Night King returns edition
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/got/
Xavier Ross
Luis Foster
first for Arya killing him is not the main problem. While it was cringey and could've been done literally anyone else in an infinite amount of better ways, it is still forgivable compared to the more egregious problem created, in that the major conflict has been ended too soon. As many people have already pointed out, this was the main course, what we've had built up for 8 years and seasons from the first first scene of the series. And now, in one battle with very little actual losses, it's over.
We lost a few characters, we lost (part of) the Wall, and Winterfell (and the north) is damaged. That is all the White Walkers and Night King, after THOUSANDS of years of preparing, have accomplished. Even Bloodraven's death meant nothing since he was immediately replaced by Bran, and NK utterly failed to kill Bran later. This apocalyptic and mysterious threat that has been time and time again hyped up to be devastating to the world, when unleashed, just goes out with a whimper when their big battle finally comes. It's really pathetic too when you consider just how little the heroes lost.
And now we go back to squabbling over a chair. Because, you know, who cares about the fact that Cersei has already been portrayed as foolish for staying behind during the "great war". Now she gets rewarded for it and upgraded to main villain, because apparently there's better stakes there than in the literal battle for ice and fire that ties into the direct theme of the show and books.
Who honestly cares anymore? Cersei isn't awful but it's just Cersei on her own pretty much, Euron is a disgrace in comparison to his book counterpart and has done nothing of note in the show at all other than fuel Cersei's plotline. They rushed out the big main conflict too soon and now we're left with the lamer, far less important one. How the fuck is that supposed to be exciting?
Carter Ramirez
I'm bored. We need some actual discussion or something fun.
Justin King
NK was Bran and 3 Eyed Raven stole Brans body.
Benjamin Ortiz
>that spoiler
Levi Davis
Arya killing him is not the main problem. While it was cringey and could've been done literally anyone else in an infinite amount of better ways, it is still forgivable compared to the more egregious problem created, in that the major conflict has been ended too soon. As many people have already pointed out, this was the main course, what we've had built up for 8 years and seasons from the first first scene of the series. And now, in one battle with very little actual losses, it's over.
We lost a few characters, we lost (part of) the Wall, and Winterfell (and the north) is damaged. That is all the White Walkers and Night King, after THOUSANDS of years of preparing, have accomplished. Even Bloodraven's death meant nothing since he was immediately replaced by Bran, and NK utterly failed to kill Bran later. This apocalyptic and mysterious threat that has been time and time again hyped up to be devastating to the world, when unleashed, just goes out with a whimper when their big battle finally comes. It's really pathetic too when you consider just how little the heroes lost.
And now we go back to squabbling over a chair. Because, you know, who cares about the fact that Cersei has already been portrayed as foolish for staying behind during the "great war". Now she gets rewarded for it and upgraded to main villain, because apparently there's better stakes there than in the literal battle for ice and fire that ties into the direct theme of the show and books.
Who honestly cares anymore? Cersei isn't awful but it's just Cersei on her own pretty much, Euron is a disgrace in comparison to his book counterpart and has done nothing of note in the show at all other than fuel Cersei's plotline. They rushed out the big main conflict too soon and now we're left with the lamer, far less important one. How the fuck is that supposed to be exciting?
Josiah Cook
>A-Arya killing him is not the main problem please don't tell me to have sex again
Landon White
R’hllor ressurected Jon because _______.
Kayden Martin
If Qyburn actually ends up being the true master villain sitting on throne at end of movie I'll be happy and let D&D's bullshit slide
Kevin Miller
Julian Peterson
Argument won
Jonathan Gonzalez
Reminder that Walder Frey killed more major characters than supposed world-ending threat that everyone needed to prepare for near 10,000 years.
Jacob Morris
I'm too sore from all this sex. Please stop!
Brody Jones
Incest is revered by the Lord of Light.
Michael Cook
The night king and all his generals BUT ONE is dead.
or did you all forget the baby that went through the ceremony at the end of that season?
Luis Brown
>her most recent movie was a supporting role in a direct to video travolta movie and she had a lead role in an upcoming Syfy original series
AHHHHH FUCK YOU DABID FOR RUINING HER CAREER
im going to become a famous director and im going to cast her and TAKE BACK WHAT DABID TOOK
Joseph Nguyen
even if jon killed him in the same episode it would still be a massive problem because it would still make it anticlimactic
do you really want cersei as the main villain
William Campbell
It only makes sense that the Great Other resurrected Jon since he actually did more harm than good coming back.
David Cox
that’s just the way he rolls.
Jacob Wood
Griffith did nothing wrong.
Michael Collins
>Mountain night king
Eugh.
Brayden Flores
why would the baby not explode into ice cubes like all the other white walkers
Nathan Ortiz
Ok one last time.
Re-write of The Long Night.
Jonathan Murphy
It really isn't though. It's HOW they lead up to and portrayed the killing that left a sour taste in everyone's mouth.
>woa, a zombie noticed the wind! Sneaky!
>ooahh, she used that move she was practicing one episode hundreds of episodes ago! Foreshadowing!
Christopher Gonzalez
Little dove woke in King's Landing
The betrothed prince - he is demanding
There's a lot of grief and sorrow
Will poor Sansa make it 'till tomorrow?
It is a sunny day, it's not enough
There's an array of plants and trees
She can't appreciate them too, it's tough
Are better days a thing that Sansa'll ever see?
But take a better look at trees
Lemon is what one will see
There's little good in Sansa's horrid fate
For she can enjoy a lemon cake
Justin Sanders
That's a fucking awful way for the NK to return because it doesn't add or explain anything to his story it's just a way to artificially create more drama. Sounds like a load of shit anyway
Levi Wilson
based
cringe
Angel Cox
>Arya defeats the NK and spares his life
Wow, it's destiny.
Logan Long
Just enjoy the show, stop taking it so seriously haha
Camden Gutierrez
the lord works in mysterious ways
lol
Gabriel Stewart
Two things that are inexcusable.
1. Making them burst once dragonglass pierces them
2. Killing NK kills them all
This is really really cheap. Not even bad zombie movies do this. At least kill some characters to make up for it.
Jaxson Morgan
Aiden Roberts
heh, heh
Easton Parker
DID YOUR LADY FRIEND
LEAVE YOUR NEST AGAIN
THAT IS VERY SAD
MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD
YOU CAN FLY AWAY
IN TGE SKY AWAY
YOURE MORE LUCKY DAN MEEEEEEEEE
Adam Diaz
SHes cute, who is she?
Gabriel Young
Owen Sanchez
Betting on the NK being completely forgotten about after the first 10 minutes of the episode.
Julian Lee
It was protected by the magic of ice pillars and the altar or whatever.
Jordan Morris
>the mountain and oberyn working together
Dayne tier
Noah Rodriguez
>Just turn off your brain man!
It's not like this is the finale to a show that in the past had way better writing that didn't need zombie consumerism or anything
Thomas Foster
The most Oberyn and Theon things ever.
Hunter Baker
youtube.com
man ill miss these guys
Cameron Morgan
>Tywin thinks about home.
Hit hard.
Jackson Morales
uhhh where do i watch s8e4? Hasn't it already been aired in the US?
Ayden Scott
...
Jace Phillips
no
Adam Richardson
Oof.
Henry Garcia
>Night Mountain
>that chatter that was going around about Arya killing the Mountain in Cleganebowl
Ah fuck lads not fucking again
Nathan Flores
Can this board game faggot kill himself yet? FUCK OFF
Tyler Flores
Eli Miller
Seething.
Julian Bennett
>and then one day Hitler was elected for no reason.
James Moore
>night king takes a staff
watch out dany
Jose Martin
>Computer, access media library of 21st century. Search for Game of Thrones. Create a fully sentient Night King. DISENGAGE ALL SAFETY PROTOCOLS!
Nolan Mitchell
Josiah Adams
>*dabs*
>*dies*
Isaac Long
>Jaime, Gendry, Stannis, Bobby, Ned, Mance, and Tormund all die straight away
Well it's equally as disappointing.
Brayden Hernandez
I REALLY WANNA SOB
I WILL NEVER SHUT MY GOB
ABOUT MY DEAR FRIEND ROBB
JONBOY, SISTERS AND THE BROTHER
WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER
THEY WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER
Gavin Wood
>tywin finishing the job
Caleb Sanders
You were a good man
Jonathan Baker
he finds aunt nephew sex hot
Ryder Morris
But the others were created by the children of the forest, according to the show. So that means the great other doesn't even exist.
Daniel Howard
>But he doesn't intend to end with a "horrible apocalypse," as the interviewer characterized some expectations.
>"I've said before that the tone of the ending that I'm going for is bittersweet," Martin said. "I mean, it's no secret that Tolkien has been a huge influence on me, and I love the way he ended Lord of the Rings. It ends with victory, but it's a bittersweet victory. Frodo is never whole again, and he goes away to the Undying Lands, and the other people live their lives."
>Martin referenced the second-to-last chapter in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy and the third book, Return of the King, as an inspiration for what's to come.
>In "The Scouring of the Shire," the battle for Middle-Earth has ended, and the hobbits return to their homeland. Once idyllic and pastoral, it's been overtaken by Sharkey, the wizard formerly known as Saruman, and our heroes must win it back. Martin goes beyond those events, too, referencing Tolkien's chronicle of the characters' lives after the biggest and most important things they'll ever do fade into memory.
>"And 'The Scouring of the Shire' — brilliant piece of work, which I didn't understand when I was 13 years old: ‘Why is this here? The story's over?' But every time I read it I understand the brilliance of that segment more and more. All I can say is that's the kind of tone I will be aiming for. Whether I achieve it or not, that will be up to people like you and my readers to judge."
AAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK YOU GEORGE THIS WAS ALL PLANNED FROM THE BEGINNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mason Edwards
>That Tywin event
TALK ABOUT A BATTLE OF THE TRIDENT!
[cue laughtrack]
Andrew Cook
he did it
Matthew Nelson
Take your bets lads, winner coming next.
Alexander Lewis
which of these three is the most feminine?
also Bran had some great ringlets in Season 4
Tyler Wood
>random simulator makes a better story than dnd
H A C K S
Angel Cook
Jorah is such a chad. Dany truly is braindead.
Andrew Butler
Just watched beyond the wall, the worst episode I ever saw on tv. Jon is the biggest mary sue in media and an absolute retard, and they managed to completly butcher Aryas character within half a season. At this point I'm rooting for Cersei and hope she wipes out the Starks.
Lincoln Martin
The North remembers. The real North, not the neutered soý equivalent in the show.
Jace Jackson
theon is a good man and will win, he is azor ahai
Dominic Anderson
imagine if killing the night king didn;t kill all the other WW and Wights. They would be unstoppable. but they had to cop out
Jackson Cox
schansa
Lucas Moore
>he's only just now realizing that GoT is a shit show
Just enjoy the ride faggots
Zachary Anderson
>New spoiler from freefolk, 50/50 on legitimacy
0/1000000 on legitimacy.
Henry Rogers
>that Tatsumaki on the right
Lucas Perry
You know they banged in real life.
And the finale is here, Schansa.
Cooper Turner
Where the fuck is Darkstar?
Why did they forget about him?
Can he at least get a single scene like his cousin?
Sebastian Young
Why do you watch this show? Just read medieval
european history
Xavier Smith
Nice fanart
Isaiah Martinez
tyene
Nathan Roberts
THE TRUE ENDING TO THE BOOKS
Oliver Perry
Still mad that he got offed.
Jeremiah Rogers
I've already read the War of the Roses, now I wanna read fictional War of the Roses.
Benjamin Torres
>fanart
Christian Thomas
The only thing that could make the show worse now would be Darkstar. They've gone full anime already.
Oliver Nelson
Enjoy niggers
Carson Hughes
>Why do you watch this show?
escapism
Kevin Campbell
you were a good man theon
Landon Russell
>we
Parker Mitchell
Dorne has been butchered, raped and forgotten. You don't want them to revive the corpse.
Jayden Diaz
lol india does it again
Jaxson Bailey
You should have fled with Jorah back to the red door and lemon tree and lived a happy life with your dragon children. Ah sadly people never realize they actually love someone until its too late. Sad.
Camden Thompson
>banged
Possibly.
Jordan Wood
no way fag
Kayden Jones
>when someone whines about how a work if fiction is "unrealistic"
Michael Morgan
Fucking Theon
Evan Hill
give it to us now
Joshua Garcia
That's the face and actions of basically a teen girl smitten to ridiculous degrees, wew Iain Glen.
Oliver Davis
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBS ME DAAAAAAAAAAAATZ NAOOOOO
Matthew Cooper
>Have him built up next episode as Euron's secret weapon. Don't explain why they're aligned because we've seen dumber shit before like le polar bears
>Have him kill Brienne or something before getting decked by Jamie
Meh, I'd like it. The swordfighting in the tower of joy scene was top notch.
Angel Morgan
What about the rest of Europe? Much more interesting
Nicholas Parker
To give the North a king who would give up his crown to Dany-chan for her strength in order to save his people
Carter Bell
>Mountain becomes new Night King
>other leaks already have Arya handily and quickly killing the Mountain
Son of a bi-
Jeremiah Myers
Already read most of it user. There is nothing left to read, only things to watch.
Nicholas Long
Is he /our guy/?
Benjamin Hall
Why couldn't she do that before he died
William Wood
Because it didn't die in the first place, it was changed
Grayson Wood
don't spoil my day man, don't take away my holiday
Gabriel Evans
>Davos: What does Stannis offer you? Vengeance. Vengeance for my sons and yours, for your husbands and your fathers and your brothers. Vengeance for your murdered lord, your murdered king, your butchered princes. Vengeance!
>Wylla: Yes. They killed Lord Eddard and Lady Catelyn and King Robb. He was our king! He was brave and good and the Freys murdered him. If Lord Stannis will avenge him, we should join Lord Stannis.[4]
>—Davos Seaworth and Wylla
I know about the promise ... Maester Theomore, tell them! A thousand years before the Conquest, a promise was made, and oaths were sworn in the Wolf's Den before the old gods and the new. When we were sore beset and friendless, hounded from our homes and in peril of our lives, the wolves took us in and nourished us and protected us against our enemies. The city is built upon the land they gave us. In return we swore that we should always be their men. Stark men![4]
>—Wylla to the Merman's Court
Quotes about Wylla
Wylla. Did you see how brave she was? Even when I threatened to have her tongue out, she reminded me of the debt White Harbor owes to the Starks of Winterfell, a debt that can never be repaid. Wylla spoke from the heart ... not every woman can be as brave as my Wylla.[6]
>—Wyman Manderly to Davos Seaworth
>My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter ... but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done. My son is home.[9]
>—Wyman, to Davos Seaworth
Chase Scott
meera
Leo Morales
You telling me that's official?
Elijah Ramirez
>eurpean medieval history
Tip top kek. That stuff is nowhere close to GoT though. Nothing will get give you the same sitting on the edge of your seat when it was leading up to arya killing the NK.
>oo aaa
>but muh completely irrelevant king that whored, drank and supressed some peasants
Yeah really cool..
Dylan Scott
God dammit just FUCKING LEAK ALREADY I'M SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT
Nathaniel Moore
That's still a 10/10 video. Someone needs to do this but Jorah getting out of the friendzone.
Dylan Baker
no, but dany
David Wilson
the others were converted from babies too
Isaac Reyes
>You raped Dorne. You murdered her storyline. You ruined her characters. Say it Dabid, and we can end this show quickly.
Jacob Gray
writer's were bored
Nathan Cox
yes
Thomas Young
post link pajeet
Jeremiah Bell
THE ONE TRUE KING
HAS RETURNED
Bentley Long
Trying to make sense of the mess D&D created, but I think I just created another piece of shit green text
He is Azor Ahai as DABID intended
>Baking bread gave him new life, he's reborn amongst the war
>Bread needs salt
>Baking needs an oven, so smoke
>Without him telling Arya to go North the NK would still be alive
>Arya thus become Lightbringer instead of AA
Prove me wrong plz, it's too shit to write it with a straight face
Adrian Phillips
GIBZ LEAKS NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Josiah Barnes
kek
Justin Fisher
The old gods did,
To rid the world of fire, (Dany)
Chase Jones
the surrender part always gets me.
Gavin Bell
Don't play with my heart user
Christopher Parker
Shut the fuck up you stupid gullible cunt retards its from a fucking promo now go and fucking hang yourselves
Jason Ross
STANNIS
Josiah Smith
fuck you India tv
Christopher Flores
lol
Luis Sanchez
Reminder that Jon x Ygritte over Jon x Dany. The former had far more chemistry, the latter is a prime example of how this show has gone to complete shit.
Sebastian Scott
How much Valyrian swords were in that fucking battle? 3, right? And not a single fucking one was used to fight the White Walkers. How can anybody defend this? Not even talking about the Night King.
Adam Young
So now he's the one that has a strong bargaining position after most of Dany/Stark/Karstark/Mormont/(insert other northern houses) are dead with episode 3 right?
He could ask Shansha to push for independent Norf
Jaxon Stewart
Fake and gay.
Angel Sanchez
What makes it even worse is that it's blatantly obvious D and D just made it up on the spot last season since before that point white walkers dying had no effect on the dead they controlled.
Chase Bennett
Did she enjoy it?
Elijah Jackson
SUBVERTED
Daniel Rogers
BASED STANNIS
Sebastian Adams
>decide to leak a picture
>it's a picture from a guy we knew was already dead
jesus fuck there's absolutely fuck all happening in next episode, is there?
Easton Torres
it was beautiful
James Butler
LEAK THE DAMN EPISODE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Parker Richardson
Maybe OPM isn't shit after all.
Christopher Young
norf f.c. confirmed
Alexander Sanchez
Wait a sec
Is this THE dagger?
Can't read very well that font, does it says something about DABID's plan?
Christopher Hill
ROBB'S BATTLE CRY
Jayden Stewart
No but I did
Hudson Hughes
This is pretty unfair since the Jon and Ygritte actors got fucking married and nobody had to do any acting or writing just film two people really falling in love.
Hunter Hughes
Sebastian Brooks
>childhood is idolising the Wars of The Roses
>adulthood is realising that The Anarchy is much more interesting
Samuel Foster
More chilling than the entirety of the "Northern revenge arc" on the show. And that's just build-up.
Kayden Ramirez
idk how ramsay could enjoy it with her flat ass. Id' rather fuck Reek.
Brandon Kelly
which promo
Luke Watson
HOW
Michael Garcia
what season was this?
Jonathan Powell
HOUSE FORRESTER FOR THE IRON THRONE
IRON FROM ICE
Colton Morales
>The Anarchy
That's the Dance of the Dragons right?
Jace Ramirez
very
Gabriel Watson
You would.
Brayden Hernandez
>The swordfighting in the tower of joy scene was top notch.
Kill yourself.
Josiah Mitchell
The biggest mistake Dab and Dabby ever made was creating the Night King. If you give this nigga a name, and call him the leader of them all, you have to create a backstory to him.
>H-he's just a force of death!!
Then WHY did he have that deal with Craster to take his children while keeping him alive? He should've just killed him if he's mindless. WHY did that White Walker leave Sam Tarly alive? WHY did they keep making those fucking stupid symbols? Was it all worthless?
Andrew Adams
kek
Michael Gray
>He doesn't know about the Duke of Guise
LMAO
Ryan Thompson
Liam Davis
the one where i put my dick up your moms ass and rubbed my shit covered dick all over your face when you slept
Aiden Reed
that book literally says dragonglass is to brittle to forge with and that they only put it on the pummels and guards
Levi Cooper
>top notch
James Murphy
SUBVERTED
Jace Fisher
It was well choreographed
Julian Jenkins
>in that the major conflict has been ended too soon.
I keep hearing this argument, and while I've hated the TV series since season 3, who is to say it wasn't supposed to be like this?
Life triumphs over death, we can go back to squabbling over a chair. Who are we to say if this isn't what Martin intended too? It's another step away from generic fantasy tropes that GURM so likes to avoid.
Agreed, the way it's been portrayed and realized in the show is beyond retarded, but the question stands
Ryan Nguyen
kinda like real obsidian but fuck it ya know? lmao XDD JUST TURN YOU FUCKNGASJGAS BRAIN OF F GYOAIHOSN IM I SWEARA TO MOSHIACH YOU LITTLE AS;LKDFJASFL;A;FJSAKF
Tyler Myers
No, kill yourself.
Xavier King
u mad nigga
Jack Rivera
Is a guy having two swords that upsetting? What were the problems?
Nathaniel Robinson
IM IN CHARGE HERE
Carter Howard
who wins bros
Joseph Brooks
He in fact did intend this ending, see
Chase Bell
Her actress did at least.
Aaron Murphy
Problem is the show runners skipped too much, George with his overinflated writing would include the aftermath of the 7 kingdoms from the petty wars and the White Walkers, which is why he's struggling to finish two massive books rather than one.
Josiah Richardson
reddit already on suicide watch
dabid the absolute madman he actually did it
Hudson Clark
I'm sure we can edit more people watching
Tyler Hall
It's not upsetting. It's unrealistic and impractical.
Nathan Thomas
so who will be the 1000th lord commander
or did they forget that
Henry Williams
it doesn't matter what the intent is if the execution is so utterly shit as it was in episode 3
there were no stakes at all and barely anything was lost, leaving the whole conflict at an anticlimax that could be removed from the story entirely
Isaac Richardson
The fuck happened to get Targs ruling the Reach?
Parker Morris
Everything, especially that. It's not even the fact that using two swords that makes it dumb. It's the fact that it is Arthur Dayne doing so. Nevermind the rest of the shit-show that entire scene is.
Joshua Ramirez
a strange game
Bentley Watson
Nth for House Stark-Dayne ruling the iron recliner
Anthony Adams
>and while I've hated the TV series since season 3
why?
Matthew Rogers
How has there been 1000 commanders in 8000 years? Thats one every 8 years, way too often.
Adrian Fisher
Stannis.
Jaxson Sanchez
Life on the wall sucks.
Benjamin Jackson
Danyfags are as self centered as she is. Any sane human being can tell she's a walking incest basket case how she vies for power. BUT SHE LE CUTE WHITE HAIR GURRL XD OMG DERGONS!
Angel Perez
based
Gavin Myers
Why would you need another, the wildlin*s and the White Walkers are all dead, the Wall is broken, it was all for nothing, the NK got murked like a bitch
Camden Parker
>everything Jon has, has been handed to him
>meanwhile Dany got a dothraki army by burning the leaders alive in their sacred city where killing is not allowed
>while also coming out of the flames unscathed
>in front people who hate witches
Do these retards even watch GoT?
Asher Gonzalez
Aren't most Lord Commanders rangers? They probably don't have very long shelf lives.
Alexander Rivera
If this happens to be true I'll be so happy.
Austin Parker
based dabid dabbing on redditors.
Nathaniel Flores
Q!
Joseph Evans
yas queen
I fucked around with some options in the custom game start
how do I name Stannis and Dany's custom realms
Daniel Martinez
Mostly because of what they were doing to my boy Stannis
and because that's around where i read the books
Brandon Ortiz
Jon was Lord Commander for like two months before getting CEASAR'D
Angel Ortiz
NIGHT KING ACTOR SAYS THE NIGHT KING WASN'T SO BAD AND WANTED TO SHOW SOMETHING ABOUT BRAN, NOT TO KILL HIM
vulture.com
Mason Jenkins
>Be Jon
>Get killed
>Be resurrected
>Does nothing
>Made fun of for being a tiny dick manlet
>Dies in the end anyway
kek
Asher Harris
Wait, there's Dany horse porn out there?
Robert Phillips
>Dragon eggs as a wedding gift
Carson Powell
You mean a bunch of fat white tumblr feminists love projecting themselves on to her?
Who knew that...
John Torres
I would imagine that a lot of them were also old farts.
Colton Myers
This desu
Even local medieval history can be really interesting
Every year my hometown celebrates the freedom from a medieval Tyrant, only recently read about it, it's really weird
>uses mandate of HRE to "pacify" NorhternItaly to conquest great chiefdom for himself, gives part to his brother
>massacres most of every city he conquers, torures in the main square every opponent
>builds giant towers without door or windows, just cellar opening to throw in opponents criminals etc until the corpse pile is high enough that they survive and whole town can hear them screaming and wailing while dying of thirst/hunger/blood loss from fall
>ends up excommunicated by church, there's a mini-italian crusade against him
>mother prophesies he or one of his brothers will conquer a certain area, the one his brother ends up ruling
>mother also prophesies he'll die in a place with a certain name, thinks it's the one right next to his own hometown, never conquered it and always avoided it
>tried to conquer Duchy of Milan as well, almost done but is mortally wounded and brought to a nearby village that has THE name
>refuses priests' last rites and rips own bendages off himself because he know he has to die anyway
>Dies without anyone able to exact revenge on him
>Brother who was a bit authoritative but never on same level gets captured by enemies, him and whole family massacred in a way as brutal as the Tyrant
really fascinating desu
Gabriel Martinez
wtf
Adrian Baker
Ohnononono this can't be, the normies love Dany. Will this finally be the straw that breaks the camel's back?
Wyatt Hill
Why the fuck is he reaching for his sword, in that case?
Luis Reed
What kind of AGOT version are you playing were Essos is not playable, and why are you even playing it...
Wyatt Torres
Old men and quitters.
Jon quit after a year at most, and Edd died in less than that.
Adrian Bailey
Did they use the dragon balls already ?
John Wilson
>bran was the real villain all along and orchestrated virtually everything from him being pushed out of that window to arya killing drift king
hmmm subversive
Andrew Cooper
Tuned out of GOT years ago and haven't really kept up on major news but the NK army was one episode. This seemed like it would be a conflict that dragged on for months or longer in Westeros time, a literal battle of mans survival. Weird...
Landon Howard
>le polar bears
How were they dumb user?
Hudson Foster
Last season IIRC (if not it's season 6)
Jaxson Phillips
>ARRGH, SAVE ME FAT WALDA
Ayden Cruz
>yo dude check out this ice fookin blade cool innit?
Nolan Hall
I'd prefer to see Dayne with one sword, but it wasn't that big of a problem. If anything, it acted as testament to his abilities as a warrior that he could make such an unconventional style work.
Besides, Beric has a fire sword. I can buy that despite it being needlessly dangerous.
Ian Taylor
SOMEONE POST THE LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF! SEVEN HELLS!!!
Luke Thomas
TOPKEK, we're reaching DABID levels that shouldn't even be possible
Jonathan Bell
It's dragonglass. Bran is a wight.
Ryan Gomez
>Hey Bran check out my sick ice katana.
>NO WAIT ARYA I JUST WANTED TO SHOW THE THREE EYED RAVEN MY SW-
Gabriel Jackson
You wouldn't quit after your coworkers kill you?
Nicholas Baker
Goku died for nothing
Dominic Morris
HEY BRAN WANT TO CHECK OUT MY COOL ICE AXE AND TAX POLICY?
Wyatt Rogers
>online sansa
Ethan Long
Do you know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets second guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth. But if he starts second guessing himself, that’s the end. For him, for the clever little twats, for everyone. This is not the end. Not for us. Not if you lot do your duty for however long it takes to beat them back. And then you get to go on hating me, and I get to go on wishing your wildling whore had finished the job
Oliver Price
Yea I thought a few years minimum , maybe a decade.
Since the book is called "a dream of spring" , it might even still be lasting as the books end
Ian Lopez
>dany has always fought for others
Juan Hill
Poisoned by our enemies.
Cameron Parker
yes except it lasted 20 years and much more interesting
Tyler Ross
>80% of women orgasm during forced PIV intercourse
Julian Wilson
Ultimate tragedy here is He was a Targaryen loyalist who was sent to the wall after the war and Jon was his true king.
Jose Green
I would have paid to see this character find out Jon is a Targ.
Ayden Wood
>"Terrible things happen for a reason. Take what happened to you, Lord Varys, when you were a child. If not for your mutilation at the hand of a second rate sorcerer, you wouldn’t be here…knowledge has made you powerful but there’s still so much you don’t know. Do you remember what you heard that night when the sorcerer tossed your parts into the fire? You heard a voice call out from the flames….Should I tell you what the voice said?"
Daily reminder this show is stingy and any actor they've kept around this long is for a reason.
Varys is going to play some big part in when the Fire God rears its head now that ice has been destroyed
Lucas Howard
I have hot leaks for this episode
Believe me or don't, you will see by the end of the day
Screenshot this
>all the dead are burned, including Theon and Jorah and little Lyanna
>plans are being made for an attack on King's Landing, Jon is apprehensive and Sansa wants the North to stop fighting altogether after what they've been through
>Jon tells Dany that he doesn't want the Iron Throne but that it doesn't matter since others will want him to anyway, and that the truth will have to come out about his blood eventually
>Jaime fucks Brienne
>Later on Bronn shows up and aims the crossbow at Jaime from afar but puts it down then later meets him in another scene and tells him of Cersei's plot to murder him and Tyrion
>Bran has past visions again, we learn there must always be white walkers and a "Night King" beyond the wall but it is not specified why
>the Golden Company launch a surprise attack on Winterfell and its survivors
>Missandei is captured
>Rhaegal is shot down by Golden Company and slowly bleeds to death
Ayden White
That's basically why Ramsey or Cersei having any sort of stable control is complete bullshit
Adrian Smith
Daenerys dying because she goes Mad Queen and Jon has to kill her is what everyone predicted and saw coming and is boring. Everyone expects it now. At this point, since everyone thinks the lore is over, some weird twist where she sacrifices herself and is AA, Nissa Nissa, Lightbringer, the Night Queen or some even stranger fantasy lore twist with a weird death would be more shocking. Or she is killed and rezzed by Qyburn, Great Other, or dragon magic but no longer human and fucks right off.
Or Cersei and Qyburn torture her nearly to death, Jon has to mercy kill her. But that also feels played out.
Adrian Howard
UH OH
Grayson Adams
It makes it run smoother.
90% of Essos is the same generic province copy-pasted anyway. And the rest is unplayable without DLC.
Adrian Ross
"I love the Night King. He is a fabulous bitch and a fashion icon. I love his tiny smirk. I love his chainmail shoulder pads. I love his little brooch. I love his chic walk. I love how he is the only person who makes Bran Stark change his facial expression. I love that his crown is built into his head. "
""Which is why, when I was offered ten minutes of phone time with the man behind the ice-blue mask, I couldn’t say no. Slovakian stuntman Vladimír Furdík has played the Night King since season six, when he replaced Richard Brake. He is also, according to his Instagram, somebody who kisses horses directly on the mouth. I couldn’t wait to talk to him."
Brody King
>>Jaime fucks Brienne
Aaron Hernandez
>let their horse rape her
HOLD ON JUST A MOMENT
Jonathan Collins
I thought wights are supposed to burst into treats when their necromancer dies. Didn't that happen during the wight hunt
William Reyes
What's Dany's tax policy?
Evan Campbell
OH GODS NED WHAT WAS HER NAME THE GIRL WITH THE BIG TITS
Robert Johnson
Or Aemon not realizing he was advicing his grand-grandson all along.
Josiah White
Right, just like the prince who was promised ended up being a thing, just like all the weird symbols the walkers made ended up being a thing, just like lightbringer ended up being a thing, just like turning a baby's eyes blue ended up being a thing.
You need to accept the fact it's a dropped plot-line by pea-brain show writers, just like countless other things are.
Nicholas Walker
What does Jonautist think of that last episode?
Xavier Gray
Does Gendry know about his heritage in the show?
Does anybody else?
Will Dany find out?
Michael Butler
Sounds about right
Eli Green
They are but you can see them piling bodies onto funeral pyres in the promo.
Juan Miller
YEAH HE WANTED TO SHOW HIS FUCKING SWORD REEEEEAAAAAL CLOSE UP. THAT'S ALL
Logan James
>what everyone predicted and saw coming and is boring
Well I didn't...where was the foreshadowing in the books
Ayden Bennett
You are pathetic.
Connor Thomas
Its real
Brandon Diaz
Hey bran, check out this sword I made to commemorate Sansa' ra-
Arya nooooo
David Ramirez
This is absolutely retarded. Therefore likely true
Blake Clark
Based
The battle of Castle Black was fucking kino.
Christian Myers
mommy telling it how it is
Jason Campbell
Say hello to reddit faggots
Joshua Miller
BESSIE WITH THE BIG TITS! GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN. THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE'S DUMB TITS AND FAT ASS
Alexander Phillips
>Everyone expects it now.
Most normies can't see that coming
Lincoln Cook
yikes
Ethan Gonzalez
Wouldn't it be hard for the Golden company to make a surprise attack on Winterfell during winte...
Oh I forgot
Logan Lewis
R’hllor ressurected Jon because _______ The Three eyed Raven is R'hllor and the three eyed raven stole Brans body. He raised Beric because he saves Arya whom kills the night king. And raised Jon because any death to Bran has to be sanctioned by Jon. And any harm to come by Bran without Jon knowing about it prior will result in the death of whoever were behind it. Even if Jon accepted that Bran has been dead for a long time. He'd still kill the person because 'muh other way'.
Wyatt Lee
>ye'll always be a bastud in my eyes snow
Levi Murphy
Every single other possible possibility you mentioned is dumb as fuck and even more illogical than what you're scared is going to happen.
Daniel Cox
At least we got a leaked screenshot now
Connor Edwards
Which one of the two are you i bet the small boobed one
Jacob Allen
Did it leak?
Hudson Diaz
It's all so illogical that it must be true.
Aaron Cox
Tumblr feminists love Sansa. Dany is a casualfag normie thing. Even then Tyrion and Arya are the only ones most people give a shit about. Tumblr sees Dany as racist and problematic and they've got a point. Tumblr loathes Dany more than any other character (also partly for shipping war reasons, they want Dansa with Jon romantically which is a sillier reason to hate Dany).
Jackson Butler
Well, he held up for a while, but yes eventually everyone went against him
>concerts major city
>forcibly recruits men 15-25 or so into his army (about 10k), massacres out of the rest
>after a few years thinks these soldiers might rally up against him
>has them divided and mixed into smaller and smaller unit until they end up being minority in each unit, orders each unit to kill their soldiers form that town
Also
>church excommunicates him, mini crusade begins
>hires muslim bodyguards to avoid betrayal
I mean, there are ways to keep up for a while, besides part of why he kept on going despite this was that he was almost always leading the loyal part of his army for the last few years before his death
Ryan Price
Daily reminder that Dany is LITERALLY perfect, kay? Anyone who says otherwise is just a bitter cis whitey and needs to die. Gurls and PoC are the best evah!
Lucas Ortiz
WE DID IT JORAHBROS!!! OUR BOY FINALLY GOT A KISSU!
Ian Perez
youtube.com
IT IS KNOWN
Kayden Clark
I just want cleganebowl Yea Forums
Jacob Sullivan
You could literally guess that from the leaks
Isaiah Carter
Big boobs are great on a non-whale.
Aaron Flores
>Has to be litterly dead before caloreesi kisses him
KEK
U
C
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Samuel Bailey
I killed them back, so what is the big deal?
Joshua Barnes
That's Bessie and one of Robert's bastard daughters.
Benjamin Fisher
This was the exact moment I stopped watching the show. But man, I could not stop laughing at that scene.
Alexander Walker
>Dansa
Shit typo meant to say tumblr wants Sansa x Jon, I think they call it Jonsa.
Luke Cox
Parker Moore
BRING ME MY BREAST STRECHER
Hunter Hall
it's okay fren no one wins here
Luis Clark
when the fuck did Daenerys start going by """Dany"""?
Parker Gutierrez
SOMEONE TALLER
Jacob Cruz
Thanks for the tumblr lore...
Matthew Martinez
No one is going to fucking spell Daenerys every fucking time
Alexander Howard
Does anyone else thinks this shot was awful and made Dany look like she's 50 year old hag?
John Cox
since season 1 you daft twat
Leo Wright
I doubt it, honestly. If anything I'd say the mark that NK left on Bran will turn Bran into the next NK and he will start raising the dead during the battle between Cersei and Dany.
Caleb Cox
>>Jaime fucks Brienne
Aaron Gomez
Viserys called her that in Season 1, but no one aside from that until Jon, at least I'm pretty sure.
Bentley Davis
In her first chapter.
Austin Gonzalez
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS PREGNANT
Eli Harris
>the Golden Company launch a surprise attack on Winterfell and its survivors
HANNIBAL BARCAS
Josiah Peterson
That's the kind of retarded faces she pulls irl. It's ruining her skin.
Samuel Thomas
Based. Fuck LE BIG LADY man.
Brody Flores
GODS STRONG
Nathan Cooper
Oliver Rivera
What was the guy's name? Want to read about him now
Gabriel Bailey
What does D&D mean? Thanks
Luis James
is dabby pragnent? is dabby pragnent?
Cooper Diaz
tfw no Hannibal figure seeking revenge on the seven kingdoms
Cameron Harris
Dungeons and Dragons.
Benjamin Taylor
fuck off
Benjamin Morales
>Bran has past visions again, we learn there must always be white walkers and a "Night King" beyond the wall but it is not specified why
Can someone just kill off this character already? So utterly pointless at this stage.
Alexander Miller
Obv but what about in this context?
Jack Fisher
Tormund is hots for her (don't watch show anymore)??
Adrian Moore
Dungeons and dragons, everyone is comparing the D&D lore with GoT atm
Nathaniel Foster
How can they surprise Arya though?
Only logical conclusion is Arya is not in winterfell and that she teleported to kings landing and will finish Cersei.
Kayden Reed
Varys heard Bran in the flames. Reason Varys at battle of Winterfell looked dispondant and "miles away" is because he was shown very specifically how it all ends and what he must do and he knew this wasn't the end.
Varys actually knows when he's going to die, and it's soon enough.
Bran isn't and never was the NK or the Great Other.
There's a reason the Three Eyed Raven was beyond the wall, where his supposed "enemy" also was. This was made up by Bran.
Episode 5 is gunna be legit, I'm specifically interested to see what the BobbyB stans will think of it
Easton Collins
I heard that she is indeed pregnant and will die during childbirth after a several month timeskip.
Nicholas Reyes
Dildo dragon
Isaiah Kelly
Absolute garbage.
Too many things happen in a same episode and obviously this is not how D&D manage their show.
Connor Rogers
>Bran has past visions again, we learn there must always be white walkers and a "Night King" beyond the wall but it is not specified why
I'd laugh my ass off if Stannis actually comes back out of nowhere like Bolvar did and becomes the Night King
Dylan Moore
maybe in the good seasons
Nicholas Bailey
tfw no Hannival figure to murder the rest of the cast and eat them
Xavier Reed
Mkay I thought it just had a different meaning in this context. Thanks friend.
Caleb Hill
Owen Taylor
>Mary Sue
>wondering why got resurrected
Ryder Carter
I knew that Hotpie is Azor Ahai since S4. Its obvious, he is also the mastermind behind most events in later seasons.
Michael Garcia
To knight him.
>Bran always wanted to be a knight
>Kings can bestow knighthood
Someone hire me.
Daniel Barnes
is that real
Robert Brown
KEK
Austin Jenkins
emilia clarke said that episode 5 was the "big" episode
Liam Flores
I'm not scared it's going to happen. I'm sure it's going to happen and just not surprised since it's been a frequent theory mentioned on Westeros.org for ASoIaF since the beginning. Targs maybe being crazy and Dany going crazy was mentioned as the likely outcome a lot, Jon on the Iron Throne has been the most expected outcome from the beginning and especially with R + L = J before it was confirmed.
The only change is that Westeros.org usually assumed Jon is AA, Dany is Nissa Nissa, him killing her forges Lightbringer. Her going mad = Jon is absolved of the moral dilemma. What's changed right now is only that the AA stuff seems to have turned out to be bullshit, but the other guesses are left intact. Been floating around since maybe th 90s and even normies have mentioned that theory fairly frequently for the last few seasons, clickbait pop news mentions it a lot.
Thomas Nelson
To present his sword to his overlord. Bran is the big bad.
Noah Gutierrez
Aw shit, now you mad men fell bad. Okay, I'll tell you the truth, D&D means Dan and David, the two writers of the show, so when someone mentions D&D they're just refering to the writers.
Jason Clark
The pies Hot Pie gave arya actually contained human sacrfiices to the lord of light. They made her strong, stronger than the rest. It wasn't her training, it was the pies.
Adrian Gonzalez
It's also directed by Sapochnik so maybe that's the one all the budget went to rather than 3.
Levi Jenkins
Is Loras convincing Renly to take the throne for himself basically the biggest cunt move on the show?
Lol fuck rules of succession. Stannis is SOOO boring we should just ignore laws and traditions and have you become thing king instead because reasons lol XDD
Fuck Loras. He ruined everything.
Aiden Robinson
>To knight him.
DABID
It's obviously the Siege of Kings Landing episode
Oliver Barnes
Stop spoonfeeding people please. Thanks.
Colton Foster
Jon isn't going to end up on the throne. He'll have the right to it, but reject it.
Hudson Brown
Made me feel bad* fucking autocorrect I swear
Christian Rogers
>He ruined everything.
But he was hot tho
Jackson Young
Dan and David, the showrunners.
William Flores
REMINDER
IF THE ENDING IS SHITE IT'S GEORGE'S FAULT
Nathan Cruz
Christ almighty faggots are disgusting.
Luke Cruz
Lol, who the fuck are you to tell me what to do? You're toxic m8t
Zachary Wright
Show-Loras is one of the PRIME indicators that the show was on a strong course for becoming trash ever since season 2. His character never made any fucking sense compared to his character in the book.
Connor Perez
Dany
>get sold to powerful horse man
>learn to fuck good to gain his favor
>McMurphy husband and lose heir because you were being shitty to a gypsy
>get dragon eggs as a gift, hatch them by being an emotional idiot and trying to immolate yourself
>cheat middle eastern man, burn him and steal his army
>burn a mean wizard
>convince dirty brown people that you're their savior by being a clean white lady
>mismanage Baghdad, accidentally crucify children and make everyone hate you
>run away and get captured by horse men?
>break their sacred laws and murder them to get a horse man
>emotionally abuse a knight on suicide watch until he sacrifices himself for you
>lose navy and main supporting army to poor counseling
>risk your entire kingdom losing their queen because you want to show off that your dragon lets you ride it
>inhumanely execute politically significant father and son because they have self respect
>lose a dragon to poor planning
>fuck nephew on boat
Jon
>be abused by foster mom all your life
>get drafted into celibate army to never have money again
>break sacred vows because you're horny
>make everyone hate you enough to Caesar you
>be lucky enough to be resurrected, brush it off
>somehow unite factions that have been mortal enemies for centuries
>risk having your army lose their leader because you can't gauge distance well
>almost lose entire hodgepodge army because your sister doesn't like you
>let last living giant be killed by Ramsay Dahmer
>get entire section of continent to support you
>get what you need from invading queen, submit and swear fealty anyways and lose everyone's trust
>agree to ridiculous plan made by midget, get heroes killed, be betrayed anyways
>get more heroes killed out of tactical incompetence
>fuck aunt on a boat
>ride a dragon without actually controlling it
Leo Scott
lol
>muh sekrit club
It is the fucking names of the show writers.
Dominic Lopez
Kevin Mitchell
forgot another one for Dany
>lock a black couple in a vault
Grayson Gutierrez
I think you mean Hack&Hack
Tyler Rodriguez
>toxic
jesus christ kill yourself
Levi Campbell
Ezzelino III da Romano
There's an english wiki, but I suspect it's rather poor of details (as is the italian one, frankly speaking), mainly found texted about him in italian
The most astounding part to me is that for the most part while reading about him I suspected it was the victors tainting the defeated enemy, but then I came to the part where his brother's family was punished in his stead, and seeing how brutal it was I think the Tyrant's misdeed might be real for the most part
>brother flees to castle in countryside, ends up giving himself up after "mini-crusaders" siege
>tied and gagged up, death sentence read to him
>whole family has to die as well
>wife and daughters stripped naked (presumably raped) and burnt at the stake
>sons hatched to pieces in front of him, pieces of sons' flesh thrown at his face as well
>couple guys on him, one keeps his head in right direction, other keeps his eyes open
>still gagged, so he can't even scream
>allegedly goes completely insane
>tied behind a horse, they make horse run through bushes and shit until he's dead
And all of this because his brother the Tyrant was a MAJOR dick
Imagine hating someone so much that even after he's dead you do THIS to his brother's family
Ayden Ortiz
murder all redditor subhumans
Levi Martinez
Second for this. This dude sounds awesome.
Austin Edwards
ill tell ya wot, wehn tha wuinter' cums, yoll be fooken laffin' if ye got er with ya.
Wyatt Peterson
so this is another source where someone says ep5 is gonna blow everyone away, kinda hyped now although i fear it'll just be another wildfire explosion except even larger this time
Colton Long
ALL THE WASTED POTENTIAL AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
Henry Sanders
fuck off reddit
Ian Lewis
That's show invention. Both the vault and dude being black.
Gabriel Morgan
Thanks senpai
Caleb Perez
>Use a shit ton of wildfire for Battle of the Blackwater
>Use a shit ton of wildfire to blow up the sept
>Imply that this is wildfire left over from Aerys
>Somehow still have enough wildfire to blow up the entire city
Sebastian Rogers
theyre not celibate army they just cant have families theres even a brothel a mile away just for them you retard
Jacob Flores
New bread
Leo Richardson
In season 2 it was made obvious Cersei had ordered the alchemists to make more. Tyrion then told them to make it for him instead. Cersei has undoubtedly been making more off-screen.
Jose Diaz
>>Imply that this is wildfire left over from Aerys
wut
I'm pretty sure Tyrion told the maesters to produce more in one of the earlier seasons.
Bentley Myers
This is a new wave in cinematography its what I call "subversive storytelling"
A twist on classical storytelling where there is never an expected payoff for a buildup and the most unexpected answer, no matter how unreasonable within the storyline, is correct. Its really just a hidden form of absurdism
Brody Parker
Because his goal was to kill Bran... for some reason...
Jaxon Bennett
*hits pipe*
Luis Cox
He knows. and so far Beric knew, possibly the hound, Jon knows, Davos knows, and Bran I would guess
Xavier Morales
The krikes love their subversion.
Landon Torres
The pyromancer make more.
Michael Adams
Why didnt he just siege winterfell?
Jordan Young
Of course it is
Hunter Wright
BRU JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF
Luke Foster
no problem
Landon Martin
Fucking pajeets, post the link already
Gavin White
I unironically want Cersei to just keep the iron throne now.
Parker Thompson
It's what SHOULD happen considering team D lost their entire fucking army last episode.
But I'm sure they'll deus ex machina something so they have a new fighting force.