/got/

It's gonna be a flashback sequence isn't it?

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HE'S BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

How come they never got a proper storyline?

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>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The White Man's burden Khaleesi....

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>getting dinner at Shake Shack
>they have GOT promo items
uwot

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High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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>jon snow
>lives in the snow

woah

I will forgive Dnd for all the dumb shit if that was real

do you think she...?

based

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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ONE MASSA
ONE HOOD
ONE NIGGA

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what was the point of her in the end kek
>get Azor Ahai wrong
>twice
>light the Dothraki's arakhs on fire, they immediately die
>stare at Grey Worm intently, for some reason
>light the barricade on fire, Night King immediately gets through this ""defence""
>welp my job is done time to die :)

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Like I said, NO BODY NO DEATH

i miss these guys

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Okay. I’ll buy the first one and see how it goes I guess. Worst case I’ll get around to reading it in the fall during my next work term. I also have some other shorter books on my read list

that milkshake thing looks peng

/got/

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I looked for you on the noh

Jon is disappointed because the true heir STANNIS comes back to take his throne for good.

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What makes you think he’s back? Am I missing something here?

I want to run away with Rhaella

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based

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keep seething dork lmao

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>S-Stannis-senpai, m-my knees are bending on their own !

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stannis is never going to be azor in the books either, every user that thinks this is a big dumb idiot

THIS is the face of the prince who was promised, deal with it incels

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>ywn save her from her psycho brother-husband

His name is Eddard. Why does everyone call him Ned? What's the relation of this nickname?

>Fireworks in the capital as Dany is made Queen
>Goes around showing characters celebrating
>Tyrion is drinking, but having a healthy drink not destroying himself
>Sansa and Jon are in the King's Landing Godswood with Bran
>Gendry is back in the old Smith's shop, turning swords into plowshares
>Ayra is catching a ship, she's going to Essos to find new adventures
>There's a man working on the ship, she think he's familiar.
>"Don't I know you?"
>He turns around
>It's Stannis.
>"No. I'm no-one"
>Ayra raises cocks her eyebrow at the camera and cut
>And who
>Are you

woe to my sister had we been there

>no shake shack in the midwest
just kill me

How about that thing with Theon and his gang of point-blank bowmen? I feel like they had to keep cutting away from actually showing the combat because they were getting swamped up close and it would be impossible to do the scene.

Either they'd be firing at an insane rate
Or
Ghouls would inexplicably just wait around before attacking, which always looks dumb, but even worse when the enemy's programming is "advance and attack nonstop"
Or
They'd pull out swords and make the bow and arrow thing pointless.
Or
They'd get swamped and die immediately.

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this fucking show, i swear

*looks at camera*
>the darkies from the summer isles, the shitskins of essos, the chinks from yi ti, it's our duty to rule them
>non white races shall not despoil westeros
>goodbye my queen

>implying he can't just hang that back up

Rickon did not die a virgin atleast.

I don't get it. They had Raimi helping them with their writing and they still don't get the point with great power comes great responsibility.

Mouthstache really does not suit Kit desu

Supporting Stannis = Hating Brienne

Why so sexist stannisfags?

t. Ser Bonifer Hasty

>The North
>is the northernmost kingdom

holy...

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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I think the most plausible outcome for Stannis is being named Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

My dubs confirm it.

like every other character we see fighting, there is at least one cutaway on a scene where they were about to get completely overrun

Source on Kit saying it's disappointing?

R'HLLOR HUNGERS

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The real Nights King

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The show died with them

R'HLLOR HUNGERS

STANNIS FEASTS

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because women are not equal to men

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>tfw the lord of light bought you back countless times just to die in a hallway

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My theory of punished Vietcong Stannis may be reality

>the character that this music represents was killed by a small girl doing a 'nothing personnell'

youtube.com/watch?v=z0iXDi5Mjm8

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DANI DANI DANI DANI

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Can I post this again?
youtube.com/watch?v=0rMI9AsJN1I

Indeed. It wasn't so much "oh my god are they going to make it?" as "they should literally all be dead already" fffffffff

>tfw he's finally back

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Remind me again why Yea Forums hates her?

they dont need a nights watch now there is no northern threat the wall can be torn down to provide housing for unsullied refugees

Dubs and Tywin gets revived

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>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall
>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."
>"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas
>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons
>Davos asks "Your grace?"
>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."

>why yes, I am the one true King, how can you tell?

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>They cancelled Rome for this

Shame.

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>Arya has a son
>Calls him Tony
>Tony Stark
Name a more kino cross over?

STANNIS is back motherfuckers

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>implying you wouldn't

Your thoughts on this scene?

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Stare into the fire, /got/. What do you see?

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20 GOOD MEN

I absolutely would

Why are you fags stannisposting?
What the fuck happened?

she's a woman

Free folk need to be subjugated still

And who knows maybe there are more grumpkins out there!

>Jupiter fucks ass with Brutus's cock

Actor confirmed for 2 second cameo next episode, Yea Forums decided Stannis returns

Beric Dondarrion was John the Baptist and Jaime is Jesus Christ

I see sneed....

Dumb and Dumber smug looking faces.

>Why are you fags stannisposting?

You must be new here.

youtube.com/watch?v=751ae5QcCbQ

KINO

Stannis Baratheon, alive and on the Iron Throne

>tfw no Vi/ss/enya gf

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STANNIS OF HOUSE BARATHEON, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN, LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM

>THE KING WHO CARES
not about his daughter apparently

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>Robert, Jon thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Owen, but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was

STANNIS

STANNIS

STANISS

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youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ

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besidess lady orlennas death this might be the last great scene

>she let Arryn ride the dragon
what did she mean by this?

My favorite scene in the show. Second place is the other wildfire scene during Blackwater. They've got tons of this shit but nobody fucking uses it. Don't give me that "it's highly volatile" shit. Invent better packaging then, assholes.

The Simpsons and Family Guy

Fuck, 3 episodes in, and there is barely any plot. Nothing fucking happened. Its as straightforward, generic, boring, predictable, unimaginative as possible. Fuck these piece of shit hacks. The mythology and fantasy in this show has so much potential and they wrapped this in the most aniclimatic and shitty way. Now focus on retarded battle with Cersei then big twist no Cersei but Daenerys is the BIG BAD GUY who Jon kills, what a fucking retards.

HBO posted a tweet saying "we never showed Stannis' body or something". Also there is a (probably fake) screenshot of Dillane in the opening credits of next episode.

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STANNIS DA MANNIS

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>tfw he's actually "the King, who cares ?"

>Night King about to kill Bran, smirks
>"Look at me!"
>Night King turns around
>Davos standing there holding his cut off fingers hand out in front of him
>"It's time...for an honest accounting"
>Fire bolts shoot out of his finger stumps, killing Night King and every single white walker and wight
>Everyone's standing around in shock
>Davos turns to Melisandre
>slaps her with fire hand and she explodes
>"That's for Shireen"
>Slaps Brienne and she explodes
>"And that one's for Stannis, the one true king of Westeros"
>Punches Jaime and Tyrion and they explode
>Punches both dragons right in their snouts and they explode
>Last three episodes are just Davos killing every single person in the whole world
>Sitting on the Iron Throne
>"None of those faggots...were Seaworth-y"
>Takes a big bite out of an onion and winks
>roll credits

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i liked the bit when some peasant got BTFO by the bell
>BOOOONG

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>three episodes left
>three
>people still think stannis will come back

LOL

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>Gilly poured out the chamber pot from the inn, her baby giving a momentary protest at the cold upon it's face
>"Sod off wiv your crying you bloddy git," she hissed "or by the seven I sware I'll strangle ye by me bloddy fookin self." She froze as hoofsteps in the distance became louder.
>A man rode into view, his eyes ablaze with evil insanity and his dark hair in tangles. Beside him rode an immaculate woman in red and a crazen hunch of man, his nails and teeth filed into sharp points. Behind him followed a throng of dark-skined rough-looking me, probably sellswords.
>Gilly waited until they were within shouting distance before yelling
>"OI ya bloke, it's fiddy quid for me ta bend oivah and anudder twendy fide fur me bum ya pervy wankeh. Me hole in me face is fiddyteen quid end id costs twendy da get too uv you gits to give it ta me ad once ya bloddy fucks."
>"Do you know not who we are, young harlot?" shouted the man in the lead, "We pay no price, though our enemies seem to pay a price often enough. THE IRON PRICE!"
>Gilly dropped the chamberpot on the snow in surprise as she made the sign of the seven and hugged her crying bundle tighter.
>"The bloddy Seven save us! It's da Dark Loid of Loit, Stannis Baraveon!"
>The evil man grinned at the mention of his name. "Take whatever food and drink and you can find!" he shouted to his men, "Do with those you find as you will! Save the children for the Glory of R'Holler!"
>"R"Holler Hungers!" cried the horde behind him.
>"My Lord," hissed the hunched man beside Stannis, "I want the girl with the crying babe." He licked his lips. "I wish to see her... layers."
>"So be it, Lord Onion. See that you save the babe for the flame."
>"I always do," said the Onion Lord, his pointed teeth spreading into a wide grin.

21

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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE CHARACTERS DABID?
We blow them all up and stuff?
GENIUS DABID!

Yeah, autism.

A really nice scene. But there should have been more consequences for Cersei for pulling that stunt other than Tommen dying.

I want to believe, but this is fake. It has to be.

It's over, boys.

I see twow and ados

>we could've got a great ending with Arya going after her enemies, Jon fighting Nite King, Stannis fighting the his brothers killer

The whole episode was very well made
I'm just mad that they disposed of another 2 interesting storylines just like that

Was Stannis an incel?

Really great as a scene, really retarded in the context of the larger story.

Stannis shagged

Shireen and ashadowbabby

The cult of personality

do you know redditor?

He had a wife you fucking moron

No, he did his duty with his wife

YES, R'HLLOR HUNGERS!

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he was kidding lmao

they disposed of the storylines with dignity and while showcasing good acting skills, which is miles ahead of whatever we get now.

he was based
>hate women so much you burn your own daughter

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Explain your choices

>wronged

Renly was an usurper with no legit claim. A traitor to the crown.

>Looks like you need more than 20 good men to stop the mannis

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Why did they ruin GOT bros?

SAY IT WITH ME

>STANNIS OF HOUSE BARATHEON, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN, LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM

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>>no shake shack in the midwest
>just kill me
The west gets Shake Shack. The south gets The Love Shack. The northeast gets Caddyshack. I bet the midwest don't even have a Radioshack anymore. WTF do you sad fucks even get?

>claim
only claim that matters is conquest

Retarded reddit tourist

Kek, that Netanyahu

LONG MAY HE REIGN

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Just want to take a quick poll, is Thoros of Myr /our guy/?

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>/got/ is okay with the show being even worse than season 5 so long as Dany dies
SAD

stannis is gay sweetrobin for king

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>8x3 was so terrible that even the normies are waking up
>Hundreds of videos shitting on this abomination
>Positive like/dislike ratio
Finally

Do you guys think that the books would be finished if GRRM went ahead with that timeskip he planned from the start?

Visenya always seemed the better choice to me. Her sister was an upjumoes trollop.

*ahem*
If it pleases my Lords, I would like to sing a song:

"The user's posts, they boded ill,
for good ol' Jannie's health.
And he was every bit as fat,
as G.R.R. himself.
But our brave Jannie cried, 'Do your worst,
I'll delete your ugly thread,'
You're nowhere near as nasty as
the pissjugs near my bed."
But Jannie lost his cool,
cried and dropped to his knees,
And all the user had to say was,
">they do it for free"

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OURS IS THE FURY

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ARRRGGHHHHHHH

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Check his wiki page. It says 2019 and he’s in season 8

I literally forgot that Rickon was even a character until the last episode.

WE NEED STANNIS

Bran already confessed that Theon was a "good men."

If Ramsay still has his shirt on, are the 20 good men still invincible, or are their powers drawn from Ramsay's exposed chest?

'M COMIN' M'LORD

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Man I totally forgot about this bloke. What a great introduction to Melly. Remember when the show was okay?

Rhaenys cucked Aegon

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youtube.com/watch?v=_k5TZ0kHpgw remember when we had smart, good dialogue?

No, grrm is just lazy

youtube.com/watch?v=5rEWHmK2X0A

Absolutely Shakespearean.

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Funny thing is, this just proves controversy works. D&D are getting lots of people to be vocal and engage with the show and brand, and they'll all tune in anyway. There's literally no downside for them

Would the show be better or worse if he stayed dead?

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STANNIS

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Your text or your images, if you had to choose which one would you prefer?

>omg i wasn't expecting piano music
>omg look at how hyper-competent those little tater tot children are at murder

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WHITE MAN BAD

BAD WRITING BLACK MAN GOOD

How different would things be if Tywin was still alive

>TELL ME HOW STANNIS DIED

I WILL TELL YOU HOW HE LIVED

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better, duh

>this webm

/got/, I dreamed I was old...

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How different would things be if Ned Stark was still alive

They don't draw power from Ramsey, but shirtless Ramsey is on the level of a good men by himself. That party had either 20 or 21ish good men depending on Ramsey's choice of attire that day.

Did Theon redeem himself? Is dying enough for what he did by taking over Winterfell and killing Ser Rodrik?

Reminder that for just 20 silvers, based Karl Tanner would've killed the Night King within one fucking day. No faceless shit needed

Y-your grace?

He's much like Flanders in his consistency

They'd of still made the same retard formation decisions and ruined his character, thank god he is dead

only if jaime took his place, otherwise way worse.

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Reek died giving Arya time to reach the scene

His death allowed her to win

show me the body

bran new night king
im pretty fucking sure this will be the end of next episode

are there any leaks or legit spoilers

Is it possible to learn this power?

STANNIS

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the epic music they've put in the last 3 seasons doesn't fit at all

>Aegon married the good girl AND the bad poosy
galaxybrain

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GODS, THOSE WERE THE DAYS

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jon kills danny

THEN

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Text it is then, Ser Ilyan

what am i looking at here?

NOW

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The new intro sucks balls

Dany's real father. He's probably going to defect and give her Harrenhal in the books as well.

bullshit
the nks hesitation and the dumb decision of his bodyguards allowed her to win, reek just decided to leroy jenkins it because he knew he was dead for good

No, he never once made it up to the North for helping his dad invade, getting those soldiers sent to Torrhen's Square killed, taking the castle, killing the orphans, getting Luwin killed or anything. He got off scott free. Inb4 muh Ramsay tortured him. Ramsay didn't do jackshit on behalf of the North and North had no part or even knowledge of it

How to fix 8x3
>Arya kills NK
>Wights and White Walkers don't die
>Strongest White Walker becomes thw new NK
It's that fucking simple. Imagine how shocking it would be if Arya stabs the NK just to get fucking gangbanged by a bunch of wights and White Walkers. There are so many ways to save this episode and so few to fuck it up like Dumb&Dumber did.

The best part about marrying your sisters is you don't have to waste time getting to know them and there's only one house to visit at Christmas.

How did Arya stab Night King through his armor? This must be one of the most ridiculous TV writings in history.

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MOOOOOOOOORE WINE

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WESTEROS CRIES OUT FOR STANNIS

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Chicago has one if you're willing to get shot for overpriced In N Out.

Stannis was a cunt from start to finish
. I will hear no more about it.

>the screams
>Selyse's wail
>Stannis' absolutely harrowed look

hate D&D all you want for this, but this was an incredibly well written/ well directed scene. Still probably one of the most gut-wrenching things I've seen on the show, still fucks me up when I see this.

The clapping from the next scene after it happens is disturbingly dark as well, and definitely an intentional choice

Do women really get off on being part of an incest harem with onii-sama?

kys faggot

>is Thoros of Myr /our guy/?
On the one hand Thermos along with The Hound canonically demonstrated that Arya is a shit swordsman. On the other hand, he's played by a mincing Jew who whispers all his words like he's Roose Bolton instead of a drunk priest.

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All that just to job in one episode

Does Yea Forums? She's unironically one of the most beautiful women I've seen in my life.

I believe this was the original intention, considering how much White Walkers has already died before Winterfell. Then producer team ran out of time and this embarrassment is what we got. D&D should do the walk of shame across streets of Hollywood.

kek

I mean during the dance after Brandon played wingman.
Or you think Ashara made the moves?

The Iron Throne is his.

women are naturally subservent to alpha Chads

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LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"

>and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu

BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE

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why? so they can kill him off again in the final 2 episodes? Why build up one night king for a decade just to kill him off in one epsiode, then make ANOTHER one to deal with him in 2 more episodes. Makes no sense.

>'Valar morghulis'
>means All men must die

She was telling Grey Worm that all his men must die for the plan to succeed. A subtle hint from the writers for those intelligent enough to see the deeper meaning

Stannis burning her is still the most retarded scene in the show. Fuck it.

Remeber when GOT was about characters and not mystic shit

This, have the fucker get a second life in a new body, maybe even Bran's. But nope, he's just out to kill everything and is dead himself now. Would've been even better if Arya tried that move, it didn't work cause armor, Night King snaps her neck, kills Bran then leaves with his army not even caring about finishing off the other characters

No

Someone correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t grrm foreshadow something like this in one of Cersei’s chapters?

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>In 2015, Martin said that he was not writing A Dream of Spring together with The Winds of Winter, and in early 2016, he said he did not believe A Dream of Spring would be published before the last season of the HBO show. In April 2018, Martin commented he had not started working on the book, and in November he said that after The Winds of Winter he would decide what to do next: A Dream of Spring or the second volume of Fire & Blood or one or two stories for the Tales of Dunk and Egg.
Daily reminder the show is the only ending you will ever get.

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>tfw show ends with Stannis the Mannis marrying Daenerys since his wife killed herself

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not gonna lie, i could die for some chicken

if you look in the 4plebs Yea Forums archive and search for my common phrases you will see that I've been POSTING ABOUT THIS SINCE 2017

my predictions are coming to fruition. Why else would they have someone like Arya "subvert expectations" by killing off the threat of the White Walkers with THREE MORE EPISODES to go????

Euron will be the FINAL VICTOR in the end. I'm going to have to amend some of my previous posts about him being "fire" to the "ice" that the white walkers represent. Dany and her dragons are the "fire" while Euron (and krakens?) are the WATER that extinguishes it!!

Euron will pull a coup on Cersei. I'm guessing he might enlist the aid of Qyburn who is, uh, misogynistic against Cersei because he is presumably an old straight white male. We are going to have another forced sympathy scene for Cersei. Maybe Euron has a dragonbinder horn but needs Qyburn to help decrypt how to use it? Maybe Qyburn figures out that you need noble blood from TWO separate close family members, and because Yara escaped, Euron decides to give the casual audience another SHOCKING BREAK THE INTERNET MOMENT by revealing to Cersei that he'll use the horn to get Dany's dragons, and when she chides him for letting his niece escape, Euron and Qyburn will then restrain Cersei, perform a C-section or abortion as Cersei begs Euron not to kill "his son" while Euron jokingly reveals that he knows "it's not my son, it's your nephew" and the final moment of the episode is seeing the life come out of Cersei's eyes while Euron uses the blood from her and her nephew to activate Dragonbinder, which then cuts to both Drogon's and Rhaegal's eyes changing, making them desert Kelly C and Jon to join Euron

something like that will happen. fucking BANK ON IT

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my sides

Jesus Christ even normies are beyond mad.

please

>ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR

If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking


WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING

They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.

If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.

THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS

There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5

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Any writefags want to trake a stab at this? Perhaps add in Tyrion and Varys' exits?

Tyrion uses Sansa's blade on himself
Varys tells the children he is a maester with a magic potion that will keep them safe from the monsters. Feeds them poison and take it himself.
Better description what happened when bran warged Ghost. I couldn't make things out.

Retard zoomer

Does R'hllor actually REQUIRE blood sacrifices and live burnings to work? Or was that something that the faith just made up?

Only the context is retarded. The actual execution is great. Had this happened in like season 7 or season 8 or something, after Stannis had defeated the Boltons, but was preparing to fight the White Walkers, it would have felt grimly appropriate

NO, YOUR GRACE! I'LL NEVER MOCK THE JANNIES AGAIN, I SWEAR!

What are some shows like GoT that aren't trash? Littlefingers death made me think a bit, Night Kings death woke me up.

Just what was Margery going to do anyway? Wanted to see her plot more.

Stan-dog

They don't even care that Jaime's character is assassinated even further by going back to Cersei.

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seems like sometimes he answers to simple prayers, sometimes he demands a sacrifice
prayers might work, sacrifice will always work

it's because the night king is made to be an allegory for climate change. it's a show about politics where everyone has someone they think is more important than the big force of nature!!!
it's fucking gay
but i bet this is how it will go. night king marked him, this threat still exists, guys!!
he also touched arya but i doubt it's going to go that way
the ultimate bad guy will be the children of the forest, aka industrialists according to this writing
i hope i'm wrong
but if i had to bet, i'd bet i am right

But they are not men, they're eunuchs. She was talking about the Dothraki.

He is the product of talented, successful and being surrounded by yes men. “Take your time George, the book will be done when they are done.”

Play along with the faith and try to manipulate them and Tommen from within it seemed pretty straight forward

>ywn fight in the Battle of the Trident alongside Robert Baratheon
Why even live

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this would be kino. it would probably make me read the books just for euron

Why are they emphasizing the God's Eye now of all times? Makes me wonder if the Three-Eyed Raven still has something to do.

Jon: Aragorn
Sam: Sam
Bran: Frodo
Bloodraven: Gandalf
Euron: Sauron
Stannis: Theoden
Theon: Boromir

And who, are you...

Ever think maybe they didn't show Stannis actually die was because they wanted it to be a "moment" like Ned's execution? Unlike most "bllrrrkkk aaasscchhhh" with blood squirts from everyone else?

I think he responds to both but mellys overreliance on burning alive seemed to be her own fundamentalist interpretation

you're still male even if you chop your cock off

if you only started thinking at the time of lfs death, you are part of the problem
everything past season 4 was declining hard

and you and you

BASED

>tfw no Rhaenys gf
For every night Aegon spent with Visenya, he spent ten with Rhaenys

Great Value editions, yeah

>Night King turns around
>Davos standing there holding his cut off fingers hand out in front of him
>"It's time...for an honest accounting"

I fucking lost it at the honest accounting

>everything past season 4 was declining hard
no, it wasnt decline, it was cliff drop after 4x10

The scene itself were pretty great, but why didn't anyone care after all? I mean why didn't Cersei suffer ANY consequences?

I'm not too shocked the TV show got lazy and shit after 4. season.

Don't know why would they want it.
They never cared about stannis

>rugged norf folk, cold and grim, drink ale
>fancypants southern poofters drinking wine
>arab desert folk with shitty curved swords, no drinking

wow so imaginative where does he get it

If the onii-sama is an attractive dragonriding conquerer of kingdoms, probably.
Visenya was best girl.
In my headcanon she goes back to the Vale and dragonburns the cunt that had her shota boytoy thrown from the moon door.

Top 5 or so yeah

There is no way this fucker can finish his story in only two books anyway

Sauron: Cersei
Saurumon: Qyburn
Big nigga OC orc who 1v1s aragorn in FOTR: The mountain
NK: The Balrog or Shelob

Looks good but at the same time I’m sure it’s enough to fill my my sugar and fat quota for the year.

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Aegon had shit taste.

>ywn fuck Bessie's sister Jessie with the fat arse

the dornish drink wine
in fact most of the southerners tend to drink dornish wine

So what you just eat all protein user? How's that working out for you.

Wait, so he doesn’t even know the story past WoW? He’s going to be dead in the next 10 years

Let us hear your original civilization.

Season 5 was the real beginning of the show's drop in quality but goddamn if this scene doesn't get me every time. The way her cries for help transition into screaming is more haunting than almost anything else in the whole series.

Probably because Visenya was described as being a total bitch

dubs of truth man
how could they fuck it up so badly
i knew stannis was holding everything together

I'm NOT a lady

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lizardmen and catpeople

He never intended to finish it.
That's why he let D&D fuck around with the story

Biggest brain headcanon is he’s saved in mid air by Visenya and her dragon, then they kiss and fly back to the Vale to have his traitor brother eaten alive by her dragon while she doms her boytoy

>They'd of
>of
Please remember the opinions of niggers are not welcome here.

Xena Warrior Princess unironically

In the books he really is one of the pieces of glue that hold multiple plot lines together

Titus Pullo is appreciated. THIRTEEN!

>Skyrim
So imaginative

>wanting Stannis to be ruined and take Jon's place as her beta husbando

You’re like one of those crazy people huh

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imagine being this much of a zoomer brainlet

She was an ice queen with a side of tomboy.
Looked good in both lace and mail.
Plus she was an onee-san
Aegon had fucking shit taste for preferring his thot imouto.
Also acceptable.
>ywn have midair /ss/ sex with the scary but cool conquerer lady.

new:

Never change Euronposter. Wish he was a better written character though, closer to book Euron.

and tywin had to go too, goddamn

I don't have to be able to make a better show to criticize this one, it is literally the most generic fantasy setting you could possibly think up

BLESS JESSIE AND HER ARSE

What the fuck was this retarded shit referencing?
>inb4 Todd

Well the next book comes out this year, so I guess we’ll see

They didn't show Ned's death because they like Ned and wanted people to second-guess it so it would hit harder when Joff shows his head to Sansa. They don't give a shit about Stannis.

thank you user, I will keep reminding Yea Forums of the incoming conclusion to GoT until it happens

we will have an eternity of twitter casual tears to feast on, I promise

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>coward's "you don't have to be a chef..." reply

>elect first black guy president
>gets nobel peace prize before he actually does anything
>goes on to drone strike countless people
>tries to get us into a war with syria
Wanna know why these people are all rabidly, viscerally acting-out violence against "fascists" now? They went nuts from massive, soul-crushing disappointment that they're unable to process.

based

truth though, you literally dont have to be a chef to say a meal tastes like shit

New Thread:

Working out good, lost some fat and packed on muscle. 6”2 1/2 and 14 stone. Bit of a beer gut but I don’t mind, I’m fookin strong

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fuck me those were the days.

00000's were for Bane. and identical digits were for the mannis. all in balance

Can I get spoilers for the last episodes?

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>no drinking
Dornish red is pretty famous and their most-loved champion is known for being a drunk partyboy. People who live in harsh, snowy regions have to be rugged to survive them and they can't maintain proper wine vineyards due to the climate, people who live in more comfortable climates don't need to work as hard just to keep living so their customs are seen as softer and produce less rugged folk, this is true for every actual continent in existence throughout all of history, a low-fantasy aiming for realism amongst its dragons and prophecies can't just ignore all that.

jesus, I'll give the show credit, they really nailed the outfits this season

>Dornish red is pretty famous
bwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh the Dornish

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I'm not even a /pol/ fag but good god that fucking onion along with all that leftist

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>tfw Basil B larping as jets never

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