone already taken? Why was Dany able to park her dragon there at all?
Anthony King
>there is no way the Iron Bank wouldn´t support Dany at this point
>loses two of her three dragons and can lose the last one at literally any point
>army is severely weakened
>doesn't have the means or siege equipment to take or even just starve King's Landing
>everyone in your own camp wants to betray you
The Iron Bank wouldn't support her.
Colton Ross
bessie
Ryder Thompson
Sometimes it's even better because they explain something that on screen fell completely flat like Bran pitying the Night King
Angel Nelson
YOU MEAN BESSIE'S TITS
Caleb Carter
Contrary to popular belief, supreme executive power does not derive from a mandate from the masses, but from who is sitting in a big metal chair.
Hudson Barnes
merman confirmed?
Levi Rivera
Do you think Bran ever wargs into a dog to give himself a nice blowie?
Lincoln Robinson
>mfw Mace’s squire found the breastplate stretcher
Thomas Cook
Yeah, the path forward seems pretty clear. Consolidate power and maintain siege against King’s Landing until Cersei’s henchman turn on her and kill her and surrender the city.
Bentley Cruz
Your quads suggest he shouldn't be.
Ayden Hill
she should've grabbed Cersei and jumped, the dumb bitch
Easton Torres
it's an ancient trope you fucking brainlet