Will it be, dare I say, KINO??
Will it be, dare I say, KINO??
Sebastian Martin
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Thomas Murphy
>segal
>playing a villain
Err his ego won't allow it. This is why he was written out of Executive Decision, this is why he dictated his role in Machete
Andrew Turner
He's going to snatch every motherfucking birthday.
Christian Ortiz
seriously though, wtf did he mean by that??
Angel Williams
>tfw a Cockpuncher movie will never be made
Cooper Robinson
"I like the tuna here."
"Well I'm sorry to hear that... cause now, I will snatch every motherfucker tuna sandwich."
Jace Long
> I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Ryder Turner
>The guys famously one of the worst fake divers in Hollywood
>youtube.com
Elijah Gutierrez
If true will watch
Caleb Edwards
well thats too bad...
Michael Price
>This is why he was written out of Executive Decision
What? He was in the movie, and his character was a good guy. He saved the day in a couple of ways.
Levi Adams
This mutha ain't white.
Julian Brown
Demolition Man was going to be Seagal and Van Damme be neither would play the villain.
Joshua Robinson
Only if he swears in russian there.
Sebastian Phillips
Would rather have Neeson play the villain
Aaron Jones
>this is why he dictated his role in Machete
Explain.
Isaac Powell
He has nearly the same speech patterns as Trump here.
Isaac Adams
Just when I thought I could never bring myself to watch another shitty Fast & Furious flick, they reel me back in with the promise of based Seagal...
Adam Garcia
VD literally thinks he should've gotten an oscar in Fast 8. I wish this was a joke.
Ayden Morris
Seems like a narcissistic speech pattern, very ME vs. THEM with self aggrandizing anecdotes and a false sense of nonchalance. I wonder if there's ever been a study of speech patterns to validate this absolute armchair diagnosis.
Matthew Stewart
I'm still waiting till they start driving Transformers.
Nathaniel Gomez
True high test kino confirmed.
No honestly, how tf does anyone thought about Seagal? He's extremely expensive for a lazy fatass that does nothing and he is the opposite of a box office draw.
Matthew Young
>Steven Seagal
>John Cena
>Vin Diesel
The testosterone will be leaking from the screen
Jaxon Sanchez
I doubt a overweight 67 year old male has t levels above 200 user.