/got/

He’s the last hope for a good conclusion

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This "after" is the nerve center of the differentiated narrative that catapulted Game of Thrones to fame. Battles of an alleged hero against an alleged villain are not the end point of a story. The political weight still pervades the narrative, for now that they have faced what should be the personification of death and the fundamental symbol of evil, their problems still continue. Things do not go quite so smoothly, and Night King's "simplistic" death (which we'll admit, it was only "simplistic" because the plan was good, so much that it worked) is a key to that reading. It is not the end. He is not the villain. "Winter is coming" is the fictional parallel of the lunatic predictions of those who say the world will end by a certain date. It is logical that those who kill themselves before or turn the money because of this get frustrated, hue, because they were caught by the rhetorical illusionism of the narrative. The series still remains to its unconventional root to tell the story, what changed were the tricks, the magic to deceive the unsuspecting, since if they continued in that same litany of killing "important" characters the plot would become monotonous, and the unpredictable would fall on the level of the predictable. It's a bit paradoxical, but it's a logical change of pace.

cont (3).

Lads suppose you can claim any of the seven kingdoms at the time of aegons conquest. How do you plan on beating him and his sister's? The only rule is you don't surrender.

Reminder that if you think this was a body double you are both blind and retarded

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The episode will be leaked tonight

holy shit she was gorgeous

>inbred bastard taking the throne
Actually that's pottery

>yfw its actually Dany's baby taken to Essos
>yfw J + D = B(aby)
>yfw we find out its actually Jorah's and not Jon's
>yfw this new kid like Jorah is always getting cucked, but this time out of who the father really is (which also cucks Jorah in the afterlife)
>Its called Clash of Kings on HBO next Summer

What are the odds that Euron stuck his finger up Cersei's bum?

Why is her head so big?

faggot blogger

This brings us to these final three episodes. So let us ask the question that must be asked: what will happen now? Will they face Cersei? Will they marry, no one is going to die? We must admit that these inferences are quite linear, as if it were the logical and certain thing to happen. In fact it is foolish to try to predict what will happen, even more foolish to think that it will happen as expected, according to the logic of events. What the writers of the series wanted with this third episode happened: the audience lowered their guard. This is the fourth effect of Night King's simplistic death. Or we do not know what is going to happen, or what we think it will, it will not. We return to the dynamic of is-or-not-is. I mean, it's not that the series is "predictable", it's just that the whole fucking dynamic has reversed. What is predictable has been unpredictable, and what is unpredictable is being predictable, so that this logic will unravel and enter the real tension field: forget the prophecies and literal interpretations of foreshadows, anything can happen in these final episodes.

It is. No, I will not give TL; DR. I thank those who have read so far

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Doubt its a body double, probably just cgi

>Brienne dies in childbirth with Jaime's child who also dies
At this point it became absurd. 3/10 bait.

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Varys is the final villain. The Golden Company will betray Cersei for him. Why put in Young Griff when you can just make Varys the secret Targaryen instead?

>Guys, here comes an unpopular opinion, but I think this episode was up to good and sagacious within the logic of Game of Thrones.

Why do people think that subverting expectations makes something instantly good? Our expectations weren't subverted, there were episodes left and we were expecting the good guys to win, that's not what people are criticizing, they are criticizing HOW it happened NOT what happened

For the NK to die they had to have logical inconsistencies up the fucking ass not only Arya's superjump out of nowhere but everything else in the battle had to make no sense in order to keep the main characters alive and to defeat the NK

I'd spend hours sucking on those nipples.

Jesus, why the fuck did they kill Cersei before the Night King? 8 fucking seasons building her up to be the top bitch in King's Landing, and this fucking Mary Sue Arya dives out of the shadows and just knifes her after a single episode of battle. Dany's arc is totally ruined, she just ran around the Red Keep and then screamed at the Mountain, she didn't even give her some epic catfight in the throneroom. She didn't even get to hook up with Jorah, he's had her friendzoned since episode 1, how is she supposed to find love?

Everyone knows that Game of Thrones is about the "game of thrones", not this weirdo zombie apocalypse they've been babbling about. Now we have to, what, watch this "YAS KEENG" Jon Snow pretend save the world? Who does he think he is? The only way to redeem the show is if "cersei" was actually a faceless man bodydouble, and she wildfire's both sides in the zombie battle.

And how about those fucking tactics she used? Why was her artillery behind her walls? They should have been out front, for maximum spectacle. The Dabids ruined this show.

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Should I stay awake?

Fuck off you fat faggot

Realistically I'd probably hold up in Storm's End as best I could because I'd likely be from that area.

Knowing what I know, I'd just go to Dorne, sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

>paying for cgi for a literally who 18 year old actress
I wish cgi was that perfect

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That's gotta be the worst case of hitting the wall that I've ever seen

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>Arya kills Cersei
>Sits on the Iron Throne
>Pulls off her mask
>It's Littlefinger

I literally decided not to reply to him because his opinion is trash and not only does it deserve ridicule, it deserves to be outright ignored.

Just bend the knee lol be a comfy Lord Paramount

Remind that there two dragons alive and the leaks confirms that one will die. You they will fucking kill a dragon?

THE ONLY WAY IS WITH A KRAKEN.

Nice trainwreck. So laughable I wonder how it would really look if it was real. I kind of want this for the reactions.

lel yeah right not in a million years retard. Sansa has no supporters like Jon and Kaleesi/

What are the odds that Cersei only mentioned the Elephants because Euron's penis is small and she was expecting far more?

Oh wait...

>Jorah shot baby gravy into Dany while he died
He actually scored guys!

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Cope

>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The White Man's burden Khaleesi....
*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to rule them
>non white races shall not despoil westeros
>goodbye my Khaleesi....

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>The Baratheon line is considered extinct and there aren't any contenders to rival her claim.
There aren't any contenders because the show is retarded now, it would make way more sense if after blowing the Sept of Baelor (which was just a convenient resolution to begin with) a few things happened
>The smallfolk started rioting
>The people back at Highgarden declared war on Cersei for killing a bunch of their family members
>A bunch of Lords either tried to claim power for themselves or demanded a Great Council to figure out what the fuck they were gonna do
Instead Cersei becomes Queen and everyone outside of Dany and co. seem perfectly fine with the symbol of their religion and their King/Queen plus a bunch of other people dying.

Or you know the magical new dragon killing Trebuchet, not those silly non-existent trebuchets that Stannis had back at Blackwater.

she looks like the blonde bitch from icarly

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Have sex

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>final confrontation with Cersei
>Euron speaks to Jon and Daenerys anally fisting Cersei and using her as a ventriloquist dummy
Bravo Dabid

>Seddie-iCarlyWiki.webm

I honestly would love both of these, we can have battles in Essos for the right to go to Westeros for the Throne and explore Asshai and shit.

Someone get on this.

strawpoll.me/17937377

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>Have sex

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I’m happy Raimi’s influence has left a permanent effect on creators

Why are Valyrians such a Mary Sue race?

>good guys win in the end because of deus ex machina
>they subverted out expectations by not subverting them
Are D&D playing 4D chess?

>There will never be a kino Great Council episode

>Westeros...is...whites...only!

I guess we'll see how good you look in your late 70's you turbo incel.

She actually looked so much like Smirkfu when she was younger.

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>This show is a complete blunder , it completley fails to get GRRMs themes and points across and it does not care at all about the stuff he cares.
> he's blogging how excited he is about 4 new spinoffs

I'm livid. This fat cunt doesn't care about finishing his life work or doing good by his fans, he just wants the lifestyle that being an executive producer / writer of a popular show brings

Because they're basically Elves, Elves are always a mary sue race.

I hope they make a show about the Dance of Dragons

Weird nipples

All is forgiven and GoT is the best show to ever air.

Arya was much more beautiful in the earlier seasons..

looks like molly parker

There's been a theory floating around for years that Varys is a Blackfyre, and that Young Griff is the son of Varys' sister and Illyrio Mopatis. That that's the reason the warlock used Varys' manhood to power a spell - kingsblood.

Because they shill their "Volcano" hoax to earn pitty and justify their crimes of subjugating F*rst Men.

calm down, sweetie

She does, but it's more of a classy bond lady look that gives off that vibe.
No shit, he doesn't care, he's made way more money off this than actually writing.

I knew some retard would say this. I just knew it.

It ain't easy to write a book like that you know

More like a brapen. Euron is going to finger Cersei's bum until she lets loose a brap big enough to kill a dragon.

The volcano did happen, its how Dragon's were birth into the world, the lord of light works in mysterious ways.

>This is my fookin thread now

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Rhaenyrafag btfo
Too expensive

>there are people in this thread who dont know what prime diana rigg looked like
kys

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God I wish I was that dragon

find love

Cersi will win.

Sally on the side

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How does Kingsblood magic even work? Is it just anybody who has the ability to be a King? That seems vague, does one have to already be a King and their direct descendants? What happens if 12 generations pass and only the first Guy was a King?

Someone explain this magic to me.

They are as absolutely flawless as humanly possible, what is wrong with you?

smirkfu's a shit against emma fucking peel

t. (((Valyrionist supremacist)))

>hitting the wall
Well, i'm not saying she didn't hit the wall at some point, but to be fair she's literally an elderly woman now. "Hitting the wall" is only really a thing when their beauty fades long before their reproductive years end.

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lol why the Greyjoy House sigil is a fucking Kraken? Because Kraken exists and Euron will bring one to KL

JUSTRT

literally afraid of aging lads

Imagine unironically wanting to be ruled by a fat, adulterous femoid lmao

Also in the same blog post
>Lots lots more going on, but I have pages to write. ’nuff said.
But I guess you are gonna say he is just lying. Not that I have much hope we will ever get to see the books end, but come on.

Why Varys still alive? He's literally doing nothing.

I did

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Hi, I'm George R. R. Martin. I will be granting Houses to each individual, you may thank you me later.

sauce

>Dragon's were birth into the world
first day on ESL friend?

Reminder, Jon had to get an incest rape conceived wilding woman to save him in a 1v1 combat situation with KARL fucking TANNER

Have sex.

>tfw they openly say they put fingers into each other mouths and noses while lying together in the bed
>tfw they say they have baths together
I really doubt that it really only stops there desu

nth for Stannis

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SHAE DA FUNNY WHORE?!

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>he's blogging how excited he is about 4 new spinoffs
He's probably just excited about the heap of cash he's going to make.

at least we have been entertained. i hate Tolkien's boring books

STANNIS

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Reminder that Valayria was actually a sci-fi society and all the magic in the series is just left over technology.

You are of House Gaunt of the Crownlands.

>you may thank you me
GRRM confirmed retard.

well, at the very least, the entirety of her face worked so there's that...

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>less than 24 hours from ep 4
>alt shift x hasn't uploaded his ep 3 review

Pretty sure HBO pay him in food

Those unsullied faggots can't have kids and the dothraki are dead, Westoros will remain racially pure.

Why thank you!

I've had a little to drink.

You are of House Egen of The Vale.

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Feign allegiance, get close to everybody for a few years, size them all up, earn their trust, then Red Wedding-style assassination massacre for Targaryens and their vassals, then shoot the dragons with a shitload of heavy duty ballistae.

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How hard is to say "We'll use the computer to put a boat there on the episode, so just imagine there's a boat there now"?

Fucking based

The Valyrain is immunized against all dangers. One may call him inbred, cowardly, war-criminal, taken with madness, a foreign barbarian, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But acknowledge that they are poorly written and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly shrink back: 'I've been found out.'

>Enemy House: the whole continent
Based

is he on suicide watch?

Killed for going against the faith of the seven and trying to have more than one wife, you think you're a targ or something!?

We forget how bad some GoT scenes were.

Hi George can you please make a canon version of the CK2 houses on the map I need to know their exact layout thank you and also canon banners and words

>here's your 3000 pound kidney pie, Georgie

NEW ALT SHIFT X
youtu.be/fwWqI4AJLmY

HE LITERALLY TORE APART TGE ENTIRE EPISODE

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What house do I get?

>there will be little unsullied kids running around on the epilogue because D&D will forget they're eunuchs

Well fuck me, he just uploaded it

>implying that the Dorhraki wont be fine next episode

Imagine wanting to be ruled by Hightower faggot Reachmen with their pansy flowers.
For all the shit given to Daemon, at least he'd have been a good fucking ruler even assuming he'd be the one in charge.

The virgin ASX vs the chad Preston Jacobs

lmao.
My Struggle, dealing with Tararyen Shits.
By Robert Baratheon.

Judge me.

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How did a literal porn star manage to get the role?

Why would I watch someone explaining something that's clearly stupid?

We're not watching you dumb video, user. Stop pretending.

i liked Moorcock because he wanted to break the mould and make sci-fi more human.

>>HE LITERALLY TORE APART TGE ENTIRE EPISODE
better not be talking shit, user

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>Insulting the Reach
>Literally the strongest region
Painting a lion on your shield doesn't make you a lion faggot

>not being a Corbray
Fuck you, fat ass.

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It's real.
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/bkc8xd/compilation_of_spoilers_for_got_episodes_46/

White Worm said not all the unsullied were eunuchs.

>humans bad
>elves good
Fuck you

find love

MORE LIGHT

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is there any chance stannis comes back?
I need some hope

I was 10 when I seen repeats of the avengers.She made me feel funny in my tummy.

>sansa executes arya

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Just need to through out the V*lyrian scum, now.

wait. you don't like Hawkwind?

>linking to reddit
This should result in a permaban

I REALLY want Bronn to kill Jaime and/or Tyrion

Or maybe the giant fucking ballista made in S7 that is in the intro?

She was never more than an alcoholic retard, she didn't take ONE good decision in the entire fucking series, fuck off.

in your tummy? Diana Rigg made you constipated? You should try figs early in the day. Helps move the bowels.

D&D said in the afterepisode show that the Dothraki are dead.

Bronn on the throne at the end.

FOOKIN LEGEN

#NeverForget

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>23 hours
it comes by so quickly

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how do we know this is true
you retards

I hate them all

>literally the last FOOKIN' decent character this show had.

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Loras was a sword swalloer

The RIGHTFULL Queen of the 7 Kingdoms.

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fuck you incels

>Sansa tells Tyrion of Jon's true lineage

Sansa doesn't even know

Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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posting earliest and rarest Lady Olenna's

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Unironically straightened Loras into a normal men

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Only porn stars are willing to do all the degrading nude/sex scenes the show demands

It’s already leaked that the GC/Greyjoy fleet kills the dragon that was injured tomorrow night.

What a goddess.

Now there's a queen I'd bend the knee for.

why did he look so much better with short hair? wouldve let him swallow my sword too desu

>break fast

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Do you think that this show on some subconscious level has made women think that old European guys with a receding hairline is sexy as fuck?

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Her scenes were not even that raunchy. That redhead had way worse.

Azor Jeb!

No. House Goodbrother of Orkont or the Iron Islands.
House Inchfield of The Reach.

she was a pretty big deal in some german movies
some of them were pretty good

>because you were fasting while you were asleep
Who the fucks make these terms?

They are. All great faces too.

another rare young Lady Olenna

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No, they're all about poofy haired Robb and Jon.

When the fuck did Roose wear that outfit?

Gods I hate Cersei

Um sweaty how many of them are dead :)

Oh no *shrugs* patriarchy defeated honeybun xD

KEK

I-ya
I against I
Flesh of my flesh
And mind of my mind
Two of a kind but one won't survive
My images reflect in the enemy's eye
And his images reflect in mine the same time

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*unsheathes sword*
ALL HAIL DUH KING IN DA NORF!!!!!

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Couldn't they have gotten a porn star that could actually act?

>t.never seen a naked woman before

can I get a source for whoever posted this webm?

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>wife
Based

>strongest region
>a whole bunch of open fields with little in the way of proper fortifications or natural barriers

They have ONE good castle, Highgarden. Everything else is open field.
And their numbers mean shit when only one house as any sort of military tradition. Give me half the number of Stormlanders or Northmen over shite Reachmen any day.

Who tailored the White Walkers armor for them?

>Stannis dead
>Roose dead
>Tywin dead
It hurts so much...

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>Game of Thrones is a series whose fame comes from subverting the expectations
> subverting the expectations
stopped reading here

euron is so shit. he's such a lame character. can't wait to see what agonizing death the writers have in store for him.

Senor Blue, the one Jon killed at Hardhome.

more like reach-around-men, amirite?

Costume department. Duhh retard

Have sex.

You're a good man, Theon. Unfortunately we need at least 9 more in order to defeat the Night King.

Why didn't he charge up his fist and bust out of the Sept? Also did the High Sparrow work for the Hand?

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Jaime stabs him in the stomach and he falls overboard laughing and drowns.

>The Tyrell army lead by Mace is the only thing protecting Kings Landing from Aegon
OH NO NO NO

these should have a "faith" bracket

Russian Twitter is saying that the episode will leak in a couple years.

They already do. Those are high test men.

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>That scene where she blasted away wights using her tits like firehoses.
whew Dabid

If Yara doesn't off him i'll be a bit disapointed.

I wish we got more of the next generation of lords being badasses instead of arya being a mary sue
I wanted to see sweetrobin using the superior state of the vale to extort cersei, I wanted to see rickon with his savage skagosi army, I wanted to see a young bastard swindle cersei out of her entire fleet like in the books
But instead we get brandroid and *teleports behind u*

have sex

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what?

Poor House Tarly.
One of the basest houses has to be sword to the fucking pofters from Highgarden and deal with shits like the Hightowers.

That's gonna be some shit.
He might pull it off if Randyl's there though.
Or they just open the gates and let them in. They were loyalists. And they'll take the path of least resistance.

I need you and Jorah to die, you'll get in Jon's way of killing Dany at the end, so I gave the Obsidian Dagger to Arya instead. This is also because I'm still mad about you kicking the head of the Night's Watch deserter back when my father was still alive, and for destroying Winterfell, and killing those two boys. You were a good man Theon.

hours*

Right here is where the end gon' start at
Conflict, contact, combat
Fighters stand where the land is marked at
Settle the dispute about who the livest
3 word answer
Whoever survive this

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>doubting Mace the Ace

First for divorce.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M A MALLISTER I HATE THE IRONBORN

She looks coked the fuck out holy shit.

How come they haven't managed to outdo Viserys getting killed with molten gold? We're 8 seasons in now and he was by no means the most reprehensible character in the show

Baller as band. Great taste, user.

the episode will leak in a couple hours according to people on russian twitter. stay tuned.

He didn't, it's a fan recolor of what he should be wearing

sex have

t. A German.

>But instead we get brandroid and *teleports behind u*
Have sex and calibrate your tv incel

She looks like a cocaine addict wtf.

Cope baldlet

I mean it was annoying but did anyone actually give a shit about them?

>Mace the Ace
Kek

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>this desperate for bessie

As much as you hate Joffrey his death was worse. He sat there surrounded by concerned people and a mother who did genuinely love him, which was rare in his life, and the rest of his family, choking to death and nobody being able to do a thing. A justified death, but a horrifying one.

coked and cocked

But yeah id wager i

you're god damn right I am

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Legit looks like a meth head wtf.

Huh she looks a little like Debicki in that photo

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>Literally dozens of houses with strong castles, way more mighty lords than any other region
>The Redwyne fleet
>Knightly tradition producing top tier heavy cavalry rivalled only by the Vale
>Economy fuelled by biggest city in Westeros
>Control of all knowledge from the Citadel
Imagine being stupid enough to not realise the Reach is ridiculously over powered

nice tits and meh face, that is how the women of the north are
YOU SOUTHERN FUCKERS!!

He’s too busy swallowing Luke Cage’s sword

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>looks like she just came in from an all night club binger still on molly o-oh...yeah, rip.

I always interpreted Cersei's feelings for him as more mixed, hence why she described him as a "nightmare." She loved him as a son and to some extent as an extension of her own narcissism, but she knew what he was.

Choking due to poison just seems so banal. Anybody could write that. Let's see some originality people!

WOMEN IN THE NORF YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dorne is more overpowered, their landscape is harsh for fighting, there is a reason they survived the Targs, even with Dragons.

theres an arrangement to be made here

a salg through and through, she married some manlet fuckers from the states ahaa fail

That doesn't mean they have power to project. It means they are a pain in the ass to try and conquer

She knew he had faults and it was largely her fault that he did, but as a mother she still loved him. It's way more apparent in the books and actually makes you feel bad for them. Also I think it was a good death, he died choking, full of gluttony and greed as the shitty boy King.

Not to mention the most fertile lands. Of course none of this seems relevant in the show.

Jaime would kill you in your sleep for fucking Cersei, and before that Littlefinger would have stole you blind.

>hiding
>overpowered
more like being a pussy ass bitch

I think Craster should be honored that he was killed by the fooking legend of Gin Alley himself.

>meh face
that's putting it mildly

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having a larger trained army also doesn't mean you have that much power, 5000 soldiers can hold a defense against 20k, look at 300 in reality.

Numbers mean nothing if you don't have the other resources and skills available. The Reach is strong as shit no doubt, but look at the Dothraki, don't meet them in open fields, they could have less numbers and destroy the Reach.

Uh oh. Here we go!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fwWqI4AJLmY

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you have had your laugh you southern bastard. the north remembers

Are all GoT fucking brainlets? What is there to explain?

Everyone focuses in on this body double/CGI shit but I've only ever seen it confirmed once--for Cersei's atonement--and that was at least in part because the actress was pregnant. They don't do many nude scenes with the big stars anymore but that's because the actresses have the leverage to refuse them; for some throwaway character like that it's clearly a requirement for the role and if you refuse they just find someone else who won't

EDDARDO STARKO
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Is it really leaking? i'm kinda sleepy desu

don't sleep it'll leak in a couple hours max

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shit, now i want a anime spin-off showing the night kings shenanigans in the north.

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Your health is more important than D&D's fanfiction.
Also no info of any episode leaks, so doubt it.
I suggest you get some sleep, I'm actually going to turn in myself.

>wide open fields and again, only castle worth a damn is Highgarden
>knightly tradition far too individualized with only the Tarlys really having martial tradition in the sense of producing effective fighting forces beyond looking gay in armor.
>ineffective shite leading house

Here's what happens. In a direct war with the Rock, they'd raid their fields and burn their crops, whenever the Reachmen tried to fight back they'd funnel them into the mountainous/hilly terrains of the westerlands and their knights are worthless
Stormlands? Same shit. Raid their land, wait for them to try and march their shite infantry into heavily wooded terrain
Dorne, North and Vale could hold their choke points with a tenth of the men the Reach could send towards them and everyone else would be free to wreck them.
The ONLY house that might stand a chance in a proper battle are the Tarlys. You take them out, the military of the reach is crippled. Numbers mean nothing without the strategy to use them.
Literally just bipass their massive levies, burn their fields, sack Oldtown.
The Reach ain't shit.

jesus she really isn't bad at all

>having a larger trained army also doesn't mean you have that much power
It means you have more power than every other kingdom
>5000 soldiers can hold a defense against 20k
A lot of things could happen
>look at 300 in reality
Where 7,000 Greeks held a chokepoint against 150,000 for three days and then retreated?
>look at the Dothraki, don't meet them in open fields, they could have less numbers and destroy the Reach
Depends how George feels like writing them. One battle they are pulling off Mongol feint retreats and counter charges, and the next they are charging a pike wall head on like retards

aagghhh

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PS NK's army came from the SOUTH. what were they doing down there?

feel like shit just want her back

He did a good job of redpilling normies. His criticisms were well explained. No one could brush it off as seething incel rage. Even /r/GameOfThrones was persuaded.
It's good for book references and foreshadowing. He suggests in the video that Tyrion might die

I was just considering the similarities between the Night King and Achilles.

>Demigods
>Over-buffed
>Tales are written and told about their powers and how dangerous they are.
>believed to be unstoppable and unbeatable
>Kills powerful foes during the development of their campaigns showing how powerful they are (Dragon ; Hector)
>take part in the attacking side of a siege
>apparently win the battle that matters the most (the actual taking of Troy after the wooden horse gave them the advantage ; Winterfell)
>before dealing the final blow against their enemy are killed in an anti-climatic manner by a character no one expected to be able to do so, subverting expectations (Paris killing Achilles with a single arrow to the heel ; Arya stabbing the NK a single time with a Valyrian blade)

I'm too lazy to develop it more than this

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I think Miss Andy's nipples in the river were supposedly cgi.
Also Dany in the bathtub

>LITERALLY RECAPPING THE EPISODE
>Not absolutely thrashing every scene
Team Preston forever

So is Gendry ded?

>It means you have more power than every other kingdom
Power is relative, but they also have massive amounts of food, gold, etc.
>A lot of things could happen
That they could.
>Where 7,000 Greeks held a chokepoint against 150,000 for three days and then retreated?
That's still rather impressive to hold out for three days, that's my point however.
>Depends how George feels like writing them. One battle they are pulling off Mongol feint retreats and counter charges, and the next they are charging a pike wall head on like retards
True, but I can't imagine he would.

I'm not the original guy, and The Reach is damn powerful, but there is more to a war and battles than that.

no he lived.....this Pod die??

he cute

Seems like of pointless since we saw their tits plenty of times before.

Maisie said they gave her the option - show as much or little as you want. That probably goes for all the female leads.

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>literal cucks choosing Rhaenyra

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Degenerate

I always thought Olenna looked like ebert have his cancer operation.
anyone else? just me?

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yup fatal drug overdose
he fucked jal though

If you only knew how bad it gets....

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>That's still rather impressive to hold out for three days
Not really, that was a ridiculous chokepoint against one of the most famous "immovable objects" in the history of warfare
>but there is more to a war and battles than that.
The Reach has 80,000 men. The next Kingdom with the most levies is the Westerlands, with 45,000. Not to mention the Reach being so rich their army is likely fairly well-equipped. They also have one of the greatest generals on the continent, and the largest force of heavy cavalry knights on the continent.
There is no question that they are the most powerful.

>and who
>are you

While what you are doing is really not that complex it did make me consider that I probably could give less of a shit about how things have worked out. Thanks.

>Maisie said they gave her the option - show as much or little as you want.

"So, would you like to be a prick-tease or a whore?"

time is so cruel

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>Seems like of pointless since we saw their tits plenty of times before
What? That was the first time we saw Missandei, and Dany supposedly got nudity removed from her renewed contract

new thread:

I'd take it if it leads to Jon killing Dany, and sansa killing Jon and Arya. It's dumb, but I'll take it.

Why do I feel like she was the one that pressured Joe Jonas to marry her? She seems insecure af about losing him

Can't decide whether all the people playing the Stark kids are just shit actors or the Starks are written in a very one-dimensional way that leaves little artistic license to the performer

You would literally eat shit if enough people said it tasted good. Fuck off low iq mutt

holy shit I have never thought about it but is Game of Thrones even popualr in Japan. when i went to NC State all of the French exchange students loved Game of Thrones (the men at least)

>my ancestor

Time moves weirdly in Russia

I guess being a receptacle for T*rkish cock is something they can relate to.

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k

new thread:

you got me there, i do love turkish cock

What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?