Why are Westerns almost always kino?
Why are Westerns almost always kino?
Juan Peterson
Jose Price
You thinking muh hard life and muh masculinity makes things more deep and meaningfull
Hunter Wilson
9/10 Westerns are absolute dogshit.
Jose Green
>making this thread
>again
y*kes
Adam Diaz
I watched my first western ever because someone streamed it on Yea Forums yesterday: the post.
Noah Bell
AHEM
Underrated Stewartkino coming through
Jonathan Myers
No other genre handles anti heroes as well as Westerns and anti heroes are objectively superior to all other protagonist archetypes
Daniel Russell
inb4 only Spaghetti Westerns were ever good
Eli Price
>he hasn't watched The Naked Spur
Brandon Wood
this but unironically
Landon Price
Most westerns were low budget B flicks that nobody remembers, and for good reason.
Jacob Cruz
I can't, I just can't get into the spaghetti westerns. They look so shit even with restorations and the audio sync / dubbing is distracting.
The Searchers is a top tier western but that's about the only classic western I know. I think a lot of modern westerns (90s onward) are great too but I just can't get into the spaghetti westerns.
Daniel Lopez
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Joshua Jenkins
This is the most pleb opinion anyone can have. Those are westerns for people that don't like westerns. There are three good ones and Clint carried them all on his back at the exception of The Good The Bad and The Ugly. All the mains are great in that film.
Jonathan Cook
There are other good ones fag
Jordan Bell
Cry about it boomer, there's a reason every modern day Western emulates the spahgetti Western and not the absolute shit tier John Wayne westerns which were pretty much American Propaganda more than they were actual movies.
Even the Coen Brothers took a shit tier movie like True Grit and actually made it good. You think those two homos could take one of Leone's movies or something like the Great Silence and make it better? Fuck no, because those movies are actually timeless
David White
You're under the age of 24 .You watched The Good the Bad and The Ugly on Yea Forums yesterday and liked it. Then you tried to watch a Fistful of Dollars but it wasn't really your thing so you decided all westerns suck.
Gavin Price
>John Wayne westerns were the only westerns
Absolute pleb.
Nolan Thompson
I used John Wayne as an example because all of those shitty westerns folow the same formula
>muh generic good vs generic bad
>le main character is clean and pure
Fucking dogshit dated writing that i'm glad modern day Westerns don't even acknowledge. Imagine if the writers of Deadwood woulda fucking followed that dogshit take on the Western genre.
Nolan Parker
>muh generic good vs generic bad
>le main character is clean and pure
You've never actually watched an old western, have you?
Ian Garcia
No,I am over the age of 24,I watched fistful then few then good bad ugly when I was 14,now fuck off
Justin Green
Only the best are remembered today. Dozens of westerns used to be made a year. Majority were terrible.
Andrew Evans
>posts a Noir Western to prove me wrong in hating John Waynes "classic Westerns"
Woah...... Damn, you got me
Gavin Ramirez
This is the most underrated western.
Jordan Baker
This. There have been maybe 7 or 8 really notable ones.
Xavier Ward
>not a spahgetti Western
Into the trash
Andrew Baker
Just look at how good this restoration is.
Carson Perry
>posts a Noir Western
You're just making genres up now. Just admit that you're a pleb and have never watched the movie.
James Harris
>tfw a video game is the best Western of all time
Gavin Collins
If it doesn't have 100% on Rotten Tomatoes it's worthless.
BASED Naked Spur starring BASED Stewart aka the best actor of all time does btw
Lincoln Nguyen
>best actor of all time
Pleb detected
Ian Edwards
Tfw user has clearly never seen a western but it doesn't stop him from spewing shit about them
Thomas Brooks
Whateva happened ta Gary Coopah?
Aaron Turner
>He was gay, Gary Goopah?
James Smith
This was easily one of the worst games I've ever played. Gameplay, story, characters, controls, replayability. Absolute dogshit. R* is no longer a first day purchase because of RDR2.
Kevin Butler
cope and seethe PClard. You're not fooling anyone
Camden Roberts
He was gay, Gary Cooper?