Could you survive 3 minutes against Bonesaw? How would you do it?

Could you survive 3 minutes against Bonesaw? How would you do it?

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>play dead
>wait 3 minutes
>collect cash
easy

>That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

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I would regale Mr saw with facts and figures from the fbi crime statistics releases and wake him up to the negro problem in this country. I believe I could do this in 3 minutes while fully capturing his attention and unlike Spiderman at the end we will shake hands as friends and Mr saw will help me fight bad guys (blacks) as a partner in justice

I believe he would be Mr. McGraw

Is him name bone saw or bone Mcgraw?

Bonesaw McGraw

Bigot.

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I love Bonesaw
In fact I love almost everything about the first Raimi spooderman

I GOT YOU FOR 3 MINUTES

3 MINUTES... OF PLAY-TIME

>Pozzes your neghole for 3 mins

how did he get away with it?

I'd rise to the top.

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I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.

Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.

I have insane speed and reflexes matching only those of God himself.

I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head into oblivion. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.

There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with my power my friends. You're simply to weak to accomplish anything.

May I have some off your cream?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Give him a drop toe hold onto the turbuckle and slap the crippler crossface on him while hes dazed

nice larp

>The ad said 3 grand for 3 minutes, and you pinned him in 2. For that, I give you $100. And you're lucky to get that.
What would you do?

Thank him for the opportunity, and request that I use him as a reference for a future job application.

Pin the promoter for a full 3 minutes and take the money.

I miss the part where thats my problem

>these people, the jews, probably deserved what happened to them
what did he mean by this

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Who should play Macho Man in the upcoming Hulk Hogan biopic? I say Joe Manganiello is perfect for the role.

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