FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO Yea Forums

The Rock is too problematic for Yea Forums, we are a Nyla Rose board

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>Why wouldn't I watch Costumed Soap Opera Fighting Gymnastics?

>watches costumed soap opera cgi clusterfucks instead

more like nylabone lmao

Wish he struck to wrestling. I hate his movies

*blocks your path*

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Blocks both their paths

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rocky is a certified dime drawer no matter where he goes

post kino themes

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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

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is the Yea Forums-Yea Forums connection the strongest tag team on this board?

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youtu.be/3mFlukaxIXQ

Wrestling sucks now, but wrestling at it's most kino is based.

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based

Nostalgia bomb

>he never watched wrestling to appreciate the art of bullshit sold as reality using crowd psychology
>thus gained a true understanding of politics
Pleb.

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what a cringe zoomer post

Unironically cringe

>n-no u
zoomer "banter"

I liked more the brief tag team of Yea Forums and /ck/

SHE'S MAKING A SUNDAE!
BOBBY LASHLEY JUST CAME OUT OF HER A-OH THEY'RE LICKING IT

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The Mega Powers /mlp/ and /pol/ were all time greats

>Everything I don't like is zoomer
Like you're much better

Faggot, I was watching live the PPV Owen died during.

Crinfe

u mad bro?

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Undisputed Champions.

MILLIONS

AND MILLIONS

MMMMEEEEEMMMMEEEE

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This board fucking sucks jesus christ...

wrestler's court at 8, don't be late and bring 8 bottles of jack or it it'll be 80 pure strikes for you

Ding Dong diddly crinfe

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based

IT'S STING

put on my level

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queen of the keebler elves

THAT'S NOT STING ITS A PICTURE OF STING

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I'm good f a m

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she still looks good

>We will never get Daffney vs. Stacy in nude mud wrestling match.

There's a site that does on-demand type matches with their roster of girls, couple hundred bucks, you pick the stipulations & outfits & shit & they send you a dvd (damned if I can find the link now).
Shannon was on there briefly when she was still wrestling, along with (some blonde chick whose name I can't remember, but she was in PWG for a bit in like 09-10, cute too). I wanted to order a bra & pantie match between them with the stipulation that their calls had to be audible on the dvd.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

>some blonde chick whose name I can't remember
Fucking finally, it was Candice Leray.

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based

based

K I N O IS BACK

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you're cringe on Yea Forums and you're cringe here too

basis

how much longer till she starts doing porn

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litty

Who dis?

do you not watch wrestling

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Not for a while no.

What is this move called?

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