Why did the White Walker spare Samwell ?

Pre-chub Gilly was a 10/10, you pleb.

>THere's literally NO scientific proof of any correlation between food quantity and weight gain

>hurr durr hurr THere's no relation between me sticking trash into a trash can and how much that trash can weighs!!!!

Start a diet, fatty.

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he'll be dead by 55

>THere's literally NO scientific proof for the basic laws of thermodynamics
>This anecdotal evidence PROVES you're wrong

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He's already 76.

Calories in, calories out

Now go jump off a bridge

Well obviously hes an extreme outlier or his coronary arteries are one burger away from blocking

You know a guy with a golden metabolism and physiology, and this is proof that overweight people don't need to worry about quantity when eating? Do you read this and think it's alright to post it? Even this being Yea Forums you should have some minimal common sense, perhaps talk with more people in order to get counter opinions, it seems like you are years without talking with another human and only ending conversations in your head.

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they knew that it won't matter in the end

>poop eyes
>10/10
sorry senpai, but nope.

Is that le Drumpf?

I guess because he saw him as no threat and as a waste of time. Still doesn't make sense.

>This. THere's literally NO scientific proof of any correlation between food quantity and weight gain.
Jesus Christ
Haha

Shit writing

that is a story for another time

He may have access to the kitchens or trade favours for food

It's almost like the show is written by hacks and the actors can't even be bothered to give a shit about their characters.

what the fuck are poop eyes

Because Sam has Fairy Tail level plot armor. Dumb and umber are shit writers.

>eat lots of food and crap
>always skinny

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>be an absolute glutton
>become obese
>blame everything but yourself
>claim unemployment abusing your obesity
fat people actually ruined the world you know this right?

>a whopper to you is like a salad to someone else. It's very odd.
It's not that extreme you fat pig.

The White Walkers were created to defend the magical folk from humans. Sam was judged no threat, and not advantageous to turn and add to their army. It was likely he would die soon anyway and become part of the reserve undead, so there was no reason to do it.

Because he is only an actor.

Sam is GRRMs self-insert.

Not only are fat people unable to follow a simple diet, they can't even be bothered to follow the First Law of Thermodynamics

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Because the White Walkers and the Night King are ultimately agents of Bran who, in an Ozymandias-esque plot straight out of Watchmen, has crafted a major threat to push Westeros towards a better tomorrow. Sam has a major part in that better future and was spared.

Even with a metabolism in overdrive that's simply not possible, unless he's burning those calories like Michael Phelps in a single training session.

>I know a guy who eats 7 Big Macs a day and has done for 13 years and he's stick thin

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He didn't want to piss Jon off by killing his best friend which in turn would have made the GOAT girl pissed off. If you really think about it, it was a genius move and impeccable writing.

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> only an actor

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and his name? alber einstein

Ah, Conover, you sneaky sausage. We meet again.

Seriously though metabolism is a thing and if you consider people with high or low metabolisms outliers it's fairly consistent for everyone else.

Metabolism, fren. I myself have a fast metabolism and stuff my face with junk food but have a body like Brad Pitt in Fight Club as standard with zero exercise. The drawback is that when I used to life the amount of calories I had to put in myself to add significant bulk was fucking ridiculous. Some of us just have those hunter gatherer genetics and aren't designed to be fat or swoll.

>there's no scientific proof of the correlation between energy intake and the amount of energy stored in your body
I'm pretty sure there's at least a couple laws of physics that prove you wrong fampai

You managed to stop a thread from dying through sheer retardation. Well done user

i'm trying my best too user, but it just doesn't work

why are their faces made of pale butthole wrinkles?

The same reason Sam "magically" survived so many times during the Battle of Winterfell when he should have been killed - because he was known as the one who would discover in a long forgotten tome deep in the Citadel knowledge of the Long Night, learn the motivations behind the White Walkers, and be the one to negotiate a peace.
Or cuz shrug lol fuck you, there are literally ice zombies and dragons in Westeros and THIS is what you whine about lmao? Have sex.

>imagine being known as the fat guy in a hit TV show
>you make it big & can now how a comfortable life
>want to start taking care of your health and lose the all of the lard
>can't because you're contractually obliged to stay fat for 9 years
>heart can't take no more
>dies

why do they need lips? are these niggas talking to each other? ive never heard them speak

thestreet.com/story/14289574/1/warren-buffett-s-junk-food-diet-has-gotten-him-to-87-should-you-follow-it.html

this nigga is 88 and eats mcdonald every day and drinks a shit load of coke too

I used to believe this somewhat when I was younger because I had a friend who would eat a ton and I thought I didn't eat much comparatively. Fact is that was all he was eating and while I'm not around he isn't eating more while I am. Once I got older and started eating actual portions the weight went away quick. Fat people are fucking delusional and if they stopped eating so much they would lose weight.

I'd bet you're not low body fat skinny.

you must be a huge lol, stop eating shit and start training lazy faggot

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based
shut the fuck up

Bingo. The skinny people who "eat a ton and never gain weight" will eat a pizza and then nothing for the next two days, while fatties will have a few slices dipped in ranch with a soda three times a day with ice cream and potato chips in between

sounds delish, i'm gonna make that right now

You either exercise a lot or you're eating less than you think you are. Try to eat like someone on those fat loss TV shows

>you're eating less than you think you are

It can only be this realistically, unless he trains like an Olympic athlete, training will in almost all cases not cover the increase of huge amounts of additional calorie intake.

Most fatty's think they can run for an hour and that will cover a bag of chips, they are wrong (and fat)

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>you make it big
>make it big
>big

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Sam is the fat mans self insert so of course he wont die

No you are fucking not. Slim people who claim they are eating "a lot" are almost always lying.

kek reminds me of when grrm got pissed off when women didnt like sam and cried but hes everything women say they want

There is no Game Of Thrones without White Walkers.

There is quite literally no point.

user, the show shat itself at the last second
who knows, and we'll probably never know
maybe in the books though but who tf bothers with that

not how it happened

He’s like Hurley from Lost

They felt that the scene would be cooler if the walker turned to the camera. Nothing in this show is given more than two seconds of thought

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i share a board with such retards....

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>i share a board

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I too watched Supersize me

doesn't account for anonymous comminutes

>says me

Bc the show is cucked beyond repair. Should've have been multiple big deaths but none emerged.

So that he could spread the message. Remember the very first scene in the entire show when the WWs spared that one guy?

post body

I used to believe this shit too and I thought I ate a lot of food untill I saw how much these fat fucks go through in one sitting.

>at company party
>obese coworker who always complains about muh genetics there
>see him at the buffet
>he's carrying one huge plate of ribs in one hand
>in his other hand is another plate, an assortment of the unhealthiest and the most disgusting shit you could find at the buffet
>mfw he washes it all down with like 2 liters of diet coke

>2 liters of diet coke
This is why they are fat, not from the coke directly but from the hunger inducing properties of fake sugar.

I always wonder what Hitler would think if he knew that people in 80 years would be using short clips of him for reactions on what started as a Japanese cartoon message board on the biggest mass communication network known to man. Or just what he would think in general of modern society and the internet. I want his take so badly...

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I would say you're a massive faggot and probably Jewish.

Although, there's nothing wrong with being Jewish.

Here's your (you)

Wow you're going from tv-actor to demi-god.