Trainwreck

>Trainwreck
>I Feel Pretty
>#1 comedienne on the planet
Is Amy Schumer taking over Hollywood?

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Taking over Hollywood restaurants

Wait is this not photoshopped?

There's no room for anyone else if she's on top.

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I thought Trainwreck was legit funny but I Feel Pretty was absolute shit

BRAPHOG MODE ACTIVATED

>you need to photoshop this tub of shit to look fat
kekekek

If by taking over you mean eating hollywood then sure

At least five whole studios in that massive belly

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i would have sex with that

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why does she hate mondays? it's not like she has a 9-5 job

Mondays are for Harvey

I want to see Amy's knocked up milkers

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Rebel Wilson just slam dunked her.
They're both fat and disgusting but Rebel is funny.

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>claims to be 170lb

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She's the female chris farley
I can acknowledge she's funny but I'm not her target demographic.

not on the planet, she IS the planet

disgusting and disrespectful

Easily 225

she's not pregnant tho

idk, Rebels cute. She looks fantastic to cuddle on a cold, rainy Sunday night.
:'(

Nah, Amy is the Architects failed experiment.

me on the right

Good to see Louie Anderson still make TV appearances.

You should check out 'Baskets' with Zach G and Louie Anderson.

will amy ever be at her peak sensuality again?

DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN

Which one of you sick fucks put your seed in her?

is she pregnant?

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How the fuck does someone get this big? Is she birthing octuple octomoms?

...

This is Spoony-level self destruction.

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I'm under the impression this post was supposed to answer my question, but i'm still not sure.

seconding this, baskets is pretty decent

She's sitting in a doctor's office with a pregnant stomach and a sonogram machine behind her. Use your noggin.

Right, she could have just been at the doc to see if the 16 burritos she ate the night before are doing ok.

Lads I can't into fatties but there's something about Jillian Bell that just does it for me. There was this episode of Curb where she was wearing a crop top and her gut was hanging out and I was diamonds the entire time.

>oh I'm pregnant
>guess I better gain THREE HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS
>it's fine though, I'm pregnant now

Women are a joke in and of themselves

>I'M EATING FOR TWO YOU BIGOT
>*eats three whole wedding cakes*
>MORE TRIBUTESSSSS!

>Farley
now thats an insult to Farley. easily resembles Jonah Hill more

She's charismatic. You're attracted to her, so her body turns you on even if it's not the best

>Trainwreck

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Now THIS is acting.

kek

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god i wish that were me

I thought his thing was turning attractive women into cows

>She' dominating comedy right now
>and the buffet

On the moon.

By volume.

Sooo .... Yaaaa technically sayin that this babe isn’t good enough, ehhh ????

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this literally looks like a greasy man in a fat suit

You are one ugly motha-fuckah...

lol

Is she preparing for her role as Miss Piggy in a live-action movie about The Muppets?