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You know I really hate this show

More like bad ass

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Best girl edition

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Sweet release is so close.

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literally smeagol

>ywn see stannis or littlefinger onscreen ever again

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>mfw he's in the next episode

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>mfw he hasn't read the leaks

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I'm gonna miss shitting on this show with you bros. It's all almost over... no matter the shade of shit the ending is, I just want you all to know I had a good time.

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Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.

Would you remind me what my name is?

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How long has it been since she was poisoned? She's gotta be pretty rotten already.

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When is the last time GRRM has even mentioned the books?

Nonsense... You know she cleans up alright if she's trying. At least her goblin body. She's just a Bonglideshi slag who slags it up at da club and dgaf

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A lie, take it out.

Her body is pretty nice desu.

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how was brienne meant to kill him in a single swing in this position with that armor
shouldn't he have leaned forward and bared his neck

I like how even the main cast thinks the show is all over the place at this point.

I think Jaime dies next episode. Didn't frikidoctor say jaime will only be in 4 episodes this season?

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idk, but we deserved a decap shot at least.

It’s out

FUCK the show
FUCK David and Dan
FUCK normies
and FUCK jews

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She was never poisoned, Cersei just understandably wanted to smooch her

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About 2-3 weeks ago during an interview. He said he had hoped to finish the books by the time they show caught up, but he overestimated how much they'd actually skip over. Mentioned there was still two more, that it was going to be finished and hard to write, and that the endings were going to still be the same largely.

so both grum and dnd are trash
imagine if they met somewhere in the middle of their retardation and didn't constantly go from one edge to the other

based on the current quality of writing that's probably a good thing though

Source?

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/got/

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God I miss her

Why does the show keep going on about protecting muh wimminz and childrinz, but everytime a female character is expected to behave in their gender roles, it's somehow wrong for them?

I dunno how much of this show I can take, Yea Forums

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Considering Emilia Clark walked around drunk off wine for like 9 hours straight after reading about how shit Dany's death is, yeah I'd imagine so.

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based true azor ahai poster

It would've been better to starve her, while force-feeding Ellaria

SHOW ME THE LEAKS GODS DAMNIT!

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just 3 more episodes

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>it's just a prank bro
haha no

Do you have ones that compare book Jaime and show Jaime. Despite still being considered the best character, they ruined him by having him remain Cersei’s bitch for s5-7, it took way too long for him to disregard her. Now, he’s essentially useless as he probably won’t even kill Cersei

thats literally just GoT season 1

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Shame too because Sid is such a good fucking actor when hes given a little more room and more time on screen to actually build a multi faceted character.

DS9 was GOAT

The only actual improvement for any character in reality is Jorah, and even then the show massively undersells that Dany does actually love him, not particularly handsome, but she does love him.

We looked for you on the Catalog.

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>the city of Dorne
don't even remind me

I really hope we see a shot of the prison cell next episode. I need something spicy from this show it has been pretty fucking tame

*teleports behind you*

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Perhaps the best single example of the show directly saying fuck the books

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They turned Jorah into "friendzoned guy" and dropped pretty much anything else about him that could be a defining characteristic. He is definitely not an improvement.

OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS

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So is that Preston guy going to off himself, or what?

I don't care what you incels say. Maisie has a great body and world class legs.

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The pessimist in me always just assumes when someone says they were hoping this and that instead of just saying point blank with certainty that they will do it, well I just cant help but feel like what they are really saying is it's not going to get done.

>days on end of waiting for the poison to get her, only to realize there wasn't any and you're actually going to see her starve to death instead.

Sounds like Cercei

Show me your clam girl.

Frey
>100years old
>20yr old wife
>over 100 children
>more grandchildren then you can shake a stick at
>very rich

Tywin
>60s
>hasnt been married in 30years
>has 3 children
>1 is a dwarf
>other 2 are fucking
>his grandchildren are incest abominations
>effectively broke running on loans

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God had to make up for the face he gave her

>"I am a man of the Night's Watch, Gilly. I made a promise to defend the wall, and I have to keep it. Because that's what men do."

Remember when this show wasn't infected with feminism?

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Compared to everyone else, he and Theon lucked out, and only in terms of their looks improving. Jorah otherwise is still portrayed as a good swordsman at least and had him be at least wise and full of advice when needed.

These pics are a billion years old.

We can only hope.

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Good thing she can change her face with her faceless powers.

I think I'll stop but there are more, probably more than I have saved.

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>He said he had hoped to finish the books by the time they show caught up
Then he's either stupid or blatantly lying

MOAR holy shit these always crack me up

>The only actual improvement for any character in reality is Jorah
Your opinion is baffling, they might as well be two different characters.

The characters the show improved are as follows:
Robert
Viserys
Margaery
Olenna
Theon

Should have slit her throat to make sure.

why not both?

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Why would it get done? The story has already been told, albeit poorly and differently, he makes way more money on this than he ever did as a writer, etc. No point, just fuck it.

show Jorah is way more attractive than his book counterpart though, and show Dany is a 30-year-old 7. if anything Jorah is out of her league lmao

See I thought there was supposed to be something important about the faceless men, that they were exactly that. That these were individuals who would spend so much time being people other than themselves that they would essentially have no ego. To be no one. And then we see anyone can just do this shit.

Do you think he's bullied in school like
>Having lunch
>Girls come up and take his milk
>Take their shirts off and tell him to suck on these for milk

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Oysters
Clams
and literally you: the cuckold

poor boy

I mean you're right about him being far more attractive in the show and that Dany does love him, but Jorah is completely different. He's way better in the books, I love him in the show for his actor, not how he's portrayed entirely as Ser Friendzone of Nice Guy Island.

wtf i want to be bullied now

What is the worst omission of dialogue from the books to the show?

Don’t forget for Tywin
>cucked by Aerys
>possibility that either the twins or the imp aren’t his

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kek

We weren't there. Your shitposter friends, would lie in the ban list had we have been.

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Tysha

It's more like
>want to suck on these for milk
>go to suck
>omg he was actually going to hahahaha
>ah well maybe my internet friends will
>*sucks*
>mmm
>that's nice, at least I have it made here

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>an ugly as fuck girl with the power to change her face
>decides to stay ugly
is this a plot hole

Reposting because I got memed on at the last second by the new thread but really? It doesn't do a better job aesthetics wise for you AT ALL?

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Euron/Victarion's proper story. If this is the ending we're getting, it should have been built up better.

I'm on my first watch through. Currently up to s03e08. I hope Theon makes it through okay.

>Broken Man speech
>Manderly

HBO is owned and operated by (((them))). DB and Dabid are one of (((them))). (((They))) will always choose degeneracy over artistry because poisoning the culture is the more (((lucrative))) operation.

it looks like that one dude is smiling, based

God i wish that was me

This is the only response needed. Nothing even comes close. Don't bother replying anymore.

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Prior to The Long Night, who was the greatest swordsman left alive in Westeros at that point?

So when does Bran plan on telling Gendry he's actually Robert and Cersei's son and thus the rightful heir to the Iron Throne?

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i miss him he was too based for this show
he should have been the one to rule instead of dany

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why is he allowed to be this handsome

people who procastrinate and fail to get shit done tend to speak like this, so your pessimism is well founded

The fuck's a Lommy?

>s03e08
Mega kek. Have you been spoiled to anything?

Based

hell be fine

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it's not just money. It's a fundamental jewish belief that non-jews deserve nothing but stupid shit. And if it starts out serious/complex/good, it inevitably must become trivial/simple/dumb

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He'd have been another Joffrey who instead of lashing out in rage and murder lashed out by crying and running to Cersei. So nearly just like Joffrey.

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didn't they invent shields in grumverse?

I miss them. Do you think they are back together again?

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I can't get over how Dawn looked like a fucking cheap cosplay prop with a little lopsided sun poorly drawn on the pommel.

Oh god. Arya beat Brienne, soooo

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Jeynepool is my favorite character

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Lena

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I think Cersei would know if she had another kid pop out of her loose vag

I can't take the book passage seriously after all the copypastas

>and that the endings were going to still be the same largely.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Brienne probably dominated her in bed though.

eternal reminder

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Big true

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The stuff on the right is literally just making fun of Ned having a northern accent and saying that that makes D&B hacks.

In D&D's shitverse, Arya. Realistically probably Jorah, the dude was regularly fighting Braavosi on the Rhoyne and winning and being praised, praised by the Dothraki and Khal Drogo, bested Jaime eventually during a Jousting Tournament, was the first with Thoros at the Pyke, etc. etc. etc.

Jorah is probably the most accomplished and skilled soldier prior to his death. Even then he still goes out slaughtering fucking Wights left and right.

WHERE'S THE LEAK THAT WAS PROMISED?

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Theory is that she was lying about one of the stillbirths and she actually gave the baby away, and it turned out to be Gendry.

Why does Young Ned's Northern accent sound completely different to Old Ned?

>not voting for Stannis

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This honestly. And she's not even ugly.

Do you think they had rehearsed that speech beforehand? I mean it must have gotten pretty boring after a while, just standing guard at some tower in the middle of nowhere.

Why would she not just kill it? She's Cersei.

>D&B
*drum machine starts up*

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She literally mentions having a black-haired son in the show, and Gendry says he remembers his mother having blonde hair. So again, when does Bran plan on telling? Or is he a Targfaggot?

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>the endings were going to still be the same largely
He must mean this in the most superficial way possible, for this to end "like" the books is basically an impossibility.

>TWO SWORDS DABID

For show's Arya the only sensible end for her is to be put down by the Hound. He now feels like he'd be more of a heart at the party than the broken thing goblin has become. For which he should take responsibility.

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Cersei at the end of the day was still a mother back then, the loss of her children is what drove her too far over the edge.

I couldn't realistically see Cersei killing Bobby B's kid if she did secretly have it, she would most likely give it away to someone and claim it was just another random bastard, makes sense, it is still her child after all.

noegh eght Ence

STOP with the Stannis meme. He's shit. He's a shit character. He's a shit person. He's a shit father. He's a shit ruler. He's just fucking shit and I'm glad he's dead and never coming back.

>tfw no kettlemans daughter gf
>tfw gormless

Mostly because it implies the books will get an ending.

Grrm just has some bad lines here and there. Certainly not a deal breaker when considering thousands of pages of pretty good stuff.

>NOW EHT ENS!
Never fails to make me laugh

Nah she's finally going to leave the tutorial zone (Westeros) and go raiding.

>he doesn't know

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No, he meant it pretty literally. He even stated that his ending and D&D's ending were going to be nearly identical, or they should based on what he knows. Obviously a little more detail and thought put into it, but they're going to be the same barring some characters who may or may not still be alive at places.

Screencap this
Leader of golden company is fAegon, he will try to take the throne back and will rape Arys, that will sneak into KL to kill Cersei and him. Because his eyes are actually purple he is immune to Aryas anime powers, they are not brown,green or blue. In the final battle he gets his chest caved in by Gendry that was legitimized as Baratheon and Lord of Storms End

Have literally never heard this criticism until today, they both have pretty much the same accent and accents can change FAR more radically than that over shorter spans of time anyway.

>He's shit
nope
>He's a shit character
nope
>He's a shit person
maybe
>He's a shit father
nope
>He's a shit ruler
nope

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Yes show Stannis is like that, good actor though. Book Stannis isn't. It's the only reason people like Stannis, the books. Dillane is based af, but he couldn't save that shit.

>Stannis
>dead

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I can't believe that Jon turns the Seven Kingdoms into a Ancap paradise

>Or is he a Targfaggot
I think this was pretty much confirmed when he started spouting the “rEbEllIoN wAs BuIlT oN a LiE” nonsense. The current Stark children are traitors to their own predecessors, except Sansa some how

I was told the ep would be leaked by now

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>>He's a shit father
>nope

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>he hasn't read the leaks

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Is it possible that the NK is part of Bran which I'd why he turned into a robot ever since he got the mark on his arm?
Would that redeem the show in any way?

Not possible for him to be Targ beyond Robert's genetics.

>I’M A FOOKING LEGEND M8
Always gets me. This is definitely the best one

My kween *cough* you are the most badass *cough* leader men could ever hope for. As in the one with the penises. You showed me *cough* the error of my ways *cough*, rule worlds of men as all women should be...

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will the fat steamboat captain ever finish the books?

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jon's parentage was revealed too early in the show desu

I wonder how much is shitposting and how much is impotent despair.

No it wouldn't because then its a rehash of The Lich King from Warcraft. Which is a shit plot point anyways. Now if Bran creates his own NK/WW using Greenseer Magic, then sure.

He was asking if Bran is a Targ loyalist, not if Gendry is a secret Targ

A lie, take it out.

It has to be an extremely barebones version, a literal sparknotes version. "Dany and Tyrion dies, Euron betrays Cersei, Sansa sits on the throne. The end" ending. There are simply too many plotlines that George has wrapped himself in for it the lead up to be anything the same.

Should've specified the books, srry.

soon user, soon...

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>Stannisfags raiding the polls

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Thanks sweaty, but you're just too short.

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>It has to be an extremely barebones version, a literal sparknotes version. "Dany and Tyrion dies, Euron betrays Cersei, Sansa sits on the throne. The end" ending. There are simply too many plotlines that George has wrapped himself in for it the lead up to be anything the same.

I'm sure it was, could be a tad more detailed than that, and they scrapped what they scrapped and adjusted, who knows. For all we know it could somehow end up being the exact same due to The Long Night in GRRM's version too.

yes

>Should've specified the books, srry.
D&D confirmed Stannis burning Shireen is from the books.

Clearly not. He might just about finished Winds of Winter.

>he doesn't know
The narwol beacons at midnight

Just watched the Indian leak.

AMA.

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He probably finished WoW already and will set a release date once the show ends

Norf.

Cleganebowl?

post em plz

I don't know about you, but I really enjoyed watching a 10 year girl bark commands during a battle to soldiers who fought longer than she's been alive. Now that's powerful. But you won't get it being an incel and all.
have
sex

>1280x1000
he would've been a good gerald for witcher

When stannis cum back does he smile a big smile?

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That is not how GRRM and their conversation went at all. GRRM only told them that Shireen gets burned in the books at some point, he never once said who and most people assume it to be Melisandre and Selyse, since Stannis is hundreds of miles away.

D&D just assumed it was Stannis and placed her in position of the nephew or cousin he actually burned, I forget which. D&D hated Stannis and thought he'd be the worst King, even worse than Joffrey and the Mad King, they hated him with a passion while missing the entire point of his character and just nature in the books.

Stannis made going bald /fa/ as fuck

Doesnt exist

sure, but the entire context is different. D&D just wrote a shitty fanfic with the flimsiest plot imaginable to rush to the ending. they'll only achieve two things, a) disappoint showfags b) piss off bookfags by spoiling all the major plot points and the ending.

feed me the sauce

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Not a chance. That makes zero sense anyway, TWOW won't even spoil the show since we're up to what would be content from ADOS now.

That's the best case scenario, to be honest.

notice the bald guy at the back?

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My hope is GRRM takes what the show does and the backlash and completely flips it on its head during A Dream of Spring.

mate thats Magnar. Hes coming back

>tfw kit wasn't willing to fuck D&D, so maisie got the NK kill instead

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That's not the dome of royalty.

It does, he has the vast majority of the chapters out already, he only has like 1-2 more.

that head looks nothing like stannis

>WoW
yeah I can picture him raiding all day because he sure as shit isn't writing

Nice photoshop nigger, get fucked cuck
Cluck cluck cluck!

Come up a Game of Thrones title. Any X of Y like Lampshade of No Real Significance

>implying a dream of spring will ever get released
oh you sweet summer child

>he has the vast majority of the chapters out already
He's made like half a dozen chapters public. What the fuck are you on about? Maybe like 5% of the book.

Underrated qt

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>half the starks die
>no one ever mentions them ever again
>not even after they are reunited for the first time in what should be years
thanks DnD

how did she go from endearing loudmouth girl to men unironically taking her seriously? are D&D fucking retarded?

ADOS is just the last chapter of TWOW, you penultimate puss

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>it took ten years to write both AFFC and ADWD
>coming up on ten years since ADWD released
The true ending to ASOIAF is coming.

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A Song of Dabid and Daniel

That's a really good photoshop of Arya's face if fake user. That said, how the fuck did she get burned, Night King touched her neck, that's it

Have to keep in mind, Bran is literally possessed by some really old Targaryen bastard, Brynden Rivers. It makes sense he's spouting pro-Targ nonsense.

>No Dickon in the polls

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Pretty sure there is already talk of him having it done and waiting until the show is over, they were talking about this like 2-3 days ago during his recent interview. He even bitched about Bronn having screentime on the show.

he's waiting for the show to end so he can copy it all down into his books
based writer who didn't even have to finish his own books

>he doesn't know
YAS KING IS BACK IN BLACK

Is Stannis back yet?

>tfw no kettlemasters daughter gf

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!!!!

ADOS is the seventh book and that's not what penultimate means

>Pretty sure there is already talk of him having it done and waiting until the show is over
No there isn't. You're retarded to believe it.

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and no The True King Stannis isn't coming back, because dabid n dabid, stop this stupid attempt to get hype for trash, everyone is going to watch this shit show anyway

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based dickon poster

We have 11 chapters out user, Victarion, Alayne, Aeron, Tyrion, Barristan, Arianne, Theon, Mercy.

That's already more viewpoints than ADOD.

i have it, and no you cannot have it

>tfw her and Sophie Turner fucked in real life.

STANNISSSSSSSSSAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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even if he uses the same plot points, they will probably make more sense because he's not an awful brainlet hack writer like D&D are

Except ADWD came out 6 years after AFFC. GRRM confirmed he hasn't started writing ADOS yet, and will only decide whether to start it after TWOW is out. Just a reminder TWOW is 1600 pages and took him 9~ years, and ADOS is expected to be the same length. GRRM is 70, and the average life expectancy in the US is 78. He's going to die before ADOS is done.

Starks are immune to frostbite

>one of the best generals in Westeros
>never heard of the Dance of Dragons
seriously, wtf is with that plot hole. That's like General Patton not knowing wtf the Civil War was

He had a huge cranium even when he was a skinny lad growing up in Northampshire.

Either that or he'll realize the spin-off shows wont get him nearly the same money as GoT did and he'll actually have to write to keep bringing money in.

who is that? surely it's not the kid that played rickon stark

JUST

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>tfw A Dream of Spring is going to be the next Phantom Pain
aggggghhh

Reminders, amigos:
>Quentyn is alive
>Mance Rayder = Rhaegar
>there's a dragon living under Winterfell
>Gray Wind isn't actually dead and Robb Stark's consciousness lives on within him
>Euron has a horn will tame the dragons
>Darkstar is the most dangerous man in the world

In theory he might be able to do ADOS faster, assuming he has managed to wrangle all the plots.

In theory.

Given that Fire and Blood made it to every bestseller list there is, he doesn't need to bother writing ADOS to make money, he can just shit out another one of those.

BAZINGA lol :)

He's entertaining his daughter you moron. He knows wtf it is.

Bronn and Cersei fucked IRL. They aren't on good terms.

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So will Jon kill Cersei now? Will the show just have these two kills the other way around and wrong?

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It'll die down once GoT ends, especially with the backlash soon.

>hasnt read the leaks
Jon kills Dany

I'm still mad that fat fuck wrote an 800 page history of Westeros when he's meant to be writing TWOW. He did that solely for the money and you know it.

BRING ME MORE VOTES UNTIL I PISS MYSELF

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Jaime kills Cersei and dies in her arms after being wounded by Euron and killing him.

desu Maisie seems like a fun, nervous sheila who could get it if the personality and money bags are there to make up for the nostradamus face

I alawys thought of it as he just dismissed the retared "heroirc" moments as nonsense, shes too young to get it, but he's saying thing went down badly for everyone, and he really is trying to soften the blow, but he's stannis and book stannis is always honest to a fault

have sex/10

Anybody here poop their pants when they saw the episode 3 finale? Honestly the most epic moment in the whole show

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leaks also say Jon is so sad he takes the black again - which makes no sense since the Night King is dead, and Bran somehow ends up on the Iron Throne.

I don't think they're credible user

That is quite hilarious.

IIRC Bran and Tommen were fucking at one point too.

Why the fuck do you nigs keep splitting threads

>show Stannis
>having any ounce of mirth or humanity inside him

there's going to be another plot twist.
the remaining episodes are all 80 minutes long, there's not enough material left to cover that with everything playing out as expected.

it might be shit, but this week's shitstorm is going to be sidelined by events. the only question is whether D&D were smart enough to tie it back to the Nightking somehow.

Still the only good finished fantasy universe and fantasy out on film.

Feels weird. Will we ever get a second one?

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It made me pp grow big and made me ashamed of being a white man.

>read the wrong leaks
Jesus you're retarded

That wasn't the same leak that said Jon killed Dany. The one that said Jon killed Dany got Arya killing the Night King right, and the precise details of it too.

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doubt it

Maario Naharis

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>LITTLEFINGER
>DEAD
OH NONONOONNON AHAHHAHAHA

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>Jon kills Dany
But why? Jon wouldn't care about the throne. His arc is kinda done with the NK dead.

>according to the prophecy Cersei is going to be killed be her Valonqar
>Valonqar means younger brother, but Valarian has no sense of gender so it could be young sister
>Tyrion married Sansa, so they are in-laws
>Arya is Sasa's younger sister
>Arya kills Cersei

it really just made me sit down and be humble
im incredibly grateful to d&d for this experience

Thoughts on Cersei?

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FWIW, the audiobook version makes pretty good bedtime listening. It's impossible to actually read as a book but the tedium and dryness of the material spiked with occasional historical narrative is pretty much perfect comf and coze when read by Roy Dotrice. But I think someone else actually reads portions because it sounds spliced-together in parts. Highly recommended for this specific purpose, though

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No leaks on my watch

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I thought they did absolutely the best possible job of setting up Arya's ks and of all the problems with the episode it bothered me the least.

not to say that there wasn't a lot of retardation, but I also thought the dragons were handled perfectly.

I agree, fuck all haters! Team Arya! Eek!!

Wheel of Time is most likely going to be next on the list.

she was never hot and I lmao evrytiem the show tries to push her as if she was

this and also Theon suicide charging NK
shits happening

but seriously i really need to

based

post em plz

Unbearably negative character. Her mommy nature doesn't redeem anything about her anymore, her one good quality doesn't mean anything, she is worse ruler than Geoffrey probably because Geoffrey wasn't banishing and killing effective people and allies.

The only thing she brought into King's Landing is fucking Chinese version of Euron Greyjoy.

user, Roy Dotrice died a year before Fire and Blood released. The Fire and Blood audiobook is read by Simon Vance.

damn, the costuming has gone to shit

I have the same hairline and it doesn't look half as badass. How does he do it!?

Silmarillion

Why the fuck did they cast someones creepy drunk uncle as Euron?

:)

user is referring to A World of Ice and Fire as per the actual pic related of the post, not Fire and Blood

Even now I can shitpost five of you like trolling an underage!

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we dont really know how she rules king's landing because it has been ignored entirely

They were going for the Kano audience, so MK11 made Kano Euron

>Geoffrey
retard

new:

What's Geralt of Rivia doing behind Arya?

Fits the spirit of the character, to be fair

witcher work

no, it will be Arya because Arya is everything and only Arya gets to do cool shit

Calling all Bannermen!
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

But I am fine with Arya killing Cersei

i love smug lena

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>finished
Most of Tolkien's ideas never got published, and plenty of stuff was published posthumously as well
The Silmarillion, all twelve volumes of The History of Middle Earth, the three stories that were published over the last decade (beren and luthien, fall of gondolin, children of turin) and that's just the middle earth/ LoTR related works

Tolkien was the fucking king of dying before you finish your great works. If anything George dying before finishing the books or any of the prequels would be an actual good reason to compare the two finally

>Tolkien was the fucking king of dying before you finish your great works
He finished the Hobbit and LotR you braindead moron.

That's his magnum opus, everything else he built out of love. His commercial success was with the ones I mentioned.
GRRM hasn't even been able to finish that.

>When you try to act smug but you come across as an inbred dumb fuck
Wew, I almost pity you.

Why wouldn't you? That isn't something uncommon you know.

Have sex, unironically

Bear with him once you go through all of tolkiens shit you don't give a flying fuck about LoTR or the hobbit. Two concisely different types of people.

Name of the wind.... soon

this, some gurm fag is upset, still hasn't gotten past stage one
>Denial
>Anger
>Bargaining
>Depression
>Acceptance

? you mean doors of stone? thats never coming out either

I'm not denying that. What Tolkien wrote outside LotR and the Hobbit is miles ahead both of those works, but still, his major and most important legacy work was completed long before he passed.

GRUM is gonna croak in 2 years and we won't see shit.

This.

wait till they kill jon at episode 5.

Truly, Cersei would be proud.