What if a nine month pregnant Anne Frank had teleported into the Meereen fighting pits during the battle between the Unsullied and Sons of the Harpy? Edition
Previous bread
/got/
Robert Carter
Parker Roberts
Adrian Flores
she cute
Dominic Jenkins
post your face when you saw the nigress get her head cut off
Anthony Evans
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS
Evan Bell
Good topic
Julian Hughes
The rape, sansa
Jeremiah Taylor
>Only 50% forces of gone
Fucking seriously
James Howard
Aaron Richardson
>90 minutes filler
>5 minutes plot
6 EPISODES
Chase Smith
Josiah Carter
WHEN WILL HBO REMAKE THIS SEASON WITH SHOWRUNNERS, WRITERS AND DIRECTORS WHO AREN'T 60 IQ?
Carson Kelly
Just to be clear: the first 45 minutes was entirely filler, right?
Adam Rodriguez
Post yfw when Ghost lives to the end and Jon comes back for him when the battle is over.
Angel Long
Plz Cersei, surrender
Jose Gomez
Lincoln Wright
Women will justify Dany killing everyone on kings landing
LMAO
Benjamin Rivera
Who all died?
Jose Moore
God I wish I was her manlet nephew
Jonathan Taylor
It's time for the Tournament of Dragonstone, come one, come all, 36 combatants need enter.
Brandon Rivera
Wait. King's Landing is by a desert?
Tyler Cook
Charles Rivera
Fucking Sansa...Ned spends his entire life letting his wife think he fucked around with some strange to protect Jon's identity. Sansa couldn't shut the fuck up by the same afternoon.
Carson Gonzalez
>"sansa, swear to me, you won't tell ANYONE this"
>next scene, 24 hours later, sansa meets tyrion on the wall
Justin Nguyen
>10
how in the fuck
Jackson Garcia
>oi fuck off ya cunt me minge is off lim'ts aye
Luis Nguyen
>mario is king of essos now
Why doesn't dany just go back?
Aaron Anderson
Tyrion betrays Dany.
Evan Taylor
No, but don't worry about it. Just turn your brain off.
Justin Richardson
i can't wait for /ourbar/'s reactions
Jason Sanders
they could've saved CG budget and made Drogon less retarded
Jacob Gray
Lincoln Parker
It seems that whenever Daenerys listens to her advisors she gets fucked up. Is she really insane for getting fed up with their shit? I'm not even a Danyfag but this is absurd.
Aaron Gray
>B-but she's only a little girl
>S-she's not like her father
>#NotAllTargaryens
APOLOGISE
Logan James
20 Good Men
Nathan Richardson
Can we just appreciate that Bronn and Varys are literally the only two characters left in this show that have had a consistent arc throughout this entire series.
Jack Moore
Lmfao seething incels
Michael Hughes
>rating a episode as either 10 or 1
god, humanity truly is a mistake
Ian Moore
>spend an hour fulfilling Burlington Bar's shitty pairing requests
dabid pls
Brody Peterson
>Maybe if I say that word her dragon will come rescue me...please..
Thomas Morris
hopefully never
David Parker
Easton Jenkins
incels are actually praising the episode now that they realized it made women mad
lel
Joseph Robinson
Christopher Sanchez
YAAS QWEEN SHANKED
CLEGANEBOWL IS A MERCY KILL AND NOT A FIGHT
JAIME THROWS HIS CHARACTER OUT THE WINDOW AND DIES WITH CERSEI
KING BRAN
COUNCILMAN BRONN
ARYA REJECTS GENDRY AND FUCKS OFF
L M A O
Hudson Ward
BRANDON OF HOUSE STARK, THE THREE-EYED RAVEN, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN, LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM
Logan Lewis
BASED JAIME SEEKING THE BAD PUSSY
Christian Cooper
BASED BOBBY B
Dylan Gomez
BOBBY WAS RIGHT
APOLOGIZE
BOBBY WAS RIGHT
APOLOGIZE
BOBBY WAS RIGHT
APOLOGIZE
BOBBY WAS RIGHT
APOLOGIZE
BOBBY WAS RIGHT
APOLOGIZE
BOBBY WAS RIGHT
APOLOGIZE
BOBBY WAS RIGHT
APOLOGIZE
BOBBY WAS RIGHT
APOLOGIZE
Joshua Martin
WHY ARE THEY SO RACIST?
Jacob Allen
What side of King's Landing looks like a shitty barren grassland? In the early season KL, a place still untouched besides the side of Blackwater, is a very lush area on all sides
This season is phoning it in after taking a year break.
Wyatt Lewis
>implying Stannis didnt have a fucking claim and they didnt support him
its always the fucking starkshitters lmao
John Bailey
What a lying, disloyal fucking bitch. Her hatred of Daenerys is so irrational that she must be a regular on Yea Forums.
Easton Lopez
>she's just now realizing that westerosi being retarded apes wasn't just an essosi meme
I feel bad for her.
James Bell
>we have u surrounded dear sister
Angel Hughes
So how was it bros? Havent seen it yet
John Ward
She did literally nothing wrong. Everyone who told her not to storm the Red Keep ends up betraying her. This "mad queen" turn is contrived as fuck.
Jose Evans
>Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? (buzzer imitation) Sorry, time's up, you're dead."
Levi Bell
>dragon flying at right angle to you miles up in the sky
>Land every shot
>Dragon flying right at you fifty feet away
>Miss every shot
Shit like this is why this show is mediocre now. Everyone has so much goddamn plot armor. Things just happen at the convenience of the writers, regardless of whether they make sense for the universe.
Remember when both Joffrey and Tywin, the main villains of the early seasons, were done in by their own awful behavior?
Meanwhile Cersei nukes the Vatican and we don't even hear a peep about it.
Luis Evans
She wasn't until she constantly kept being betrayed and her loved ones kept dying brutal deaths just to see her on the Throne. At this point what else does she have other than that stupid fucking chair.
This is the bittersweet GRRM was talking about. It's a teen girl trying her hardest to fit into the world who just wanted to be a little kid at her childhood home with her older brother, who just wanted to spend time helping slaves with her best friend Jorah, who just wanted a comfy stockholm syndrome life with her rapist barbarian husband, etc. and the only thing she's even been told to do, was to sit on the Throne or help her brother sit on it. All these people and things died for that dream, it's all she has. Kinda depressing when you remember she's only supposed to be 14-17 years old in the books.
Jayden Morgan
Fuck you prick, yaws queen coming to slay these fags once and for all
Bentley Moore
Is bronn really just a simple cut throat?
He seems a bit too mary sue to just be some random nobody
Chase Reyes
wahuuuuu, jipppiiih!
Gavin Bailey
>another dragon dies stupidly easy
Viserion getting taken out made sense since you can account NK magic shit with the dumb ice spear but now you have to wonder how the fuck Aegon even managed to take over the continent with these jobbing lizards
Kayden Young
>Gendry Rivers
Yep Dabid really havent read the books. They conned GRRM good.
Xavier Foster
All I care about at this point is The Hound and he had a good episode so whatever
Adrian Brown
So why didn't Missandei throw Cersei off where Cersei walks to her?
Jace Clark
>euron not questioning how tyrion knew about the baby
Liam Butler
>GENDRY FUCKING RIVERS
>GENDRY FUCKING RIVERS
>GENDRY FUCKING RIVERS
>GENDRY FUCKING RIVERS
>GENDRY FUCKING RIVERS
Angel Wright
>PROMISE ME SANSA
Bentley Murphy
FUCK YOU AEGON
Chase Jones
Gavin Jones
sophie turner irl: nah
sansa: diamonds
how does it happen lads. Same for arya to a smaller extent and emilia
Michael Walker
SO GET. MORE.
Jeremiah Miller
Its fucking winter you troglodyte.
Grayson Davis
I HAVE INFORMATION RELATING TO THE CLINTON FOUND....
Brandon Scott
someone please cumtribute the center image
Owen Bailey
>a story based on britain in the middle ages doesn't have many non-white characters
:O
Evan Stewart
Adam Carter
They can’t write the plot anymore. I’d rather have more comfy dialogue between characters who haven’t interacted much in several seasons than anything else. But yeah, filler.
Also, is Davos just not part of the show anymore?
Jason Ortiz
no mention of what happens to Arya in the leaks
Cersei dies by dragonfire apparently, not by her.
so what happens?
Josiah Clark
Sebastian Torres
She's absolutely done nothing wrong. She should have killed Cersei last season.
Oliver Carter
Bobby B, Slayer of Targs
Josiah Foster
APEX CHAMPION
Thomas Rivera
This needs shirtless Ramsay on 20 good men shoop
Noah Richardson
>Bobby B was right all along
Never in doubt
Austin Turner
>Meanwhile Cersei nukes the Vatican and we don't even hear a peep about it.
She is literally shoving peasants next to bombs, and they don't try to revolt.
Zachary Thompson
So who is the Prince of Dorne now then?
Elijah Allen
Is Dany a good queen?
Isaiah Powell
emilia is the opposite
i'd fuck her but not dany.
Isaiah Nelson
ALL I'M SAYIN. MISSANDEI COULD'VE JUST GRABBED CERSEI AND JU-
Juan Fisher
We didn't like it at first but now we've decided it's based/10 out of 10 because women didn't like the episode
Leo Kelly
>Blows it all up
>Takes the Throne anyway
>Rules a bunch of terrified peasants while the other kingdoms do their own thing
>Just let think she's queen for a bit
Jason White
supposedly aegons dragon was so big its shadow would cover entire cities
so like 3x drogon
Luis Walker
Aegon did it hundreds of years ago before Qyburn figured out how to shoot big crossbow bolts
fuck this show
Wyatt Nelson
love that the main bad guy is B I G A R R O W S instead of some mystical dragon binding horn very cool
Hunter Perry
>I once brought a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel. The matron says...
give me your best shot anons
Christopher Johnson
CLEGANEBOWL IS BACK
Eli Taylor
Anyone got the gif of Radmure shooting down Rheghal?
Elijah Brown
She obviously was giving the sign to torch the city. Which is a good thing unironically, fuck King's Landing
Thomas Bennett
You forgot THAT Daenerys just flies away when she could have burned then. Even Euron was shocked by this.
Sebastian Morgan
In the books yes, he's just a random guy that fucks out of the picture. In the show he was popular, so they kept him around.
Remember, apparently Trebuchets are a brand new invention despite Stannis having them during Blackwater, also that Dany's dragons are still adolescents, Aegon's were 4-5 times the size, hell Balerion's wing along was the size of King's Landing.
Liam Watson
>because robert loved the wrong woman
JESUS CHRIST NO IT WAS BECAUSE RHAEGAR WAS A DUMBASS AND THE MAD KING WAS MAD
ROBERT WAS LITERALLY SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR NO REASON BY AERYS
Owen Peterson
seems different
Gabriel Brooks
Tumblr be like
Sebastian Howard
Admit it. They handled his regression really well and Nikolaj knocked it out of the park.
Colton Price
Wait Gendry was from the riverlands?
the fuck
wasn't he from king's landing?
Ethan Collins
the rape
Jaxon Johnson
Neuprynce Ovdourn of the great House Ovdourn
Nolan Edwards
Prince Dorne of house Dorne at his seat of Dorne
Samuel Myers
>Varys wants a reluctant ruler
LMAO. Like Bobby B? Charismatic, easy to forgive, made friends easily, made alliances, shit ruler?
And they still can't explain why Jon and Dany can't just marry so people can't use them afresh other. I'm starting to think the whole romance between them was made up by D&D since nothing is being done with it and it's not developing
Logan Ward
Don't they realize that it's more about Daenerys losing her fucking mind and turning into a cruel tyrant?
Hudson Wilson
I love when they eat themselves
Nicholas Thomas
But she was saved by a singer in neutral milk hotel
Connor Turner
Agree
Fuck Tyrion and Varys. She's been playing it nice for too long and they have the nerve to give her crap for it . Fuck these two. They are the same people who served Tywin and Joeffrey and even they gave less sass then.
Sebastian Robinson
Why don't they just surround King's Landing and starve Cersei out? Because Dany is impatient and wants her gone right away?
Camden Clark
this is unintentionally hilarious
Ethan Perry
This is white harbor, but who are the three people on the dock of the building on the right?
Elijah Allen
Isaiah Scott
They got it wrong, it's supposed to be Gendry Waters if he had one in the first place.
Noah Sanchez
Where the fuck is this exactly?
>The red keep?
Isnt that inside the FUCKING HUGE CITY?
Isnt it RED?
Isnt it kind of gothic-like with many towers and levels?
>Is it castely rock?
Isnt it a fuckhuge fortress on top of a mountain?
why are they there?
How are they there?
How did they know to be there?
>Is it king landings gates?
Where are the roads?
Why cant you see the rest of the FUCKHUGE CITY?
Are they literally no comercial posts/farms/stables/whatever outside the walls?
Where the fuck are they????
Jonathan Clark
they literally killed aegon's favourite sister to fuck with a big crossbow
but it was like, they ran away from cities and hid in hills during the day because dragonfire and caught it off guard at night
Caleb Nelson
STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
Grayson Evans
YAASS
Gavin Martinez
why didnt we get to see arya, sansa and tyrion's reaction to jon's parentage? they just offscreened it, especially arya's
Jordan Ross
Have you apologized to your based Teleporting magician?
Asher Morales
So that spoiler from last year about both dany and jon dying and her daughter being the new king was bullshit?
Connor Fisher
i love her so much. in two weeks the show will be over and i will never see my beautiful dragonfu again, why the fuck even live after that. god.
Zachary Phillips
It was a solid 6
Jayden Stewart
Aegon's dragon was triple the size of Drogon, him and his sister-wives weren't retarded, and they actualy had dragon armor and saddles to control the things properly
Camden Baker
>women hate each other
News at five
Evan Richardson
This is my new waifu, say something nice about her.
Joshua Roberts
please tell me sansa is going to die somehow
Nathan Myers
Aegon's dragons' were over a hundred years old each, and dragon's continue to grow through their life. So Dany has baby tier dragons.
Jeremiah Watson
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Joshua Morales
who the fuck are these normies that vote every episode a 10/10?
William Evans
>make three hits in a row, killing a dragon
>miss the rest
What did he mean by this?
Oliver Gonzalez
So, is Euron a fucking idiot for not asking Tyrion how he knows that Cersei is pregnant? He was standing next to Cersei when Tyrion brought up the (fake) baby.
Xavier Campbell
so were ballistae that effective on ships in real life? because they were acting like cannonballs
Colton Lopez
>Ghost follows Jon south anyway
>Ghost saves Jon's life in a heroic sacrifice
>Jon cries while craddling his body
Nathan Thomas
because they've already surrounded her! look at this!!! she has NO way out!
Gabriel Hernandez
Lucas Diaz
Jon snow got betrayed and FUCKING DIED and didnt go full (re)targ because of based STARK blood
Hunter Baker
the good
>Dragon dying out of nowhere was cool, despite the idiotic "how did Dany not see an enemy fleet" thing
>Missandei dying was semi unexpected
the bad
>Dany not seeing enemy fleet
>Jamie and Brienne was a little weird
>"lol bye Ghost, San and Tormund"
>"Sansa here's a secret" "lol hey Tyrion Jon is a Targ"
>Dany and company not dying at the very end
Dylan Barnes
Darkstar
Isaac Murphy
yes for sure. i was bitching about it the whole time. literally just waiting for ANYTHING to happen
Alexander White
out of no where by the way
Camden Adams
AND THAT'S THE TEA BABY
Parker Morgan
Luke Kelly
D&D are just playing with action figures at this point. How did Dany get to Kings Landing, then retreat to Dragonstone, then get back to Kings Landing all before Jon arrives?
Sebastian Cox
He'll ask next episode.
Jackson Morales
Jordan White
A'HM NO LADY
Lincoln Perez
Who the fuck is the Prince of Dorne?
Lucas Peterson
Which one?
There's several.
Nolan Bailey
>normies are unironically advocating for dany to go full mad queen
>dany will get killed for going mad queen
>normies will be mad
are d&d based?
Nathan Ortiz
something something sweet piece of ass
Cameron Brown
Apologists should burn at the stake
Evan Perez
>Missandei even touches Cersei
>Euron and his men fire a million arrows and ballistas directly at Dany, her men and her dragon
You people literally just dont even fucking think
Jordan Young
yea this makes zero sense. the ballistas can take the entire army out in like 5 seconds, including drogon. there was like 15 of them on the walls just in that one spot, and those things can shoot very far.
Kevin Morris
More tumblr
Aiden Brooks
>PUT US IN SHOWS
>MAKE US THE HEROES
>DON'T LET US DIE
What fucking retards blacks are.
Michael Wilson
lol
Dylan Roberts
I appreciate this post friend
Evan Reyes
BASED POD THE ROD
Podrick is unironically the most chad character that ever was or will be
Ryder Reed
Dany should burn Kingslanding Dresden style and if you disagree you're a faggot.
Jacob Miller
Both are reactionary retards. At least one group enjoys what they are watching.
Chase Sanchez
No way in hell this is real.
Lucas Davis
>Salsa lies about reinforcements from the vale
>Salsa lies about keeping Jon's secret
>Literally no one, arya included, call Shansha out on her bullshit like they would have in any early season
>Arya refuses to acknowledge Dany because shes not a stark
despite being related, by blood, to the brother she loved most
Fuck this, time to actually write that Ned/Ashara fapfic for you fucks since Dave and Busters can't write for shit
Sebastian Morris
Yep, Jon shanks Dany and then fucks off to the wall.
Bran becomes the new ruler/king. (By vote)
Brandon Jackson
>women finally being treated like men
>this is sexist
Jackson Reyes
Varys "I'm sorry cocks do matter"
Landon Green
Didn't Dany leave behind people at Dragonstone, for the mining operation? How did Euron sneak his entire fleet next to Dragonstone? Does no one have scouts?
They know that Cersei is putting everyone in the red keep, but they don't know that Euron was ambushing them?
Benjamin Green
Based
Michael Torres
JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
>JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
>JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
>JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
>JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
>JON KILLS DANY IS FUCKING REAL
HOLY FUCK EPISODE WHEN I WANT THE TUMBLR REACTION
Nicholas Wilson
Theres no niggers in Westeros dumb cunt
Charles Cruz
oh man this type of butthurt is going to be fucking delicious next week when all the shit goes down
Joshua Young
Jon Snow in the books is a naive child, it's why he gets killed in the first place. Men and women think differently, especially teenagers. A young woman probably would flip her shit, a young man will flip his shit, get revenge or say his peace, and be done with it.
Juan Nelson
My girlfriend has made me watch this show for the past fucking 5 years, I had become a huge fan, even did a weekly review of season 6 for a UK based entertainment website, did mass research to delve into the history and lore and basically went through a rabbit hole of fantasy fuckery. This season has been a fucking painful thing to witness, last episode was hot garbage, i couldn't even contain my disgust when my girlfriend went nuts when Arya killed the nightfag. But i'll be the first to admit, and I watched this episode a little lit up on red wine, but yeah, this episode was fucking kino.
Elijah Baker
Robert was the best king because he didn't want to be king
Owen Moore
>Sansa acts like a bitch to all foreigners and chastises Jon about not being family first
>Jon finally says fine and also tells them a secret because he believes he can trust his family
>Goes and tells tyrion the second she could
I have no idea what to think of Sansa or Jon at this point
Connor Nguyen
no you disgusting memer
Easton Fisher
Sansa is the biggest villain in the show. What a fucking bitch.
Hunter Edwards
Is that his house?
Juan Diaz
Quentyn came back from Essos
Benjamin Myers
tumblr is SEETHING
Jose Gonzalez
King’s Landing obviously has fire traps so when Jon and dany win the fight and enter the city Cersei blows them up. Hopefully Jon is in the explosion but doesn’t die exposing himself as a targ
Andrew Ross
Jaxson Jenkins
Regression? He goes from honorable to dishonorable within like 5 minutes.....
Ayden Hall
God I can't wait for that greyjoy faggot to die.
Hudson Cook
hope she's wearing something nice in the last ep, never see her smile again it hurts
Isaiah Foster
Why the fuck did Cersei kill based Bobby again?
>White Walkers defeated in milliseconds
>Dany murdered with extreme prejudice
>he had no idea about her and Jaime
Asher Thompson
>they think Jon "wins"
Alexander Young
Those are not normies, normies don't vote this garbage, only incels and tumblr cares that much
Zachary Richardson
Too good to be truth, they are baiting.
Ryder Ward
It would be Gendry Waters. Dabid too lazy to read the books.
Charles Rivera
It pisses me off that they couldn't be fucked to keep his hair golden
Christopher Rogers
>Jamie is going to teleport to Kings Landing next episode
Isaac Lewis
>114151555
Same here. I decided to pick up reading again. I stopped reading when I stopped taking the bus and metro to get to uni since now I'm working literally next to home. I'm gonna pick it up again seriously.
Are the books of game of cunts worth reading?
Jonathan Fisher
how did they get up to the wooden platforms with the ballistas?
i see no staircases nor ladders
am i blind?
Juan Nelson
Logically, Cersei should have done it anyways. She has yet to take honor seriously, and Dany just coming up to the walls seems like something you should have just taken. She can silence the lords and people, apparently she has done a very good job of people forgetting about the Sept of Baelor blowing up and the nice queen Margery too
Luis Foster
Yes, like Bobby B, there is a reason Varys didn't murder him.
Also unlike bobby, jon isn't an alcoholist
Christopher Diaz
Based digital threat
Jaxson Cruz
GET FUCKED
SHE'S DYING
Easton Peterson
Inb4 golden company is sent to take winterfell.
Sansa strikes a deal with iron bank bloke saying cersei is dead she canny pay.
Army of the norf plus golden company secure the throne after every one else dies.
Caleb Murphy
Lmao at his soyy arms
Brayden Peterson
N-N-NO, SHUT UP! DABID ARE QUALIFIED WRITERS AND YOU WILL N-NEVER REACH THEIR STATUUS!!
Connor Stewart
god only 3 more weeks and their channel dies forever. so hype
Carter Phillips
WAIT
watching behind the scenes and Dumb and Dumbest are saying that Danny didn't know about the improved Scorpions... VARYS the fucking Lord of whispers and little birds didn't know about an entire armada outfitted with this shit?
Colton Parker
>He was right all along
God fucking bless this man
Joshua Wilson
ME WHEN I INHALE A NASTY FUCKING BRAP
Benjamin Jenkins
NOOOOO THEY KILLED NIGGER GIRL NOW I ACTUALLY HATE CERSEI NOT WHEN SHE BLEW UP THE SEPT NO KILLING NIGGER GURL IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
Ayden Price
>Only 2 episodes left
>Most of the season has been filler
How did they fuck up this season so bad? They had mountains of source material and they just go with 20 minutes of drinking and stupid dialogue and the wildling dude getting cockblocked like it was suppose to be part of the story in some way. I cannot believe I wasted my time with this episode. I do hope the leaks are real to redeem such a clusterfuck of a show.
Brody Martinez
For your shitposting needs
Grayson Adams
I was speaking more of the books and in general. If this is the end GRRM has set up for Dany, I do feel bad for her. Show Dany is written like a wet turd and I don't care beyond Emilia Clark being hot, but still.
Jack Wright
>durr it's winter all the trees died
Jacob Lee
AND THAT'S THE T- REEEEEEEEEEEE
Grayson Allen
WHY CANT JON JUST FUCK HIS AUNT
James Lee
You are a sane man in an insane world fren. No, they don’t realize. These are the same people who believe in microaggreasisions and white privilege.
Jaxon Johnson
If dragons were intended by GRRM to be a metaphor for nuclear weapons, is the ease that they're being taken out on the ground in GOT a plea from D&D for the US to invest more heavily in ABM systems? That's a bold and aggressive political message for a Hollywood production.
Carter Ramirez
Where were you when Merling Varys was obliterated forever?
Carson Davis
>comfy dialogue
I'm not trying to be rude user, but the dialogue this episode was anything but comfy. every word felt robotic
Matthew Morgan
Only bastards had those names. Gendry never knew who his father was, for all he knew it could have been some poor guy who fucked his mum and then fucked off. Him saying he had any bastard name at all would be the mistake.
Owen Fisher
D
A
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K
S
T
A
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Mason Kelly
>3 bolts hit Rhaegal in a row
>50 bolts all firing at once miss dany
Henry Stewart
This is one of the walls of King's Landing right? Seriously why don't they just siege her?
Jaxson Brown
>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The White Man's burden Khaleesi....
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to rule them
>non white races shall not despoil westeros
>goodbye Khaleesi....
>mfw Jorah Brownsbane "whitebringer" failed to kill all the Dothraki and unsullied.
"Failure in love, failure in life, failed protector of the realm, here lies Ser Jorah, he never scored"
Mason Gray
>Tyrion betrays Dany
Good
>Sansa betrays Tyrion
That will make two much stronger characters than her die to her being completely flippant about shit. Like what possible motivation could she have to kill him after they pull off that ruse? I believe the leaks but that irritates the shit out of me
Ryder Thomas
The books are S1-4 tier, with more sub plots and magic.
Cameron Perez
Meant to reply to >114151555
Liam Cooper
Wouldn't you need solid ground with all the torque.
Jack Reed
Anybody else really bothered by the pacing in this episode? It's like we went through several DAYS in each scene, but in reality it's been like 3.
>They burn everybody
>Next scene cuts to the celebration
>Next scene is preparation for the southern war
>It just jumps right into Dany with her dragons against Euron
>Bronn somehow gets into Winterfell, with a weapon, and finds where Tyrion and Jaime are conveniently talking alone
>Whoops, it's already the end of the battle
>Euron teleports back to King's Landing immediately after the dragon is killed
>Missandei got fucking captured somehow, despite Tyrion, Greyworm and the last guy I don't fucking remember washing up on the beach
>Well that's it folks
Noah Wright
THE LEAKS ARE IN SENPAI
100% ACCURATE
Jaxon Green
Cameron Lee
Targs aren't immune to fire, they still burn after awhile. Also Jon burned his fucking hand in Season 1 killing the Wight for Jeor, does everyone forget this?
He's not a Targ, he actually is just a bastard
Daniel Robinson
Ropes and pulleys dude
Ryan Gutierrez
RNG at its best
Christopher Scott
>Missandei = Gamers
>"Dracarys" = "nigger"
>Mountain = Society
Justin Ross
FROM A SCALE OF D&D TO BOBBY HOW BASED IS EURON RIGHT NOW?
Jackson Cox
>realises that Dany is losing her shit and will burn KL to the fucking ground
>gets spooked for obvious reasons and doesn't want his sister to burn to death
>lists all of the things that make him think hes a dirty piece of shit that deserves to die with her anyway
there was nothing wrong with it
Caleb Ward
Will Pod make the eight?
Wyatt Myers
Nope, she rules the North
Jace Baker
I WANT TO BELIEVE user BUT THEY FILMED LIKE 6 ENDINGS AND DANNY DYING IS TOO GOOD FOR THE TARGET AUDIENCE
Oliver Myers
Reminder that he died for nothing
Isaiah Adams
Because then the plot wouldn't happen
Josiah Morris
*lures Euron into a tree, kills him, his crew and steals the gigantic ballista*
Christian Ward
/his/ memes making their way here?
Christian Sanders
onions! onions!
Jordan Adams
And then my sides were gone.
Logan King
He need to keep a few alive for slaves and a message.
Isaac Collins
Drogon literally got shot by one of those scorpions while Dany was riding him, what the fuck?
Joseph Cruz
KEK
Jordan Wood
>Admit it. They handled his regression really well and Nikolaj knocked it out of the park.
So Jaime finally leaves Cersei's psychotic ass and intends to live up North, but he drops all character development the second he finds out that Cersei is in danger? After she threatened to kill him with The Mountain? After she sent Bronn to kill him?
Didn't Jaime burn a letter from Cersei where she was asking for help in the books?
Cooper Gonzalez
But it's never too late to stop being that dirty piece of shit...he could have married Brienne and lived a happy life....
Xavier Ross
>every one of these tumblr cunt's names is referencing some ship
lol
Anthony Brown
Brody Morgan
so based I need more reaction pics of him
Ryan Martin
If the leaks are to believed we aren't getting any more wolves dying but at the same time we are getting more wolves scenes in 5 and 6... what does this mean?
Its very possible Nymeria and her pack could show up to fuck shit up.
Aaron Taylor
I honestly sort of liked it. It kind of reminded me of earlier GoT/book in spirit. She wasnt really going to DO anything, and probably would have cooled off with age, but there'd always been tales among the taverns of the Lady in the North's animosity for the Dragon Queen. People dont always need to like eachother, let Sansa be a petty cunt, its realistic in a way.
Ayden Richardson
THE ONLY DIFFERENT ENDINGS THEY FILMED ARE
JON GOES BACK TO NW AND BECOMES THE 1000TH LORD COMMANDER
JON BECOMES KING
JON DIES
Kevin James
>You're the best friend I've ever had
>Y-you too
Was it autism?
Nolan Baker
Isaac Bailey
why didn't cersei just open fire on them, it's not like they could do anything
Logan Brown
>killing Cersei brb cousin
Asher Howard
Yes
Owen Lee
I'm not a Danyfag, I don't give a shit. Her anger is absolutely justified though. The big ice demon threat turned out to be literally fucking nothing.
Jackson Robinson
>they're in range of this mammoth crossbows that can kill dragons and rip apart boats
>nah, let's not shoot them
Sebastian Ward
>Euron and his men fire a million arrows and ballistas directly at Dany, her men and her dragon
Huh, why didn't they do that anyway? Is letting Dany burn the city part of their plan?
Jack Brooks
dany is a gud gurl dindu nuffin
Jayden Parker
>center image
Chase Russell
Why shoot a man before throwing him out of an airplane
Caleb Anderson
You don't understand how happy this makes me.
Adam Johnson
>Like what possible motivation could she have to kill him after they pull off that ruse?
Sansa was raped by boltons that lannisters worked with to cause the red wedding
What? Tyrion was literally the only person aside from Sandor to not treat Sansa like the useful womb she was?
Fuck you, themes are for 8th graders incel
Ayden Wilson
Kek
Tyler Stewart
POD
POD
POD
POD
That said atleast Ghost is safe with Tormund now
Lincoln Cooper
>implying that pod hasnt made the eight like four times already
Brayden Robinson
Darkstar
Jace Brown
Post yfw Cleganebowl starts only to have Arya teleport behind Robert Strong and 1-shot him.
>”oi, keep up houndy”
Carson Carter
>if you have any last words, nows the time
>nigger
>gregor chops her head off
Thomas Torres
They did Jaime dirty making him fuck Brienne
Caleb Rivera
Guys they filmed multiple endings and released fake leaks. Just you wait, the ending will be great
Brayden Myers
Robert was very easy to manipulate. His main problem was bankrupting the kingdom (and of course Cersei). Makes you really think about what he would do with Joffrey if the murder plot was never uncovered
He is a Targ bastard, retard.
>thinks not being burnt is a Targ trait
Fucking showfags.
Matthew Phillips
>but at the same time we are getting more wolves scenes in 5 and 6... what does this mean?
JON GOING BACK TO THE NIGHT'S WATCH
Robert Jackson
based davos teaching him the instant transmission technique he picked up on planet yardrat
Samuel Young
>Barely see him because muh budget
>Made to think he died offscreen last episode
>No hes alive but Jon is just going to abandon him and not even give him goodbye pets
Why do they hate us ghostbros
Parker Collins
>steampunk ballista boats
Bentley Thomas
...
Alexander Bell
>VARYS the fucking Lord of whispers and little birds didn't know about an entire armada outfitted with this shit?
why would he care to warn her
Jose Ward
Carter Scott
>a white man
As opposed to a black man? I don't see any of those on the show except Grey Worm, should we make him king for the sake of diversity?
Aaron Stewart
honestly, the geography of KL in the show is so fucking inconsistent. It's shown to look one way, and then another, and then another multiple times.
Luke Jenkins
Why didn't they just kill the dragon there?
Jackson Morales
Just like how he lived. Pottery.
Ethan Ward
It sucks. She was the hottest one on the show
Juan Carter
Grey Worm and Hound take out the Mountain, or maybe just Grey Worm.
The ending will be a shitshow, but I do think King Bran just makes zero fucking sense. Its so absurd.
Jonathan Barnes
Seconding this
Aaron Johnson
>He is a Targ bastard, retard.
>>thinks not being burnt is a Targ trait
>Fucking showfags.
I pointed that out, it was a joke, fucking autist.
Cameron Roberts
>is ever allowed
some people really never leave childhood
Isaac Powell
lmao
Justin Brooks
>and that's the tea
What.
Wyatt Wright
>shit ruler
take that back cunt
Chase Wright
Because he's on the fucking boat going to war... if you aren't being sarcastic
Adrian Young
That's XCOM baby!
Hunter Diaz
>That will make two much stronger characters than her die to her being completely flippant about shit.
You are missing the point. Sansa trusts Tyrion going in. Bran is the one who rats him out about the Cersei thing.
Isaac Parker
All the women will be competing to our cry each other and afterwards everyone will fight because the black women will say the white women just don’t get it
Brandon Gutierrez
God I just wanted to see her fuck one last time. Jon should have just said he wouldn't tell anyone to get to fuck her again.
Nolan Gomez
Haven't they been foreshadowing her going mad for a couple of seasons now?
Matthew Hill
bolts hit Rhaegal in a row
natural fucking twenty
Brandon Cruz
>I'M DONE SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER
>MY GOLDEN LION DAYS ARE OVER
>BRONN SHOWS UP TO KILL ME BECAUSE OF CERSEI
>GOES BACK
Carson Sullivan
...
Julian Garcia
Why must they seethe?
Sebastian Garcia
that's what marvel would do
>stay woke
Lincoln Phillips
Ian Morris
Robert was shit and everyone knew it. Others ruled instead, people who wanted to and had talent for it and even then as soon as he died everything went to shit like a house of cards. That's not a good foundation. Best king Westeros ever had was Jaehaerys and he wasn't reluctant
Joshua Garcia
Bravo
Jordan Adams
>Cersei executes a PoW with a beheading, a quick clean death
>Tumblr freaks out
>Dany burns two PoWs alive, an agonizing death
>She has also done this to others in the past. Including one of her slaves.
>No-one cares
Ethan Edwards
yeah it was alright, certainly better than the last 3
Jonathan Watson
This was a good thread lads
Grayson Adams
To be fair, is there any indication that Cersei knows they only had 2 dragons left?
As far as she can tell Dany still has a huge army and so does Jon, her strategy is based on the knowledge that Dany has the number advantage over her
Zachary Barnes
They always do this and its retarded. Huge castles with not a scrap of managed land around it. Where are the sprawling fields of farms and serfs?
Anthony Rivera
When the Cersei grabbed the hot chick's arm no top of the wall right before beheading her... why didn't she just suicide catapult both of them over the side?
Caleb Russell
>shit ruler
CAREFUL BOY, YOU MIGHT BE A SHITPOSTER BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO A KING
Colton Lee
Abandon Ghost to show Jon isn't a Stark, kill Rhaegal to show he isn't a Targaryen. He's wayward and boring.
Jacob Green
How low IQ are you? What are ballistas made of?
Dominic Diaz
This is probably the stupidest episode ever:
>only a 50% casualty rate from the battle which saw every line of defence broken and which went down to the wire with every main character drowning in zombies
>dothraki survived at all
>there are only about 100 pyres with 10 bodies on them, no mass graves
>the castle is clean and organised the day after enough that they can have a feast
>no one puts any thought into what the hell the nightking was, just some horned fucker lol, don't worry about it, how's your sex life?
>whore's son is made one of the highest lords in the kingdom because the rules of feudalism are superceded by fanservice
>a middle-aged unmarried woman who's just fought through the end of the world storms off in a huff because a midget called her a virgin in a game of truth of dare, in a medieval culture which values virginity
>jon doesn't want to be aegon targaryen, next thing tells Dany's biggest internal enemy all about it
>wildlings go back to their home planet rather than repopulate good land
>poochie also goes back to his home planet
>bronn is happy with Tyrion's promise to make him a high lord, even though only Dany has the power to do so. (He might as well have just asked nicely, if Gendry could get it.)
>everything Varys did was for the realm, apparently, even all that shit in season 1
Cameron Hill
I'll be honest, as much as I like seeing the butthurt, I can't stand the videos because of her
Grayson Thompson
>B O B B Y D I D N O T H I N G W R O N G
Christian Price
Don't forget that they also suddenly became accurate again when they started to rape the ships
Ethan Sanchez
here's the shot from Cersei watching the Sept explode from her balcony in the Red Keep
I guess the sea turned into a desert plain huh
Benjamin Nguyen
Hillary being a cruel tyrant didn’t make them realize it wasn’t about her gender
Thomas Harris
>He has an addiction to Cersei that he can't break
Literally character assassination.
William Torres
>at least one group enjoys being fed shit
Xavier Watson
he is of the night
Bentley Foster
>waaaah le ebil tumblr SJW are triggering meeee
want to know how we can tell you weren't old enough to post here when tumblr was still a thing?
Easton Gray
>dany takes a big chunk of her forces through enemy seas when she knows they have naval superiority
>somehow a fleet of ships was able to hide and surprise someone who was flying right above them
>medieval ballistas can tear through an enemy fleet from a mile away more effectively than cannons could at close range in real life
>most of the army washes up on shore, the approach isn't blocked by Euron's fleet, and the beach isn't defended by the Lannisters
>the people of kings landing are retards who think being closer to the queen the dragons are going to carpet bomb will keep them safe
>Jamie fucks the maiden fair but he needs the incest poosie so chooses the bad karma ending and lists his red choices
>everyone acts like Dany is a monster for wanting to kill Cersei even though that's apparently literally the only thing standing between them and victory since somehow Cersei has no logistical or political problems despite making Bruno Ganz's stay in the fuhrerbunker look like a holiday
>Qyburn is blindly loyal to Cersei for literally no reason
>Cersei thinks holding some random civil servant hostage and murdering her is going to accomplish something
>Tyrion thinks Dany is the mad queen 2.0, but his sister, an actual mad queen, is just misunderstood and really not that bad deep down
Jacob Lopez
I'm going to be honest bros, I watch game of thrones with my little brothers and parents together, and we basically just shitpost and scream about random funny shit now and this episode was great.
Last episode was SO shit but this one was really funny for some reason, me and my bros were just nonstop screaming "I WANT TO FUCK DA NORF" and all sorts of dumb shit. I appreciate the show for being able to bring such stupid joy to my family and it is precious because of that.
Connor Bailey
Nolan Rogers
Balerion turned fucking Harrenhal into a huge pyre. Do you believe those flying lizards would be able to do the same?
also cersei had prep time while the old kingdoms didn't, and they figued out they could just make a big crossbow.
Gabriel Murphy
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Jack Stewart
Littlefinger, Stannis, Jaquen Hagar
Elijah Myers
i unironically would like to fuck her
Christian Davis
>Ballistas can apparently shoot a high speed flying dragon in the head at 3 miles away at sea while on a ship
>can't shoot Danys stupid head off at practically point blank on land
Jonathan Reyes
She's been molesting and fucking him since childhood. He can separate himself from her but she's the only true comfort he'll ever know and that's why its fucked up.
Parker Mitchell
House Ironwood is back baby!
Luis Flores
>implying based euron isn't just messing with the mad queen at this point
Logan Jackson
darkstar and young griff next ep
Benjamin Reyes
I don't get it. Her hate is truly irrational. Is she jealous or something?
Parker Fisher
referencing rebellion, maybe? no idea.
Daniel Barnes
Fuck Targaryens, Sansa is based.
Jason Smith
books? wtf are talking about
Benjamin Allen
magic 8 ball says yes
Leo Foster
>All these people and things died for that dream, it's all she has. Kinda depressing when you remember she's only supposed to be 14-17 years old in the books.
She should grow up.
Her whole life was being a pawn by curse or blessing of her bloodline.
In comes jon snow, who can get her the fuck out of that death spiral, go gardnering and administer the land, just fly around whatever and the thing she must beat, is a desire for power that wasn't even hers.
Anthony Richardson
obsessed
Jason Edwards
Thomas Parker
What happens after you show up and burn the red keep to the ground? How are you going to keep KL running in the absence of all the admins that you just barbecued and all the records and documents that got reduced to ashes? How will the realm cope with the sudden loss of every important diplomat and high ranking minister of affairs? It's like dropping a nuke on top of a capital city and wasting the entire government, but you actually intend to then step up and try to govern the country instead of just pillaging the place and leaving. Its madness.
Gabriel Richardson
Oh so youre an expert on architecture huh incel?
A show about dragons and ice zombies isn't consistent? Well the show isn't for you then.
Just turn you're brain off and Have sex
Angel Murphy
Euron's ballistae were manned by good men
Ayden Lewis
Why didn't the peasants rise tf up after Cersei blew up the church and all of the beloved leaders?
Robert Clark
>Her hatred of Daenerys is so irrational
She was basically queen of the North and was running shit while Jon fucked about, then this dragon bitch comes around and she loses it all without a single say, her hatred is quite rational
Jace Rogers
>>Jamie fucks the maiden fair but he needs the incest poosie so chooses the bad karma ending and lists his red choices
Fuck you got me there
Levi Lee
Ayden Anderson
Well bros how do you do? Anything over 12 doesn’t count
Aiden Green
>Everything is about sexism
How are these people allowed to formulate their opinions, they are clearly delusional.
Austin Hernandez
Andrew Bell
Because they were all secretly glad that their cheap whores and wine were now safe.
Joseph Bell
Fear. They don't know if she's got more bombs ready so its best to just keep calm and let her fuck around.
Connor Peterson
It was 100% out of character and it really pissed me off
Easton Bennett
I dunno, what happened to Meeren when 7 centuries of slave economy ended overnight?
Isaiah Wilson
Idc who dies anymore as long as Drogon and Ghost survive and become best pals.
Hunter Bennett
Parker Garcia
star wars wallpaper
signed ren and stimpy drawings
i like this guy now
Carter Nelson
Adam Jones
>basically queen of the North
Cause Jon gave her that power which she wouldn't have anyway when he came back no matter what. Dany came through for them exactly like she promised and as Jon said. What's the problem here. Sansa even hates Cersei too and before they knew about dany wanted Jon to focus on Cersei's threat to them, common mission and she's still bitching
Landon Allen
The wildlings are going to eat ghost the first chance they get. Direwolf is a fucking delicacy
Jayden Martin
It got fucked? Dany couldn't rule it so people just ended up taking power through straight up murder and force
Gabriel White
Who writes this shit?
Jose Gomez
What an absolute chad holy shit
Brayden Barnes
90% chance to hit
James Carter
Talentless Jews.
Lucas Nguyen
they had them in 300 BC with the greeks
>during roman times
The largest ballistae of the 4th century could throw a dart further than 1200 yards (1,100 m)
they take over a minute to reload, and would not have rapid fire machine gun capablities with that accuracy to hit a moving target in air, nor the force to demolish a boat from great distances
youtube.com
Carter Wilson
I like anything women hate.
Asher Brooks
...
Christopher Adams
lmao! fucking SUBVERTED haha
Jaxon White
i gave it 2, blow me
Dylan Gutierrez
I want to have that cunt over my knee so I can teach her her place.
Caleb Martinez
>Didn't Jaime burn a letter from Cersei where she was asking for help in the books?
yes, and joined up with brienne in the riverlands, in the last book his story ended with him about to be executed by zombie catelyn, because roose said "jaime lannister sends his regards" at the red wedding
Sebastian Scott
would they rip massive holes into ships?
Owen Ramirez
It's quite simple: she wants Jon's dick.
Jacob Ramirez
The things we do for love... It's poetry
Adrian Davis
I mean if he rules on the iron throne by himself it'll be because he had to execute his sister Sansa for murdering his queen/lover. At that point he'll have the emotional capacity of Bran, the desire to rule of Gendry, and the haunted past of Sandor Clegane.
Easton Carter
Holy shit, Bronn's scene is borderline slapstick humor.
Connor Garcia
so it's feasable that a civ like westeros would eventually invent high power rapid fire ballistas if they never invented gunpowder?
David Cooper
kek, rolling
Blake Edwards
>Dany not seeing enemy fleet
They’re behind a mountain. This show has very little logic left in it, but this is the definition of a retarded nitpicky point. They give you a camera angle explaining directly what danys field of view was
Brayden Fisher
Margarine had pancake tits
Henry Wilson
yup drogon so clearly inside the range of the anti dragon weapon. truly danys entire army could of been laid to waste. no reason for Cersi not to, so fucking dumb.
Colton Gonzalez
This tubby fuck always gets a kek outta me
Jayden Peterson
then how about this. dragons sitting right on top of boats instead of being in the sky looking ALL AROUND TEH FUCKING ISLAND FIRST. LIKE YOU DONT SCOUT SHIT. you don't send a drangon around the EMPTY FUCKING CASTLE AND SEE ANYTHING. LIKE HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW SO FUCKING DUMB