Do you own any movie merchandise?

yeah us real adults love sodomite paraphernalia

Any true American patriot wouldn't hesitate to cram this deep in their ass

>mate its in my fucking butt

So? What's the excuse here?

they gave these out at my theater

america's butt plug

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>2019
>Thought we'd have jetpacks, immersive VR, scientific biological youth extension
>We've got commemorative butt plugs for the 22nd blockbuster movie adaptation of children's comic books from 70 years ago

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kill yourself you fucking queer

Kek
When I was a child I thought we would have invented immortality before I turned 30
Instead we got child dragqueens

When I was a young boy,
Said put away those young boy ways
Now that I'm getting' older, so much older
I long for those young boy days
With a girl like you
With a girl like you
Lord knows there are things we can do, baby
Just me and you
Come on and make it a
Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good
You don't have to be so exciting
Just trying to give myself a little bit of fun, yeah
You always look so inviting
You ain't as green as you are young
Hey baby it's you
Come on girl now it's you
Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby
Let's see what we can do
Come on and make it a
Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good
I ain't talking no big deals
I ain't made no plans myself
I ain't talking no high heels
Maybe we could walk around, all day long,
Walk around, all day long
Hurt so good
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good
Hurt so good, come baby now
Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it hurt so good
Hey, hey

You can always hope for a second Hitler before hitting 50, it'll definitely happen at this rate.

This, there's nothing more grown up than paying a mortgage and sticking things in ur berthole

I don't but I found my Dad's kissing practicing machine in his bottom drawer and used to practice kissing with it all the time when he was at work.

I think it was a tie in to some kissing movie.

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Sweetie that's a tongue scraper

>And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power.

What was the exact moment we were bumped from an understandable timeline in to this ridiculous one? i have not been able to understand the motivation for practically anything from anyone who do anything I see in the world for at least 3-4 years.

right in the infinity mouth

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that'd snap my dick off