How’s it going regular white man?

Who OP? What the fuck?

>"I have military flight and fire arms training"
>"Oh shit, well damn, so does Tony Stark as well?"
>"........no"

I think you've encountered the rare blackcel.

>flies in
>grabs ant man's taco and throws it on the ground
>"BOOM you lookin for this!?"
I didn't get the point of this scene. It was Scott's taco in the first place.
Is there some sort of symbolism with the taco I'm not getting?

Better than Falcon aka shitty budget Iron Man.

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>"What's your superpower?"
>"I stole one of Tony's prototypes once."
>"I'm paraplegic and need power armor to walk"

The taco(a yonic symbol) represents sex with white women.

He's still mad about the airport.

Shit I forgot about him. Attachable wings and UZIs. That he has to carry by hand. Fuck he’s useless. Cap could take the wings and be a lot more useful.

So basically his superpower is stealing?

His nose is as wide as half his face.

>"I wasn't always like this"

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His superpower is being friends with a rich and powerful guy, which is the real message.

NIG
GER

Well, he's going to be the "Cap" now anyway.

Shit, I forgot to delete the second line when I copied that. Here's what I meant:
>"What's your superpower?"
>"I'm paraplegic and need power armor to walk"
>"Oh, okay. Why didn't Tony just amputate your non-working legs and give you robot legs?"
>"I don't know..."

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That gave up being in three of the most successful movies of all time because he was jealous of RDJr's paycheck and had to be a little bitch about it.

And also stealing
>Marvel makes first black super hero in their CU a stereotype
>we wuz Avengers and sheeit

First disabled person in MCU

But they had already written a contract. Marvel was in the wrong.

You, like most white men who spend their time on this website will inevitably be dead by drugs or suicide in the next five years. The rest will be in prison. Notice how there’s no one here over 35? What do you think happened to them? Their lives got better? Hahahah. im going to sleep well tonight thinking of you putting the gun under your jaw

Only rare because black women will fuck anything

Well they can always get Justin Hammer to do the job, wasn't the war machine built by dancing man ?

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Are you okay? Find Christ my friend.

“”””””women”””””””

Is that you, asianmasculinity? You've really snapped.

There’s no god. No heaven to save you. Your white children will suffer the immense consequences of climate change

>You, like most white men who spend their time on this website will inevitably be dead by drugs or suicide in the next five years. The rest will be in prison. Notice how there’s no one here over 35? What do you think happened to them? Their lives got better? Hahahah. im going to sleep well tonight thinking of you putting the gun under your jaw

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Kek

>"Disney changes a man"
>"Wut do u mean"
>"I used to be chocolate"

>if you dont smile youre an SJWWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
have sex

Tony Stark did him dirty not giving him any new upgrades since Iron man 2. Iron Man's biggest defining feature has always been shooting lasers and this guy is stuck with regular missiles and bullets.
Seriously, he broke his damn legs fighting under Tony's orders and the fucker didn't think of giving him nanotech when he discovered it? What about those sweet plasma shields he can create on a whim? Or the Jarvis/Friday AI to help him multitask?

Racism

Children? Jokes on you buddy boy

Yeah I was being nice, no one on this board will have children. Ever

His suit was much bulkier in Endgame tho

But you just outlined why that's a good thing. Most of humanity will be dead by 2050.

>it's another /pol/ really has to stretch to make a vague point thread.

Ok? Did you just want a (you)? Here it is

>he hates him because he was on the team that crippled him, ant man as giant man tossed him around so he's bitchy toward him.

Cry more nigger monkey. Ain't my fault your ancestors never contributes a damn thing to mankind.

>lost to thanos
>half of earth is dead
>undertake serious mission to bring them back
>might die in process
>reee why isn't he smiling while fighting for his life!!!
Where the fuck did this retarded meme come from anyways

Wasn't it Vision's fault though?

the first one, yeah. everything else that succeeded it was presumably made by Tony

>undertake serious mission to bring them back
I wish

dude half the universe died for half a decade...tf are they smiling for?

well it was tonys for hitting falcon out of the way so the blast missed falcons wings. but vision's power hit him. tony made him miss, although they claimed it was wandas love that distracted him, but it was tony moving his intended target.

but again giant man tossed him around during the fight so he's bitter at all of caps guys.

>Falcon AND War Machine both stole their suits
We have three black guys on the team, two are thieves the other one got his powers from drinking drug laced purple drank. Why do progressives fawn over this shit again?

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He's was pretty good in the movie, he's just so done with this shit
>told Captain Marvel to fuck off
>banter with Ant Man
>suggested killing Baby Thanos
>made fun of Quill with Nebula

he's the serious relief character

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He should’ve been replaced by Bucky when it came to being dusted. With Bucky, the three way conflict between him, Stark, and Cap may have been resolved. Would’ve been nice to see that on screen. Out of all the heroes, War machine has the least amount of character. Even Sam has that bullshit about having ptsd and losing his partner

You could argue Black Panther stole the throne. He quite literally lost at a fair duel, beaten by a stronger guy, but cheated his way into coming back.

>regular sized penis

Didn't Falcon also steal his wings from an armory?

This line and exchange with Nebula actually brings up something of a plot hole:

>Nebula grabs the power stone and the energy field burns away the flesh on her arm, exposing the terminator-like skeleton arm underneath
>She and Rhodey exchange lines about "not always being like this"
>2014 Nebula changes the strip on her head, but doesn't do anything to remove her arm flesh
>When everyone returns to the Avengers compound, before they attempt the snap, Rhodey doesn't notice that the swapped 2014 Nebula's arm is back to normal, instead of the exposed skeleton

Could call it just carelessness or an oversight on Rhodey's part, but it's a significant one

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>quips quips quips
>REEEE HES NOT QUIPPING ENOUGH
shut the hell up

*Saves your life even though you are prick*

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Everyone's too busy grieving for Black Widow. Also iirc current Nebula should have some of the gold/yellow tinting on her arms too and past Nebula only took the head parts.

Falcon is so fucking lame

Fucking crackers gave black people the shittiest heroes

Perhaps
Though also, every other character who went on the time travel missions is there in the room when Banner does the snap, but no one notices that Nebula, who has been a solid, contributing Avengers team member for the entire movie, is absent and has wandered off to fuck with something else

what's with all this Falcon hate? He's a bro, guy even faced jail helping the Cap when Tony decided to fuck up the Avengers

holy yikes my dude, get laid

jews aren't crackers tho

>black character acts rude towards white character
>FUCKING NIGNOG SJW REEE
white fragility at work

lol

>show / movie doesnt feature black people
>REEE racist cracka
>cry on tv and proceed to bash everyone in the production team with the help of every major media that currently exist
>will actually either cry on tv or ganging up some guy by a single word that starts with "n"
>basement dweller complaining in Indonesian child renting forum
>yo yo nigga look at this pathetic wh*teboi

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Don Cheadle was only cool in swordfish. Literal discount Howard

>not one happy expression in the whole movie

He literally laughed after trolling Banner into bowing before T'Challa.

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>Exhibit A

Why are you quoting white sjws though?

I was happy he got some cool moments in IW but he didnt get shit in Endgame despite having a beefed up suit. What the fuck Nintendo.