What would you do/say to warwick davis if you'd encounter him?

>Oh shit its Tyrion, hey can I get a picture
>A Lannister always pays his debts haha am I right

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The table football is running away

The same reason Guys with small dicks want girls with small hands or don't use their hands in dick pics at all

STOP BULLYING WARWICK

Were you the one inside that robot in star wars?

I would kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

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>why'd you wish such a curse upon your children?

Based

Sup little man!

Damn, his wife is huge

midge

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

If dwarfs keep breeding with each other do you think we could eventually create dwarfs with dwarfish dwarfism? Then, in time, create microscopic dwarfs?

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No, you just get a sub-race of cave-dwelling drunken humans that way

Machiavellian

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the sticky sauce is where it's at

We may never know.

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nah, dwarfism x dwarfism = instakill for the foetus

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Call him an asshole for knowingly bringing kids into the world who would have disabilities like himself.

the next gen Tesla runs on nano dwarfs

She's like 3 feet tall

Why didn't the Avengers just use micro-dwarfs to break into the quantum realm?

I'm convinced this man is evil. What kind of person would want to introduce children to the world with such disabilities?

I also think this but hen I see the kids and they seem happy.

How?

Don't have sex

They'd be all forehead and ass. Their fingers would be inverted. I'd like to see it attempted.

Annihilate him and his family

What's the average lifespan of these freaks? I didn't know they even lived to 50

Based

Jesus christ why did he have children. That seems like a heartless decision.

I hate that I 100% agree with you. I use to be so innocent.

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He had two before those two as well but they died

What I would give to kidnap Peter Dinklage and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

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This is some good pasta

>dwarfism x dwarfism
Great anime

I have immense respect for someone with such a handicap being a genetic success.

every creature on earth has the right to selfishly seek the proliferation of their genes.

Get outta here you stupid peck before I eat yer!

They would be misshapen monstrosities, literal "Kill it with fire" tier

You're right I hope a hawk flies down and takes him away to eat him

Frown really hard and keep walking. Honest answer, just did the thought experiment.

hahahahahahaha

10/10

Jesus christ.

Natalists are evil.

fucking kek

Crème de la crème, magnificent.

>I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death.
The sport of kings, to watch i mean, midgets cant be kings, obviously.

"Mind if I borrow this" as I pick up his daughter and have her swinging on my dick as I go about my business.

>he looks like he is in constant pain in every picture

He probably is. Human skeletons don't really work that well outside the sizes they were intended for.

lol

Holy fuck that's a quality shitpost

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Catch him by the scruff of the neck and his belt and just throw him as hard as I could against the wall.

repilled

He would've been a better Tyrion imo

HE'S STILL GOING
youtube.com/watch?v=OW6VenOC2Fw#t=63
HE'S STILL FUCKING GOING

Devilish kek

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based

Kids aren't usually aware of just how fucked they are until they get older. That poor boy of his will likely go out like Vern Troyer.

This, fellow boomer.

Why do midgets have kids? That's just cruel.

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Why user

>Vern Troyer
Wait, it is possible to kill yourself just drinking alcohol?

Yes, it's especially easy when you're that small.

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I dont get it , if you are going to bring a child into the world give them a leg up. Dont doom them to the same shit genetics you have

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