How do they know what a menu is?

Because have sex is why, you fucking incel.

Why?

Their half men half orc fusions. Maybe they retain human memories. They definitely don’t grow from children

I’d assume that Barad Dûr had taverns for grog. The West Fold probably had one or two eateries that were razed.

Really in the end what do we know about Orc society?
Fuck all right? Because evil doesn't need explaining.

Why wouldn't they? There were bars, restaurants,etc in Middle Earth. Sure, Orcs weren't invited but they knew they existed.

They were formerly elves

>Orcs weren't invited
Well that's not very nice.

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They live in loose gangs where the strongest guy is in charge, they hate literally everyone, love weapons and machines, don't like sunlight and are generally hostile to the whole world

That's what happens you represent 13% of the population but commit over 50% of violent crimes.

Moldy bread was actually a delicacy, not joking. Orcs never got a definite background. They’re either literal filth and corpses made into golems powered by Melkor’s autism, or elves bred and corrupted by Melkor. I see Orcs as a themetic opposite of Dwarves, who were made by basically an angel in awe of god.

Orcs don’t love serving Sauron. They’d like to rob and pillage on their own time then for an sperg like Sauron.

Nigga, we ain’t had nothin but grits for three mothafuckin days

Fuck, replace grits with maggots cornbread

They had slaves and they farmed inside of Mordor . There’s quiet a bit of lore even though their nature is still a mystery

I see doctors, engineers, lawyers.

If he knows so much about the menu, why didn't he explain the daily specials?
Also, what time do you think they stop serving second breakfast?

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Tolkien said in a letter orcs breed like the other races so they probably have some disgusting sex caves in Mordor. I forgot her name but there was an elf lady who got captured by orcs and it vaguely says she got raped to death. So they fuck.

THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING

They used to be elves. Elves had eating establishments

T can't read a book

They don't say menu in the book.

i mean why wouldn't they?
There were thousand orcs living around Isenguard, the demand for food would inevitably lead to some orcs taking advantage of supplying places to eat in exchange for other goods.
You think just because they are depicted as monstrous they would not develop their own customs and culture?

"sci"-fi is pure retardation a chunk of the time dude

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They wouldn't have a fucking menu.

are you implying that lord of the rings is science fiction?

>manflesh
>maggoty bread
>grog
What else is on the menu?

Keep in mind that the orcs don't actually speak English, and what we hear in the movie is translations, so they could've said something similar in their language that translates closest to menu in English.

Why didn't Aragorn command his ghost army to outright defeat Mordor as a whole for their freedom instead of just winning a single battle?

ah so that's where that thing is from
guess it didn't have enough insect parts and blue veins
well, point still stands. though pure fantasy tends to get a pass since it's, well, fantasy

None of those, but they do have a Waffle House.

Sweetie, the trilogy is required watching.

Maybe an orc spy overheard a conversation about menus and shared the info with the group

Because they fulfilled their oath, and wouldn't have wanted to fight anyway. Also Aragorn is chill.

Because he promised to release them if they fought for him, if he broke his promise they would have killed him and probably a bunch of people as well.

Read my post you dinguses.
I'm not saying after the fact, I'm saying his initial pact should have just been "Defeat Mordor"

In the books the dead can't kill anyone, they just scare the pirates away. Aragorn takes some of their ships and rallies men from towns along the river and saves Gondor leading a host of Gondor men and some of his Dunedain carrying his banner.

Their original oath was to defend Minas Tirith, not go galavanting around to Mordor. Aragorn didn't make the terms.

Ahh.
They buffed the hell out of them in the movie then.

Yeah. I dislike the ghosts in the movie. Aragorn leading men is much better, but there wasn't time to do it properly really.

Roar!

>What about their legs? They don't need those.
Since when were orcs masters of sterile and safe amputations?

god damnit no it isn't. it's a relative tax and saruman ONLY taxes all the loot above one set of armor per month, one wild board per month, one loaf of bread a week and he doesn't even fucking tax veggies.

Also, to ANY AND ALL orcs (of all breeds, including half breeds) he pays per diems for each day out in the field outside the realm of Isengard.

how the FUCK is that not a reasonable tax policy?

Well duh. Books are written

>classes
Reminds me of that quest where orcs are the laborers working at the factories owned by the ((gnomes)).
And now i want an Arcanum movie.

Orcs are more human-like and less NPC in the books

Lava biscuits

man-flesh (sometimes)

Do they have orc restaurants? Do they tip? Can orcs even read a menu?

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Where?

despite being only 13% of the population orcs and half-orcs are responsible for 50% of the crime in Tarant

Weren't the Mordor orcs and Isenguard uruks speaking common with each other?

Someone designed all those siege engines

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hot

Spider milk.