Checkmate gandalf

>alt-right
What year is it, 2017?

shut up nazi, theres a bullet with your name on it

>babies first math equation

No this is /sci/ humour

Why didn’t Frodo shove the ring up his ass so Sauron couldn’t see it?

i think that counts as wearing the ring

Such is the fashion of SanFran

Why didnt pippin just practice swordfighting for a couple months and then fail out of ninja school to beat sauron?

what if you filled the middle of the ring with shit
what'd happen

did elf maidens had sex?

Why didn't they just dig a huge hole, throw the ring in there, and bury it?

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So his creation could have fun doing its thing before getting tired of the game and returning to the source

because then that would mean the earth is wearing the ring and it'd turn all of middle-earth invisible

Sauron cannot invade what he cant see. Checkmate.

if the ring just makes you turn invisible
why does Sauron want it

Retards Sauron could see the ringwearer in the other world, if you turned it invisible ONLY he would be able to invade.

its secondary power is to blow up sauron if it falls in mt doom

To sneak into Galadriel's bedroom

Jokes aside, why didn't they at least try lava from anywhere else? Who spread this idea that it could only be destroyed at Mt. Doom and why did everyone believe it without question?

Because normal lava isn't magic

why didn't they just hire a dwarven mining company to dig their way into mordor?

something something worms

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Because he didn't want Sam to wear it

How would they confirm the ring has been destroyed if the throw it in lava who's gonna get it back ?

I hope you didn't spend any amount of time making this picture

where do you think you are

why didn't they just hide the ring in such a comically large box that no one would ever to think to look for something so small in such a large box

>Gandalf folds a map of Middle Earth in half
>pierces it with a pen

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>t.

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Regardless, who decided it was hopeless to try? Did Sauron tell them with red letters?

Yeah /pol/ is such a joke not even their zoomers hang out there anymore so now all their reddit tier crap gets offloaded on us

Why didn't they just take out an injunction on Sauron against the use of the ring

Why didn't Tolkien simply tell a better story?

>Because he wanted to know the people of middle earth actually made the effort to destroy the ring, and thus Sauron, before he actually stepped in.
Why was he so quick to come and bail out the valar when the race of man came knocking on aman's door?

More of a case that no-one could willingly destroy the Ring, so Eru had to intervene at the very last moment.

underrated

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/sci/ and /pol/ are basically the same boards

/pol/ is alt-right, which means they value science and knowledge above all else

accio ring

Not up to speed but did /pol/ do something to ruin another funny meme? Man I liked tax posting ;_;

>alt-right
lol

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they subverted all of tolkien works, is pretty much a white supremacist dogwhistle at this point. stay away from it

>Can't give it to Tom Bombadil because he'll yeet it
Why couldn't they just bury it in his garden without him knowing?

Sieg heil friend

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lol

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Newfag detected

1) Flying the ring to Mordor would have done nothing but save time. Time didn't matter. It wasn't an issue until Aragorn goaded Sauron into launching his attack on Minas Tirith ahead of schedule. Frodo had the ring for decades until Gandalf uncovered its origin. The Fellowship took a month's vacation in Lothlorien halfway through their journey. They took two months to leave Rivendell. It had been about 2,000 years since the wizards arrived in Middle-earth to deal with Sauron to begin with. There was no rush.

2) The ring couldn't simply be dropped into the caldera of Mt. Doom. There's a reason why Frodo didn't just throw it into the first lava flow he came across. The ring couldn't be destroyed by lava outside of the (subterranean) forge. It could only be unmade where it was made. Why? Because magic. But that's how it worked.

3) Sauron had an entire army stationed around Mt. Doom. Until it was sent towards the black gates the entire mountain was protected.

4) The only chance the fellowship had of success rested on the fact that Sauron didn't think that his enemies would attempt to destroy his ring. He believed that no one could overcome the ring's corruption (and was completely correct in thinking so, too). Aragorn tricked Sauron into believing that he had the ring. If Sauron knew that the ring was approaching Mordor, or was not with Aragorn, he could have surmised what Gandalf was planning. A suicidal air raid on his HQ would have been a fairly obvious tipoff that something was going on.

5) The ringbearer would still be susceptable to the ring's influence, as would the eagles themselves since they are sapient.

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>with a quill

Why didnt they give the ring to a CNN reporter and tell them proof of Russian collusion was in Mt Doom?

This gets posted every LotR thread but it still makes me kek

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No, this is.

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Eru?

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For you

Eru Illuvatar. The One.

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what the fuck is this shit

>alt-right.
does math?????

If Elves are so smart why were they still using swords for 3000 years.

They don't want any school shootings

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