/got/

We can only hope

Cleganebowl will never happen

Can't decide whether all the people playing the Stark kids are just shit actors or the Starks are written in a very one-dimensional way that leaves little artistic license to the performers

can I get a sauce for bessie

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EDDARDO STARKO

does anyone know if Game of Thrones in popular in Japan??

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It will but it’s going to suck

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instagram.com/kindacoolsometimes/

the grieving continues

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They're alright but I have this horrid feeling they are just going to look weird or awful in some fucked up way like most chicks tits. Big nipples, scars, who fucking knows at this point.

I would see this thread burn if I could be King of he Ashes.

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True that he was a more sympathetic character in the books?

It’s pretty popular, even my mom read the Japanese translation of the books. Obviously not as big as in the west but still with a fanbase

...

Stannis The _____?

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Only 3 hrs until the episode leaks. Can't wait lads

nobody dies.

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>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The White Man's burden Khaleesi....
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to rule them
>non white races shall not despoil westeros
>goodbye Khaleesi....

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Azor Stannis

I still believe

the artwork for the books are pretty good

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Daughter-Burner

hairlet

First for a 1000 years long night that could have been ended by a 15 year old girl with a butter knife.

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Who is the bigger cuck, Jorah or Grey Worm? Leaning towards Grey Worm because he doesn't even have the theoretical possibility of getting his dick wet

when did reddit become so based?

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Blog post in why Arya makes sense in the context of the books.

In the books there is no night king that we know of, only the "great other" that is refered to as some sort of god. There are some theories that point to Bran being the great other or being on his side, from Melisandre I think. I don't think Bran is the great other but, instead he is the old gods of the norf. When Norf pray at the trees to the old gods, they are really praying to the three eyed raven, which is Bran currently. In the show it is revealed that the nightking is a greenseer. I think the great other is another green seer and he is controlling the others. This is Brans connection to the great other and why signs incorrectly point to Bran being the great other. Possibly Bran at some point is able to learn of this.

You must understand the show at this point is just trying to rush through story lines and wrap this shit up in a way they can convey the story for tv. The kids are too old and everybody wants to do other shit and this is maybe why they created the nightking as this frontlines type super lich soldier. In the books I think the great other will never expose himself like the night king, he most likely is way behind the wight army, which begs the question how do you kill him? You can't kill him with an army because you will just lose to the others. We see at the fist of the first men how hopeless it is to stand against that army.

Menace

KHLS PLS

Post more.

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I can't help but appreciate your relentless drive to post this. It has to be the same guy. Please be the same guy.

Now lets look at Grums biggest inspiration in the fantasy genre, LOTR. Two key things I think made an impression. First the witch king prophecy that states he cannot be killed by a man (dies to a woman lol). This subversion of prophecy trope dates back to macbeth and I'm sure we will see it in ASOIF in some context as ASOIF is really heavy on prophicies. Also the Witch King dies with the help of a magic dagger. Second, Sauron isn't defeated by an army, or in 1v1 combat with Aragorn (There is alot of reason for there to be hype for such a showdown, Isildur ect, but instead Sauron never fights himself), but by being distracted by the armies so frodo can sneak behind enemy lines and destroy sauron by destroying the ring. I think something similar will happen in ASOIF, with Jon and Dany waging war on the others to destract the great other while Arya possibly sneaks beyond the wall with Brans help to assassinate the great other. Why Arya? who better than a faceless assassin to undertake an assassination. In the books the original plan was to have Arya training in Bravos for 5 years not the montage of a few episodes we see in the rushed show. It's also stated the many faced god is pissed when you rob him of his dead and the great other is probably taking a shit ton of dead away from the many faced god and probably pissing him off to no end. The faceless assassins call themselves the servants of the many faced god which they say has many aspects (lord of light, drowned god, the stranger ect) and we know the lord of light is sending red priest/priestesses to help defeat the others so it makes sense he would send faceless assassins to help too. Arya is that instrument.

post yfw jon rapes arya

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better dialogue
not turning lf into a stupid piece of shit thus him not getting himself killed
varys and tyrion not turning one dimensional
making that khaleesie actress take acting lessons
less arya stealth takedowns
winterfell fight set in season 7, ends with a loss

>just watercool bro
>it's easy bro

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He can dilate tho

Rysa Turry, I am Rittrefingero-san

Haaa Jon Snow-san, go back to your shitty Warr, yuo know nothingo baka

Jaime Rannisteru sends his regards

Ryanna Starku, I love yuo!

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>Azor Ahai?

The prince that was promised prophecy seems to point to both Dany and Jon and it also says the dragon must have three heads. Dany and Jon are two it's unclear who the third is, it could be Arya (Ice), Jon (Ice/Fire) , Dany (Fire) who knows but the Azor Ahai prophecy never states Azor Ahai will specifically kill the great other, only that he will rally the forces of humanity and defeat the darkness.

>advised northern blacksmiths how to smith armor

holy fuck is that real?

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Sweet friendship and she may actually be pretty

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tfw no silver haired royal dragon bf

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It seems like this is one of the main constants from all the supposed leaks so I think it can be taken as gospel at this point.

The real 20 good men

gendry's ulysses because he was rowing a boat for so long

There are always exceptions and outliers. Except when there are not... wait..

Sengoku-themed adaptation when?

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they coulda been smiths from the vale 2bh, but still retarded

what the fuck happened to Jaime's nose???? did he break it

headless

They definitely butch her up for the show, the makeup people for GoT are in a league of their own

He's actually really handsome - I didn't think he was that bad in Season 1 either - honestly didn't deserve what he got

Amazing how ugly they make her in the show

WHY DID THEY COME FROM THE SOUTH

what were they doing down there? i thought winterfell was south of the NK's army...

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I mean it's amazing but I'm fairly certain all of that shit is cosmetic that's basically the only really attractive picture ive seen her in and shes dolled up a lot more cause its formal.

Not that I think shes ugly af just sayin

>>advised northern blacksmiths how to smith armor
>holy fuck is that real?
Yes, sweetie. I knit and I know things is that so hard for you to comprehend? lol that strong women can actually know how to do things just as good and even better then men.

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>HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
>HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
>HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
>HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
>HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
>HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
>HE'S NEVER COMING BACK
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK

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>youtube.com/watch?v=zECQXn6yFms

you lied to me, old nan

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His eyes look more beady and small offscreen as well

Jon Snow / Daenerys Targaryen alliance

>North
Stark, [Mormont], [Umber], Karstark, Manderly, Cerwyn, Locke, Tallhart, Cassel, Overton, Poole, Mollen, Ryswell, Liddle, Marsh, Dustin, Flint, Hornwood

>Vale
Arryn, [Baelish], Royce, Waynwood, Corbray, Hardyng, Redfort, Belmore, Moore, Egen, Hunter, Grafton, Templeton, Lynderly, Borrell, Tollett

>Wildlings
Hornfoot, Nightrunner, Men of the Frozen Shore, Cave dweller, Ice-River clans, Whitetree

>The Reach
[Tyrell], Tarly

>The Stormlands
Seaworth, Tarth, [Selmy], [Dondarrion]

>Ironborn
Greyjoy, Botley, Harlaw, Blacktyde, Merlyn, Goodbrother, Sharp

>Essosi
Unsullied, Freedmen, [Dothraki]

It’s Yi Ti. Whole country is going through the Sengoku/Warring States Period, there’s a plague, tons of weird sorcerers, and freaky religion god-emperor stuff. Yi Ti is cool

She's still ugly. She has an awful body, with awful posture, and a horribly ugly gait. Her face is a 4/10 even with makeup. This is coming form somebody who rarely shits on popular actress looks.

>first time she's allowed to have long hair in like 8 years

>Be elite iron born special operatives
>Do epic seal team 6 shit throughout the series
>Literally the best squad to sneak in from the back and kill all white walkers
>gets put on defense
>dies holding the line since the commander put everyone outside the fort

Killing DB would send DABID a message...

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get ready for a THIRD filler episode tomorrow

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Loser. He only beat the Wildlings because he surprised them with a mass cavalry flanking attack while they were already weakened from crashing against the Wall. Lost at the Blackwater, then wiped out by Ramsey Bolton. Each loss was preceded by him killing a family member so that he could win, and he lost both times. First Renly, then daughter. He's not based, he's a fucking incompetent hardass, stop liking him. Being a stubborn dick isn't admirable.

Yes, there was a scene where she was walking thru Winterfell with that Vale knight guy, saw a blacksmith making breastplates, advised that they should be covered in leather; bare metal in the freezing winter would get very cold, stick to skin, etc. Sound advice, but you'd think the smiths themselves would have thought of that, or it would be common knowledge in the North or something.

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Cersei Lannister / Euron Greyjoy alliance

>Westerlands
Lannister, Marbrand, Clegane, Payne, Westerling, Plumm, Brax, Spicer, Crakehall, Banefort, Lefford, Yarwyck, Foote, Peckledon, Lorch, Swyft, Greenfield

>Ironborn
Greyjoy, Harlaw, Botley, Goodbrother, Stonehouse, Sunderly, Drumm, Kenning, Sparr, Codd, Orkwood, Myre, Saltcliffe, Stonetree, Tawney, Volmark, Wynch

>Crownlands
Stokeworth, Blount, Byrch, Celtigar, Harte, Hayford, Rosby, Rykker, Slynt, Bronn

>Riverlands
[Frey]

>North
[Bolton]

>he still doesn't think Stannis is alive

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This but unironically

Hot

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Unknown allegiance

>Dorne
[Martell], Yronwood, Dayne, Allyrion, Uller, Fowler, Manwoody, Toland, Blackmont, Gargalen, Wyl, Qorgyle, Santagar, Jordayne, Dalt

>Riverlands
Tully, Blackwood, Bracken, Mallister, Mooton, Piper, Vance, Butterwell, Grell, Smallwood, Paege, Ryger, Erenford

>The Reach
Florent, Hightower, Redwyne, Oakheart, Merryweather, Rowan, Ashford, Mullendore, Beesbury, Crane, Cuy, Caswell, Webber, Costayne, Fossoway, Osgrey, Serry, Norcross, Hunt, Inchfield, Bulwer

>Crownlands
Bar Emmon, Massey, Brune, Sunglass, Velaryon

>Stormlands
[Baratheon], Swann, Trant, Connington, Penrose, Estermont, Morrigen, Grandison, Fell, Buckler, Gower, Cafferen, Horpe, Toyne, Hasty, Wagstaff, Caron, Mertyns

fuck game of thrones.

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can someone post the torrent link plzzzz

I don't want your hope

>only thing between them and the Bran "THE RAPE" Stark is a bunch of Iron Born
Why didn't NK bring some zombie dogs with him?

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So if Daenerys goes crazy, would he have gone sane?

Post yfw tomorrows episode is a literal nothing burger with fake tension stemming from bad writing, cheesy one-loner quips, no nudity, and a retarded off hanger

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I'd put money on her playing a Bond villain/henchman at some point in the future.

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Just really awful writing, as usual.
He could have had a fantastic arc.
Turning from a selfish and spoiled piece of shit into a more noble person while restoring his house.
Oh well.
Like Jaime.

>8 fucking years

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AAAGGGGGHHHHH....

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HHHNNNNNNGGGGG
When is Jamie hitting that?

Jorah by far. Missandei isn't fucking other men like Dany is

Tonight, episode leaks in 4 hours.

>tfw you don't have to read another shitty script from D&D

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I'd be willing to throw away logic and reason just to see the shitstorm this would cause among fans and haters alike. To see the Stannissfags involuntarily convulse with joy, frothing at mouth and kicking their feet, the i told you so. It would be worth seven kingdoms.

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Hopefully next episode

>.gif

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Reminder that missandei is supposed to be 12 so any romance involving her is loli fanfiction

>8 FUCKING YEARS

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Imagine being Bran. He can literally watch every rape in the history of Westeros in full 8k resolution.

it's not 55 minutes like a normal episode though, it's 78 minutes

the cast said the episode was "shakesperean", whatever the fuck that means

ironic that this is in ep3 of the first season

TRIPS OF 8 FUCKING YEARS

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youtube.com/watch?v=AR9PIUpPE6U

KINO

>pic
my king

So it’ll be a longer amount of time wasted than normal what’s your point?

8 FUCKING YEARS FOR NOTHING
AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
SAVE ME GRRM

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Grey Worm risks his life for some random white bitch on a dragon and some stuck-up mocha who grants him the honor of giving her oral. Bum ass nigga

and so we waited, and stannis returned.

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Kino

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are you even black why are you writing like that

so a bunch of shitty jokes until one dude gets stabbed to death at the end

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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it's all so tiresome

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Too bad Ramsey raped then flayed then again raped her after he took winterfell

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STANNIS

>8 FUCKING YEARS
>rolls (2)(2)(2)
omfg m8

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>Jamie became a great warrior, despite missing his sword hand
lol, great warrior? all he did was swing his arm and shoulder at a few mindless zombies while they hugged him

Reminder that Jon/Arya is pure and book canon.

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Could it possibly be because of difficult terrain?

based and agghh pilled.

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Idk why but this made me laugh against my will

>the many faced god is pissed when you rob him of his dead and the great other is probably taking a shit ton of dead away from the many faced god and probably pissing him off to no end.
The Others just animate corpses though, they're not taking anything.

STANNIS bros:

Realistically, how could our king return?

>mfw the leaks confirmed Stannis' return

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WHAT HAVE I BECOME

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> Hiring Bronn to kill Dany, when it's been established that even a half trained Faceless Man intern can one shot a 10,000 year old Great Evil and.

What was Cersai thinking?

any way he wants

AN INSPIRING SIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE

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Which is the best Riverlands house and why is it Based Bracken?

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bow you shits

reddit were shitting on the witcher series casting too

you know you've stretched too far when even reddit brainlets are catching on

lmao Jon Snow is fucking Jorah's oneitis while wearing the mormont family sword. Greyworm's gf isn't sleeping with other men so he isn't a cuck even if he has no cock/balls

Would it be immoral in the grand scheme of things to establish "fat camps" wherein fat people are forced to fast down to a reasonable weight before they are allowed to leave?

What if the NK was sent by Stannis to distract the north while he and his men attack King's Landing?

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All of Robert's dialog was so good, holy shit.
How can you hate the guy?

Brackens are pussies

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>she may actually be pretty

Unironically have sex.

Did Dany get the rest of the Reach and Dornish bannermen? did Ellaria and the Sneks even have any of the Dornish bannermen on their side to start with?

>A series where the Night King is just a magical Robert who's become so sick of everyone's shit he wants to destroy the world but still acts like himself.

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Returned.

their clothes are bizarre

NK doesn't take orders from hairlets

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Bros, I don’t want the dragons to die. Someone tell me they live please.

but what would he eat, what would he drink, what would he FUCK

You could point out hundred and one issues with the battle but what the fuck was the library scene. Not a single second made sense consider what was happening everywhere else.
In fact, just with the sheer numbers of undead, how fast they obliterated the outer forces and scaled the walls, Wintefell should have been entirely overrun in minutes.

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Frey's are based and redpilled. The only reason no one likes them is because they're ugly

They don't have feelings

Rhaegal will live and will turn into a Jonfag

>mfw I just watched the leak from reddit

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Nani?

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>muh male hairline
are you some kind of fag? literally no one cares about men's hair unless you're supposed to be a twink or have a bald spot and even then it's just like dont be insecure about it. lol

Lmao, Can you believe Jon actually did that?

>melly forgot to resurrect him before wasting all her power on useless fires and giving Arya a pep talk.

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still handsome

Reminder where you're posting.

hairlet on damage control kek

I think you're spending too much time on this site. Grey Worm might be a eunuch, but Missandei wants him.

who are you trying to impress?

.It is, but retards keep insisting on these idiotic tuuuuubes designs. It's not a fucking aquarium

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>Years of "winter is coming"
>Winter is Westeros is meant to be particularly bad and the coming one especially
>Winter finally comes
>It doesn't seem any colder or darker than a regular real life winter
>Supplies for food and warmth is a complete non issue
>The evil undead army gets defeated in one battle
Disappointing

Jesus a fate worse than death

non of that makes him a cuck though. why do you like using that word so much?

Based

you are walking dead to the women, worse than a manlet user, just accept it

whatever he wants

Why did the lord of light bring Jon back to life? And why is he still living if the great other has been defeated? He should have dropped dead with Melisandre

He becomes the new NK, kills everyone at Winterfell, gets two dragons, goes to KL and gets the IT.

LOOK AT DIS DOOD

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>Let's prattle on about men's hair like petty fags or women trying to bully each other.
You want to suck my dick. Is that it?

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Going to a GoT con soon. Heard Emilia Clarke is going to be there. I'm going to jump over the waiting line rope and knock her bitch ass out.

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are you under the impression there's a group of women watching this thread? are you trying to impress these imaginary girls?

stop replying to r9k autists you dumb nigger

We do not kneel.

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cum on her eyebrows pls

too many hairlets and balds

well i wouldn't be surprised, got is very popular among women

that's kinda gay bro

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Why do all the good actors die?

I'm honestly surprised Dabid didn't have the Night King do that dance when he reached Bran or that Arya didn't dab after killing him.

based, finish her off for bobby user.

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wait till you see the f--
OH HOHONONONONONO

because they are men hihihi

Because either a) the apocalypse isn't over yet, there's still some plot twist coming, like NK respawning or Bran actually being the *original* 3ER who warged into Bran's body during Hold The Door, or b) Dabid are hack writers who don't give a single fuck about plot consistency, they only care about immediate shock value and spectacle (resurrecting Jon was a spectacle, Arya knifing NK was a spectacle, etc).

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I thought Mel just died because she was old

superior strategy.
prove me wrong.

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It is popular. Japs love medieval shit and european culture, this is why fate is so big.

Cosplay as a pale mare plague victim and cough on her

>A BOAR CANNOT SLAY THE ETERNAL HUNT

D&D hate people who are experienced and good enough to recognize what talentless hacks they are.

and Arya yelling some shit like "epic victory"

that nigga got DOTHRAKID

Can you believe he only had four or five scenes? What a great actor and character so of course he died

Hehehehehehee

>Why did the lord of light bring Jon back to life?

What has Jon done, or can be expected to do over the next three episodes, that requires him to be raised from the dead?

It's as if Jesus was resurrected to keep on working as a carpenter and build tables.

That wasn't Old Nan.

it doesnt make sense. bran is out in the open, NK has a dragon. why even bother having a battle?

>got is very popular among women

In general. On Yea Forums though? Sounds kind of stupid.

She's one of these chicks who wants a bf just to make her friends jealous by posting shirtless pictures of them together at the beach on Insta. And to listen to he endless bitchfests about how everybody at work is so much stupider than she is. And in return all Grey Worm gets is the thrill of that battery acid tasting vag and god knows how many STDs from when she was getting passed around back in her slave days. Lol. Hoe ass nigga.

Super late, are there actual spoiler images, or is there an organized last gasp of posts by Stannisfags?

>is this what you wanted my queen?

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It was offscreen not talking about that old that was the entire the north remembers plot you mong

Le Tweest in Hour 70 of a 10 year long series.

Dick move.

He wished us good fortune in the wars to come ;_;

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Mannis

>that's kinda gay bro
Men routinely bully / counter-bully each other using cringe homo-erotic humor, with the only acceptable response being to escalate the bullying until one person yields or the situation otherwise defuses. Complaining that it's "kinda gay" is literally juvenile-tier and makes you seem like a whinging little bitch that had no dad and doesnt know how to relate to other men.

Now run along back to the Wall and leave the hammer. You'll run faster, faggot.

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had a dream stannis comes back, it's happening bros

SHAME ON HOUSE BARATHEON

HE WAS A CONSUL-

Now that the dust has settled, could they fight better than the wh*toids?

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Can you believe he was in that fucking shitshow Justice League??

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>Night King just swoops by and incinerates the Godswood with Bran in it before flying off to parts unknown.
>There is no battle
where is my subversion Dabid?

DABID PLEEEASE

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Arya killing NK was already Le Tweest, Dabid's written themselves into a corner that can only be reasonably escaped with more twists.

I can’t because I don’t watch capeshit ;^)

>golden company ship arrives
>these two get off
will you start rooting for Cersei?

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>100k of them instantly killed
>while the whites could just roll around on the floor or get swarmed by them and come out fine
dothraki subhumans on suicide watch

Qyburn is Azor ahai

Isn't she meant to be a teenager?

This was the first time you understood that the story was something special. It was like putting the Red Wedding halfway through ASOS. This was the midpoint "they aren't fucking around I guess" plot point. The last season's midway plot point was "woops, humanity's nemesis was beaten, time to beat up some pregnant salt wife".

>Fight every battle, everywhere, in your mind. Everyone is your enemy. Everyone is your friend. Every possible series of events is happening all at once.

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>Attacks an outnumbered thin line of soldiers on a convoy
>Has a fucking dragon backing them up and to break the enemy lines
>attacks light infantry and archers from horseback when they're already routed
>"lol ur people cant fight little man"

yeah they really aged her up in the show, and in doing so removed most of her character

I don't either I just saw it on his wikipedia

yeah... nah...they didnt leave HBO on good terms after Rome, user...

Not in heavy snow

>Men routinely bully / counter-bully each other using cringe homo-erotic humor

"I'm not gay flirting! I'm c-counter-bulling my friends!"

You're not fooling us Mary, so don't try fooling yourself either.

DOTHRAKI ON AN OPEN FIELD

>literally a mastermind
>gets executed in a shitty trial by a goblin

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Blackwoods are all le epic magician fags and also le cool empowered female. Brackens meanwhile have based Bittersteel.

I want a series with these two actors and they're character dynamic from Rome in which they play either Goldcloaks or soldiers in Robert's Rebellion.

GO BACK TO ESSOS, YA GINGER KNOB

>Night King is about to kill Bran
>Dramatic music swells
>"No man can defeat me"
>Arya appears behind him
>"I am no man"
>Kicks him between the legs
>*Record scratch*
>Everyone says "OOOOOOOH" in unison
>All the guys cover their legs in sympathy pain
>Ghost puts his paws over his eyes and whimpers
>Sansa quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>Close up on Night King's face with him cross eyed
>He says in a silly high pitched voice while looking at the camera
>"Wowzie! Right in the three eyed raven"
>Cut to George RR Martin eating a pie
>"This was perhaps my answer to Tolkien"
>Roll credits

How did lord of the rings, a franchise where people literally talk with ghosts, end up being more realistic than game of thrones?

Do you remember any little girls doing anything battle related? Hell do you remember any women (human women since elves are basically superheroes) doing anything besides Eowyn (which was just luck, she did fuck all the rest of the battle).

How the fuck did game of thrones degenerate into little girls becoming master assassins and one shoting ancient evils.

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i want my ice spiders
big as hounds
within the next 24 hours

JonCon and Franklyn Flowers

They've already got our money who stopped them

these two working together to take down Drogon would be fucking epic.
"Pullo! NOW!!!"

Is Bran going to turn into a tree when he dies? D&D are really shit at explaining the more fantastical elements of GOT or maybe i'm just retarded

You're playing a dangerous game that you cannot possibly win, reddit spacer.

>>Roll credits

> Half way through, the credits move left, and on the right the show blooper reel starts to roll.

That's gonna hurt.

Unironically would've made a decent Robert and Stannis pre-show casting of Addy and Dillane.

>mfw he hasn't read the leaks

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Why isn't Bale in Game of Thrones?

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Here's hoping the iron cunt dies next episode

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Would be Kino for sure.

LOTR was written by a catholic in the 40s/50s, GOT show is made by contemporary jews

It's beneath him

Come to think of it, if GMM has the courtesy to drop dead in the next two weeks, they can give him an In Memory card at the end of the credits.

>Arya does some of that retarded sword dancing shit
>Pullo punches her the fuck out with 1 punch
series would be redeemed with that 1 scene alone

He jumped the ship while show was not complete ruin and starred in much better series "The Terror"

>Batman is higher class than Game of Thrones
???

Ser Clayton Suggs is based and redpilled

I remember LoTR having hobbits and dwarves go into battle like it was nothing

Pantomime is higher class than Game of Thrones.

Season 1-4? No.
Season 5+? Definatly

>tfw Carmine is the Weiss to Preston's Benioff
>the Kevan to Preston's Tywin

This, but..
this as well.

I love Kevin McKidd. I feel really bad for him. I really did enjoy Rome more than Game of Thrones. It's awful what they did to them.

Christian Bale is one of the most dedicated actors to his roles ever. He's way too good to be on this shit show after the first few seasons. Fite me fgt.

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dwarves are stronger than any human

Does anyone know if Kevin Nash is really making a cameo appearance in one of the last episodes?

What happened between him and HBO?

>us
I can't even bring myself to mock you. Your posting style so obviously gives you away as not belonging here.

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this but unironically, good actors who starred in good shows read their script and know what hacks they are - so they kill them off to remain in their safe space. Which is part of the reason Stannis died iirc - the actor didn't want to put up with their shit anymore

Baelishbros...

HBO literally canceled Rome for Game of Thrones.

They cancelled his show and took all of the money that would have gone to him and his cast before dumping it into Game of Thrones

>4-legged dragons
based gooks

youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o

It's not fair guys, I want to live in harenhal and protect littlefinger while he plays 4d chess with the rest of the country

Yi'Ti is China, you retard

watch the last kingdom instead

Are there any legit leaks out there?

user when LOTR was written, there was active defense against Jews going on
Today, they have an ethnostate and major control of all media

>greentexts one line, quotes the next
>that spacing
>us
wew

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Why didn't NK just blast Bran with his dragon?

>that picture

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George would literally throw an autistic shitfit about this

slate.com/culture/2019/04/game-of-thrones-worst-person-westeros-season-8-episode-2-racist-winterfell-girls.html

>HELLO LITTLE GIRLS, MY BOSS IS AN INBRED WOMAN WHO HAS NEVER BEEN HERE BUT THINKS SHE SHOULD BE QUEEN
>SHE RIDES ACTUAL FIRE-BREATHING MONSTERS
>HER ARMY IS MADE OF SAVAGE WARRIOR RAPISTS AND DICKLESS SLAVE TROOPERS
>SHE WILL MURDER ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BEND THE KNEE, INCLUDING YOU
>HOW'S THE SOUP?
>*little girls leave*

Yes, it's her skin color, bravo.

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Agreed but to be fair apparently, Dillane had absolutely no idea what the show was about and had to have Cunningham who read the books constantly explain what was going on to him.

Either the next episode saves the show, or episode 3 is what killed it
fuck this generation
star wars, now this.

I haven't seen the show, but he was a massive cunt in the books.

Game of Thrones happened. Rome had 2 more seasons planned, and the original ending iirc is these two trying to stop Octavian/Augustus by taking the 13th but ending up failing and getting killed in the service of Rome (as per history). Rome then transitions into an empire. But the S2 we got ended pretty satisfactory in my opinion, Pullo going on a trip with his bastard and Vorenus either being dead or in hiding with his family

>he doesn’t want to rape and torture female captives
Cringe and bluepilled

shows either end kino or get continued enough to be horrible. We should've just let shit end when they were suppose to end

D&D dis a suicide run to salvage this trainwreck and prove ourselves /ourguys/ they're going to murder Daenerys with the same finese as they handled the long night and the night king thus providing us with the tears of every soccer cunt mom that latched onto and ruined this show

How can you be in the show, read the scripts and still not know what was going on. Stannis makes multiple monologues explaining that he is King and will fight anyone against that, first his brother then the dwarf. Then he loses hope and finds it again going North. After this is garbage sure but the rest is simple to understand.

streamable.com/16qns

S8E3 Dabid's cut LEAKED

>how can they possibly be this disingenuous and hypocritical?!?!?
It's called "chutzpah" and now you know why they've been kicked out of every country they've ever set foot in.

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>Pumped up Kicks was a fresh hit when the show began

Dany’s death will be handled well enough to still be a good, satisfying thing to the normies. Only people who care can feel true pain, I.e. us

>girls so young they probably never left their bumfuck homestead before this. They never saw a wall so high as Winterfell.
>but on top of that, suddenly people of weird fucking colours and hairs not even their grandparent's grandparents ever imagined existing.
>also dragons, dothraki and unsullied
>surprised they're shy/afraid and bolt

Slate does understand the internet and mass transit was not a thing right? In Westeros specifically they've got one good harbour city and one road barely anyone travels up. North's the most insular of the kingdoms.

new thread:

>But have no fear, cunt, I’ll not rape you. I’d need to kill you after, and I’d sooner see you burn.
Based and redgodpilled

Surprisingly funny

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I usually space my posts out too and I don't even use reddit. It genuinely looks better with spaces. Get triggered.

Yeah you caught him using that word but I have a feeling he didn't put a whole lot of thought into the implications of that were.

And to say that you won't mock him, and then you go on to do so anyway, and then even go so far as to imply that you belong here any more than he does. You are emulating the same thing you find revolting, group think etc

I know it's hard not to post. I should have just sat here and kept this to myself too but I'm weak.

pic unrelated.

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He dies early in that show too.

>little girls in the north
>knowing or giving a fuck who daenerys is
>even knowing who the fuck is king in the south

They don't even know who's currently ruling king's landing most likely. Do you think they know "ah yes you're the advisor of that treasonous bitch Daenerys, daughter of the mad king, who burned alive our previous warden of the north Ned Stark's brother, we don't like you

No, it's because the bitch is brown. And there is nothing wrong with that. It would be completely unrealistic for two northerner little girls who have never seen anything but white people to not stare at the brown girl with an afro. For all the things game of thrones does wrong, they still treat medieval white people the way they should act. As in not pretending multiculturalism is even a thing.

White women

i also space that way

i do not use reddit

i have a large array of qualifications in teaching english to the learning disabled. no i dont bother with punctuation when i post on here whats the point

but spacing makes it readable

>only a fool would face a dothraki horde on open ground
I trust bobbies war knowledge, shame he apparently knew more about them the the dothraki did come that last episode.

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lurk moar

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>b-but I had no Dad. I need the bullying.
>Bad attention is better than no attention.
Fine, fine... I'll mock you. Thread is dying anyway.

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What happened this week. I don't watch the show but I like seeing the weekly shitstorm.

What the hell are you talking about lol you definitely just want to post pictures of that broad.

Serves me right for wanting to impart something sincere

Imagine starting a family feud over which family's thot got TARG'd harder

>newfag weirdo is mocked
>as the Dad he never knew looks on approvingly

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What is Azor Ahai's tax policy?

ew.com/tv/2017/12/05/game-of-thrones-stephen-dillane-regret/

Idk why im giving you the time of day but I had more than 1 dad in my life so I think I ended up okay. And lel to the people who immediately think I mean something else.

Anyway if you just wanted to confuse me I guess job accomplished cause I still have no idea what you're trying to say but I guess thats what this place does to you

Holy shit that's good.

how much did he weigh for american psycho?

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full blown reddit

upvoted!!

Like user said he's still a cunt. But you can see why he's a cunt. They give you more on why he's become the way he has and it does make him more sympathetic and human.

what's the russian leakers twitter?

>plot armour everywhere
>overly edited visual style, everything ends up being way too dark
>show that emphasized the fragility of life has everyone wearing thicc plot armour
>arya is a big badass and manages to sneak past a couple dozends of white walkers to stealth kill the main bad guy (just like the takedowns in far cry 3)
>characters get surrounded and the camera cuts away bc there was no way they could logically escape (that way they dont need to justify them still popping up unscathed next scene)

awful throughout, I love it