>always make sure to empty my xxl drink and piss jars on the seats after im done >always dump my melted cheese nachos in the cup holders >always put chocolate between the seats so they melt and stick to everything >always empty my hot buttered popcorn bucket around me "Oops, my fingers slipped, silly me ;^)" >always shove my finger down my throat and projectile vomit over several rows in front of me "oh im feeling sooo sick today XD" >always give a cheeky smile to the workers as I leave the cinema
>not faking a punch to the wagie who waits by the door after the movie is over and then giving them a condescending laugh when they flinch Get on my level
Tyler Morgan
Fuck wagies.
Liam Gomez
I used to work in a cinema. But it was quite fancy, so people didn't make a mess. Cleaning took like 5 minutes, and I got to see movies for free. But fuck wagies, I'm I right?
Nicholas Lopez
>always shove my finger down my throat and projectile vomit over several rows in front of me "oh im feeling sooo sick today XD" My friend puked in the theater when we went to see Avatar like, ten years ago. We smoked pot before the screening. He got real anxious and just fucking bazooka barfed all over the theater. Some of the vomit even hit the people sitting in front of us. This caused a scene, as you can imagine.
Aaron Mitchell
If you do this fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door.
Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess.
Wyatt Clark
I love this meme
Brandon Gray
Hey wagie I’ll give you 100$ to give me a rimjob. It’ll be more than you make all day
Bro it was a thread from 3 days ago, are you really arguing about being a unoriginal loser? Maybe you should post a wojak lmao!
Wyatt King
It's one of the best I've seen so far. I laughed until I had tears
Grayson Reyes
These are the only threads that can give me genuine belly laughs. Holy hell.
Jayden Bell
nah its more fun this way
Wyatt Scott
What's the original image?
David Hill
Is having a job such a foreign concept to you retards that you make memes about it? Tell legends about fabled creatures working 8 hours a day so they can make a living and not sit in mums basement all day?
People work. So?
Henry Reyes
The joke has been made in reference to copypastas like this for years you dumb faggot, lurk moar
Owen Barnes
ragie wagie get back in cagie
Justin Nelson
>it's another OP trying to be edgy episode Can we get rid of this?
Regardless of how old it is, why can't you come up with your own joke? Especially if it's that fucking old.
Austin Turner
I had a black friend who would eat bean burritos at every movie and puke into this empty soda cup. Once I was at a movie and with him and another friend. I'm sitting in the middle, he whispers to my other friend, "user can I see your empty cup" >cup passes over my field of vision >hear puking sound >cup passes back over >"Dude this cup is scalding"
Justin Carter
My apartment, food, and opulent carefree lifestyle come straight from your taxes wagie. I know you like to think you work for your boss but the reality is you work for me.
Carter Jones
OP is actually an advanced 4D reverse baiter who works for the cinema and is only making all cinemagoers to buy as much of their overpriced snacks and products as possible, as if they care if their wageslave college student has to work a bit more after every screening if they made 5 times the money.
John Diaz
>finally got an office job >mfw will never forget the sheer shame of being a wagie working directly with customers There wasn't a day that went by where I didn't want to off myself.
