Reminder if your favorite director isn't on this list you're a fucking pleb

Julia Burch

>27. Zack Snyder
You gave it away here, way too obvious.

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>18. Massivo Titti

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>no uwe boll
>calling other people plebs

Snyder is on there but Based Wan is not. Fuck your list you arthouse plebian

>no sergio leone
nice bait

>18. Massivo Titti
i'm a big fan

>no carpenter
Cringe and faggot pilled

>no Ellen Van Dyke

dropped
we need fair recognition for our strong, independant women directors

For me, it's Sir John Boorman.

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Thoughts on 3. Chun-kee Bo Som?

*sexy bitch alert*

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>gave it away at snyder
>Big shit is a director
Marvelfags are dumb

Who is his cumquat?

>TBA
they haven't announced this nigger yet?

i've only seen Excalibur, which of his other films are good?

an ample filmography, to be sure

why are instagram thots so popular? what’s the pleasure in looking at beautiful women you can’t be with and who aren’t getting fucked on camera to jerk off to? why do we allow women to make a living just for looking good? there should be no money in unless they’re at least doing nudity.

>Hanz Gesundheit
Alda wat ze fack

>which of his other films are good?

The Emerald Forest.

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>what’s the pleasure in looking at beautiful women
Have you taken the gay test yet?

>Che Belle Melone!

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Sir Ridley Scott. Don't @ me.

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deliverance, point blank, and zardoz are essential. hope and glory and hell in the pacific are WWII kino. skip exorcist 2.

>>Big shit is a director
Who directed The Avengers then?

I've only heard of two of those

I guess the rest of my post doesn’t exist, pinhead.

I agree. Enabling thot behavior is just making it harder for all of us guys to HAVE SEX.

>Big shit
Tarantino then

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Point Blank is such a cool movie. Well worth the viewing.

My post clearly states I want them to be bigger thots, though

This

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Ridley had an absolutely top tier streak from Duellists to Legend. Shame about Black Rain's shit script

Fucking LOVE Gladiator.

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#2 Federico Felini
#4 Jean-Luc Goddard
#11 PTA
only ones i could figure out, lynch and snyder were a given.

>implying I have a favourite director

For mr, it's Mary Harron

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I differentiate pornstars that get paid to be humiliated on camera and pretty girls online getting trust fund orbiters that throw money for just showing some ankle and getting to keep their dignity at the end of the day. Big bucks for big deeds, now show me that brown starfish for that down payment on a car.

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>19. Big Shit

lost

Love Master and Commander, despite it not being Ridley Scott kino.

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#18 is Taika Waititi kek

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Peter Weir is quite a kinomancer in his own right

>ctrl f Spielberg
>ctrl f Cameron
>0 results
great shitpost OP

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>Snyder on the list
>Kurosawa not on the list
Can Snyder fags embarrass themselves further?
Throne of Blood ALONE is better than the entirety of Snyder career. It's not even the highest rated film from the director.

Timmy is my favorite.

>Big shit
Kek. Come on

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Funny as Ridley Scott is directing a new Battle of Britain film.

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Dont give a fuck about your gay directors list but lets talk about the image you put and how perfect it is:
She has a cunty yet cute face,one that makes it even more satisfying when you get to shove your cock in her mouth but the best part of this photo is the squeezed up tits: god fucking DAMN I would KILL to shove my cock between those juicy things pushed up like that..you can even see a little bit of her tit-skin folding upwards on the left(from her perspective) tit bottom part..GOD DAMMIT I want to tity fuck smoene right now so bad itsn to enve ufnny fuck you for your picture (because it makes me horny,thanks for putting it though) and your whatever fucking list hey david ylnch is on there, i like him.. cool guy.

>ctrl f Spielberg

Well worth if for Jurassic Park.

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>no Russ Meyer
>no Tinto Brass
>no Bethel Buckalew
>no Alex de Renzy
nigger please

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Linklater
Fincher
Kubrick

cringe

she looks like she fucks douchey stinky skaters or instagram fashion queers

The only good post in this thread.
>Be Tarantino
>Make a new movie
>Vendetta trope
>If piled up, the word "nigger" is used at least 5 minutes on the entire movie
>Other predictable shit and cliches
>End titles, done: another box office hit thanks to the support of wannabe smart hipsters

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Where's Thom Eberhardt, pleb?

just go jerk off you underaged sperg

Log off Dad

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how did you learn to type and spell that so well considering your severe autism?

Not naming Steven Spielberg, JJ Abrams, James Cameron, Christopher Nolan, Michael Bay, Zack Snyder, or Joss Whedon.

For me it's Joe D'Amato

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Zack Snyder is literally there

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>Zack Snyder

Missing:
>Scorsese
>Villeneuve

All just so you can throw a bunch of names of foreign literally who’s, honestly why do people do this shit?

she looks like she fucks black men
you sound like you fuck asian women

>No brian levant

Pleb

Are you implying that Villeneuve is less of a "foreign literally who" than Landaloupolous?

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Or that stupid fucking Californian rice paddies ending

I would believe that Big shit is a director or even a good one, but not Zack Snyder

Black Rain was just a fun movie, plain and simple. Closer to Road House than any of his previous films but still memorable.

Great post

>you sound like you fuck asian women
Would it be "sound" or "read?" I'm not sure which one is grammatically correct.

Yeah ok
imdb.com/name/nm0971764/

cringe cuck-mentality

stop watching blacked porn user,its obvious shes an instagram thot

>no joh monsantonoski
>no paulo argonneti
>no franc whitti
>no simon moscowitcz
>no don drahler
>no koko the movie clown
weak-ass list

kek

This ass is just asking for a BBC

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youd understand his pain if you have even once got to play with some natural boobies

see

>19. Big Shit
should be number 1

based rocco
(the girl in the pic is his wife of 20+ years btw)

mama mia

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>Frederico Feline

Who the fuck is that, it's s Federico Felliniz, holy shit what a pleb

youd understand how pathetic your post was if youve actually had sex on a regular basis

>11. TBA

When are you going to announce it?

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>Felliniz
Lmao fuck off pablo

I can't even see her feet properly

THIS FYUFUHCUKKFUCKKK!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuts way from a swing way too much

This list is meaningless without Neil Jordan

I swear you made some of those up

why did mods delete my pic...

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Not only my favorite but objectionably the only people to actually master kinography and manage to make actually definable art with the the sort cheesyness that come with taking film seriously—Tarkovsky, Wojciech Has, Mizoguchi, Bunuel, Bergman

>this is her bf
What the FUCK bros?

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fpbp

this is attractive in america? a literal 2/10 in eastern europe

should've taken the height pill

>no Coens

The closes on this list of my favorite is Lynch. God I love him.

Reminder that anyone who makes a canonical list of directors not including Nick Ray is a fraud.

Her twin is way better.

Not fat either

I really hate dudes who post chicks like this on Yea Forums. It’s like finding gold in a riverbed and then hollering to all the other prospectors to tell them where the fucking gold is.

Do you not ever stop to think about just what exactly you’re exposing this girl to? Horny Indian dudes are fucking harmless compared the actual barely sentient shitstains that populate this cesspit.

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>ear orange
I don't get it.

How many layers of trolling are we on? Definitely change 8 to Benissimo Fellatio tho.

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Mogged

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nice user

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LET THIS IMAGE BE INSPIRATION TO YOU ALL: ANYTHING IS FUCKING POSSIBLE

THIS FUCKING STUPID JEWFRO GOOF BALL DRESSES LIKE A NERDY 7TH GRADER AND GETS TO PLAY WITH THESE GODLY JUGS AND PLUMP ASS WHENVER HE WANTS(YEAH THEY ARE HIKING BUT HE STILL HAS 0 STYLE LOOK AT HIS STUPID FACe)

YOU CAN ALL MAKE IT BROS,JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK THERES THOUSANDS OF GIRLS LIKE THIS I BELIEVE IN U ALL FYRUUCKCKCK!@!@!@!@!@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a name, for the love of god a name?

WE ARE AS ONE, I BELIEVE IN YOU TOO

He's tall. That's literally it. Look at that disgusting goblin Pete Davidson. Bitches want him because of how tall he is, despite looking like he smells like Kaka.

i don't want to do it again please

Google retard

>tfw 6'2 which is average in europe so no one cares
If only I was born a disgusting obese amerilard I might have gotten an advantage.

I get what your saying man but theres literally HUNDREDS of these same exact girls on instagram/twitter already getting drowned in validation. Social media is AIDS

it's brining up nothing like an exhausted bulimic

@juliaaburch
@laurenxburch

Whenever I see Sonny Crockett endlessly putting off his sunglasses, my day feels suddenly nicer.

6’2 is above average even in the 2 tallest countries. It’s way above average in Europe. You are deranged

Fuck I've always thought it was Leo

may the road rise before you

>No Tarantino
I sleep

I was completely demoralized by my avian profile last night, and now the fire of motivation is alight again. Thank you bros, we're ALL going to make it

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Her twin isn't better though. What?

Another Instagram attention whore. This thot will hit the wall soon

>tall, not fat, likes the outdoors, probably smart and/or is something like a enviro-sci major, probably not a social retard

not hard to believe at all

says she's 18, it'll be a while

cringe cuck-mentality
i was right retard

>20. Timmy
patrician choice

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>lynch
even mcdonalds art hoes love him

>i was right
>this thing
>white

amerimutts are hilarious.

cope

ayo homo

>thinks stinky skaters/instagram fashion retards are all white

why do you automatically think of black dudes when you see beautiful women user? you were wrong and should get that cringe obsession with niggers checked out

Kenneth Branagh is my favorite. Kudos for having the balls to put Snyder on your cute list though OP.

IMAGINE

>Kenneth Branagh is my favorite

youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM

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I cry man tears every time I see that speech. Also, Lucy is a hottie I wish she had a larger role in Orient Express.

>I cry man tears

and that's a good thing

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fuck, even i have a chance!!!

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Is this the bitch from Game of Thrones who has the fetal alcohol syndrome face?

that's rude. here's your punishment

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Why is based Henry's name in this? He's not prominent at all in the clip. Post more Henry. No homo.

how can you memorize that many names

have sex

>No Del Toro, no Cuaron, no Gonzalez Inarritu..

you yanks so butthurt about mexico that you cant recognize talent.
fuck you

Henry Cavill is in every episode of The Tudors.

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>jewfro
>quiksilver T-shirt
>cargo shorts
>those shoes
There are people on /fa/ right now worrying about what they are going to wear tomorrow to impress their crush and this guy gets to bang a literal 10/10 while dressing and looking like this.
I’m going to save this photo and hang it on my wall.

Okay, but not in that clip. Thanks for posting more.

>a literal 10/10
Woah there champ, hold your horses

But he's overrated hipster shit though?

instagram.com/juliaaburch/

modelmanagement.com/model/julia-burch/

>she’s 5’3
bruhs

>femlet with slightly above average tits and an okay face
>10/10

>Benissimo Fellato

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this, but unironically

bump

>no love for the GOAT
Disappointing

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>Itin Titin

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bump

Ive heard of david lynch and thats it
Im okay with this

Where's Michael Mann ?

Friendly reminder that the TV series of Miami Vice is objectively kino, while the movie is utter shit.

bump

Who is this brapper slapper?

>zack snyder
>misspelling Fellini

Were the fuck is Jean-Luc Godard

there must be one of us in the wreckage brother

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Number 2 name is Federico Fellini btw

unironically snyder

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Bless your heart

>B'akamalo S'ucock
Ah thank god, he's in the list.

Both pathetic, not getting the joke.

Or everyone is in on this elaborate bait, or it's so obvious no one os pointing this out, but this whole list is a big joke right? A good one tbf, but so strange anons are posting their real fav directors lists

You are embarrasing yourself. That list is a funny meme

>no Charles Lube
>no Feline

lol shit list

have sex

have sex

Sex is all I have

all shit. kys plebbitor

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"litteraly who" the list. not even google knows who the first one is.

the big titted bitch in the very first episode was great

shave hex

>turns 18
>4channelers start spamming pics of her
what went wrong?

gib milkies

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did you just make these up?

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whats it like to have a pretty girlfriend anons?

Ahahahahah I was drunk

she's dating nairo?

honk

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women actually love cargo shorts

For me, it's Muchio Thiccetto

Don't fool yourself, this is a pseudo virgin. He actually a cryptochad

>Timmy

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>zack snyder
nice meme

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b

why is this pic unsourceable

>no Terrence Malick

Have sex

Portrays men like men, or do you prefer the mcu portrayal of men, sarcasitic, quipy, pretty much a redditor.

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>99% of anons ITT think these are "obscure" filmmakers
american education sure is showing.

>starting multiple scenes with roaring laughter from the officer's dining room

Love it.

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>Frederico Feline
Ma come cazzo scrivi, ritardato.

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TRIPS CONFIRMED WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT.

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>11. TBA
kek

Where is this set?

Mammarys