ITT - Only the BEST one liners in movies

>Well he should have armed himself if he was going to decorate his saloon with my friend

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>You should have gone for the head...

>A man’s gotta make a livin ...
>Dyin’s not much of a livin, boy.

>Mr. Ness? Mr. Ness? They found a list with the names of all the jurors in Nitti’s things! ... Where’s Nitti?
>He’s in the car.

Just watched Josey Wales the other day

>Cameron is so tight if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

>He had it comin ...
>We all got it comin, kid.

DEH!

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>deserves got nothing to do with it

>ive killed every living thing on gods green...and im here to kill you little bill

unforgiven and van dammes street fighter movie is dialogue kino

>DON’T MOVE!
>I thought the police always said, “Freeze.”
>Well I’m the police, and I say, “Don’t move,” so you move, Snow White, and you’re dead.
>And I say I’m dead ... *and I move.*

that josey and indian chief scene is pure kino

Big dick playa swinging below your knees

>I'll see you in hell.
>Yeah.

>i've killed every living thing that's walked or crawled at one point and i'm here to kill you little bill

Damn nigger, get the full quote so you can do it justice. Unforgivens final scene is pure kino in regards to badass quotes

>I paid that Nazi freak a small fortune, but if I’d known what he was going to do to me ... ooooh ... I’d have paid *double.*

I love Unforgiven but Clint is an endless font of classic one liners.

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Here comes Randall. He's a ber-ser-ker!

"civilisied sceen"
"shoot out sceen"
"the indian girl"
"The girl with autism"
'Every scenes with Fletcher"
every scenes in the movie were kino, the blatant racism between the cast was funny as fuck especially granny, and damn old chief still got it. I hope Josie got back to his little new family at the end and stoped being an Outlaw

>To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

>The thousand nations of the Persian Empire are upon you! Our arrows will block out the sun.
>Then we will fight in the shade.

>WHY WON’T YOU DIE?
>Because what’s beneath this mask, Mr. Creedy, isn’t a man. It’s an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

>Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

>I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned. You boys better move away.

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Sounds like something straight from Scary Movie

>You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
>My name. Is Neo.

>The Devil has come to Tsavo!
>Oh, you got that right. Look at me. I *am* the Devil.

Brody from Jaws

>Smile you son of a bi..*BOOM*

>It's just been revoked.

>I’m smarter than Jack. I’m better than Jack. I’m ...
>*PANK!*
>But I’m taller.

>I believe whatever doesn’t kill you makes you ... stranger.

>Oooo, you got a little fight in you. I like that.
>Then you’re gonna love me.

*thor winks at the camera*
*knees thanos in the dick*
"Did you mean that head?!?!"

>I seem to have lost my cigarette. May I have another?
>... Yeah sure, buddy ...
>I’m gonna need that light again, too. And if you touch me again, I’ll kill ya.
>SMACK!
>BAMMO! BABY! I got a two-fer! That’s a two for t-
>*CRUNCH*
>Toldja.

>You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres

>You’re right, my sons were better men

>And now “God” bends to *my* will.

>Sneed's Feed and Seed

>Who's the fella that owns this shithole

>I can’t swim.
>Hahahahahaaa! You idiot, the *fall* will prolly kill ya!

which character said this line again?

>Buddy puts on Josey Wales
Other buddy says Josey dies in the end
>watch film anyways
>Get to the climax
he lives

Made the movie a million times better

>I lied.

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*Donna drops Arctor off at New Path
*He's trembling and about to vomit
(They're also basically retarded from all the substance D)
"It's easy to win."

>HAVE MERCY, I BEG YOU!
>Oh, not tonight, Bishop.

"I am the law"

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>Is that all you got, you pansies?

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>I find your lack of faith ... disturbing ...

>What’s in there?
>Only what you take with you.
>I’m not afraid.
>Oh? You will be ... You ... *will* be.

>I have dispatched 100 soldiers to Lanark. They will be returning now!
>Were they dressed like this?

>Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.

>What good is magic if it can’t save one unicorn?
>That’s ... what heroes are for.
>... You’re right. That’s exactly what heroes are for.

>[reaches behind his waist]
>Whatever you're reaching for had better be a sandwich, cause I'm gonna make you eat it

alternately
>Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?

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>The gods are pleased with you.They will watch the battle.
>Are they going to help?
>No.
>Then tell them to stay out of the way.

>You get your bony ass down here first thing in the morning, with a million dollars in folding cash, and I give you the greatest sword ever made by a man.