Who's ready for some fucking K I N O?!

it's not just continuity (which is messsed up anyway) but it's about motives and character

I’ve probably seen this movie at least 30 times as a kid

based

>last time I got fucked in tha ASS!

returns lacks emotional value
they should've killed that baloon guy just like old biplane pilot in 1st movie. also keeping rachel's character dead, when that bitch stabbed her, would be a better choice. considering that she wanted to get out of it and we dont see her in 3rd one anymore, it would make better plot point and give us punished Rick
1st movie was silly but not as childish as returns, returns was meeh

wondering where blumhouse will go, universal released halloweeen night promo and there's female-looking sarcophagus, will we get new mummy movie?

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>the mummy not god tier

this
kill yourself faggot

each movie lacked a bit to get there

the mummy was cool but slow paced and similar to dracula
mummy's hand is great but 1st half of the movie is pointless. the mummy was too much of indiana jones tryhard wannabe and the mummy was bogged down by monster universe
mummy's tomb and curse are almost the same

Karloff movie is god tier tho. It was a milestone in Egyptomania and an amazing example of german expressionism.

there's a Hammer film that's not on the list. It's alright. Mid tier.

yes i know, there should be 4 hammer films
mummy (59)
mummy's shroud (1964?)
curse of mummy's tomb (67)
blood from mummy's tomb (71)

i'd also include other non-universal monvies, mummy lives (93), tale of mummy (98) and maybe more. this is univrsal-mummy chart

Wait, is the 2017 Mummy actually decent? It got terrible reviews.

every mummy movie had bad reviews if i remember right. it's the curse of mummy
2017 is cool if you liked old ones, plot takes a lot from 30s and 60s