Protagonist dates a girl

Not conservative christian girls. I just got warned for this postwtf. Female jannie?

Where does this train stop?

>noooooooooooo if we date I own you, you are my property
yikes, have sex

There is no stop

God just fuck off tranny

Have sex

>if we date it's 100% ok for you to hang around guys who will invariably attempt to undermine our relationship so they can see your boobs one time

BEGONE THOT

>noooooo please have sex with my gf
Yikes, have family values

>noooooooooo leave with your wrong-think, this is the incel safespace! NOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao

I did yesterday

>Why are you talking to her?!?!!
>Oh Chad? He's just a friend.

Beat up roastie logic

>all men are nothing but slaves to sex and can't befriend a woman if not for wanting sex
um, sweetie? Sexist much?

This is 100% true. Anyone claiming otherwise is a fucking liar or gay

100% of women have long friendships with males, even your unicorn princess user.

>tfw my gf's friend is her brother and I sometimes think that they have been together as a couple

Theres something sinister about modern dating. Imagine being in direct competition with 10/10 males at all times thanks to social media and porn. Imagine trying to form a long lasting relationship with someone whos brain has lost the ability to pair bond.

According to /r9k/, if a woman is in a relationship she can't
>have any male friends
>have social media
>find anyone other than the boyfriend funny
>want to spend time with anyone other than the boyfriend
>want to share anything with anyone else other than the boyfriend
otherwise it's cucking and she's a whore. I wonder why ya'll are incels :)

No they just mean a male peer, not “anyone”

>Imagine trying to form a long lasting relationship with someone whos brain has lost the ability to pair bond.
you're describing the average incel

Have more sex

I dated an incel once and he was too clingy if anything

But the male can have female friends, right? Or should he too cut all his female contacts?

Wait who am I kidding, you people don't have any ROFL

>tfw my gf's friend is her brother and I sometimes think that they have been together as a couple
What

Men and women can't be friends, period.

youtu.be/T_lh5fR4DMA

>Protagonist has tons of female friends and her new gf tells him never to speak to them again.

Incels is just a meme word right? right????

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>someone who's unhappy with his life and thinks a relationship will magically fix everything, turning his partner into essentially his whole world and reason to live, is too clingy
yeah no shit

Of course

>Not conservative christian girls
hahaha
hahahahahahahahhahahaha

This literally isnt true. The problem is you fucking morons are expecting to meet the love of your life on a Friday night at a club or bar.

Here is the best advice I can give you: find a hobby you enjoy, join a group or club related to a hobby, meet a woman there. Now you even have something in common to break the ice.

yeah, they are like best friends, they do everything together.
My girl wasn't a virgin when I meet her and she claims that she hasn't had a boyfriend before, so I just think that she had sex at some point with her brother and honestly it feels weird.

But other than that they are great persons, I really like her and the guy is a pretty cool bro, but they totally give you the incest vibe when you live with them.

But he could still pair bond dumbass

>it's another /r9k/ thread
purge this board

I have friends that are girls, fun to invite them to shit cuz you get to flirt and man i dunno

what's the problem bitch

Protip: Every single board on this site is and was just /r9k/ + a hobby/interest.
You can make a kissless virgin thread on any board you want and you'll get +200 replies almost everytime.

You would be aware of this if you weren't such a flaming tourist newfaggot

Damn right my nigga, wanna smoke a bowl?

>I've been here for longer than you
wow good job you've wasted a bigger chunk of your life here, really impressive. Definitely gives you authority in everyone's eyes and doesn't just make you a massive loser lmao

yes I am a massive loser, what's your point?

nah i quit but we can share a cigarette if you like

my point is trying to establish some sort of authority over it is laughable at best. This whole site would be long dead without newfaggots pouring in every year because most people actually move on with their lives and leave at some point. And if you say
>yeah that'd be better
feel free to leave, serves the same purpose

delusional

Based and redpilled. You will go far user.

lurk more

Look around you you humongous faggot. Read the threads. There are zero oldfags remaining, absolutely zero. The demographic has been completely replaced. Nothing about this site is at all how it was in the beginning

all women are whores

You really think those men are just your friend? Hahahaha.

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Untrue, my sister has never had a male friend, she's also engaged. So there's hope out there if you don't like men near your women.

fresh off the boat i guess

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How do I leave this place?

Men and women cannot be friends because women do not understand friendship

I just friendzoned a girl because I have a gf. She likes me but I refuse to be unfaithful. Is this not proof that guys and girls cant be friends?

Can*

fuck my phone

Me and a female friend of mine have both mutually friendzoned each other because we have partners, still flirt when we hang out though. It's mostly harmless, but I don't see it as ever being as innocent as a same sex friendship.

This, a lot of betaboys get turned down yet still remain friends

The vast majority of men are unironically retarded golems driven by extremely basic motivators

Those guys are "remaining friends" because they think they can get it in at a later date

And you're telling me I should listen to these retarded golems about how women are? Don't think so sweetie. Face it, of all the retarded golems, you need to be extra retarded to end up incelposting about women on Yea Forums

>Me and a female friend of mine have both mutually friendzoned each other because we have partners, still flirt
How can you friendzone a friend you retard. You are further proving that men and women can’t be friends.

We can be friends, we just flirt because we're attracted to each other.

kys retard

you think a chick would be ok with a guy having female friends that want to fuck him? absolutely not.

women are weak creatures. the surround themselves with guys they believe are "friends" but in the reality the guy only wants to fuck, and the woman is one fight with the boyfriend away from giving in in a "moment of weakness". Im not even convinced women have meaningful friendships with other females, im not sure they are capable of platonic love as men are.

>t. never had sex
yawn

no you kys virgin

My gf's only guy friend is gay and I think he's hot

at least im not retarded

>the surround themselves with guys they believe are "friends" but in the reality the guy only wants to fuck
Underage user, the woman knows these guys want to fuck. Woman ALWAYS have a backup guy. They have a sea of orbitors to choose from incase their relationship fails, this is why you avoid females with male friends.

lmao why the fuck would you date a girl without a backup girl yourself?
>b-but true love!
LMAO

>tfw my gf only has guy friends because she understands how retarded women are and essentially hates them

she's pretty based desu

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This individual has lost the ability to pair bond

based robots

>frogposter

>user I'm just friends with Chad you should stop being insecure

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Because I keep my options open? Are you marrying her during the first week? Because if you aren't you're essentially doing the same

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Don’t shoot up a school over it incel

>disgusting libtard roastie
Could you possibly seethe any harder?

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>user gets a gf
>turns out she's a total psycho who is abuse, manipulative, depressive etc.

t. incelerino

dumbass

These individuals have lost the ability to pair bond

>I hate women
>Commences to fuck most of her guy friends

She's either banged some, all, or is keeping them in her back pocket for later. Have fun.

>gf cheats on me
>find someone else within a year
Why do you people act like its the end of the world? Yeah it sucks for a bit but thats life.

Ive actually never been cheated on but you get the point

I dumped my GF twice but got back with her because I realized I threw away a good thing to pursue degenerate roasties.

I fucked Ted

This
So glad im single now

You're like the majority of people who've never actually been in love. You're in a relationship so you don't have to be alone.

Great advise completely ignored. Stop trying to date whores, just have sex with them. If you can pick her up in a bar, she’s probably not wife material.

You got a better solution? Reality doesnt give a shit whether you think its fair or not. You cant let a roastie ruin your life

>protagonist gets a gf
>becomes increasingly less attracted to her and starts fapping to traps

I'm honestly not even sure if women can process the fact that most of their male friends want to fuck them and would fuck them if given the chance. I mean I'm sure they do, on some level. But there's gotta be some existential horror to realizing that every human interaction you will ever have is preceded by how badly the guy wants to bend you over and rail you.

They know, but they just don't give a fuck because they like the attention. Plus they've always got something to fall back on.

>joining a group or club
>as an adult man

This only works if you're like fucking 16

I can say from experience, seeing it happen multiple times to friends, a girl who keeps guy friends around is a red flag