Are there any movies that feature wagecucks dropping their jobs and moving to Alaska to farm?

Are there any movies that feature wagecucks dropping their jobs and moving to Alaska to farm?

Bonus: he also brings a qt that smokes weed

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Not that I would consider doing something so silly haha

>want to move to norway or iceland or some other comfy euro country
>tfw texan and i can't speak eurobean

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Texas itself is comfy if you move to a smaller town

What's Chris doing here

What kind of work would you want to do there?

The Pink Rabbit was American-Hiro all this time!

farming in alaska?

>smoking weed

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

Professional gf fucker
It's from the end of some music video
I'm just sick of the weather. The small towns are pretty nice, but they're all just boomers and cowboomers. I live in DFW and traffic is getting worse by the month thanks to the amount of people moving here.

I dont, I use dab pens which dont harm my Chad lungs

if it's just the weather then move to a cooler area like Washington State, it's very nice there

?

I'll more than likely move to Alaska, if anywhere, since I've always thought it was a cool state. It seems like Texas, minus the heat and population.

I couldn't even afford the plane ticket

people farm in Canada.

do you at least farm in texas or is this just going to end comically bad for you?

Captain Fantastic is kinda like that.

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Chad takes obscenely huge bong hits, vape pens are for dweebs and underage

not gonna make it

I bet she fucks those large cabbages.

You can farm here, the daylight in the summer goes a long way

I smoke jernts like a 28 year old tradie boomer

Not really, people farm in Canada in places that are no where near as high latitude as Alaska. Most farms in Canada are in the Prairies (Alberta / Saskatchewan).

Alaska's geography isn't even suited at all for farming. I'm sure there's smaller scale farms that grow specific crops suited for Alaska's climate in the summer, but you're not going to see people farming extremely large plots of land growing things like cereal grains and whatnot.

That's a big lettuce

you don't know what you're talking about, so lay off the keyboard skippy

>but you're not going to see people farming extremely large plots of land growing things like cereal grains and whatnot.
No one implied that you autistic dork

it's cabbage you ding dong