SNL General

Hope he sings a fun Jewish song and breaks all through it.

>watching snl

real boomer hours up in this bitch.

anyone else seeing this horse shit

youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

Sorry, you're getting David Spade and you're gonna like it

guess it's better than rob schneider

>Based Sandler
Maybe this will be kino

here we go

>no politics
Off to a decent start already

unexpected cold open

I AM GROOT

>Game of Thrones

Yup, don't get any of it.

You're kidding, right?

I don't watch either of these things.

Cecily lookin' good

>I like the big girls, too
mfw

kenan always makes these skits

spoilers

nice money I mean MOONEY in the opening skit

these are some bad impressions

Sandler isn't as bad as people think, he's just been meme'd to death. He's a good actor when he wants to be. More importantly he was a good cast member back in the day so it should be a half decent show.

This is awful.

Is she pregnant?

kenan thompson works for free. there is no other reason he would still be on snl

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>capeshit and game of cucks
Literally Yea Forums: the episode

>he was a good cast member back in the day

Ehhhhhhhhhhh. Really hit or miss.

I don't know anything about GOT but I'm just happy to see Melissa on my TV screen

wtf I want to fuck Quasimoto now

God DAMN.

Are they supposed to not sound like the people they’re doing impressions of?

The rapper?

he's def singing the opening monologue

>jew host
>jew guest

he's nervous

Funfact: Adam Sandler was fired from SNL

>hand wringing

you called it

yikes

yep called it

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oy vey, this is epic

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>Jew show
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS

Fuck spics

Well fuck now it's not a funfact

>HATE THE JEWS

ADAM IS A MONSTER

DA JOOZ

First time watching television?

NIGGERS

I would if I could. She's funny and hot.

He always looks dead behind the eyes

You were fired because the 94-95 season was one of the worst in the show's history.

But hey, Chris Rock. Whats he up to these days?

OH SHI- CHRIS MFKN ROCK

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when will kevin james and rob Schneider show up

You have to go back

His songs are comedy kino

Will Ferrel will make an appearance in 5 seconds

>You're kidding, right?

You're not on Yea Forums right now, Boco, you're on Yea Forums.

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this, song sandler is based
>farley impression
i love u sandler

>not bringing Norm

>chris rock
ay oh white people be like this and black people be like dis

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>400 BILLION DOLLARIDOOS
Marvel cucks BTFO

that wasn't completely terrible

>its coming soon
kek

4bn from jack and jill is nothing to be proud of

>song sandler is based
I saw him at NJPAC a year ago and this nigga did 3 hours of songs
One of the best comedy shows I've ever been to

Shit bait

ferrel came on after sandler

Mothra a cute. A CUTE!

that could describe a lot of black comedians

Norm is under contract with with Netflix and isn't allowed on TV

oh, im late.

good lord

it was on tv a short time ago, and I could only bear to watch a few mins of it

he's unironically brilliant, this episode may actually end up being good

Good point.

Just saying, man. Pixels. Didn't even see it and I still know how terrible it was.

>Whats he up to these days?
Making another special

he's going to do a bunch of throwback sketches

Norm only shows up at places where there is a sports book backstage

I mean joined snl

What about The Orville? Does VA work not count?

That's like saying Patrice only made fat jokes

Is Cecily pregnant?

this is the most boomer fucking joke

This is actually a clever idea.

Maybe he had the show excluded from the contract but he hasn't been allowed on any talk show after The View

Oh look it’s another crybaby cunts thread.

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Who's hotter: Brooke or Cecily as Brooke?

>capeshit
>snapchat
fuck this zoomer

she's been pregnant for 3 years dude

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I want to wax Cecily's hairy arms
'

Based
Cringe

Cecily isn't a lesbian

Wow very hip! Thanks Lorne! I can't wait to forward this sketch to my grand children tomorrow! :-)

- Kathy

And by wax I mean cum on

Punch Drunk Love is absolutely fucking awesome. He was the perfect pick for that role.

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Unironically crying rn

lol, why not? Longest running cast member, so far.

this is so stupid, yet I'm laughing

nice another mooney classic

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>it's a Beck and Mooney bit

Is this just the zoomer remake of three leg jeans?

Yeah but so was Norm...

>first good sketch in a while
>followed immediately by Mooney shit

Great.

Have you guys watched that music video Jimmy Fallon did with Paul Rudd?

Plz don’t make fun of me ITT — otherwise I’ll stomp off like a faggit and threaten self harm. Especially don’t mention how I can’t even keep MKUltra’d fembots sexually satisfied for more than a week.

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MOONEY BEFORE MIDNIGHT

I never left.

No, why the hell would I do that?

YES A MOONEY CLASSIC

this should be at the end of the show

SNL fired Chris Parnell.

Twice.

and sandler just ruined it

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holy fuck finally a good fucking sketch

It was an 80s tune. Kinda funny

Holes was a good movie

No ones laughing

Liber 777 speaks the truth.

I did see an interview with him on Charlie Rose where he looked alive. That was a while ago.

whats the point in having a trip when everything you say is wrong and retarded

You will never hold a job that doesn't feel sorry for you because your dad died on 9/11

Wonder why...

That was just plain dumb without being "funny dumb." This really might be the worst thing Kyle and Beck have ever done and that's saying a lot.

>it's a joe perillo tours sketch

Is Vanessa going to be on tonight? She should play Adam's sister
Adam watched daytime FOX

I'm crying of laughter rn

Sandler looks miserable

That's Sandler's New Hampshire voice.

Not unless he moves to Saudi Arabia

i hope 30 rock is up to fire code

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Wow sounds um cool —

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He has for like 15 years

Sorry, am I missing backstory or do you think I actually watch this shit irl?

Kyle Mooney is a genius and in 20 years people will only remember SNL as where he got his start.

Is that a threat, user?

He's only funny on youtube

what are you a cop?

Is Brigsy Bears worth watching?

Incoming Armond positive review for Toy Story 4

That was hilarious desu

what up, nigga?

they already did this sketch with jim carrey

Ha! I didn't know that. God, Parnell always ends up all over the place and is constantly awesome. Why would he have gotten fired?

first time on 4chins huh

Most of the cast members are young comedians desperately trying to use the show as a launching point for their careers. Keenan is the perfect journeyman cast member. He doesn’t try to steal scenes and doesn’t ruin them by laughing.

This is gonna get old quick...

now this is real soulcrushing

yeah

>it's the Jim Carrey sketch

SNL is holding him back. It’s obvious from his old YouTube that he’s very talented.

Yeah! Show us that bod!
Thanks, sis.

this is actually funny

I hate Pete but he's killing the Little Nicky

I want to fuck the waterboy

CHUBBS

what Jim Carrey sketch?

Who the fuck was that and why were they cheering for him?

Melissa is hot even with the perm

Okay, Melissa actually was pretty good there.

I actually thought that was him KEK

A WILD WIIG APPEARS

link.

Wiig should just go back to SNL

Melissa had the most confidence in her impression

oh dear god, fallon

Carrie just left the room.

Kristen? Wow.

What does Carrie have to do with Adam Sandler?

who is jimmy kimmel supposed to be?

Oh look the only guy less funny than Mooney

WIIG SNATCHED

>Fallon still can't get through a sketch without giggling

How the hell did Lorne get Jimmy away from the bar to get him on SNL?

imagine finding your calling at like 15 years old. dudes living the dream

Hardest he's ever made me laugh

>implying everyone watches sandler's movies

fuck Jimmy can't do a single fucking sketch without breaking

Carrey Family Reunion, retard

It's a bit on his first audio comedy album

youtube.com/watch?v=Qcx3fcNlnSM

gay propaganda

>it's a butt stuff joke
ugh

How old are you? They were required viewing for anyone in the 90s and early 2000s

this

it was still better than all the fucking marvel movies of today

IT'S A PILL

haha it's funny cuz he puts it up his butt!

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I'd like to put a buttplug in Heidi's ass

in jew york, maybe

>not putting stuff in your ass
what are you a fag?

giving me a (you) is antisemitic

Man that album had such great timing sippp now I'm gonna take the longest pee

God I would destroy Shawn Mendes asshole

No Jew has as much generational goy appeal as Sandler

>nigger singing about getting kicked, the TV show
Disgusting

Yeah, my friends and I were obsessed with it back in middle school in the mid 90's

Ugh, I hate this guy...

SHAKY.
VOICED.
TWINK.

NEXT.

Fun fact, Jesus was Jewish.

Please make this stop.

how many backup singers does he need

Meh, I'd fuck that boypussy but there's better out there.

>With regard to speculation about his sexuality, Mendes stated, "First of all, I'm not gay. Second of all, it shouldn't make a difference if I was or if I wasn't. The focus should be on the music and not my sexuality."[109][110][111]

anything you want if it gets him likes — he’s a pretty needy fellow

the twink kpopers were better

Way to deflect the question, fairy boy.

Is he gonna play that fucking guitar

Operaman or bust

The Sammy Davis of his time.

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For me, it’s Cajun man

Are they still salty about Mueller clearing Trump?

>Sammy was a real Jew
When will this meme end?

BOOM

>clearing

>i really, really like women

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>that Scooby Doo joke

I approve.

So Sandler is gonna do a Mother's Day song right

Sammy Davis Jr was a member of the Church of Satan for a while but decided to go back to being a Jew

The real Warren will come out, guaranteed

tulsi 2020

she's got the best feet of any candidate

She looks like Amy Klobuchar

>THE MTA IS A STATE AGENCY DAMMIT THE MAYOR DOESN'T CONTROL IT

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>it's a writers realize warren is the best 2020 candidate sketch

fastest (You) I ever gave

YANG
GANG

sounds pretty fucking gay to me

It was always Biden

>niggers eating salad
I doubt it

>MUH FREE COLLEGE

NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO

Ya 36 year old bald headed faggot.

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

OPERA MAN

FUCKING OPERAMAN

>Final Show-ah
>Showah
What did he mean by this?

OPERA MAN!

FINALLY

>Final shoah
OY VEY

j00s crypto-talk detected!!!

Kek

Where CapsBro at?

creepy joe biden

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This is based

That was the peak of WU this season

dead (maybe)

Man this and the Mulaney episode might be the best ones this season

ded

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Hospice. He's dying of AIDS

Just wait until they read the jokes they can't say

Kinda awesome to see Adam Sandler shit on his former snl bosses lel

>Boy scout #metoo with Alec Baldwin

They usually do this sketch last

this sketch is earlier than usual

>this sketch isn't closing

Momoa's third just off his commitment

>it's a [KEENAN REACTS] sketch

Kenan's reactions are the only funny part of these sketches

>gyaru threesome
i'll take it

Kristen again.

>last call sketch 25 mins early

> black face
wut?

wiig lookin extra busty tonight

>kenan: [tsukkomi]
>audience: raucous laughter
it's popular for a reason i guess

Is this the first time he he hosts?

Is Wiig wearing brownface?

>turn on SNL for a minute
>buttplug jokes for 10 minutes
>commercials
>LOL TRUMP jokes
>turn off SNL
what makes them make this shit? every late show does a trump monologue mon-fri why does SNL have to do the same thing?

wtf am I watching

>it's a "Kate writes herself into a lesbian scene" episode

there are girls that tan way too much

Did you guys see Adam's sore on his bottom lip earlier?

Kate loves licking everyone. yikes.

SNL has always done political jokes, should they stop just because everyone else is now too?

Wiig, Sudeikis and Hader were such a great combo

So is this sketch retired for good now?

That was funnier than that sketch usually is. Probably cuz of Kristen.

>Back on snl in 2019
>manages to write himself into a scene making out with two women

What an absolute madlad

No canteen boy, sad

>blacks buying Corollas
They probably get a 10 year old Chrysler 300 and put wheels on it

They still have time for one sketch after another twink tune

Being Louis CK back already Lorne, you know you want to.

>Wiig twice
>only Chris Rock once
not fair

Snl general
>is this real?

Damn Andy Roddick used to be handsome

time to mute again

>Hanukkah Song again

someone, please kill me

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Louis's not ready
He's still a few years away from having a funny act

dreamt about buttholes last night

yes. everyone stole their shtick, so they should get more creative. they've only had like 30 fucking years. write a sketch that doesn't directly name politicians. make a sketch that lampoons them but doesn't show their names/faces. they should be more clever, this shit is lowest common denominator anymore

That and, ya know.

Being blacklisted from Hollywood.

None of this is real

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I watched Pamela Adlon on one the Jimmy late night shows and laughingly say she couldn't say his name

In front of his family too

welcome to Yea Forums

dad just walked in

Can't even hear the guitar
Use distortion, pussy

Just tuning in, what did I miss? What made Sandler decide he had something big enough to promote that he called up Lorne? He said that's when he'd host next.

Turn off your gay porn then.

you know what to do ;)

rock is dead

I just realized, why didn't Sandler say that her was going on tour this summer?

What an icky person she is.

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DIRTY DIRTY MAN

He's on tour this summer
Coming to my town the end of next month

He's on a standup tour right now I think. I just saw a commercial saying he's playing in Tampa soon.

>this Florida tourism ad

Thats a bummer

PLEASE just do one sketch and give us a full outro

confirmed salty

Being an SNL band member looks like an awesome job

Weird delay?

Only reason I tuned in.

You should watch the G.E. Smith interviews about it

>This Houston tourism ad

DEAD AIR DEAD AIR DEAD AIR DEAD AIR DEAD AIR DEAD AIR DEAD AIR DEAD AIR DEAD AIR

He likes kids

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Come down sometime, it's a lovely place.

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Wonder what's up

I'm from South Jersey

IT'S THE FARLEY SONG

What's up, Hillsborough Bro?

and loves babies
he’s also flawless, gaffe-less and genius tier

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Shameless ungrateful cunt. Her, Notaro and Galikanakis.

You called it.

here come the feels

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Are they just showing the title card?

F

Awwwww, thats sweet.

More Lorne calling in for a huge favor. Ratings haven't been good at all for the show, so they need someone big for May sweeps.

hey guys member the good times?

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>milking ad money so hard we miss the intro

can entertainers stop being fat? chris farley and patrice went too soon ;_;

RIP in peace

this is sad what the fuck

>acoustic guitar
Damn, his solo's the best part

>crack

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>can entertainers stop being fat?
Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen lost weight. Mission accomplished.

They wouldn't have been as funny if they were skinny

TF is going on?

that was perfect

fuck this is making me cry

>no photoshopped poster of Farley in Grown Ups 3

That was nice.

Poor Farley. Him and Belushi man...it was just kinda inevitable.

me too

I'm dead inside.

remember when Farley went on All That and did a sketch with Kenan? that was awesome

DON'T JEW US, LORNE
GIVE ME FULL OUTRO

Really classy by Sandler, you can't think about classic SNL Sandler without thinking of Chris.

Almost had me tearing up.

Best ep of the season so far?

Go watch 100% Fresh, n_ggers

cute

Tiger wins the Masters!

Almost

Who else saw Melissa looking absolutely adorable in that dress

>Great opening sketch
>Good monologue
>Operaman
I'd say so

I was not prepared for them feels

Yeah, surprisingly.

if the music was better then yes

She's always beautiful

Who's staying for JESUS?

What're we watching now?

Now we drink until we pass out

Should've had A$AP Rocky

The inside of my eyelids.

TCM Underground with Rob Zombie

The end of O Brother on AMC then Enter the Dragon

I'm 19 I can't drink

I remember, what a great guy

>he thanked his family

sandman giving me dem feels

he's been straight ass since his first album

lifetime movie network unironically

The Revenant on FXX

Either this or mulaney’s imo
Probably this tho

ALLA was kino, pleb

Nightmare Alley sounds kind of lame.

That works.

Die Hard on IFC

The Church of What's Happening Now

learn the definition of can't

It's illegal.

I won't tell I swear

Lost in Space on MeTV. I think they changed the lineup

How many more episodes this season?

live dangerously live drunkenly