Finds a flaw in your film to criticize

>finds a flaw in your film to criticize
>turns out it's not a flaw it's just something he didn't understand because he's retarded

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name 5 instances he does this

A BAT CREDIT CAAAARRRDDD????????

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IT LOOKS LIKE VEGAS
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS

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>character says slighly weird thing
>Doug spends 4 minutes ranting and shouting "REALLY?" like a sperg

Phil Collins’ voice is aNNOYING!
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Oney's impression is really accurate Tbh

$200,000

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His Last Action Hero review should cover all five.

Same goes with his Conan the Barbarian and Porco Rosso reviews

>The Ogre's Butt
Then he hires an ogre's butt with a vagina.
Pottery.

I DON'T GET IT
.... RAAAAGH, BAADAAADAB

sounds like most threads on Yea Forums

Julian might be a faggot who thinks we're all toxic, but I'll miss the consistency and familiarity him and Ding Dong had with Chris

>non-sleepycast members
bleh

Poor Tamara

BLACK GUY WOMAN GET IN HERE I SPOTTED AN IRREGULARITY

Zach/Tomar > Zach > DD/Julian = Zach/Lyle > Oney solo = Corey/Jeff > Mick/Tomar

Yeah I'd agree with that except I would put Lyle at the way bottom and throw in Matt at the way bottom too since both of them ruin any episode they were in. But so far the Sonic Adventure 2 series with Corey and Jeff has been Kino since it's just Sleepycast with sonic as a visual.
Also Mick confirmed they recorded another Sleepycast so I'm hyped

What is this guys appeal? Redpill me.

He's an internet has been that sold out. Let the fag fade away...

he's a lolcow

Zach doing Trump talking about Linkara is the funniest thing I've seen in years. Zach is the only person that is able to do an actual impression of trump

Lyle is only that high because very near all the videos he's in also has Zach.

>still mad after all those years
he was 100% right

LAST ACTION HERO is BORING and NOT FUNNY.

it was ready player one of the 90s.

>that three minute rant in his Pearl Habor video where he yelled at Bay for making a sailor say he couldn’t swim
>when it actually happened in real life

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He liked Garfield spiderman better than the raimi trilogy so anything he says is retarded

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this guy has always been a low-rent AVGN, and his cringey mugging for the camera is even worse

He got in on the video game before anyone else, that's basically it

That whole week of change the channel threads was the best time on Yea Forums in awhile

DD/Zach is the best.

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BASED

I'd put Matt and Corey high up

What video is that?

one of the battle royale videos

Yeah I found it, Totally Accurate Battlegrounds.
There's a video with that combo?

never forget
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We're doing it.

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Every video. Don't @ me. It's sad enough defending Douge

I would say the Pokémon movie but to be fair that's his fanbase's fault for begging him to review it when he outright said that he never cared for Pokémon because he was in college when it came out

>Don't @ me

"...but I'm a perfect angel, /user/! I would never do anything wrong!"

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He was one of the early internet critics and i'm fairly certain it's still the same people watching since 2008

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Plesee post more channel awesome memes. I need them to live like tungsten

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>reads the wikipedia

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Holy shit I never heard about Brad Jones getting cucked by a 14 year old girl or Linkara assaulting people because of weed

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>screams on camera for 45 minutes straight without ever actually making a single point the whole time

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God damn that was peak marzgurl

All this hatred of him and he still makes tons of views with 1 million subscribers.

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that shit was so cringe, he probably felt so self rightous.

*AHEM*

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Will this be the year of Latza? Didn't he get fired from his Disney job after that video of him playing aladin while saying nigger non stop get passed around?

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No way dude, the blue ramona flowers cut along with her added thiccness is just perfection

Here you go.

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God it's such a shame she looks like shit now because holy fuck look at how perfect she looks

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He might be interested.

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so is marzgurl gonna get sued or what?

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>doug didn't know how to animate them while moving so every character is vibrating at a high speed

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This is amazing. I hope NC lasts forever

he looks like someone who would watch nostalgia critic

>
Channel awesome fucking sucked dick. i hated all of their comedy
fuck them
redlettermedia is better

Checked. She turned into a bitter, nasty little cunt.

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this man's face is the peak of onions

Most of the female contributors did turn into that... except Iron Liz. She seems based.

Douge is an egotist.
Stoklasa is a hack fraud.
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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I don't really like Liz, either honestly. They seem so righteous and full of themselves in a way.

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Matrix movies. Like that "Why did they have a Matrix" alone was answered by Reloaded.

Why did he shill for TFA?

because they´re shills and stoklasa unironically thinks jj abrams is filmmaker genius

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doug walker is a faggot sooooo...who cares what he says

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>Porco Rosso

Wait, he reviewed that? Of all the fucking things to do, why?

Whoa!

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cursed

I'll be honest, in high school when our class watched part of Pearl Harbor, I had a similar angry reaction to a sailor not being able to swim.

"Come lay next to me, /user/. You can trust me!"

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>guy criticizes films for a living
>on the set of his terrible films people on the crew said it was obvious he doesn't know basic things about film making
Film critic is a meme job

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See user, big difference here is
>teenager
Vs
>30+ year old man

this guy really bombed around 2013

same as all e-celebs you. he's a friend on demand

"Hey guise! Lamester81 here!"

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Who was on for the Bigfoot game? Oney & Zach alone are gold in it

>Makes fun of a character's voice because he thought it sounded like he had throat cancer
>Was voiced by a highly respected actor that had, in fact, died of throat cancer the previous year

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He’s cringe

>PETER I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED THE POTARA EARRINGS TO FUSE WITH MY FATHER AND NOW YOU'RE MR. PETERSCHMIDT

>hired a pedophile (JewWario) and hid his rapes at conventions for years

DUDE MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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Abrams is a budget Spielberg

I only found out about this recently and they let one of their members make a memorial video after he died knowing what he was and didn't tell them.

>himself has a screeching voice

Niall, one of the sleepycabin boys.

>>hired a pedophile (JewWario) and hid his rapes at conventions for years
Stop spreading false rumors about JewWario, Kitty/Mantis.

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Linkara has such an obvious autist phenotype, goddamn.

it's the tiny face with big fat cheeks

HMMMMMMMMM?

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ok

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WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS

she looks like a squirrel

Gross.

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Douge pls

Similar face? She is literally autistic.

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There's something unnatural to Latza

>Joan of Arc fighting in a ballgown
That would be badass

He is just incredibly unexpressive.

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Doug doesn't even play games, wtf

frkn k_E_k

On top of that, he mispronounces his name too.

This gif is from Iron Liz's audition tape for Channel Awesome.
I'm not joking.

>Samus would never dress in feminine clothing.

Weird it's almost as if Doug doesn't know what he's talking about.
Does he not know about a game called...Metroid?

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Living goddamn cartoon character.

why does NC have a gun in his intros and logo? like it has nothing to do with anything

its all about virtue signalling. douge is a 100% cuck also his wife looks like she fucks blacks

because it looks cool. duh.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

>something unfunny and not worth nothing happens in a movie
>he starts having a mental breakdown for 10 minutes
>then has a long drawn out skit around it

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Armzgurl

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His streams are boring to me but he's very endearing, very nice man. I wish his nigger bff Drexel showed up more, together they make streams entertaining.

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Five kids does that. I assume he'll evolve into Ty some day.

oh wow a douge thread

>female
>Iron Liz

I've got bad news for you. . .

>high tech space allowing for maximum flexibility compared to clunky mech
>compares this to a bell gown
doug is a total dumbass

He's a true American.

Housemate got me to watch this guy. Viewed a couple streams, seemed like an OK guy. Until his "not afraid to offend" demeanor dropped while telling his audience to respect his intern's pronouns.
Eat shit, Nick Rekieta.

Because it's badass.

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His videos are strange, but a guilty pleasure. This amateurish glee and enthusiasm is pleasing.

Some videos have had good jokes and analysis too.

Who the fuck watches his "reviews" for actual criticism? You watch it for the humour

Doug was one of the first "le angry internet ranter XD" spergs out there and he's a failed scriptwriter, his site amassed a huge audience back in like 2008-2010 until it started dying off so now his entire media empire was reduced to a mere youtube channel.

So does anyone know what happned to Spoony's court thing?

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>That pants on head RETARDED dye job

*shoots toy gun at camera*

ITT: Butthurt gamergaters

Protip: a lot of these are fake as fuck

It's still funny and interesting even as a fiction. I totally picture it in my head Ed Wood-style.

vintage

Have you seen his fat wife? How can you miss her?

Peak JesuOtaku as well

(Because she's barefoot)

Marzgurl would make an amazing inappropriate babysitter or older sister

I'm not even sure if Douge ever took a stand on gooblergate. Didn't Perturbed Pedro act sympathetic towards it at first or something though?

Except that he's right