Share the last time you met a Yea Forums celebrity

Share the last time you met a Yea Forums celebrity
Was it up to your expectations? Did you spaghetti the whole situation?

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i don't recognize him

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NOT nice.

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

Typical Steve Martin
He has so much talent

who's that chick and why is she a celebrity?

You don't have to bait in a SteveMRE thread.

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Brit here, are these two famous?

>this is definitely not edible
>I'll take a little bite

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Hey Steve that haircut makes you look stupid haha

> Yep... It's definitely rotten
*Eats the whole thing*

Is he a youtuber?

literally fucking who ?

hmm no hiss

Very down to earth

I met Tara Reid once. I was wearing a dude abides t-shirt and what got me was that she took a look at it for a second and said "hey I was in that!". It was brief and not really interesting but I thought it was cool

This is an ancient Roman bread and meat ration. Produced from circa. 57-83 AD, this ration was designed to feed a legion for one day! Alright, Let's get this out onto a tray
>Video cuts to several piles of dust sitting on a tray surrounding a petrified loaf of bread
Nice! As you can see, these are in great shape! Let's start with this vegetable ration
>Camera zooms in on one dust pile
That's in such great shape, I just can't help myself
>Grabs a pinch
Hmm... Tastes vaguely of grass and dirt.. No, that's not good at all
>Grabs another pinch
No, that is not edible. Let's move on to this meat ration.
>Camera zooms on other dust pile
Now, this would have been chicken or mutton, no real way to tell now except a taste test
>Takes pinch
Hmm... You know, I can kinda taste the meat here.... Tastes kinda like chicken... I gotta have more
>Takes another pinch
>Camera cuts to tray missing one pile
Now here we have the real star of the show, the bread. It kinda looks like a rock but this really is in remarkable shape. I'm gonna try and cut it
>Pokes it with P38, chipping it slightly
No hiss
>Footage speeds up as he slowly chips away at the bread
Hmm, didn't really break up evenly. I can't wait to try it
>Camera cuts to face cam, loud crunching can be heard
Hm.. No, this is definitely rancid. It's leaving a sort of mouldy film on my teeth as I chew it... I'd probably die if I took another bite
>Takes another bite
Hmm... No this is terrible
>Cuts back to tray
What an experience. Anyway, this is Steve1989 off MREInfo. Hope you liked the video, and I'm gonna be comin at ya with something new. Or old! See ya!

I want to see Steve try a chunk of mammoth meat recovered from a glacier. You know he'd eat the whole thing, too.

Came with a fruit cup too, nice!

For a moment I thought the woman on the left was pornstar Ashlynn Brooke.

>thinking about getting her home and seeing if she opens with a nice hiss

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>"There's some corrosion here, looks like air got in at one point, that's disappointing"

Why is Steve such a fucking chad?

>eats calorie bomb military rations everyday
>/fit/ chadcel
>roasties beg to take his picture
Based Steve

He embraces being a dork by even worrying about it, that's why he can have a weird niche hobby/channel and still be cool. The guy's not self-conscious at all and it shows in his demeanor, true lawful-good chad behavior.