RATE THE NEW EPISODE
/GOT/
0/10 like your thread
Imagine being a fan of the books and knowing that this is the only ending you'll ever get
2/10
Actually worse than the last one 3/10.
WHY DIDN'T MISSANDEI JUST GRAB CERSEI AND JUMP LMAO
JUST LOOP OVER HER HEAD WITH THE CHAINS
>all because robert baratheon loved someone who didn't love him back
this line made my fucking blood boil
D&D retconning lore
>DUDE... the characters have SEX IN THIS SHOW!!!
>If I watch it... I MIGHT HAVE SEX TOO!!! SO FUCKING COOL!
This show is one gigantic incel power fantasy.
0/10 no Stannis, fuck this shit
Bros...
it was extremely bad
cersei is fit as fuck with those bimbo lips tbqh senpai
yeah she could have done it, especially when she grabbed her
racist/10
white tv should be destroyed
1/10 like your empty post
The worst episode so far just a little more worse than the previous
subversive/10
Better than last week.
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
HOW WAS THE EPISODE LADS?
fucking this jesus christ
also, was a lot of the acting much worse than usual this episode or was that just me?
Why the fuck did everyone just accept Jon was the rightful king based on shit his litteral brother and his friend Sam say?
>wolf going back north to the wall, foreshadowing jon going back to lead the nightswatch..
This was a shockingly good episode, holy shit. Rhaegal got fuckin' no-scoppped, Mad Dragon confirmed, Cleganebowl GET HYPE.
why didn't cersei just absolutely fuck them all at the end? she could have finished the whole thing in one go, this shit is so dumb
Nobody loved that fat fuck. Thats why Cersei cucked him with Jaime
>RATE THE NEW EPISODE
FFUUUUUUUUUCCKK
Come back in 20 hours
YAS QUEEN SLAY
>twitter.com
what did she mean by this ?
>Ballistas fly a mile and still have enough force to completely pierce both sides of a ship
Lead the nightswatch to do what? Keep the wildlings out?
they dont understand how balistas worked on any level or why they were not on ships or how military technology works
May I get a summary of what happened in the episode
no, you just like to whine
5/10.
Why wouldn't Cersei just blast down Tyrion? This show has jumped the shark desu
9
I'm depressed, this show gives me no excitement anymore. I'm moving on bros
We're all Bobby B deep down. And Lyanna loved him at one point, then Rhaegar happened, a Bobby B, that wasn't Bobby B.
Again, we're all Bobby B deep down. You know its true.
there wasn't a rebellion because robert was angry, there was a rebellion because there was an insane king executing people without a trial
you mong
Don't need the Watch anymore though, wildings are peaceful and the WWs are dead.
DABIB, WE FORGOT ABOUT GHOST
who?
THE DOG DABIB
oh he just went back to his home
THATS BRILLIANT DABIB
START THE BOBBYPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>There must always be a night king
>Jon goes back to the watch
BASED
She has wildfire placed around the keep. You can literally see them plain as day in multiple shots. She wants Daenerys to kill everyone.
She's completely right, you know.
How does Drogon destroy Euron's fleet when Euron's batistas just killed the other dragon and made him flee?
Also, any weebm requests?
They destroyed Jaimes 10 year character arc in 5 seconds. They turned Dany into the targ meme everyone has known since the first episode. Probably the laziest writing I've ever seen.
It just feels rushed to me, and botched.
Like this season they are trying to button everything up while it really should have been drawn out longer.
lead the wildlings
Everyone finds out about Jon Varys decides to betray Dany.
Dragon dies.
Jamie and Brienne Fuck.
Jamie then leaves.
Missandei gets caught and beheaded.
That's it.
I rate it
>Flying in the sky riding dragons and being unable to see a fucking giant fleet and it`s fucking giant flagship/10
BRAVO DABID
robert knew right?
-nis
LEAKS CONFIRMED REAL
LEAKS CONFIRMED REAL
LEAKS CONFIRMED REAL
The official teaser shows other points mentioned in pic related:
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HAHAHA the tears are flowing pre episode 4 and now are increasing post episode 4. They know their dream is over.
only really good part was Jon looking over at a seriously injured ghost before riding away to really sad music.
Were the leaks true?
can anyone here make a Daenerys version of this meme
Another Stark woman fucks with a Baratheon.
Lel what the fuck was with a bunch of ballista tearing apart a ship worse than an age of sail cannon broadside...
The ending to this show is going to be so obvious. Dany will become the le targ mad king and Jon will kill her, Jaime and Cersei will die together because they're family right? Lmao this show is so retarded.
7.5/10
How did they capture Missandei? There would have been hundreds of people in the water after the ships sank, they just knew to look for a black chick? Why would they even know who Missandei is?
There isn't a number low enough in existence to properly rate this episode with.
Bros why the fuck is she so hot this season? I find her slag actress repulsive irl but I can't take my eyes off Sansa this season wtf
Where the fuck does Daenerys keep getting ships from, Euron should have destroyed them all by now?
for you
You're too fat for your Bobbyposting.
yes
>marriage between Jon and Dany are infeasible.
WHY IS IT SO HARD
WHY DO ONLY VARYS AND TYRION BRING IT UP
DANY ADMITS TO LOVING JON AND HE HER
JUST FUCKING MARRY
THERE IS
LITERALLY
NO FUCKING REASON FOR THIS
FUCKING TARG SHITS
Euron constantly proves himself as the true MVP. I cant remember how many times hes burnt the enemy fleet down but its had to have been like 3 fucking times by now. I dont know where they keep getting ships. Motherfucker is tied with the night king on dragons slain.
Eight people bitch. Two have proof, the rest trust them and the people they heard it from.
>ruined
>thinking this isn't some ruse to get back and kill Euron and Cersei
>MAD QUEEN IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
BRAN KNOWS THE TRUTH
>MAD QUEEN IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
BRAN KNOWS THE TRUTH
>MAD QUEEN IS A BAIT AND SWITCH
BRAN KNOWS THE TRUTH
Why don't Anons tweet spoilers at these idiots?
>*teleports behind you*
>*Presses play on iPod nano
>*Psychosocial by Slipknot starts playing*
>"Pshh, nothing personnel, flying reptilian Theon."
>*Teleports back to King's Landing*
>*teleports his finger up Cersei's Bum."
>"Dunno why everyone wants their hands on Iron Throne, I've got the Bronze throne right here."
>PSYCHOSOCIAL PSYCHOSOCIAL
>They destroyed Jaimes 10 year character arc in 5 seconds.
Are you incapable of nuance? Jaime is going back to the capital to kill Cersei. He gave the "I love her" schpeil to Brienne so she didn't insist on following him.
Also holy SHIT was Bronn based in this episode. What a mad lad.
>85 minutes of nothing/sex
>5 min of plot
0/10
>You're beautiful
you trying to tell me bronn's delivery of the lines wasn't fucking weird?
>read the leaks
>couldn't stop laughing at the clown world
>tfw Dabid actually is executing the insane shit really well and the episode was actually good
He's fucking back lads. I cant believe the turn that events have taken.
My boy Pod with two northern girls in the backgrouns
See you next week.
>crushing defeat last episode, that only became a last minute victory because nothingpersonnel only lose 50% of their units
>unceremoniously killing rheagal
>Absolutely killing Jaimes entire purpose and arc with only like 20 words after he gets a taste of that tallpussy
>fuck ghost, apparently
>creepy Euron face noises when he spergs out about his baby
Women will literally justify killing a whole fucking city because things didn't go their queen's way.
holy fuck
>The new prince of Dorne
FUCKING
WHO?????
WHO???
WTF I love this episode now.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
Varys already brought up why: Jon doesn't want to marry his aunt. He's a Stark, not a Targ
AZOR AHAI REBORN
BOW YA SHITS
D&D killings niggers, browns, destroying feminist dreams, and making rape fashionable again.
Are they, dare I say it, /our/ Jews?
idk why, i normally think she's pretty gross but a few shots in this last epi she was pretty hot
TYRION WILL BE KING
>TYRION WILL BE KING
TYRION WILL BE KING
>TYRION WILL BE KING
TYRION WILL BE KING
>TYRION WILL BE KING
TYRION WILL BE KING
>TYRION WILL BE KING
TYRION WILL BE KING
>TYRION WILL BE KING
TYRION WILL BE KING
>TYRION WILL BE KING
TYRION WILL BE KING
>TYRION WILL BE KING
TYRION WILL BE KING
>TYRION WILL BE KING
>black people on Twitter seething at Missandei's death
Actually howling lads.
>King Bran
Such a weird fucking turn to make. Like this is the moment you say fuck the throne and make a republic of elected officials or something if they don't have a good ruler.
I guess the idea is they are pushing "well if Jon doesn't want the throne, we can force it on him. It doesn't matter if he says he doesn't want it" so they can swerve and make Bran king under the same logic.
>me no Bran, me 3ER
>don't care, sit on throne
>k
Bran's arc is actually worse than anyone elses, even Jon. He doesn't do anything and somehow ends up as King
She has peaked.
CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL
So Arya does nothing in KL despite going there with The Hound and saying she has unfinished business?
>Gendry starts a war to win her back
>A Sonnet of Wind and Earth
See you in bed.
:3
probably some random nephew
so I guess this is how it all ends then, legit.
leaks were right
don't look at this picture if you don't want to be spoiled
>missandei died with chains
Imagine fucking a woman so ugly that you need to clean your dick with your sister's vagina right after.
...And That's A Good Thing. Here's Why.
The writers closed holes in the laziest of ways just to show reddit that “we didn’t forget!!!”
>man, that lord of light sure is weird
>goodbye everyone north, probably too late to involve Sam, Ghost, and Tormund in the plot down South
>violent civilian unrest? Nope! Magic crowd control despite kings landing trying to rebel countless times even before Cersei blatantly blew up the literal GoT Vatican
>”most people don’t care who sits on the throne” -most people are fucking dead or have been involved in the war at some point already- except for dorne- but fuck dorne apparently
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> D&D wouldn't do this
hard cope
>why didn't cersei just absolutely fuck them all at the end? she could have finished the whole thing in one go, this shit is so dumb
Probably the same reason Dany didn't just fly Drogon way up in the sky and have his ass dive bomb those limited arc weapons.
>Try to tell people about Targaryen fucking shits
>no one listens
>Targaryen fucking shits start burning people
>#NotAllTargaryens
>Start a war (and win) to remove targaryen fucking shits
>Spend the next 15 years preching the truth about targaryen fucking shits
>"bobby u are obsessed, times change, have sex, not all targaryen"
>was right all along
APOLOGISE.
APOLOGISE TO YOUR KING YOU SHITS
Because his brother is fucking pure knowledge in the flesh. He literally knows everything.
Sansa transformed in one episode from fancy dresses to black death slayer armor. Bronn transformed in one episode to angry as murderous bastard fuck at the lannisters. Jaime becomes lover of giantesses, and then back again. Everyone loves Dany, oh wait no we don't fucking bitch kill her. Come on let's wrap this shit up lads. 10/10.
>forgetting about the dead Starks
Yes the acting and writing has gotten so bad in this show, everything feels so clunky like everyone was panicking and had no time to finish the show
Why were Tyrion and Varys conspiring against Dany IN THE THRONE ROOM
So... that was it for Tormund? He's out of the show? I expected him to die heroically last episode, and I'm glad he's alive, but is this really going to be his last major appearance? That's so fucking underwhelming.
DESPITE BEING 13 PERCENT OF THE WESTEROS POPULATION, UNSULLIED MAKE U-
i fucking hate this yass kween shit that completely overrides everything else
Grey Worm was a million times better then kelly in that scene
do the leaks seriously say bran is going to be king? how the fuck does that work
I was more concerned on why they willing to give away Riverrun like a prize. Did they forget Radmure is still alive?
WHY DIDN'T DANY TORCH THE BOATS MADE OF FLAMMABLE WOOD?
HOW COULD EURON CAPTURE MISSANDEI OUT FROM ALL THE PEOPLE THAT GOT SUNK ON THE DESTROYED SHIPS?
WHY JAIME HAS TO LEAVE FOR MUH CERSEI WHEN HE WAS FINALLY GETTING HIS HAPPY ENDING?
WHY IS SANSA SUCH AN UNTRUSTWORTHY “LE SMARTEST PERSON” BITCH?
DABID
And how does this person know what's going on at HBO studios?
fuck my fucking ass senpai
Watching those ballistas splinter the ships in half like they were getting hit by cannonballs was hilarious. David, didn't you know ships rammed each other until the invention of gunpowder.
>Bran becomes King
God this cant be true
Nigga you have Targ blood in you.
I actually liked the symbolism of Jon leaving his battered Stark past behind and embracing his inner Targ.
Lol you guys fuckin know Jaime is going down to kill Cersei right? Dumb as hell that everyone is bitching like he's joining up with her
Why even have a fucking /got/ when you niggers fill up the entire board?
>Varys has been team Dany for years now
>finds out Jon is a targ
>”yeah let’s kill Dany”
Holy shit this shit is so rushed
>magic ballistas outfitted on 10 ships able to reload 20x a minute
Why did Europeans even have gunpowder lol, just have magic ballistad
*inhales*
*exhales*
*inhales*
*exhales*
*inhales*
*exhales*
and once again sansa proves herself to be the dumbest cuntiest fucking airhead in the entire series
Literally most boring ending
10/10 for me. Pure GoT kino is back on the menu boys.
5/10
Sansa a little chunky but I ain't mad tho/10
The freedom to be in chains was all she really wanted.
Ok but why on earth would Tyrion work out a deal with his sister? Makes no sense, and if the reasoning is 'muh family' then that'll be fucking awful considering what that family's become and done to itself.
6/10
BEST EPISODE OF THE WHOLE SEASON
BUT IT'S STILL A SUBPAR PIECE OF SHIT WITH TERRIBLE DIALOG
MANG REMEMBER WHEN TYRION AND VARYS WERE SMART?
pretty much it's a weird kind of feel
He'll kill the other dragon next episode and surpass the Night King.
BOAR WINE, YOUR GRACE?
>promised movie length episodes
>not even 80 minutes
He's a magic time wizard, does it matter?
CAREFUL NED CAREFUL
6.5/10
better than the last one at least
are you an underagefag?
anyone have a link to a direct download? my torrent is crawling.
youtube.com
New Dabid meme material lads.
Here's another thought - Rhaegal was tagged BEFORE Euron's ships sailed into sight. So they had to have someone aimed the ballistas over the rocks they were behind and hit a moving, highly agile target WITHOUT alerting them to their position.
THE KING IN THE NORTH OF THE NORTH
>lol why didnt Cersei just kill them all
Cersei has a grandiose image of herself as a Tywin-esque chad ruler and wouldn't do shit like that if she had the upper hand, which she does.
>We're supposed to believe that Mereen is still a functioning democracy right now
9/10 unironically
>the shut-in incel becomes king in the end
BASED and BARATHEON-PILLED
Nuclear Cersei vs Nuclear Dany is unironically a good finale
fuck the night king lmao
I thought the episode was poop. I would rate the new episode poop.
>Injured
>Seperated from his master
But he's still alive and he's safe and comfy in the north, meanwhile a dragon dies to some fucking arrows and when in the final episode Jon will come back for him.
The starks fucking won.
Isn't it cool you can see the hair root under the skin on your balls.
post caps.
>no mention of Jon's true mother this episode
I sleep
Cersei gave it, and Edmure is North-allied. The idea there is to kill him and give it to Bronn
It's the pseudo-bdsm clothing she has on.
Also her eyes tell you of the rape
>was beautiful
NED PLEASE JUST FUCK MY SISTER, THE DAYNE BLOODLINE NEEDS TO LIVE ON
IM SWORN TO THE KINGSGAURD NED, I CANT HAVE CHILDREN. PROMISE ME NED, PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL FUCK MY SISTER
HIS MOTHER IS STILL A STARK
BASED BRONN
>BASED BRONN
BASED BRONN
>BASED BRONN
BASED BRONN
>BASED BRONN
BASED BRONN
>BASED BRONN
I'm disappointed in ways I didn't even think possible.
SO GET MORE
It's like a jew, a jew knows a jew and sometimes are the greatest opponents of jews.
Was it legitimately worse than 8x03? Haven't watched it yet. Didn't think a single episode could get any worse than that
SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS
Shit episode aside, can Stannisbros and Bobbybros at least be happy that the Baratheon line is back in business?
This episode was better than last one because the niggres got beheaded, very based.
what is dead may never die
what if they ruined the show on purpose so that more people would buy the books, as a favour to George?
>it's another 90 minutes of nothing and 5 min of plot episode
WHY WASTE TIME ON NOTHING
1/10 for sad dire wolf
B A S E D
>There must always be a Lic... A Night King
No Night Bran yet 2/10
But hey let's get some more siege of evil wine aunt, that was worth 8 years of hype
KEK
>Dany forgot about Euron but he didn't forget about her
I was initially seething at Jaime's regression but Nikolaj and the script sold it really well. I liked the scene where ge GTFOs a lot. He's a fucking broken man
AAAAAAAAAAAAH DAENERYS SAVE ME
LEAKS are not 100% accurate. Jaime does not betray the north. I doubt many people know what happens next, HBO would literally kill the leakers of the next two ep.
Tyrion would never ally with Cersei, because they both hate each other more than anything, so this makes no sense.
this is what i was expecting the whole time
cersei even wrapped her arm around missandeis, she couldve easily grabbed onto her clothes and pulled them both off
based
>people applauding the assassination of Bronn's character in one scene
Off yourselves
You got fat, all that Targ madness in you.
it's worth remembering while the show values operation get behind the darkies massa jawge looks out for 'em. to cite just one example that greedy fat fuck strong belwas certainly is not white
bs, all the leaks this season have been accurate.
Still no Stannis/10
>The new prince of Dorne
Fucking who?
shit taste, this was one of the best episodes since s4
Not nearly as bad as that.
Wtf this season is 10/10 now
How did they get back to Dragonstone when Euron had it surrounded?
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
GET HYPE
Literally the only thing I want to see at this point
BOBBY B FINALLY VINDICATED
Reminder that Bobby B was absolutely 100% right about everything and did nothing wrong
If it werent for Ned's Arrynfaggotry and Barristan selmy's whiteknighting the HOARRR would be ded
6/10
The scene with Tyrion and Varys was genuinely great and actually immersed me in the show for the first time this season. Ruined by the utter stupidity of standing in the open when Cersei would FUCKING SHOOT THEM
Looks like the Yara destroying Euron leak is real too. He's clearly reacting to something she is doing in the trailer.
Im so fucking sick of you cunts always saying the episode was trash right after you spent 2 hours not blinking a single time to catch every details and then process to talk one week straight about how the next episode gonna unwrap
Stop acting like children YOU LYING FREAKS and be possitive for once
BRANDON OF HOUSE STARK, THE THREE-EYED RAVEN, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN, LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM
She's been acting increasingly bloodthirsty and has basically refused to listen to her advisors for two seasons now. I don't blame him for wanting to kill the bitch.
Why aren't the countries across the Narrow Sea taking advantage of Westeros now? It seems like an easy conquest. Some up-and-coming city state could probably take it over at this point.
>Clarke revealed to Vanity Fair that she's already filmed her final Game Of Thrones scene. “It f*cked me up,” she said of her last moment on the show, in no way revealing whether she makes it all the way to the Season 8 finale or not. “Knowing that is going to be a lasting flavor in someone’s mouth of what Daenerys is ...." And with that she trailed off, unable to say anything more.
So what is gonna end up doing?
Noh.
How did Euron's fleet hit Rhaegal in vital spots at practically a mile away but they couldn't hit Dany and Drogon when they were flying straight for them
Did their dead eye meters run out
Is Arthur Dayne the Chris Redfield of GoT?
So far it's been the best episode of the season.
Much better than ep3 but still with some flaws.
7/10
So which one is it?
best episode of the season so far
still a piece of shit
imagine thinking this
>no mention of Arya
>Bronn on the council
They had the leaks for episode 4 and made up shit for 5 and 6
RACISTS BTFO HILLARY WILL WIN
>not dead
>fucking off back south away from these other fags
>Sansa still wants his dick
Good episode
Quentyn Martell.
>drunker and drunker
ITS MORE AND MORE DRUNK, YOU INBRED FUCKS
I staunchly believe the leaks are only accurate within one episode of prediction; aka, BRAN isn't going to be king, but
ARYA YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL
Based jaime hitting that shit and being like nah fug dat I need my ex back
Didn't they spend 2 years on this. what a clusterfuck
Then why blow up the sept? It's the same situation - all her eggs in one basket with the instant problem solver.
Yes, the writing and plot went downhill when the source material ran out.
But this episode was actually quite pleasant to watch compared to the last 3.
Action plus plot development.
Minus the random jumps of time. Like wtf was that
>FIRST OF HIS NAME
10/10 let the normies and kino fags cry
BASED. You can't always get what you want and that's the fucking point. Grow up.
Add the 400 dudes Mance sent over the wall
Would it be worth mentioning I have never found Precious Dany/Emilia Clarke more attractive than in those two shots?
Ellaria
kek, D&D finally delivered something great.
>they didn't have any character to take it up (RADmure riverlands, Robin Vale, Gentry Stormalnds, Tyrion Westeralnds, Bronn Reach), so they just threw in a new prince without any explanation
idk bro but i know what you mean, hot as fuck
>literally nothing of note happened the entire episode
Why didn't Cersei just kill everybody there???!?!?
>tumblr being based
huh?
I wish this is how the show would end.
Did you forget that Dany fucked those up too?
NED
but of course
>Does anyone know who the lord of storms end is
fuck you D&D but i still kekd
>implying GRR isn't just gonna copypaste the last episodes to save himself work
He's always made it clear his real loyalty was to the realm and the people within, not the king/queen.
What i like is how D&D completely disregard the fact that technically speaking Gendry now has a stronger claim to the throne that either dany, jon or cersei
No, it was literally better than ep 3
>Threatens two of the Lannisters with a crossbow.
How is he not dead after taking 5 steps out the door? Why does he believe he is safe from harm after pointing a weapon at two fellow nobles? He didn't even have any guards with him.
Euron's aim-bot and speed hacks lagged a bit.
GOOO RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL!
delusional.
Can't believe I started watching this shit like 7-8 years ago? honestly, I don't regret it because they first 4 seasons were simply a masterpiece, but GoT should have died just like Rome did after 2 seasons due to a fire. Better sooner and uncompleted than turning into this rushed hollywood joke fest
They had 2 years for this season btw
she could just fuck off back to mireen and still rule as queen
Cercei's reputation is bad enough without breaking guest right or whatever it is
Why does she hate Dany so much? Is she really lusting after Jon?
>"Why her?"
It kinda looks personal to her.
Why would you want MORE of this suffering
LET'S SEE IF THE DEFENSE FORCE STILL EXISTS WHEN YAAS QWEEN GETS SHANKED
No, Dany is coming straight down above the fleet so they can't aim up.
3/10
Too many situations where I thought "why wouldn't they just do this?" Writing is awful as always. Felt literally 0 impact from Missandei's death. Bron was completely out of character and that scene was shit. This show is so soulless, jesus christ.
I liked it 7/10.
#cocksmatter
a Monty Python Holy Grail musical number
>more filler before /ourguy/ returns from the dead
kek
>ded lizard not of note
>cucked out of his inheritance again, this time by a bastard
S-s-show me the body!!!
Much better than I expected.
Still shit compared to the early seasons though.
its 10/10 for normies fucking idiot
clichés
they continue to please the retarded
not surprises
THey were calibrating for like 3 hours for the first shots
>Sansa literally, LITERALLY tells the first man she sees
Nick Jonas digger her into a hot slag
that's in no way based
Yes which is why it’s baffling as to why it turned out this way
I hope she goes in a bunker underground when the blonde privileged cunt gets stabbed by the lowborn bastard that had to work hard all his life.
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR BOAR?
How does Drogon destroy Euron's fleet when Euron's batistas just killed the other dragon and made him flee?
how the fuck did he even get in there? that was the weirdest fuckin scene
WHAT THE FUCK IS SANSA PROBLEM SHE JUST FUCKED IT ALL UP
>6 episodes
>Wait till the dragons and competition are all dead
>Move in for a slave raid
>Westeros becomes Slaver's Bay 2.0 thanks to Volantis and Lys
>she's a 'cat lady'
Women and cats really go together well don't they, both selfish insufferable bastards
I had a dream I was making out with Sophie the other day. I woke up though. Boy was I seething.
Still coming over for dinner in 3 fortnites, yes?
Specifically, you need to be White and a Man to be fit to rule
based
His reunion with Sansa took 4 episodes to happen but it felt heartwarming still. I'm satisfied with it and thats the best I can say about this episode
Fun episode desu. Funny seeing the femdrones on Twitter seething. Can't wait for next week.
lmfao who would have thought Euron of all people would end up being the biggest Mary Sue
>Goblina, ur beautiful. Would you be my waif?
Not sure what the plebs are on about, it's at least got some human conflict and some entertaining dialogue. It was probably best of the season so far at 7/10. Not 1-4 quality, but maybe season 6 quality.
Her back was completely against the wall when she blew up the sept AND she had been walked through the streets naked, getting stoned and shit thrown at her
I wish you good dracarys in the wars to come.
Checks out. Bran wins. What the fucking fuck even is this?
Wildlings don't care about petty wars between Kings and Queens. It makes sense that they go back now that the WW are dealt with.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
surprisingly good/10
"Drunker and drunker" should be their new name, it would explain the fucking scripts while allowing us to keep using the D&D abbreviation.
Best episode so far, very few bullshit moments. The ending was bullshit because cersei could've just killed them, but we'll find out later that tyrion has been conspiring with cersei all along
This whole episode was leaked dude, so was the last one.
Frikidoctor who is currently being sued by HBO says that Tyrion is on trial for betraying Dany.
He said this before episode 1 aired.
Haven't read the books and haven't watched the show since the end of season 5. Isn't that line technically true? Robert dies, Cersei usurps the line of succession, Ned realizes the truth - dies - chaos ensues.
Best episode of the season. 2/10 still shit glad the nigger got btfo
How many times did he practice in his trailer, lads
REmake normal looking Chris or RE5 steroid version?
nth for Stannis
THE BELLS! THE BELLS!
its no longer plot armor, its plot forcefield.
I absolutely loved this episode. Best one since Season 4, for me.
Inside the Episode states that Sansa told Tyrion the truth because she's a student of LF and it was to fuck Dany over.
He's the macguffin murderer.
NO ONE CAN HAVE JON BUT SANSHA
>oh no people will question my leadership when my enemies are fucking dead
>PROMISE ME SANSA
Where did Qyburn go?
>closed holes in the laziest of ways just to show reddit
Yeah, user. I'm sure that's what it was all about.
>shit writers ruining like 10 years of buildup
I feel sorry for anyone following this trashfire
Even LOST didn't fall of this hard
FRESH BREAD
>any weebm requests?
Seething Dany with a caption that reads SEETHING below
>literally 5 minutes of plot
everything before the cersei meeting was filler.
HAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
plebs are tards, this was a pretty good episode and much better than most of the shit since s5.
But that was true?
So dragons are 100% worthless now right? How can drogon come back from this?
Also can there be future dragons if drogon isn't pregnant?
IIRC He said he may see Jon again
4d Chess
>LOL your sister is gonna die
was it all it took also to get Jaime to betray Dany
What fucking side of King's Landing is that ugly and barren?
Who is it?
she really is a dumb slag. it’s not a meme.
Absolutely boring.
Especially Jon just fucking off back to the wall after all this shit.
God I hope this shit isn't true.
I didn't think it could get worse than last week, but boy was I wrong. I am glad they pushed for longer episodes to use it for retarded ass fan service.
Confirmed leaks are true, betting sites all closed.
Anything happens to Drogon? Does he die? For all three Dragons to die, Daenerys has to die as a follow up.
This, episode 3 was a disappointment but clearly they just want to hate everything
She saved the seven kingdoms by snitching to the imp, now based azor jon will have to kill that cunt dany.
This.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
Do these people don't have guards or something?
Does anybody do his job anymore?
fuck off contrarian
Who died? I'll be damned if I watch another episode.
i dont think is the acting it self, the problem is that their lines are stupid so they dont have enought to work with
Doesn't matter.
A cuck to the very end, just like Leon.
GODS THAT WAS A STUPID EPISODE
>The show is so ambiguous, the plotline so ilogical, that those who shun or praise the show cannot disprove the other
truly a mastermind job by dabid.
She'd still have to deal with John snow
The "LEON PLEASE FUCK MY SISTER" Chris
A S H A R A D A Y N E
6/10
best episode so far
dragon gets fucked
get to see the madness taking over daenerys
tension between Tyrion and Varys
whats her name gets decapitated
Nonsense. This whole episode has already established the foundations to make Bran king.
This is literally retarded. Why would Tyrion do this?
Reminder of your real king
It was alright. Second half was good. First half was meh.
ever since his intro he's been a pathetic self insert for "edgy" motherfuckers
nothing like the book character
I'm unironically completely on board with Dany razing all this garbage to the ground.
activate your windows user
Ok I'll admit the show has been dogshit so far but atleast D&D threw us a bone with the mad queen arc and acknowledge that she's a shit leader. They pandered to those YASSS KWEEN feminist cunts for far too long, we're finally getting what we want atleast.
>bronn
>dany
>varys
>greyworm
>Tyrion
>drogon
Why did any of these characters survive that episode? How fucking dumb are D&D?
Are normies finally realized Dabid's are just killing off the non essential characteristics?
>but we'll find out later that tyrion has been conspiring with cersei all along
That'd be dumb, so D&D will probably do it
it's both, don't be a cunt. robert wouldn't have rebelled if rhaegar abducted some other cunt
>NO CLEGANEBOWL IN LEAKS
fucking end me brothers
ARYA
YOU SO BEAUTIFUL
this is bullshit
I'm the same I think it's because:
a) She seems taller(or the actors around her are below average height particularly Kit,Maisie and Emilia)
b) She's become her own woman
c) She's wearing modest yet somehow arousing clothing as they express power.
d) She's politically savvy and is essentially a younger Cersei but in the North rather than South.
e) Her eyes seem more expressive this season.
Good thread
>everything feels so clunky like everyone was panicking and had no time to finish the show
You're a bright boy but could you please rephrase that post in a way that speaks to our paranoid identity politics?
This doesn't make any sense and is the most retarded shit i've ever read.
Tyrion knows bran would know the truth so why would he think he could get away with this?
We can also see the mad queen shit unfold infront of us daenarys is the one who wants to burn everyone and her advisors have all said no don't do that you retard.
So how is she not evil?
1. It's two white actors.
2. That's a man killing a woman.
That is all someone like that is capable of seeing. The nuance of individual character means literally nothing. Power dynamics also mean nothing if they aren't seen as representative of an oppression flow between two collectives.
not according to the leaks that have all been right so far
Can't wait for all the fanfiction :3
Uh, Dany?
she’s too much of a greedy cunt for that.
also nice quads.
>ghost going north foreshadowing johns ending
what the fuck
I want a satisfying ending not edgelord shit. Fuck off
Good he gets to live, hopefully Nymeria meets up with him and wildings and they get to say fuck em to all that shit in the south.
Except they are in the leaks.
The force you would need to cock one of those suckers would be insane. dumb show
D A R K S T A R
Yes but at that point it's just her army versus his, with no dragon bullshit.
What would Tyrion's motive be for that?
>Dresses in fetish gear 24/7
Man, Ramsay really changed her.
That hasn't been in the cards for like three seasons now. Ruining it for everyone is the only way.
>a pathetic self insert for "edgy" motherfuckers
>nothing like the book character
LMAO I'M ACTUALLY OK WITH BRAN AS KING LMAO
>normies doing a 360 on the show opinions because it shows women are bad at ruling
What about the literally 200,000+ deaths on the show so far that were predominately white?
I hate these anti white cunts with a passion.
Let's not be dumb, there's no chance Jamie's not going to kill cersei
You're right, thought it was a man
tyrion has always wanted cersei to love him. there are a lot of scenes between those two when they finally stop with all the schemes and bullshit and talk like brother and sister, and they do actually care for each other. it makes complete sense.
>Oh, I guess while we're at it we should make some armor for the dragons to better defend against those overpowered arrows.
>Good idea!
How did Dany forget that they had those ballista's.
>The show does not suck becaush you say so
hahahahahah
The show is FRIENDS dialogue with a ScaryMovie type narrative progression.
It was all made up in the fly and it doesn't make fucking sense.
this episode literally had an establishing shot where dany is suspicious and schizo about Jon and Tyrion at the SAME TIME. The leaks are real, fuck off.
I'm pretty sure they welcome your hatred, user.
Will there be any beautiful rapes when he's king?
sub 105 IQ people were a mistake
Brandon fucks ashara, you dumbass
Where do you think Jon comes from
but if she doesn't break the westeros honor code she'll have a bigger army. and he'll have a smaller one. Also it allows her to make negotiations with other factions without fear of the same thing happening to her. Drogon is obsolete now anyway
YES, BRAN THE FUCKING KING
The writing is horrible, on par with the last 2 seasons
This show is fucking DONE HOLY SHIT
ALSO SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
LOL goooood, gooood
D&D are racist bigots
>Jon goes back to the nights watch
Why the fuck is there even a nights watch anymore
>Missandei standing right next to Cersei on a high wall
>KNOWS she's going to die
>Every other person is at least 2-3 meters behind them
>Could've just grabbed Cersei and jumped
>Could've just ended it right there
>The show is FRIENDS dialogue
interesting observation. one thing has to be said for you little scamps, you're turning up a higher than usual number of gems from under the dungheap today
Fucking beergoggles made Brienne look fuckable, poor lad didn't mean to hurt her feelings.
BRAVO
Bronn should have ruled over Dorne and Sam the reach.
Yeah the getup she's wearing and her quickwitted political conversations honestly have me aroused.
I'm sure she's planning something with the Vale.
gotta get those lemon cakes
The only decent ending of this show:
1. Dany finds out that Varys betrayed her and merks him.
2. Dany goes ultra insane and starts to fuck up everyone in Westeros.
3. Jon tries to stop her (maybe talks to her, maybe fights) and she kills him.
4. Dany rides to the North and demolishes Winterfell and Sansa.
5. Dany wins the Iron Throne, and Arya is left alive to kill her
6. The cycle continues with Arya leading a revolt like Robert did with the Mad King.
7. Arya is not a lady, but the new king of Westeros (maybe she gives it to someone else. Probably Tyrion.)
It won't happen, but think of the many endings that D&D sacrificed for rushing this fucking disgrace of a season.
>bran
>king
Based
But user, that means Jamie can't stab her to death when he finally shows up. He's gotta be the one to kill her.
Saying season 8 is good is actually the contrarian view though
>S8E3
>fly dragons above clouds
>ballistas can only aim so high up
>not flying straight up and flying over the ships and dive bombing the fleet and burning it
Bravo dany
Jon leaves his direwolf in this episode, I think it clearly represents one of two possibilities: He leaves his legacy on pause (he's suppossed to be a targaryen but he leaves his stark legacy on pause to protect it, then he'll come back as he takes the black again), or he left the Stark legacy completely BUT ALSO Rhaegal is dead, so the only dragon left has to be disputed between Jon and Dany.
I think most likely his direwolf lives and the last dragon dies.
We wouldn't have a story then, user.
Have you not been paying attention?
Did you not listen to her conversation with Sansa?
She wants the throne and only the throne, she cares for nothing else. She thinks short term and not long term. Sansa beat her at her own game and sees right through her.
Normies coping with D&Ds shit writing just like bookfags were coping with them killing off all the white walkers last ep. Bravo.
lmao this, she could have fucked them all up
some of them are real. Some of them are not. Gendry will be king most likely. Dany just legitimized him this episode.
THE GOOD
>Euron's fucking fleet
>RIP Dragoon
>Missandead
THE BAD
>Any of the Doth'raki still being alive, let alone half
>Half the Unsullied still alive
THE UGLY
>Heartless bitch willing to sacrifice thousands of innocent citizens as a meat shield fully obeys honorable protocol during parlay with Dany
>sex as filler instead of proper plot
My expectations have been subverted enough for me to not care a damn about the fucking story anymore. I just want this stupid show to end.
>The guy that gives zero fucks about everything ends up as king.
So bad it maybe true. Would make for a nice shitcherry on top of the shit mountain.
Targaryens aren't jews you fuckin idiot
>the most useless character in the entire setting becomes king
P O T T E R Y
Ancient greek philosphers said the same thing about women even writing plays about female run societies which in modern terms is politically early Communism. They also said multiculturalism doesn't work because societies lose what bonded them together. Bloodlines and cultural identity in what they called Philia.
>THE BAD
>All of it
ftfy
kek
So Jon reunites with ghost? nice
holy shit i have to go back and watch again. did he really just poof
That and Aerys demanding Jon Arryn to bring him Ned and Rob's heads
all this and more in your trusted news source, the Crownlands Daily Mail
I'm serious, if this turns out to be true, it'll be FUCKING GENIUS.
360? Isn't that supposed to be 180?
thats what i call a shitty twist
newfag
when the US military tried segregating the pubs in Bamber Bridge in 1943, the local Englishmen instead decided to hang up "Black soldiers only" signs on all pubs as protest
Real ending will reveal that Robert and Rhaegar were the true secret lovers, and Robert became ass-pregnant with Rhaegar's baby because of the flaming god's magic, but then accidentally killed Rhaegar with a well-aimed postpartum shart, and Robert lost his memory because grief and it was covered up by Ned because society, and now because Jon has two-dads his privilege is reduced so its fine if he and auntie dragon-loli get married. Happy ending.
>I don't really want things anymore - Bran
>Perhaps the best person for the throne is someone who doesn't want it
DYNASTY OF 3 EYED KINGS INCOMING
I'm so tired
At this point it makes sense. Bran can be a figurehead while Tyrion and the others make the real decisions. Bran'll just spend his time flying around as crows anyways.
Jesus it really looks accurate aswell.
Ghost heading north sounds like forsehadowing.
Just turn off your brain bro xD