Show about fat people

>show about fat people
>protagonist is so fat he can't leave bed
>paramedics come to lift him up
>they are all very obese too
>patient arrives the hospital
>nurses are incredible obese too
>doctor comes to talk to protagonist
>doctor is obese too

This show is so good. I keep laughing for the entire hour.

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America is honestly priceless. They'll collapse under their own weight in the near future and the world will applaud it and reign in a new era of civilisation with those scum in the usa

How do Americans get this fat? I've been eating like shit for the past decade, stuffing my fat fucking face with junk food any chance I get, and I'm still only overweight at 180 or so pounds at 5'8". Am I doing something wrong? I want to be 600 pounds.

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It really does suck to actually be a fot american around fatties.

However this is another case of the pot calling the kettle black. Some euro trash trying to jab america for problems it also has.

Britons are fat. It's not a debate or a secret.

Plus you guys are forever scarred with selling out your countries to brown people who wipe their ass with their hand cuz muh tolerance.

Carbs only.

Sounds like somewhere in the South. Even the wealthier professional class is fat as fuck.

“Plus you guys are forever scarred with selling out your countries to brown people who wipe their ass with their hand cuz muh tolerance.“
Your country is going to be majority Hispanic and 15 years and you let black people destroy your cities, fat faggot fuck

Mostly niggers

One of these guys should get into pro wrestling. It's been a while since we've had a Yokozuna or Viscera in the industry.

>Only walk to and from their car
>Never exercise
>Chemically addicted to sugar and carbohydrates
>Be surrounded by obesity so you subconsciously view it as normal (this is how you get families or villages where nearly 100% are obese)
>Be on disability so they dont need to move to earn income
>Usually southern, who are distinctly less intelligent than other whites in the world. IQ correlates with obesity
>Gigantic portions that we are conditioned to finish, as a sense of pride or obligation
>80%+ Carb diet
>Obesity is catered to; scooters and handicapped spots are readily available
>The cheap, quick foods are not too healthy and these fucks will always go for a super amount of the most unhealthy things on the menu.

Take your pick; all are valid. Keep in mind, the obese American is more of a phenomenon caused by a reliance on cars and a lack of exercise more than anything else. White Americans who live in cities basically look like non-Bong Europeans because they walk everywhere.

Muslim refugees are running your countries

No. They. Aren't.

I'm 6'2 and 205lbs, am I a fatty bros?

Rent free

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Also remember that lots of white americans in the South have bong heritage. We bongs are the most obese in Europe.

COPE

Not a lot of English heritage in the south. Mostly German, French, and Spanish with sprinkles of Italian.

I guarantee you, nobody in America so much as considers whatever shithole country you're from.

He doesn't look like that anymore.

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Good, the further Americans stay away the better

The scale is wrong!
But I *did* follow the diet!
I'm not getting ANY credit for how HARD I worked!
It's my only comfort!
My family isn't supporting me!
It's water weight!
I was abused as a child!

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I'll take things that will never happen for 500, Alex

>food is my only friend
>I lived in this body for x years so I know it better than you doctor
>the lord will help me

When I went there in 2014, literally every white person I spoke to told me about how they were 'originally from England'. Though I guess that could just be general lack of education.

>>the lord will help me

Oh, that one was my favorite!

I take it he never read the part about gluttony in the bible

I don't understand too since I eat like shit I don't gain a fuckton of weight. Like others said I believe it is the 0 exercise component.

To gain lots of weight you need to eat like shit all the time PLUS live a caged pig, not even moving your arms around to conserver energy. Be relatively active like walking and even going only 2x per week to the gym and goodbye fat.

Christians in America don't actually read the Bible. They just learn about it from church, and since no pastor will survive telling his congregation to stop being fatasses, they never learn about the sin of gluttony.

>literally had a black man run his country for 8 years

>Country takes better care of refugees than its own.
>muslim mayor in London

Why would you want to be 600 pounds?

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She was arguing that the Lord would cure her of obesity.

Dr. Now tried to argue that God will not protect her from the consequences of her own actions, but she refused to hear it.

look at this dued

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W..what is that?

Still doesnt answer the question of why obesity is casually accepted.

How can black people even compete?

Train in the Sumo Kenko Taiso, you can get over 300 pounds but it will all be subcutaneous fat and not visceral fat so you'll have good cardio and healthy body but you'll also have the weight and strength of a 300 pound man.

FUPA

Wait. What?

This guy single handedly tips the scale in the white man's favor

just do coke and heroin if you want to die

>implying my country is Britain
>implying my countries not whiter than yours

Is this literally an allegory of America's influence on the world stage.

What exactly did they censor?

>look up show
>it's on its seventh season

wow even the number of episodes is too large

Just the tip

Sauce?

Europe is all the same shit with different languages, retard. Your white population doesnt matter when it's only 1-50 million people. Bitch.

Almost got me, decent bait user

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Check out some stats.

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>white america
Might as well be posting stats from Narnia. Jesus you guys are cringe.

America will kick ur ass starvin marvin

Why do you think current statistics are Narnia?

It's the price of freedom.

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>OP talks about fat people show
>thinks it's funny how fat everyone is
>angry burger takes it personally
>claims to be fit
>calls OP a hypocrite
>says europe is lost

Like clockwork

you don't need to eat 3 square meals every single day. everyone needs to fast in some form.

classic CICO says that even eating an apple more than you need to every day will lead to long-term weight gain. eat an extra 60 cals over your BMR and you've gained 1lb of bodyfat in 60 days (assuming 1lb bodyfat = 3500 cals).

you need to fast to reset your fat stores back to an appropriate percentage (at least under 20%, aim for low teens)

nobody has ever had to do this before because it was almost a guarantee they'd have multiple 'shock' events in their lifetime (famine, migration, war, overland travel, hard winter). nobody ever had to make a point of exercising either but we all know it's a must.

Average white man's penis is now 12 inches long, 9 inches girth

>this thread

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a-and socialism will work. it will be so glorious..

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>Stop flying planes

Take western Europe's non-whites and eastern europeans away and crime basically disappears. It's not exactly exclusive to the US.

>just build a 3500 mile long rail line from NYC to London somehow

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>They'll collapse under their own weight
To the sea? Good.

>One chart says 47% of blacks are obese
>Adjacent chart says 18% have BMI>30
I need some explanation.

If you took away everyone's car you could probably cure the obesity problem overnight.

This

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I've lived 26 years of eating like shit and never having set foot in a gym ever and I'm not even close to these freaks size

you need a feeder, someone that stuffs your face for you

you mean an architect?

How can you get this fat?
Of course you'd need to follow a strict American diet and I figure that you'd need to make your walking distances as short as possible. So it would make sense to set up your fridge near your bed and call a delivery service every day. For added efficiency, you could shit in a bucket and throw your feces out of your bedroom window.

>If you took away everyone's car you could probably cure the obesity problem overnight.

I live in East Texas, and went to Manhattan over the holidays last year. The difference was incredible.

The people there are all slim, the people here at home are almost universally obese. The difference is that in NY they walk everywhere, and in Texas everyone drives.

please read Good Calories Bad Calories for the account of how it got like this. Government recommendations were and are still almost the opposite of healthy. The recommendation are based on dogma and not evidence to this day. Please read it.

>classic CICO says that even eating an apple more than you need to every day will lead to long-term weight gain. eat an extra 60 cals over your BMR and you've gained 1lb of bodyfat in 60 days (assuming 1lb bodyfat = 3500 cals)
Well yeah if you literally lay in bed all day and have someone bring you food, if you actually do a reasonable, feasible amount of daily exercise then fasting is not necessary at all

That shit's funded by the fucking wheat board. Gee, I wonder what they recommend you eat the most of.

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