Have you ever spoiled something?

Tell your stories.
>what was it
>what happened
Has someone spoiled something for you?

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>fuck marvel and disney fags

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He based

Based

I have a smartwatch and my use my phone to listen to music in my car.

maybe he's driving and playing music on the car speakers

You are a cunt and you act like a cunt about it

I don't even care about these movies

>spoiler brag thread
is this shit real? do people really do this? you said it yourself its a kid movie they will enjoy it just the same

>t. Friend 2

>you said it yourself its a kid movie they will enjoy it just the same
I got more fun out of dumping on them

I remember people winning the HoH in Guildwars 1 with the guild name ''Snape kills dumbledore'', giving everyone playing the game the spoiler. Other than that spoilerfags are mostly bitter people

absolutely fucking based.
a commendation for this man for BTFOing capeshitters.

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Based
Fuck capeshitters

kys faggot.

Some of us have cars.

I did this the day after release date

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Lol, why are they so soi?

nice user
I never realized how much fun it was to ruin these fuckers fun. I'm definitely going to do this stuff more after the next big capeshit.

I hate spoilers, but I what I hate even more is the fact we're treating Endgame as untouchable when it comes to this shit. There's way better movies, with way better twists and endings that don't deserve to be spoiled at all.

reddit comments are like a parallel universe where nobody has a penis

>12F
kek

Edgy cringe

based

I remember watching GoT seasons 2 and 3 live before I read the books and avoiding spoilers for those seasons was near impossible.
Fucking bookfags

holy fucking based

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fucking kek

why didn't thanos snap and get rid of everyone who uses reddit?

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>a sub on reddit banned me for calling faggots and trannies degenerates
>spoiled Endgame and night king's death day 1 to them
>all they can do is prevent messaging to them for 72hrs so I will be spoiling more episodes of GoT

i was surprised at how many replies it took for someone to finally point out the age difference. capeshitters have all their priorities fucked

>obvious troll post
>pointing out more shit that is obviously fake

Yeah priorities man

i unironically chuckled.. what is wrong with me.

Posted a picture on Twitter with spoilers with popular tags.

>Guild Wars 1

Outstandingly based. Also redpilled

they didnt want to be racist

holy based

Best friend from high school that moved to a city texted me and told me that he was cutting ties with me since I always empowered the bully in him and that it was time for him to move on from being a bully so he could settle down with his new girlfriend, so I embraced the bully within and spoiled Endgame on his girlfriends twitter since she tweeted about it nonstop.

I fake spoil shit I like on various boards on here to counter actual spoilers.

I'm not worthy of this basedness

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To me this reflects worse on you than them. Not because you did a 'bad thing', but because taking pride and satisfaction from the fact that this bothers them but not you is really, really sad. It's like the people who think that calling someone else a nigger on an anonymous board is more alpha than having a wife and kids an a job. It's pretty tragic when you think about it.

Based

I'd definitely beat the shit out of whoever that was texting me spoilers. I once full forced smacked some edgy fag for spoiling

>she dumped me
almost had me

I got se7en spoiled twice.

A couple freinds of mine went to watch it and she said something like "you dont expect the photographer to be the killer" and the boyfriend then literally says "but the real twist is that he killed pitt's wife at the end" cant recall the exact wording.

I dont think they did it on purpose , they were just excited about the movie i guess. Shit happens

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>I'd definitely beat the shit out of whoever that was texting me spoilers. I once full forced smacked some edgy fag for spoiling
You're that fat kid from HS that had a retarded tism-fit when someone told you Naruto sucked

>to me this reflects worse on you
get fucked you limped dick and limp wristed faggot
>taking pride and satisfaction from the fact that this bothers them is really, really sad
you don't know how much fun it is to troll these losers
>it's pretty tragic when you think about it
go moralize on twitter or reddit. They'll upvote you for good behavior.

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based anime poster
fuck reddit
fuck capeshit
fuck liberals
fuck niggers

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based, fuck manchildren

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I spoiled GoT for my sister at her son's birthday today accidentally. It was hilarious watching her try and be excited for him because you could tell she was pissed off

Anyone else just go to the Wikipedia page and read the plot then watch the movie?

I don’t think I’ve ever gone into a movie headfirst without knowing the plot first, it’s only then I criticize how the plot points are given and the way visuals are made to give hints or shift mood, etc.

>it is an experience in itself
Jesusfuckingchrist, get your head out of your ass. It's corporate made schlock with time travel faggotry and laughable action scenes.
Spoiler was right to do it.

you're a cunt.
you're based.

you know what the difference is? OP spoiled shit for his friends, while the second poster spoiled shit for r*dd*tors. r*dd*tors are the worst, fuck them. i hate their shitty site. but OP, you don't do that to your friends. doesn't matter that they have shit tastes, they're your friends. why would you intentionally try to be mean to your friends?

OP, the sad truth is, you call them "friends", but i doubt they see you as such anymore. you're just a cunt. enjoy being alone!

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You must be 18 years or older to post here

Oh what a tough guy

Such a brave and stunning post. You can't see it, but I am doing jazzhands in your honor, fellow Guardian reader.

No I'm the kid that beat up kids for wearing naruto headbands and also for going out of the way to spoil things with imagined security that I wouldn't just punch them in the face

soranews24.com/2019/04/28/hong-kong-man-spoils-avengers-endgame-outside-of-theater-gets-swiftly-beaten-up-for-it/

Says the adult virgin who thinks he's edgy spoiling movies kek
You idiots never have any self awareness

The Ultimate Contrarian
The Ascended Yea Forums Poster

And you must be under 18 to enjoy capeshit unironically.

Based af.
Shoulda killed the guy desu

>full forced smacked
Is this what you Memebase drifters call your soitaps?

>I'm the kid
underage b&

Thats it? Thats your comeback? I didnt see the movie and i have no intention to.
But only middle schoolers think its funny to spoil things for others.

If you live near Michigan I'd be more than happy to show you

>internet tough guy routine
>capeshit fan
hard cringe

Please don't beat me up, Chad. I'm so s-s-scared. Don't have any more tism fits over your children's movies in public, okay?

>muuuuuh capekino
>m-m-muuuuuuh cinematic universe
>muh deep themes
>muuuuh #Resist abloooobloooo

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When I was in middle school I was so sick of Twilight and all the hype it got. So I made a facebook fanpage for Twilight at our school where almost everyone became a member. And then, when the last book was released I posted all the spoilers in that group. Some of the girls was so mad that they started a hate club against me, some never talked to me again and my best girl friend ended our friendship. Looking back it was an extremely childish and mean thing to do. That’s the last time i spoiled something

Oh no,ohnonono, it's an Amerimutt manlet with illusions of grandeur, ahahaha.

If you're researching then this is a good way of approaching it, but if you're not, are you sure you aren't doing this to prevent yourself from having to judge or understand the film for yourself?

>only middle schoolers think its funny to spoil things
incorrect

>Have you ever spoiled something?
I spent a whole week on reddit spoiling Endgame. I would go onto subreddits like r/marvelstudios and r/movies, as well as liberal ones, I'd look through who posted recently, and then send them a message full of spoilers. Got sent a lot of angry replies. But because I wasn't doing it in threads, mods couldn't ban me. I also reported a ton of people for death threats whenever they replied with them just so I could hit them with a nice double whammy. I was eventually given a site-wide permaban from an admin, but by that point, I'd been doing it for a week and the movie had released, and some of the people I messaged had already seen it. But it was a really good time and I regret nothing. I'll probably do the same for the last Star Wars movie if I can get good spoilers early enough, or GoT if I can get credible spoilers (although it seems like they have that shit on lockdown).

>12F
>she dumped me
spoiling marveshitters wasn't worth losing out on that cunny bro

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If I have some freetime around the next Marvel release I'm doing this.

Disney shills should be hung

Based as fuck
Dumb capeshit enablers

If you didn't make a reddit account just to PM random redditors with spoilers you're missing out

I'm thinking about chadfishing and spoiling Endgame for capeshitters but the whores don't respond.

I've never met a grown man online or off that thinks spoiling stuff is funny

>virgin
>thinks he's edgy with "cultured taste"

How quaint

reddit.com/r/SpoilerPolice/

> We protect Reddit from spoilers

> Our mission: to hunt down every last spoiler on Reddit and stop them from ruining movies, books, and TV shows for innocent redditors

Absolutely heroic. Bless you, user

this is how i know that Yea Forums is full of underage autismos

Personally I have never spoiled anything, but one of my friends were complaining that Emilia Clarke spoiled the latest GoT episode on instagram
Told her she was asking for it by going on the internet, especially instagram

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I don’t think they’re your friends anymore

Holy fucking shit based

seething capeshitter
youtube.com/watch?v=v50dVvai5to

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>40M
>12F
During or after sex?

If those were your real friends you would've been dumped in a river somewhere by now.
Find new associates.

You must be all sort of reddittarded to get angry about spoilers on this movie. If you care so much why don't you go and see the movie on day one and log off the net until then. Also I remember it was internet culture fun to spoil this sort of things now it's a punishable by death offence. Even Yea Forums has a pinned thread about not spoiling end game and that seems retarded

Same. I would actually unironically kill someone if they were to purposefully spoil something for me by force.
That being said, I can see the appeal. It's like hiding a big secret. Almost impossible not to give it away.

For capeshit and GoT I don't really give a fuck.

But someone spoiled the ending for Prestige and it kinda killed the movie for me. You really have to be a special kind of autist to spoil. Basically pic related.

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I spoiled a lot of stuff over the years.

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>tfw banned from r/sex for saying men who like being pegged are gay

>Even Yea Forums has a pinned thread about not spoiling end game and that seems retarded
I like to think that's an ironic joke by the admins and not a harbinger of the absolute normification of Yea Forums

You’re gonna have a lonely future, my boy. Have fun!

Lost, accidentally:
>[Friend]: Oh yeah Ive been watching Lost, Im on season __ already
>[Me]: (Without thinking) Isn't that the show where they're all actually in purgatory?
>[Friend]: Well fuck, no point watching it now

I don't understand why some people watch movies and shows, just to find out what happens. What I mean is, the way most people seem to watch media is they just want to know the facts (i.e. "What happened between point A and point B?"). Whereas I think the journey is just as important as the destination. I don't like being spoiled, but it doesn't exactly ruin the experience for me either

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why do they insist on it being this amazing series of 22 movies btw? it's like 5 tops. the rest literally don't matter at all, storywise

Back when I was a teenager I'd get super pissed when someone spoiled a movie for me. Everytime I insulted my best friend he'd spoil something I haven't seen yet. Made me stop being such a cunt and realise that it's just a fucking movie, no reason to get upset.

Still my best friend.

I have sadly met grown men who unironically believe watching capeshit to be worth their time.
They deserve getting their children's fantasy spoiled.

>not a harbinger of the absolute normification of Yea Forums
It is just that. Pretty soon this place will be overrun by Chads and Stacies and the filth will be drained down the sewer as it should've been from day 1.

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All of you are fucking pathetic for caring so much about capeshit. Yea Forums is nothing but edgy kids and basedfaggots

Based

Wtf you got banned from a video game for that shit? I was playing csgo last week and someones username was ironmandies. No one cared

Some dude spoiled that show for me when he said it ended in you Lost the game.

This guy has sex
You don't.

Based and redpilled.

Overwatch is for manchildren and sóybabies.
Counter Strike is one of the last real games left.

cringe but redpilled

Spoken like a middle schooler.
Get off of Yea Forums before i tell your mommy you're being mean to others

kek

he based

>unironically defends watching capeshit
>unironically trying to infer that everyone else is immature
You are so pathetic.

Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?
Maybe shit and cum?

Back when Harry Potter was the big craze and the last movie was coming out I witnessed someone in my school spoil it for someone else. They ended up being brutally shoved down a flight of stairs. IIRC the guy broke something.
Looking back at it it's kind of funny because it's all over a movie.

What about when you actually get spoiled something and it's so ridiculous you have to wonder how it got to that point in the story in the first place so it just galvanizes you into wanting to read/play/watch it more?

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Not as pathetic as kids who think spoiling things for others is fun.
And once again, i dont watch capeshit.

Thanks for proving my point.

LEL

Spoilers dont really do anythign for me so when friends gush about shit that I havent seen yet, I tend to just go with it and not really pay much attention.

Only exception was BR2049 but that was more about the experience and had told my ex that if she comes with me, she literally cannot talk to me for the entire time or I'll be super fucking pissed.

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The only things being spoiled are their childish fantasies.
This is why it's OK to spoil. They're adults and should stop living in an infantile dreamworld.
I have no sympathy for them, and you're a cuckhold if you do.

yep. this is going in my BASED compilation

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>CSGO
>not Rainbow Six Siege or ARMA 3

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>unironically enjoying siege
How? I tried to get in to it, but that faggy angle camping is like CS on steroids
>let me shoot out the bottom corner of this wall and now I can lie prone and turn my camera 45 degrees and shoot people in the back when they walk up a stair
That as well as the faggy bans turned me off it.

Can this post be any more r*ddit yikes

I don't even know who that guy is.

my younger cousin opened his zoomer app right after seeing endgame and spoiled everything to his friends in hashtags like #IronManDeath #OldManCap #WidowDeath. he is based

Ok, bugman.

Just wanted to say all you faggots that tried to spoil endgame on the chanz, you failed miserably. I avoided the obvious spoilers and got to experience cinema history firsthand. I laughed, and I wept. It was amazing and none of you can take that away from me. Stay mad cucks

I beat you ;)

shutup faggot

>two bed hotel room
Try that again bub

based Yea Forums

Seriously.

If you think adults being invest in capeshit is bad, then the guy who gets his kicks orbiting them for "outrage" is even more pathetic.

>playing those s o y bo i zoomer games instead of cs
youtu.be/niou_wv27go

lmao

Nah the first one is the worst and the second one is based

Spoiling is a art.

I like to formulate the posts that include spoilers dead smack in the middle that have the reader comprehend and absorb them before they even know what's going on.

A good way to do this is start off with what seems like a very brief description of the thing. "I'd recommend it. It has a pretty good soundtrack, pacing, and.." but then immediately jump into the spoiler then end the sentence as if you didn't include that at all. The key is that you need them to start reading your post thinking it's benign, but you can't leave a sudden jarring gap in style in the post that they might notice by scanning or by looking at the end before the beginning.

And your spoilers need to stick too. "Edward dies" doesn't have much lasting power if Edward is a one-off character in a film that only people in the film know about. This is the kind of spoiler that someone could take, then forget about in a few months, and then only much later get around to watching the movie.

Only out of spite. Some fucker spoilt something for me.

I remember the same story about guy getting beaten in cinema over this. Play dumb games win dumb prizes.

>Arma 3
>zoomer game

It's as zoomer as it gets. Operation Flashpoint is where it's at, zoomie.

Aaaaaah, you are doing God's and devil's work user. Wrath of everything upon capeshitters and their infinite faggotry.

an art*

I admit the faggy angles are a big issue about the game but it’s like noobtubing in the modern warfare games, it’s unavoidable. I like it because you can breach and flank like an actual CTU but there are some characters that are OP and unrealistic like Caveira.
>”you’re a s-s-oy zoomer”
My first fps game was 1.6. Also mind explaining what’s söy about ARMA 3? That’s what I thought. But what do I expect from a person who spouts buzzwords like a fucking orangutan?

This is why I welcome with open arms every shitposter, /pol/poster and even cunny degenerates, to stem the tides at least a little bit.

>My first fps game was 1.6
Yikes
Also

UPVOTED

>it’s like noobtubing in the modern warfare games
Yeah, but it's not like there's any other depth to them that makes noobtubing especially gay.
The thought process behind CoD games is that everyone should be able to get kills easily, which makes complaints about noob tubing ridiculous as all of the game mechanics are cheap from the get go.

why people do not realize to NOT lurk the internet if they want spoilers?

At this point I simply expect big, popular movies and video games to be spoiled for me before I see them. It's mostly just inevitable and I don't mind it very much.

There's nothing to spoil because everything is telegraphed as fuck thanks to weak storytelling. If you didn't know that the good guys win in Marvel or that you confront your son in FO4 you're braindead.

I don't get movies spoiled for me, because I'm not a FUCKING PLEB
No one is gonna spoil anything I watch, because they haven't even fucking heard of it.
Only FUCKING PLEBS watching mainstream garbage Netflix specials with the bonus track get their shit spoiled

The spoiler phobia is a mental disease. Just look how agressive spoiler-phobes get because of some shitty primitive movie which will be forgotten after a month. People were 'spoiled' for centuries that Romeo and Juliette die, and still enjoy this story. Because it's good. If spoiler ruins your retaded expirience the movie is simply bad and has nothing to it exept for plot twists.

The lack of bullshit angles is something I liked about COD games back in the day. I don’t really buy into the futuristic combat meme so I don’t really know whats going on with COD post MW3.
Good luck running anything other than 1.6 on my first yuropoor PC. Plus fps games other than Contra, CS 1.6 and DOOM weren’t so popular in my country

>Implying I give a shit about spoilers
I honestly can't imagine anything as gay as that, it's a TV-show, movie or a game.

Tony gets the gauntlet and snips Thanos away then dies. Cap jumps back in time to bring back the stones but decides to live his life there - is old and dies. Gives his shield to the Nigger.

i do this because i don't like surprises and i think movies should be more than shock twists

We played Duke Nukem 3D, Q3A and UT like crazy in Serbia all through the 90s. Stop living in a faggy country.

I was barely paying attention at that point, but did he go back to get the stones to try to revive Tony?

>the hyped up conclusion of a 20 movie long series resolves using the most basic bitch trope in existence, the time travel
Are all normalfags sub 80 iq?

>I don't even care for the movies, thus neither for the spoilers. so I'm like. eh

>but why though?

I'm thinking he wasn't eh at all

Ofc not because wacky timetravel stories never make sense.

Hey they couldn't possible give up on the chance to make a black female Ironman and a black captain Burgerland next.

You're such a faggot lmao

Fucking blizztards, they're sucking china's cock now

extremely based

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League banned some guy for 3 days too lol

It was early 2000's for me and I have played the ones you've listed before.

How about this weather

>when you say you were eh
>but really you were not eh

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how low does your IQ have to be to come up with a post like this

>my first fps was 1.6
>no actualy I played Duke Nukem before
It's an anonymous board, zoomer, just fuck off in shame instead of trying to dig yourself out.

We live in a world now where the idea of not going on the internet for a few days is absolutely unthinkable

then do not complain, you can do so much shit IRL to avoid internet, even if you are a NEET or a wagie

>Not because you did a 'bad thing', but because taking pride and satisfaction from the fact that this bothers them but not you is really, really sad.
What the fuck were you smoking to come up with a low iq setence like that you fucking faggot.

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