Why is this more exciting than every Marvel movie combined?

why is he hurting the penguin? Better get the harpoons and make those fat fags go extinct

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Can't it just swim?

What's some documentary kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM

>that ending

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because it is only 14 seconds long

>BTFOs the Sand Snakes
>BTFOs Dany
How can one man be so based?

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Fuck off, this is a penguin thread.

based
fuck pengwings

penguins are just so fucking dumb they deserve to die.
they can swim to warmn seas full of fish, but no they freeeze their nuts off in a place with no food and waddlle around like fucking autisms.
FUCK PENGUINS

because you apparently don't know penguins are excellent swimmers

be nice

More exciting than any car chase in cinema history.

youtube.com/watch?v=G0aWs9cSHz8

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ow oof my absolute supraorbital gland

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It's tenderizing the penguin.

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How can these fat blobs be such profiicent swimmers?

I felt more for this penguin than for Iron Man.

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Orcas are bored with how dumb the penguins are and easy to catch, they like to fuck with them to cure the boredom.

They took on a torpedo shape to maximize swimming speed.

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>Hollywood has yet to produce a romance to top this

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I knew I shouldn’t have watched this

Are they seriously chasing him and endangering everyone over a fucking TV license?

Penguins aren't like other birds, dingus.

How does this make you feel?

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Also this

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What the hell is this depressionkino. Stop posting it.

yeah which is why they can dive, swim and jump out of the water really efficiently

Because the Cuckval flicks are designed for p-zombies

It's a fucking penguin, it can just swim over and jump back to his flock.

my fuckign heart.
good go penguin

>you were born too early to see penguins evolve into bird whales

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Such is life as a penguin.

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Did it drop into the shitpit?

Something like that.

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Orcas bully everything, from seabirds to true whales. Dolphins rival and maybe surpass even primates for cruelty, considering all the shit they manage to get up to without even having fine motor control. When a captive orca kills a human, it almost always plays with them and bashes them against the sides and bottoms of its enclosure while it drowns them, and keeps playing with the body after.

it's because of context

Fuuuuuuck

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your 8 yr old nephew gets more pussy than you

Why does penguinkino have some of the best cinematography in the 20 years?

Absolutely
Unequivocally
Impossibly
BASED

The last 20 years*

Someone post the webm of a qt penguin getting raped by a seal.

How about some duck kino?

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>suggesting it's normal for small children to have sex

spotted the jew

with pussy, yes
>spotted the faggot

Man, how does Tom Cruise do it?

What the fuck is his problem?

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Did child porn fry your brain, kike?

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Yes, actually.

However, do you rally wanna swim in Orca infested waters? This is Antarctica remember. Staying on land for as long as possible is likely your best bet for survival.

>But why

;_;

did he die

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ah fuck, was hoping no one would post that

>Penguin with autism

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why does it exciting to you user? you know they can swim right?

Why is nature such an asshole?

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Why did he do it, BROS?
WHY DID HE FUCKING DO IT?! ;_;

>youtube.com/watch?v=mrxyOJfy0ww
The Lazarus Pit

Many such cases.

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it's like they are all laughing

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it's like a few feet, orcas can't teleport

Are Seagulls literally the shittiest bird in existence? They're complete pricks.

Orcas are very intelligent, that's why they are huge assholes. They get bored so instead of just eating the pengu it has to be played with and terrorized first.

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youtu.be/68dRNZV0nW0

Why are these birds so fucking based?

They're showing more empathy than certain subgroups of humans.

>let me pick at his eyeball, maybe that'll help

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m8 Orcas are methodical predators. I've seen them just turn up out of nowhere to attack something.

>thieves
>prolific rapists
>shit up any place they linger
>dumb as a rock
ducks are the nigger of the bird world

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Less competition for resources. In warmer climates there would never be enough food to sustain penguin ecologies and sizes as large as they get. Penguins are tiny in warmer climates.

I wonder if he was crushed to death before or after the Harvster came

Geese are afraid of NOTHING.

It's not even a meme. They fear literally nothing.

again, it would take it a few seconds to get up to land. unless the orca was actually hiding right under the ice (which we both know it wasn't)

no user, they are so fluffy their bones don't break

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because it isn't predictable capeshit garbage

youtu.be/K16lZU0agbg

They sure know how to have fun

>(which we both know it wasn't)

Don't be so sure; they're sneaky fuckers. If you was that Penguin, you wouldn't wanna jump in the water either.

Why not just shoot or pit maneuver. How can the uk be the progenitor of our civilization.

yfw Over thousands of years there must be millions of dead penguin chicks in the ice.

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>shitting on bird jannies
They actually keep the please clean and orderly and actually receive nutrimental compensation. Not their fault those dumb healthy penguins can't see the writing on the wall.

>If you was that

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They're such fucking niggers.

Nature documentaries are the ultimate thrill because there is no good or evil. You never know what happens
youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM

of course I wouldn't, but that wasn't really the topic. penguins don't usually fall into the water by mistake and I'm sure orcas are spending their time with more reliable activities

What' your point?

>Be penguin
>Cold as fuck all year round
>EVERYTHING wants to murder and eat you

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They fear my truck. They move out of the road when I come home every day.

Whose the chadest boy, cowgeese or tigerduck?

Why does OP post like a cool wine aunt sharing epic videos on facebook?
Is he another 2018 tourist?

That would be geese, but gulls are a close second

K I N O

Yeah, right after they fucked your boyfriend lol

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Bro were you also at Getty Drive In last night?

That penguin knows what its doing as it fucking lives there and deals with survival on a daily basis. So yeah, it couldve swam, but didnt bc it probably had a really good reason.

They're a total menace.

I live very close to the seaside and the counsel have imported and built specific nests for Falcons just to keep Seagulls away from certain areas of the town.

lmao I know dude, we're talking about a made up scenario where it didn't make it and had to swim. jesus, calm down

based penguin

Someone add some explosions in there

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where is that?

Michael Bay you're drunk. Go to bed.

>not realizing the killer what is the chadliest of all sea creatures

California.

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>traumatic
penguins can swim nigga

NEET LIFE

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I think I saw this on Reddit. Not kidding, I'll try to find it.

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It's not like it would be stranded. Penguins are one evolutionary step away from being aquatic.

Why cant black people swim?

yea looked it up
Lake Berryessa glory hole. Thought it was something natural

>already covered in shit

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Yea Forums is definitely better at these threads than Yea Forums.

I thought he was saying "slide" too, but I think the line is actually "It's a lie."

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It happens.

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brrrr chilly!

if it were me I'd just go live somewhere else

>it is not known if birds were male or female

so progressive

this nigga eating peas

they should make a penguin cinematic universe franchise instead of capeshit

Is there a UHD or 4k version of pic related? I need this as my 2560x1440 wallpaper.

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like a movie about a penguin superhero?

No clue, if there is then post it.

t. seagull

The ice would tip over if it were an American

do they take up 13%?

They have. Happy feet and Babe are both part of the mad max universe.
Immortan Joe was actually a mutated emperor penguin. He was covered in white powder to cover his black feathers, and the mast was so no one saw his break.

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penguins face real challenges in their life and normies cant relate

Jesus christ i had tear in my eyes from laughing. Please post more penguins shitting on each other.

Because americans always tip

Penguin says, "slide." Marla says, "it's a lie."

>only humans can be autis-

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because a penguin chooses, a man obeys

>anything human brain can come up with
Does this not fall under the umbrella of "nature"?

Why was it alone

Penguilets will never learn.

penguins are the most kino animal

If only he could swim.

gets his ass beat by a toddler penguin

>hey everyone, let's all vote for the guy who thinks global warming is a hoax

comfy NEET penguin is /ourguy/

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Penguins are the poles of animals

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7PlUGbsXlQ
Truly most Kino

>tfw they fight together
>STAND YOUR GROUND
Feels like 300 here

>mfw telling a Chinese fisherman that orca fins improve performance in the bedroom
Bye bye killer whales, I hope you like being soup!

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>not knowing that the Antarctic has some of the richest waters in the world
Yikes...

holy shit, it's creeper

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Fucking manlets

The manlet in denial, constantly furious at the world and himself for the injustice he won't consciously admit. Pathetic and a burden to all, he snaps until beaten like the mad (toy breed) dog he is.
Enlightened manlet, aware of his natural inferiority but humbly contributing what he can.

SEAL BBC FOR EVERY CUTE CHICKEN

best thread in Yea Forums rn

I have nightmares about falling into a hole like this and drowning.

I got you senpai

youtu.be/xK6YhslbkHo

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BASED PENGUINLET

Just fly away and dont sit around like that one in the webm.

god i wish cornwall council would do this

based and chromepilled

I was about to get into the shower and there was an Orca in the tub waiting for me You never know where these assholes are hiding

The noosphere exists above the biosphere.

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>hulk theme song playing

You didn't understand the post you were responding to.

we need the new flamingo march from Our Earth

DISDAIN FOR PLEBS

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They are sub animals.

FAKE ANIMALS LOOK INTO IT

you do know that penguins are excellent swimmers, don't you?

>AND ON THE SIXTH DAY
>GOD ACCIDENTALLY ATE A PLATE OF HIS ROOMATES BROWNIES

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>Baby birds making a fucking defensive circle
How are they so intelligent? Is it the cold? Was /pol/ right all along?

there's tension in a scene where the outcome is unknown, we care for the characters, and those characters might fail. this penguin character isn't on the poster of the movie. we don't know that there are 10 more movies planned that all involve this character.

if they made 20 movies involving this penguin, we might expect that he dies in the last one. no surprises there if he dies, since the audience has come to terms with that final movie being a send-off for the characters.

Because there's no actual stake in marvel movies. The entire universe might be under threat but it's just treated as another action scene.

Involing everything with /pol/ stuff is annoying mate.

Cetaceans are the niggers of the sea.

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what the fuck is his problem?

Why are you posting the exact same thread for days on end?

Because it's still better than capeshit and GoTism.

I love how the biggest one stays in the back.

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why a glock?

This, plus the stakes and power levels of the characters are better set up than in a Marvel movie.

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The ones that life the longest are probably the ones that stay far behind.

>Cetaceans are the god emperor of the sea.
ftfy

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Falcon btfo.

HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO

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It wouldn't be nearly as funny without the UK accent

>I-I CAN'T GET TONE!
>WHO IS THIS GUY!

>My life fades, my vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. Most of all, I remember the man we called Max, the road warrior. To understand who he was we have to go back to the other time. When the world was powered by the black fuel, and the desert sprung great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They’d built a house of straw. Suddenly their machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked, but nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. Cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting and a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white-line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, waging war for a tank of juice. Good brave men were battered and smashed. Men like Max, who ruled the highways in the name of the law. Who became a lover, husband, father. And with the roar of an engine, he lost everything, his woman, his child, his world. He wandered out into the wasteland, and here he would learn, amid the dark wreckage, that the fire which burns in the heart of man, will endure. Hope survives.

>when your documentary has rendering errors in the background but the shipping deadline is today so you don't have time to fix them

Jet powered orinthopters when?

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BIG SEAL COCK

that's a sparrowhawk

>HE made it!
>HE
why is that always the default assumption?

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Looks like one of those 3D animated YouTube meme videos but with realistic models

>They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something else no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck. ...Was I wrong?

Did you see any dragons flying around that penguin?

His friends were looking back for him

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fucking lefty faggot onions camera men aren't gonna help it? Only to make good kino they let it die?

that little run that little jump and that little belly slide literally remind me of super mario 64 for some reason

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Gorillas im Nebel

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>lefty
>gets mad because camera men dont interfere on nature
Are you retarded?

orcas are known for flipping over ice shit and make pinguines fall into the water on purpose

>someone who doesn't agree with me = lefty by default
How do you know someone is an neonazi? They'll tell you.

You're being hollowed out by a seal cock with a bone in it larger than your femur.

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What are you talking, i quoted him with the "lefty".
Why has everything to do with politics. Some people do a documentation and suddenly someone is lefty because he is not interfering.
Why would they run up on every animal to help if its in danger? Its a documentation for fucks sake, thats nature.
Piss of with politcs already.

Is this the same penguin chick? If so I feel better.

dude thinks he's hot shit after jumping a 6 inch gap

cut him some slack bro I don't think he even has knees

So Happy Feet?

based penguins

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>that fucking matrix dodge at :18

*crime rate rises*

hilarious and original

more like
PeNIGuin, am I right
haha

irl princess points

In the end of the documentary the crew dug a way out for all of the trapped penguins, there was a happy ending anons

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Based flamingos

>nap time
>total shitfest

danny devito?

t-thanks

Source?

what the fuck
this is high intelligence

Penguins are little bastards, user.

Absolute cyberpengkino

I need a source on this.

That's mirage you retard.

You don't survive the most hostile place on Earth for millennia if your species is full of retards, user.

>Scientists discover penguins being huge assholes who enjoy rape, ganbang rape and necrophilia
>Study was shut down because it would affect their cutness
Penguin Mafia

falconlet btfo

I kinda heared the same about ducks.

That's the smartest, warmest penguin

Quack

nigger

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BAN ASSAULT PETRELS

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why all these niggas only shit on this one

epic

The ocean

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I want to hug it.

>How are they so intelligent? Is it the cold? Was /pol/ right all along?
it's the fish.

>meddling with nature

the penguins will have their revenge

This is a good analogy for how big businesses work.

stupid fish, why do yhey swim so close to the surface?

lol

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>the absolute arrogance of that dodge at 0.18

incredibly based.

>mcufags.webm

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I have never not liked almost all animals except blatant murderers rapists and bugs especially hornets (tarantulas are in and good and blessed)
please call me based

>penguins: white europeans
>seals: muslisms

How do you feel about this thing?

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stop obsessing about your nephew, its immoral

cute but not unnecessarily violent like boars or moose so they're good

oh or wasps btw

are that electric eels?

good thing they are bouncy. but why lay the eggs up so high?

did the penguin actually survive the ass rape?

Nature docs are blackpilled af

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He did.

orca's are damn fast though
and they hunt anything for fun.
even great white sharks get hunted, they actually turn them over and then only eat the liver while the shark is still alive

What else are they going to do for fun? Their entire planet is literally fucking nothing but 3d space and tasty nuggies all around them.

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holy shit. that seagul got fucking beaten the shit out of him. don't fuck with momma duck

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>I have never not liked almost all

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please don't make fun of me

damn thats a shitload of snakes

Don't know why, but I cared about that little guy making it.

Yes

what did he know that we didn't?

This is the true penguin kino, OP is penguin capeshit

That's how I feel trying to grocery shop without having to interact with anyone.

Read this
hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/mm.aspx

Predators

i used to say they but after all this pronoun faggotry i stopped giving a shit

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>hey thanks for the biscuit
>have some water

Life is stranger (more exciting) than fiction.

But why

Heeeeeyo nice

and i have a new screensaver

Penguins have such a difficult life. It ain’t fair bros fuck seals and fuck whales.

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>when you're a newbie and the premade with 4000 hours played each rolls up on you

every reply has been true
fuck those ocean hyenas, absolute cunts, bring back hunting, but just for them.

that's like saying why don't all us white eurpooreans move to africa cos it's warmer than Scotland, lol fucking dumbass.

is that other penguin comforting the mom/dad?

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God I wish it was me.

reminds me of recess in norway in february

Damn that’s a kino shot. What documentary is this from?

are they ok? Why are they alone!?

>he doesn't know

it's because you are autistic

He's gotta be strong