ITT: times you subverted expectations

>be me
>have a grandpa
>grandpa really likes to play chess
>visit him during spring him
>challange him for a game
>we play for like 25 minutes
>It's an intense battle
>finally he gets the upper hand
>in two moves he is going to win
>move my bastion to F5
>suddenly pull out 4 aces from my sleeve
>"POKER, OLD MAN!!!! I WIN, YOU LOSE!!"
>mfw expectations were subverted that day

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>mom asks me to take the chicken out of the freezer so it's thawed by the time she's home
>I don't do that

>get to write my own post-sequel trilogy

MANDMAN

>Book a hotel room
>Walk up to receptionist
>And here....we....go
>"I booked a room for tonight, and would like to check out please"
>"do you mean check in?"
>GOTTEM

>open restaurant
>put salt in pepper pot
>put pepper in salt shaker

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>put tendies in the oven
>40 minutes and they are nice and crispy
>take out of oven and immediately throw them in the trash without so much as a whiff

D&D consulted me for S08E03

>Pizza delivery boy
>Client orders a pizza
>Deliver wrong pizza with 3/4 of slices missing

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Did he clap or crap?

>be me
>see a shy, slightly chubby qt in my history lecture
>finally get up the nerve to talk to her
>ask her to get coffee sometimes
>she says yes
>spark up relationship
>eventually make her my wife
>impregnate her and be expecting our first child in 4 months
>mfw i drop the bomb and let her know i've actually been a gay man this whole time and i'm leaving her to pursue a career in drag
expectation status: subverted

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>go to pee
>poo comes out
Expectations subverted