Whats your favorite car kino?

don't know if theres an english version

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Stroker Ace

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original

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Redline (japanation)

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The author is actually a guy apparently.

pfffttttthahahahahahahahahahah

has Jaws' gender ever been mentioned?

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I'm more of a Boats man, myself.

women who will sleep with any random guy before even knowing him are mentally ill? is that the point of this comic?

>jay leno
alright
>jeremy clarkson
pretty good
>dr phil
what

Obviously days of thunder

It's a Poe you fucktarded chimp.

what the fuck is Poe?

Tokyo Drift is the best car movie ever made don't >> me

it's a documentary about eric bana loving his 74 Falcon Coupe, and other people who likes cars like those 3

Either starwars or some old guy who wrote some books

>It's a Poe you fucktarded chimp.
???

yes

>movie has sizable female role
>woman is whore
>or
>every single man is strawman and also woman is whore
Objectivity > female opinions.

Black Dog. It's got Meatloaf in it!

>She's right, I'm wrong!

Is there a name for the opposite of a strawman? Or is it still a strawman?

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In film? Not really.
The closest thing to that is the shark animatronic was named Bruce.

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Does the original The Italian Job count?

wrong

>Hey, strawman male! What about this thing about girls!
>Well, I think it's fine about girls!
>*reaction face*
>I'm assaulting you because you're not about girls enough!
>Owie! I'm being assaulted! I should be more about girls!

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Jaws is an asshole so he's definitely male

also worth mentioning: the problematic nature of the descriptor "Great White"

Are these comics satire or not?
It's hard to tell.

for me, it's vanishing point

The first Fast and the Furious movie is the best car kino. Drive isn't really about the cars, it's about his profession as a driver.

>she
>SHE
Vroom vroom racecar johnny

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it looks like the red car is gonig backwards at a incerdebly high speed

there is no way a woman like that would make it to bed with anyone

Natty is my absolute favorite
>ywn get gruesomely murdered by a qt cartoon girl

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>has Jaws' gender ever been mentioned?
I do believe the female sharks are much bigger

Is she for real or is it all bait? I refuse anybody could do this unironically

Thats not how it works. If you're good looking you can say any stupid shit and even a feminist will swoon over you.

Based racewar Johnny

Why does this turns out to be the case 100% of the time.

Is it really that big in the movie?

This is bizarre, if anything the male/female power dynamic is totally flipped after sex. The women would be the one trying to match the man.

Difficult to say. We need more evidence.

Almost looks like it might be satire, but poe's law is in full effect. Which is probably what user meant with Poe.

>fucking someone before you even know what kind of things they like
are roasties really like this?

No

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Pretty sure it's real m8, the author has a thread on kiwi farms.

dishonest

That doesn't help when I don't even know the artist's name

I like this better than the tranny comic about the kids with the hideously oversized ears

I think that happens at one point

In one of the sequels I think they mentioned that OG Jaws was a mother shark

Surprised this hasnt come up. F1 KINO

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I can't think of anything more terrifying than a car
Won't be watching this

It's kinda weird seeing Ronny Cox in this, if you've only ever seen him in Robocop and Total Recall and maybe Star Trek because his character in The Car is nothing like those.

Also
>select all squares with cars

this
those POV shots blew my mind, F1 nowadays is in a sad state, much like rally is after Group B got canned

The Dark Knight did

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Why wouldn't you make small talk like this before fucking? I guess if it's just a quick hookup but in that case who gives a fuck about their favorite movies after you fucked them?

Have sex.

It's written by a man and he's said it's not satire

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Come on, lads. This is obviously satire.

>now that you've choked me, called me a whore, slapped my face and ass, spit in my mouth, and came inside my blown out pussy, tell me a little bit about yourself
Modern women, everyone

plenty of people unironically think like that. next time you see the discord tranny sperging out, ask it if it doesn't agree with this comic.

It's like left wing Ben Garrison or something

>Yo

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>"She's right! I'm wrong!"
Lmao

Why not just order a burger or something instead of ruining a steak?

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Rarefags are genuinely obnoxious. The vegans of steak.

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Medium rare is the best way to enjoy a steak, rare and medium are fine. If you order medium well or well done we make fun of you behind your back.
t. restaurant staff

Dunno this comic seems based tbqh

What is the best way to enjoy lamb chops?

That's objectively wrong for The Dark Knight tho.

And I make fun of you for being a wagecuck cook.

Depends, ask for "best served" if they let you chose at all.

*spit in your drink* nothing personal kid

Sooo, I guess you never went to Twitter and never saw a blue checkmark?

Why is this a big deal? I wouldn’t give a shit if her favourite films didn’t have sizable male roles, she is a female after all.

>that Racecar Johny cameo
He is obviously trolling.

Implying I go to restaurants with non-white crew.

Is racecar johnny /ourguy/?

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no

just wanted to post to let you know that is a very funny picture and filename
keep up the great work

but how did he get up there?

or she sorry

Why is she monologuing while playing baseball

who made this dogshit

Very carefully

me

>drinks your spit
>absorbs your DNA
>gains your powers
Omae wa mou shinderu

I'm amazed this was made by a guy

nattycomic.com/about/

Stephen A. Winchell

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Yes.

My man. That movie rules

I managed to find the kiwifarms thread anyway.

Even with the tweet where he tells someone to eat a live grenade, I'm not 100% convinced he's not just an incredibly dedicated troll.

He's either a supreme beta or a God tier troll.

Redline.

Best tastes currently in this thread.

A lot like the guy behind sinfest, except he's most certainly a supreme beta.

A fellow man of sophistication.

Not saying they're all like this, but that's been my experience as well. I dated a radfem twitter activist for awhile and she pretended to be "libertarian" (I'm not libertarian myself) the whole time she was with me, not knowing I found her twitter. she would sometimes mention the conversations we had on her twitter except she invented context that never happened, e.g. she once brought up the female pay gap with me while we were talking over dinner and ended up agreeing with everything I said on the matter (it's almost entirely other factors unrelated to gender, and women working the exact same jobs see little to no difference in pay; younger women statistically earn more than young men, etc) but on twitter I was some asshole at a bus stop running my mouth and she told me off in typical mary sue feminist fashion and everybody clapped. It was like some bizarre alter ego of hers that didn't exist in real life, least of all while she was fulfilling her rape play/rough sex and submissive pet fantasies with me.

>even tvtropes thinks Natty is dogshit

you have to be a complete fuck up for that to happen

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Poe's law, morons.

absolutely based rob lowe

Its satire right

Quality shitpost in every regard. 10/10 will read again.

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no

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Do you still have her twitter or any screencaps?

the shading on those organs is weirdly detailed and well done in comparison to everything else

Racewar Johnny is the only good character emerging from this pile of shit comic

>no one's posted based fat kevin yet

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Why did fat kevin die?

He died for our sins.

This is the funniest one yet, Fat Kevin is based

>so based that he's utterly unfazed by death
Be like Fat Kevin, Yea Forums.

Fat Kevin is the hero we deserved.

Tbf being fat and scoring with a fat but cute girl must be comfy as fuck.
>tfw my body is average but I got "below attractive" in a serious selfie rating website

it looks like broteam hahahahahahaaha

based

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Post the one were she sucks dick

>fucks guy she barely knows

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good girl.

this is the most fun car movie

the more kino movie is senna (2010) and lemans (1971)

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also the most contemporary kino
youtube.com/watch?v=IxTAJNifDAI

And Randy Travis

>man says something mildly inappropriate
>get brutally murdered

Is this the power of feminism?

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More like "Basedcar Johnny"

alright this is definitely satire

1st grand prix (1966) just mind blowing desu
2nd vanishing point (1974)
3rd mad max

How does that comment deserve a knife to the skull? This has to be satire.

user, that is clearly a fork.

Fat Kevin is beautiful at any size

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does anyone have the one where she becomes a pac man ghost and eats a guy for saying girls can't be gamers?

Not a good movie, but a fun one. Guilty pleasure

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this

dumb fucking cat

Vanishing Point probably. Not a big fan of car movies

There is literally no way this isn't satire

It probably isn't

imgur.com/a/fxmeH

Jesus Christ shouldn't people like him have been bullied into suicide by now?

>be a radfem
>decide to go super saiyan and destroy a shitlord ciswhitehetmale
>it's FAT KEVIN and he is unfazed by death, going into The Void knowing full well that he is still your superior
>get the radfem equivalent of epic blue balls
>tfw

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Not everyone reacts to bullying the same way. Some people are capable of some fucking mental gymnastics for a coping mechanism instead.

This guy's more like CWC if he was better at drawing. Even Dobson manages to crank out a strip that isn't just strawman bullshit every now and then.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Q4fcsojeR0

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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The Wraith. Pre-AIDS Charlie Sheen. Pre-bogged Sherilyn Fenn.

>"""People""" have their steak cooked well-done

We need to speed these subhumans to their own special extra-hot circle of hell.

*unsheathes katana*

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>Favorite movIE!?

What the actual fuck is that supposed to sound like

Why did fat kevin deserve death there?

he's male

it's supposed to sound like "moo-VEE" you brainlet, the intent is to put emphasis on the fact that it's singular because he has so many movies that he might consider his favorite so it's hard to choose one single movie as his favorite, you can't be this much of a tard it literally tells you what he meant by this in the following line

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For me, it's Christine

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Drive

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>thinking Ben "kike exterminator" Garrison is satire

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More like Stephen Wincel

Poor gym staff, all he tried to do was help a member find better work out methods than some absurd arm-inward weight lifting that would just MURDER her tendons, and he gets stabbed for it. Look at his blithe face in the second panel, he lives for helping others get the most out of their time at the gym.

youtu.be/EIhJn07029I

Nice, filmed in my home town

Like ten thousand other movies?