/got/

If you dislike how the show is going, chances are you need to have sex.

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post source

Because clapton is a hack

youtu.be/47MazYDnmaU
I want to go back lads...

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>ywn save her from rapists and get a single lemon cake as a reward for your valor
Th-thanks

Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win Euron Will Win

he will display the corpses of Jon, Dany, Tyrion, etc and you will have an eternity of twitter shitter tears to feast on, I promise

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Where can I download the pilot?

What's he up to?

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Remember when we had mysterious scenes like pic related.

I rewatched the Shireen burning at the recommendation of the user from last thread and it's pretty well done. I stuck around to watch the pit fights and this scene feels like a fucking Syfy original.

Something it reminded me of is how poorly they use background extras in a lot of these scenes. These people are just running around the stadium seats in circles. And as much as I love the Cers 9/11 scene, the commotion in the Sept is so poorly choreographed. It's almost as if D&D's best...isn't good enough.

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Stannis did literally nothing in the whole show. Wow. I really hope he comes back and D&D will explain the shit they have given to us past four years. If not, I wonder how much GRRM was paid for he letting those fuckers rape his own legacy.

probably about 5'7'' now

CAREFUL KIT, CAREFUL NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=N3cDLnkYs30

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wearing 70's sci-fi costumes that sort of make him look like he's wearing a backpack or a least one of those tiny parachute purses that girls used to wear in the 00's

I remember when that scene happened and this thread said the show was ruined

Maybe the Witcher will give us characters that actually die and have a real story

I'm not surprised.

>DRUMS!
youtu.be/oEuGWEaxbcg

What will be this character's fate?

He is one of the few remaining based and redpilled characters (seriously Fuck the Starks and their constant warmongering demands of the Northern Houses to come die for them for literally nothing in return). I have this feeling he will be roasted by Dany's dragons or assasinated by Arya in another nauseating "YASSSS QUEEN SLAAAAYYY" moment or beheaded by Jon in another meme "EPIC LE PASS THE SENTENCE LE SWING THE SWORD" moment for reddit and Burlington Bar to salivate over

He literally did nothing wrong,never schemed or backstabber anyone,he didn't betray the Starks (he could've handed Jon and Sansa to Ramsay but he didn't, swore allegiance to Jon as King until Jon renounced his crown to a foreign invader whos father nearly extinguished House Stark from existence)
He's going to be executed for having the guts to honestly stand by his values and the show will act as if he is morally equivalent to Janos Slynt

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>maybe the Witcher
ahhhhhh ha h haha hah haha hah hahahah ahaha

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>3 episodes left
>People still think Stannis won't come back
lol

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>A Netflix production
Doubtful.

Post yfw stannis is one of the bodies burnt at the start of next ep confirming he was dead and turned into a Wight ages ago

>netflix
>Good show

Reminder that the War of five Kings lasted 4 seasons, while the "Great War" lasts one episode and is resolved in an ex machina fashon.
What were D&D thinking?

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Remake accurately adapting the post Storm of Swords books and with a sword and sorcery aesthetic fucking when?

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>What will be this character's fate?
He was say he was wrong and ask for forgiveness in episode 4, then flake out again in episode 5, then ask for forgiveness in episode 6

Why does Jon get 2 incest gfs

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Good one user.

charles dance was already in the witcher....

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Streams runescape on twitch as alfierules.

I just started A Dance with Dragons and I'm seriously confused bros, last book Sam went across the narrow sea to Braavos and then to Old Town but now he and Gilly are back at the Wall talking to Jon? wtf

Reminder that Balon outlived the all the other Kings.

I WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME...
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When are we seeing Daario again?

His whole point is to make the north and masculine honour in general appear weak and hollow.

Only fags would disagree with these picks.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminder Visenya was best girl
>ywn have midair /ss/ sex with the scary but cool conquerer lady.

Littlefinger rules the ashes

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>After a decisive battle in King's Landing, Cercei and Euron surrender to Jon and bend the knee to him
>Jon smiles, knowing that war is finally over
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Deanerys driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip while riding a dragon
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR THE DOTHRAKI," Daenerys shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE DRAGONS"
>"Yes," cries Grey Worm, "Drogon hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "she's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"

It's chapter 5 of AFFC from Jon's perspective. ADWD and AFFC take place at the same time, just different characters.

i dont disagree but i would perhaps use arya as my bodyguard because of big fucking plot armor

>DUDE YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF MY SIZE NOT COOL....
>tyrion literally makes fun of theon consantly, while theon says nothing

LYING FUCKING MIDGET COCKSUCKER.

>that's truly the Winds of Winter she's brought upon us

One of the leaks said he died offscreen when Deepwood Motte is run over by the zombies, I honestly would've preferred that to what they seem to have in store for him

Who would your questing party be if you could pick any characters from the books or the show, dead or alive?

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Arya has a nice bum

I really really hope they eventually nail the S&S genre again someday. It's the right mix of fantasy and Lovecraftian and adventure and gray characters.

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Hotpie, Hotpie and Ghost.

What's the task?

He’s going to end up on the iron throne. He’s the king we deserve

This
They completely removed the point of "the North remembers"
See as much as GRRM likes to be a grey morality shit he still puts forward that honor, bravery and decency are good traits.
Like that one screen capped post said. Ned, and almost every Stark, have through a healthy mix of justice and fairness, and stern rulership, inspired undying loyalty in every northern house except the Bolton's.
There isn't a house in the North who wouldn't dare everything for the Stark's.

In the show, only le based bear grill is allowed to embody that. Which isn't to say she couldn't be the catalyst, but removing the fucking Manderly parts of that storyline was angering.

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Adventure to Valyria to claim an ancient treasure

>Littlefinger will return
>the Night King will return
>Euron will reveal his grand plan

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Is it true Stannis is back?

>the witcher: kangz edition
>real story

GRRM is tired of writing and wants you to write an alternate history to his books and the show, what do you write? Characters stay.

Template?

>Euron Greyjoy
>Robert Baratheon
>Ned Stark
>Melisandre

Here's your (you)

>discord
fuck off, faggot

Why the fuck was Tyrion being so mean to Theon? Was Theon rude to him?

And I shuppose Shansha is off the table too?

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Jorah (Khaleesinstinct), Jaime (Pre-Crip), Jon, Hound, Rhaegar, Nymeria, Young Bobby B, Arthur Dayne, Young Ned, Assassin Arya, Oberyn

Well that's an easy way to send malware to the socially deprived.

Jon and Arya have sex. Dany is raped by the Dohtraki and Jorah finds her violated body. Jaime kills Cersei and becomes Azor Ahai.

>the show will never be as good as the first 3 seasons

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STANNIS

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A JOKE! YOU ARE A VERY FUNNY user!

>Ghost
>Nymeria
>Grey Wind
>Shaggydog
>Lady
>Summer
I like the big doggos

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Thoros of Myr, Beric Dondarrion, Arya Stark, Gendry and Brienne of Tarth.

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i miss them

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post yfw arya dies

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Which direwolf is best?

Ghost, followed by Shagydog

Your post was more entertaining than the whole Witcher netflix series is set up to be.

Euron will show up next episode

Depends how

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The fact the entire cast is all one massive diversity hire, yes.

Fuck I thought I was the only one. The middle dude seemed really great. I wish we saw more of him.

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Why Shaggy? I’d think Nymeria would be top dog then Ghost then Grey Wind

Yea Forums hivemind

its not that funny

Remember when Bran didn't look like half a mong and people here were fawning over his pubescent actor

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based

>Robb sticks to his honor and marries a Frey Girl
>Tywin chooses Lannisport over King's Landing and evactuates his family
>Stannis sacks King's Landing during Blackwater and becomes King
>Lannisport falls but the North retreats when they find out of Theon's betrayal and go to retake Winterfell
>Dany flees with Jorah and the Dragon Eggs while Viserys and Drogo command the Dothraki to hunt her down
>etc.

Things go from there I suppose.

OURS IS THE FURY
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I forgot, who killed Syrio Forel?

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>AoS
eww

1st for Bessie

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The brows alone go against all forces of nature

I would give a fuck about what you're saying, but I gave it to your mother last night

Ghost and Summer because they are the only direwolfs that actually did something useful. The rest had like 10 minutes of total screentime and Reddit+9gag drool over them.

In the books, Arya will take dead Jon's face and become him.

>dany kills jon
>all women rule the kingdoms

You know it's happening

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Remember when Arya didn't look like half a mong and people here were fawning over his pubescent actor

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And still he was never the king of westeros. I think wirting team actually forgot this plot line.

>swamp wife
cringe

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Nobody, Syrio was Jaqen

Ghost would destroy Nymeria. Only wolf crazy enough to take on him is Shagy.

Most likely Meryn Trant.

No one. He's still alive and is coming back this season to kill Arya.

Who the fuck even is this?
In the books she's busy being a peasant.

Bobby B and Rhaegar as the complete opposite rivals that still back to back if shit hits the fan.
Visenya brought back through valyria blood magic as the waifu.
Jaime as best bro.
Daemon (the original one, not the Blackfyre one) as the cynical cunt that may or may not be a betrayer. Caraxas is optional
Theon as comic relief.

Why is Jon x Arya such a popular ship?

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On a holy quest for mommy milkies.

Waymar was based, sees the white walker, first instinct is telling it to fuck off, when it doesn't, he challenges it to fight

Kit said there's a big twist coming this episode. What do you think will happen?

probably the hound, the mountain, jaime and thicc bob
idk if we would even reach valyria but it would be fun

Until the nose happened

Nymeria looks big af in the show. The size of a horse at least.

>No one
u shittin me

Not possible, Lord Tormund of Hardholm will stand against the Tyranny along with Lord Edmure of Riverrun.
Didn't Nymeria kill Beric and chase off The Mountain?

Nymeria is bigger

Gormless Jon Snu will smile at Dany as she asends the throne.

Radmure will arrive with 2000 good men from the Riverlands.

Characters who were officially too pure for this rotten world?

Based house choice, shit wife, frogfu is best

It's the canon MCxLoveInterest ship. GRRM only decided to extend the story.

>What is PoV

Patchface throws his name for the throne.

All the house words are cringe
All the house slogans are cringe
All the 'iconic' quotes are cringe

Were they originally bad? Probably not
But normies and mass consumerist marketing have ruined them. Now they're just lines and quotes you find on coffee mugs and t-shirts

Stannis

Remember this awesome motherfucker?

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Because its what GRRM originally had planned. They were the outcasts of the family.
Tyrion's Betrayal
Nymeria is basically Wolf Lord of the Woods

Arya is a small cunt. Ghost has always been the oversized one.

>Who the fuck even is this?
Begging for scraps like the piece of shit you are? Have sex.

hahahahaahaha I wish I was so positive as you

POST YFW THE REASON MELISANDRE DIED WAS BECAUSE SHE USED HER LAST POWER TO REVIVE STANNIS FROM THE DEAD REMOTELY

just compare that to tyrions lines these days
goddamn

Hodor

Missandei will get beheaded and the Golden Company will kill Rhaegal, and Jaime and Brienne will have a sex scene

Jorah

>bested Jaime in combat for a woman's hand
>sold slaves just to make her happy
>all the shit with Dany

You're god damned right I do.

Post kino sex scenes that should've happened

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what are you doing here visitor?

Alternate universe where Rhaenyra wins the dance with the dragons. Point of divergence would be the dragons burning the rioting kind's landing fucks before they get killed.
Dragons continue to exist. Eventually spread out just enough that Baratheon's get dragons too.
Eventually Robert's Rebellion happens in a similar way. Except this time with dragons.

Drogon, the last of the Family.

Drogon for King, he still has time to get bigger and become like Balerion.

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more scenes with that big boobed redhead from the first seasons

QYBURN WILL RESURRECT STANNIS AND HE WILL BECOME CERSEI'S HUSBAND

source

The Night King with his harem of undead ghoul-men

Jon and Bear loli

He should marry both to solidify his claim on Winterfell and the Iron Throne. One son as king and one son as lord of Winterfell

he didn't flake out, the starks did

Just match up Westeros with your continent and figure out where you'd live at.
Fuck yeah, King Drogon I could get behind that.

You might not like it but this is how peak performance looks like.

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Honestly they're all pretty based aside from poor Lady, but I like Nymeria the most for building her own army and dunking on southern poofters despite being without her Stark.

>Dissing frogfu
Yikes

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Take a guess.

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I also miss Joff. He was a good kid. Maybe a touch of ADHD.

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You do not seem familiar with the concept of consent, do you ?

How the fuck do you even siege Pyke? And how did Thoros get across the walls?

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Theon.
Just fucking Theon.

Either

>Jaime betrays the North / Jaime dies

or

>Euron plays Cersei and takes control

Tyrion's turning on Dany probably won't happen until E5 or 6

Does she use the last kiss to revive him?

Why the fuck would Stannis marry Cersei? His whole thing in the War of the Five Kings is that the Lannisters hold no claim to the throne.

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gay

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Fun fact: R+L=J only exists to allow Jon to fuck his sister (in truth cousin). The original story remains the same if they didn't fuck and Jon was just a regular bastard.

Most were cringe in the books.
>hear me roar
>ours is the fury
>beware our sting
Fucking cringe.

More like a spoiled child due to Cersei's influence who thought he could get anything he wanted which developed an entitled sociopathic personality within him. The moment Bobby B died it came out since there was no real man there to discipline and smack him upside the head.

>peak performance
>no Bobby B adventure pal
You mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass!

Women aren't actually aroused by this sort of thing

Theon is a kinslaying piece of shit

What did Shaggydog do to be based? Killed some savages and that’s about it

Snake milk

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Dubs of truth
I'm just hate-watching it at this point.

youtube.com/watch?v=_rBe4bm1WFY

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Thoros and Jorah charged the front gates and basically just killed everyone.

>How the fuck do you even siege Pyke?
I'd assume like any other castle by cutting off all the food and supplies. Doesn't seem very complicated considered it's on a bunch of high rocks with one main entrance to get that food and supplies in.

Why don't you come and say that to his face

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>favorite characters were Theon, Beric, Jorah, and Edd
Jesus fucking christ, anyone else get fucking decimated by this last episode? I barely have any motivation to watch the next one. At least based Jaime is still around carrying this shit show

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If only that would be pretty kino.

I like Stark and Baratheon house words.
Targ words were full narm but I liked them.

Worst were the Arryn ones.

I love them lads

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>not taking a boar instead
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!

>hahaha magic is irrational things on faith
>hahaha Stannis made of shadow magic was something irrational from the mind of religious fanatics goy

>give dany numerous allies and advantages end of season 6
>spend the next two seasons taking all her allies, troops, friends, advisors, protectors and sense of self
>then kill her while also ruining every other characters' development
>/got/ will applaud this
Have D&D and /got/ gone mad?

god, the writing
the dialogue
there was once an actual SCRIPT

The Hound doesn't get along with anyone. Too gloomy to synergise with Bronn. It would be an awful time 1/10

the only Great House words i like are Family, Duty, Honour

>not Bobby B riding a direboar

MORE WINE!

Have sex incel

If Tywin/Jamie had more influence over Joff than Cersi, what would him and the story have been like?

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Meera raping Bran in their goodbye scene.
He was practically BEGGING for it.

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Later boy, I'm busy.

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that's like every single episode

littlefinger
he just wanted to get laid reeeeee

They breached the curtain walls that were around the part on the main mass of land there on the left. All that was knocked down during the siege.

Did Visenya have the better curves?

>not Bobby B with a boar's head
WHAT A STOOPID NAME!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Cersei ditch her black goth costumes and start wearing red all of a sudden?

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More Tyene

>Worst were the Arryn ones.
What's wrong with "High as Honor"?

It was literally canon in GRRM's older version of the story. Plus it's precious

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What type of tie is that?

Meryn fucking Trant?!?!?!?!?!?

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He might have turned out okay
The kid was a spoiled brat but his heart was, at times, in the right place. You saw glimpses of it
He was proud of Bobby B and seemed genuinely grieved at his death for example
Should have been made to foster at Winterfell.

Stannis all except enemy

House Martell has the best

She was done mourning

Shansha do you know Bane?

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Euron killed him didn't he?

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>that doublechin slag as a reaction image
cringe

You're trash

Joffrey wouldn't be too much different, less sociopathic, that's about it. He'd still have some honor about him and probably would have denied Sansa outright because it wasn't love.

If Tywin had control he'd have been straight faced and proper and would have swift justice and sense about him.

It's fucking cringy
Really, all of the Vale is fucking cringe stuffy "muh honor".
Ned picked up a bit of it but still had the North's roughness in him. But the Vale was full on autistic with their honor.

Skinny tie

>pancake tits wife

And who was she mourning exactly? She didn't give a shit about Tommen dying.

I always imagined right after this scene if they fucked.

When she jumped on him, would've been litty.

Why doesh he wear the maschk Shansha?

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The Long Night 2: Electric Boogaloo
>Only a fool takes on the Dothraki in an open field huh?
>Shut it Ned, someone bring me my hammer!

that genuinely looks like an Oblivion screenshot

Her sons

You breach the walls and run through, how the fuck do you think?
The main castle is the only one that matters, even if you cut the bridges the others aren't self sufficient. If they refused to yield you could just dismantle the castle and throw it down towards the other one, take them down like dominoes

Ned and Ashara flashback.

This was cute and all but Jon and Sansa's reunion was far more sexual. Not even a Jonsafag

Yes. And?

The Vale is the comfiest kingdom in Westeros.
It's like Switzerland

It's like an unintentional redpill by removing their diversity and turning them into a disgusting mish mash.
HAHAHAHA
Good one

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Tywin raising the Joff would be something I’d have watched

Rhaegar Targaryen, Arthur Dayne, Gerold Hightower, Barristan Selmy, Lewyn Martell, Oswell Whent, Willem Darry, Jaime Lannister

especially in preview

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Perhaps he's wondering why you would stab a man before feeding him to a direwolf.

Keeps Rickon alive in Skagos, fights unicorns, and doesn't afraid of anything.

It's true normies have ruined them, but there are a ton of cool ones.
Latch onto one no one has heard of if you want to be a special snowflake
awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/House_words

Reminder that NK got a Renly death except without a previous episode highlighting Carice Van Houten's gorgeous tits (incidentally, she looks even better as an actual naked pregnant woman than she did in the show, kudos).

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>the one time a house word should have been said was last episode with Jorah and Lyanna saying Here I stand (or at least Jorah)
>didn't even get it

sad

At least you can talk. Who are you?

You don't. You bombard it with ship based siege weaponry and bring it all crashing down.
Those sea niggers can go drown with their God.

You’re gonna be happy sir

Unicorns?

Is that confirmed or are you just shitposting?

Unicorns are a thing in Skagos.

Now her face is collapsing and stomach bloating and exploding whilst her mother watches in madness.

Based Cersei.

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*AHEM*

FUCK STANNIS THAT HAIRLET PIECE OF SHIT

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Thoughts on Joffrey?

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They'll be more in Winds of Winter, but they're basically just big furry mountain goats with unicorn horns.

>tfw Theon goes charging at the NK like a fucking idiot

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Cool

fuck the tarGAYryen lads

Confirmed
Some more casting for you

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Well he was a literal psychopath.
That doesn't mean he was destined to be evil. Psychos can learn how to be a normal and decent person if they have a good upbringing.

user...I...

You don’t want Tywin as a counselor. He’d be constantly taking your power out from under you like the chad he was

Why hasnt he talked about the greatest battle in the series?

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>tfw Bran didn't give Theon the fucking dagger

This is for him kicking that desert's head in Ep. 1 isn't it Bran? This is for Winterfell isn't it Bran? Bran's a bitch.

I bet you're fun at parties.

It's like I'm reading reddit.

Fashionable boi, great actor.
I miss him

I would fap to that

I waited so many years for their reunion and it was just... empty.
"How did you survive the stabbing"
"I didn't."
>No further questions

like what the fuck, who talks like this, nobody

oh I get it

no one acts like this

therefore arya is in character

brilliant

The height of /fa/ but pretty insufferable other than that. Tywin should have had more influence, even in the books.

nice argument

idk about him being a literal psychopath

dead on arrival

Who cares if they make changes, the witcher saga is shit anyway only the short stories are good

How is it that anyone could have watched this wholesome moment and thought to themselves "yup that was sexual." Do they have brain damage?

When STANNIS does it it's BASED!

Your mother, now get back to sucking my feet crust up you filthy incel.

gross

>Dany offers you a chance to be part of her army and ride one of the Dragons
>She promises you a seat on her Council
>Varys/Dorne have just arrived to take you to Westeros

Do you join her, despite knowing what her character is like up to this point? I sure as shit would.

Based
Can't wait to see that foreign whore be impaled by a scorpion.

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i dislike people so yes

Fucking seriously
That Yennifer is the worst offender
Literally one of the most gorgeous women in vidya and they ruin her.

It's kind of hot honestly.

Have sex.

please jew, if you want your marxist fantasy bullshit, make your own story and don't destroy another one

>foreign

She was born in Westeros.

>People are furious with Daenerys after she wins in King's Landing, Tyrion throws his Hand of the King pin down in protest, and is arrested. Missandei is beheaded by the Mountain. Jon 'finally sees Arya' after Jaime and Cersei die. Jon stabs Dany after she touches the Iron Throne, then missing scenes, then her laying dead upon the floor. Drogon breaks into the throne room, sees Dany dead upon the floor, freaks the hell out, melts the Iron Throne, DOES NOT kill Jon, then takes Dany's body away.

KINO

not that guy but go return to ledit will ya?

Y-you dislike m-me?

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Still better than a swamp-thing.

I join and try to put the moves.
Whatever else, she's a valyrian. They're supposed to be drop dead gorgeous.

Why would it kill Jon? He's a Fire Wight. Also, based Drogon taking Dany to be with the Father of Dragons.

Also since that makes Dany Queen at that very moment technically through conquest, Drogon is now the successor.

WHY IS FUCKING COUCHTUNER NOT ADDING NEW LINKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Because he's probably seething

So whats the moral of the story what have we learned?

You know Jorah has already done that, right?

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*guess I got what I deserve...*

Dreams die in the end. The more you fight for them the less they are likely to happen, be content and the dreams come to you. Never should have left Jenny Oldstone, never should have left the Red Door and Lemon Tree Dany.

Hey guys I think I just figured out the Night King.

It turns out, after all these 8 seasons, because he was human, he still possessed all the imperfections humans have.

Despite all the stuff he's done, he's still a man who suffers from vanity and vengeance.

Thats why he still smirks at Danerys after she fails to burn him, and why he insisted on coming to the Godswood to personally kill Bran, just like he did with Bloodraven.

He literally dies, because of his human flaws, just like every character in the Game of Thrones.

After all this, he was just another player.

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>Some whore who screws around just as much as Cersei, and will cuck you eventually
>vs a loyal waifu who would do anything to protect you, nearly dying in the process several times

Not even close.

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How do you know what people say on reddit?

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screencap your own post so you can see how stupid this sounds like in a few years

Yes, with Viserys, but the one moment where it is actually thematically great to actually insert the words other than being just a generic catchphrase and they don't even bother.

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I don't need loyality. I need the blood-line extension.

anons arent people ;)

Pretty good. Bobby B wasn't a great commander, though.

Fuck the Targaryens

This is likely the bittersweet part GRRM is thinking of. Literally if everyone had been content with their lives, none of this would have happened . Everything would be as status quo as usual prior to Arryn's death. Dreams die, and that's as bittersweet as it gets.

because i like to read things i dislike and should really waste less time

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love the norff
simple as

omg someone needs to make a video

If she's screwing around with various men, then you aren't going to get your blood-line extension, user.

They're the elves of GoT. Only faggots like them

and?
That means very little. She was raised abroad aswell. She came back an insane conqueror with a horde of foreign barbarians who only lust for the throne and gives no shits for the kingdoms despite having no links to Westeros as proven by her actions and conversations. Her claim is now null and void thanks to the appearance of Aegon aswell.

She will die and I'm going to cheer while the cunts around me wallow in tears.
I hope for a Cersei-Euron victory, it's the only way this show can ever be redeemed after the abomination that was episode 3.

nth for Stannis

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IF...

bravo dabid

He cut the kittens out of a pregnant cat and showed them to Robert thinking he would be impressed

>bran is the rice loli
Wooooow

new:

Well it's not a question of IF when it comes to Margaery.
It's a question of "how many?"

That would be overdoing it

What if Stannis is the night king?

Shaggydog is a violent mother fucker of a wolf, out of all the Diredogs he's the most bloodthirsty and is growing the biggest. All the Stark's are a reflection of their wolves and Rickon is turning into a violent little fuck too.

Also the reflection thing is why Lady dies, Sansa's more a tully than a Stark.

and the lack of positive feedback turned him sociopathic, duh

Strong Belwas
Patchface
Oberyn Martell (non-fag version)
Victarion Greyjoy
A white walker

>Did the iron cunt enjoy the show?

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You know Aegon is a fake right? Or are you talking about Jon? Because good luck proving Jon's heritage, even Dany calls him out on that.

A New Edition:

>mfw the leaks confirmed Stannis' return

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>defeated 3 armies in one day
>Smashed the entire army of Rhaegar targaryen and beat him in single combat to boot.
>Nearly tore Pyke into the sea itself

The fact he can ride a dragon is proof enough. That's a Targ trait.

>having a Targaryen as your maester as the ultimate insult
Fucking hell, is that you Tywin?

It's all legend. No one alive had seen a dragon until now. I don't know that Jon being able to ride one will be enough.