>be me
>be circumcised
Be me
Nathan Rodriguez
Lucas White
>be me
>be jewish
>not circumcided
>but have phimosis
Luis Jenkins
would probably get depressed if i lost my foreskin
Caleb Price
>be me
>uncircumsied
>phimosis for the first 16 years of my life
>basically have to spend a week forcing my foreskin to stretch over my erect bellend so that I can pull it back and finally clean under my foreskin (it stank)
Alexander Hernandez
Why?
Lucas Bell
If only you guys knew how horrible my dick looks because of this. It's so bad that it's actually laughable.
Aaron Ramirez
Have you seen thedicksuckers or manojob? No way a filthy diseased dogdick could experience that kind of pleasure
Nicholas Taylor
he cut
James Anderson
>be me
>can still remember when foreskin was still attached to the head
>tfw you unshackle yourself and could finally masturbate
Juan Bennett
oh no you'll have to loosen it in the shower for a few weeks, better get part of your dick and thousands of nerve endings cut off instead goy
Leo Martinez
would feel like most of the top is missing, dry head
Jackson Green
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Jayden Hernandez
>Still attached to the head
...I think you had a medical condition if your foreskin did that
Brandon Sanders
either your doctor raped you or you don't remember, it's always attached for the first few years of your life
Colton Thompson
>be me, Chad Hindu
>don't get circumcised
>bully Muslims on the internet for being
Adrian Ward
Some people DO get cut way too short, my friends penis for instance
Brayden Phillips
>be me
>go to watch Snyder's list in theater
>"yo, this juden finna boutta get gassed"
>hear coins dropping in background
>isreli girls say "he cut"
Dominic Parker
Does he have zero remaining foreskin too? That's what I have to deal with.
Joseph Wood
>beautiful uncut 8 incher
>full head of hair
>not as tall as I could be
I want to fucking /die/
Luis Young
*sucks air through teeth*
you aight whitegoi
Justin Cruz
kek
Jackson Thomas
stretch your skin bro
Daniel Ortiz
>mother: ... and we want him circumcised too!
>House: ah so glad you opted for the first moments of his life to be filled with agonising pain when it should be spent nursing with you
>Mother: agonising pain?.. what do you mean? They put anesth-
>House: anaesthetic? Yea no not really. They’ll tell you that the babies feel nothing, that they sleep through the operation sometimes. But you’ve never heard the screams.. (House appears to trail off for a moment). Oh well at least he won’t be bullied in school for having a weird pee pee. And as we all know it looks a heck of a lot better!
Mother:.. uhm just let me talk with my husband first
Gavin Baker
Circumcision is chad as fuck
Notice how all people who practise it are warriors
Jews, Muslims, Americans are the number one killers in the world and have the highest testosterone
Circumcision is polishing a diamond
Anteater dick faggots are just jealous that we got circumcised as kids
Jordan Sanders
>Jews, Muslims, Americans
The only thing they have in common is being the biggest cucks.
Jace Lee
coping cutfags are hysterical
Wyatt Brooks
Circumcised dicks > uncircumcised stank sticks
Jaxon Lopez
How the fuck do you get phimosis?
I'm uncut and from my very childhood i had no issues opening up the tip
Jace Young
seething anteater dick
Colton Allen
>be me
>not circumcised
>extra pleasure with the foreskin on.
>feelsgood.jpg
>u mad schlomo?
Isaiah Flores
Based
Luke Sanchez
>American coming of age movie
>Main character has a designated lube sock
Xavier Edwards
How do cut people even masturbate? When I'm choking my cock, it's exactly the foreskin that plays the most essential role, it's like having built-in vagina on my dick.
Juan Wright
they lather it in Lube™