Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion

Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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If I had to change one thing about the movie, it'd be the actor playing Hugo. He's a little too goofy and I don't buy Alita falling for him.

Is this the rumored HDR UHD HFR 4K quality that we can expect of the Blu-ray?

I can easily buy Alita falling for him, she's mentally a teenage girl and teenage girls are pretty uniformly marked by a severe lack of taste and judgement.

Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!

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Excuse you Keean johnson is wonderful and could not have done a better job

Well, I'm glad you weren't part of the creative team. There's nothing wrong with Hugo.

Hugo? More like Hugone!

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I think he did an excellent job in the scene and the church tower scene. Not so good in the bromance breakup scene with Tanji. Otherwise he was OK.

Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's cute crinkly glabella.

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Look what just came in the mail...

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>Hey, something's come up...
>Here, check this out!
>the entire I'M OUT rant
I'm amazed those were the best takes they had.

>bromance breakup scene
I think his "I'm out!" line was the only one of his that made me cringe on repeat viewings

Patrician taste

I believe everyone should be able to defend themselves and a certain percentage of the population who can act as a kind of militia is desirable.
You can do both is all I'm getting at.

Best $377 (CAD) I've ever spent! The detail is crazy, everywhere you look the detail is on point and its consistent throughout.

Just need to frame it now :3, also idk why it looks so blue here

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That's very impressive

I buy her falling for movie Hugo more than I buy her falling for the other versions of him though

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Hey wait, did you buy the original drawing?

What's the name of the artist? and congrats on the purchase

HI FRIENDS

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Is that the original or is it a print?
Either way it looks amazing

Would it be mean to start pointing out all the flaws?

Hi user I like how you've been using the same image every time you get on

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hey

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hi

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I'm an artist and I don't see any flaws it's just rendered in a slightly strange way, the only thing I would do is smooth the skin on her face out

Maybe
Thanks!
>www.instagram.com/cegressdraws/ some good shit right here...
Ye the original, if I look real close you can see the stencil markings he made before filling it out.
He said he had to alter some things due to how he originally laid it out.

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Yes it's a bullpup

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This was the OG. Ignore the weird light, bottom right... was me trying to hold the god dam fucking poster open and take a pic with two hands...

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Avatar-posting wastes image space that we could use for OC
Where do you think you are? No.
Note that this is not just American. Some other countries - like Switzerland or Norway - have strong traditions of citizen militias and actually have a minutemen-like system of military weapons stored in private homes; which you need to add to the private gun ownership numbers. Just to provide some perspective.

That's original eyelet Alita, isn't it?

This may sound like a dumb question, but what is the artist's added value here? Obviously the end result is very impressive and it takes skill to produce that drawing, but what did he do but trace over an existing picture, albeit with high technique?

>avatar-posting wastes image space for OC
ok let's see what you've got then
>eyelet Alita
I don't think so, mainly her irises were smaller

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>artist's added value
It's completely subjective, but I don't do hyperrealism now that computers have so many photo filters, in that case most people are fine with an image that was just processed on the computer

Yeah looks like it, but it doesn't look as bad/bother me as much as in the trailers. Noticeable tho.

Not 100% sure he traces, either way, you are true. But I've always liked how these style portraits come out, and having one of /ourgirl/ makes me feel healed. :3

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This is the kind of art I do if anyone is curious

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Forgot to mention he is only 17, I know hes no Leonardo da Vinci. But I think hes got good talent for his age.

Right thats It, ill stop spamming the bread now.

You'll probably hate this thing, but somebody drew this. Trigger warning for our resident trolls.

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damn, I'm gone for 2 hours and we've moved this far? This is a good Saturday c: Feeling blessed.

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That's some great art especially for 17 though
Berserker Alita would destroy Captain Marvel

see

Very epic. Tell me that his name so I can commission him drawing one where Alita shoves her fist up Captain Marvels cunt and out her mouth.

Alita is obviously holding back. So is Captain Marvel, probably, because in her universe she would win just by existing.

truth, Yugo is such a prick. He has none of the warmth or genuine affection Hugo does. Idgaf if his motivations are 'better' they're not, they're just explained but they're still stupid. I'd rather have his reasons be vague like Hugo who simply wants out of Iron City. Yugo just wants to finish his brother's dream which got him killed..

damn, very nice and tasteful.

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this pic always manages to make me feel sad. /alita/ is caring enough to let them in I'd imagine.

Berserker/Imaginos Alita has much faster reflexes than CM unless she has abilities I'm not aware of. Alita can dodge CM's energy blasts and they might not even have an effect on her considering that she can control plasma.

Zapan a rich white man
Dem poleece give a fuck less even if he did do sumfin

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Yeah she would. Fuck I should of made him Jerome...

idk if we have a 'face' for Jerome but that would be great, user.

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CM is Superman levels of OP without the kryptonite weakness.

The story of Yugo and his brother is probably a call-back to the people trying to cross the Berlin wall, but you're right that Hugo wanting to escape the trash heap and go to the place where the rich people live, doesn't really need any further explanation. Here we need to remember that the movie isn't fan-service for existing fans - which is a trap that many Japanese made anime and manga adaptions fall into. And further elaboration on Hugo's motivation, while it would be nice, isn't necessary. If I had 20 minutes more of screentime, I would rather extend elsewhere.
But Jerome is already at our table - letting out farts a couple times each day - but otherwise accepted here.

I for one welcome anyone who wants to get comfy. Other than minor namefag drama we get along fine with each other and we've converted more people than we've turned away with our obsessiveness.

I like it, fren. Reminds me of a dilapidated building.

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>Superman levels of OP
Ugh you're right, where is the drama or suspense if she can just bodyslam through spaceships

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How are you frens doing? It’s a comfy day for me. I’m eating yogurt

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Captain Marvel singlehandedly moved Endgame from a 9/10 to an 8/10 for me. Though seeing her get blown the fuck out by Thanos was great.

Movie Hugo is good, but if there's something I would have wanted to see more of it's him being torn between his good and bad sides. During the apartment scene where he tells Alita not to just do things for people you can see hints of his internal conflict, where he's haunted by the knowledge of what he's done to people like her, but not much of it comes across the rest of the time.

Imagine a Hugo whose caring comes across strongly during his time with Alita but who projects a really dark and ruthless side while jacking cyborgs. Instead his performance is kind of muddled during his scenes with Vector. Failing to capture that darkness and conflict is where Johnson's portrayal fell a bit short.

Pictured: Hugo dethroned by the movie's true alpha male.

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How can I be comfy knowing that Disney can stop an Alita Blu-Ray from happening if it wants to?

That's some really disturbing shit.

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Thanks fren I deliberately leave them unfinished because it looks really neat and at a certain point I can just stop whenever I want. They're fun to pick up and look at, it has a bit of mass to it too, I could literally drop kick it across the room if I wanted.

Right, this wasn't a condemnation of Hugo's characterization or the difference with Yugo though. My problem lies with the actor himself, I think someone else might have done a better job. Who, I don't know.

>mfw rare Rosa gif in the wild

fuck forgot the image again

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>Hugo wanting to escape the trash heap and go to the place where the rich people live, doesn't really need any further explanation.
thank you, it really doesn't. Look at ANY war-torn or impoverished nation. People want out. And while things don't SEEM to be as dire in IC, people still have very little regulation or law. Money talks, shit walks and the people who have money are the ones willing to be ruthless. Who wouldn't want out of that?
>If I had 20 minutes more of screentime, I would rather extend elsewhere.
agreed, though I'm not sure where. The easy, self-indulgent answer is "more Alita being a goof" but I'm sure there's better areas. Like maybe more explanation about the URM/Earth conflict or maybe something about what's going on with the rest of Earth.
I welcome them too and I'm sure we'll get plenty when the bluray drops. Our namefag drama honestly isn't even that bad. Even when politics come up we've been civil and it usually is over fairly quick.

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>someone else might have done a better job
well there's me obviously but I'm older than he is

>dad stop you're embarrassing me
>not yet i'm not *flosses poorly*

I can't enjoy this too much because I was 100% that kid in high school. Sat by myself every day reading the goddamn newspaper.

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>captain marvel probably has one of the best feats in marvel movies in end game now. when tony and nebula were stranded in space at the beginning of the movie tony states that they are "thousands of light years away from the nearest 7/11" probably sarcasticly mentioning earth. then captain marvel finds them and takes them back to earth in a brief amount of time. even if we were to low ball the time in to taking 2 days and to take tony's word which would be a minimum of 2000 light years, this feat would still clock in at about 365256 times the speed of light which is trillions of times faster then even the highest estimates of pretty much all other characters

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Cameron can just have someone else distribute it but Disney has already shown a lot of confidence in him by making the Pandora parks so there's no way they'd block a bluray release.

>building a lightspeed engine when you already have warp technology

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Its okay user, you have /ALITA/ now. :)

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got roped into ripping out screws for a backyard deck. I was pissed and drilled out two small buckets' worth of screws in about 90mins lol. Bike ride + mild Berzerker workout and back to comfyposting.

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>agreed, though I'm not sure where
Perhaps the cut scenes were she's training for Motorball. Or putting more characterization on the hunter-warriors (more Gangsta). Or a longer "thank you, father" conversation. Or more Vector being Vector.
She could just use the warp portals that the Guardians use. The whole "light speed engine" is a total crapfest. Let's just have Shazam! and Monica Rambeau as the only Captain Marvels we'll recognize.

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you're not alone fren, that was me until maybe high school and now it's back to that every day since I've been a working adult. i've never had a work friend once since I got my first job in 2008.

Same. Every day in the library, and all the Chads and Staceys laughed.

>30 year old boomer

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She doesn't build a light speed engine, she IS the light speed engine. She literally grabs onto the ship with her hands and flies them home.

Serious question, is that an actual actress that plays Alita or is she pure cgi or what. If she is real, are her eyes cgi?

You guys are the best.

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She's also a total bitch, can never be wrong, never gets comeuppance for bad decisions, gets shoehorned into authority and leadership positions, and is allowed to beat villains and heroes alike mercilessly for standing up to her

Well in the MCU she originally got her powers from the lightspeed engine blowing up or whatever but there's no reason to make one in the first place

100% CGI built on top of performance capture. youtu.be/9YBRj3BEkEc

>tfw was friends wid the top chads and Stacy's in school/collage. Now after we all split up from school the total reverse has happened. And now I just hate and try to avoid most unnecessary social interactions.

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>pure CGI or what
Rosa wears a motion capture suit which is tracked by dozens of cameras around the set, and she has a helmet with two HD cameras mounted on it that scan 50 or so dots on her face and they use that data to make Alita on the computer

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It just makes me want to vomit.

Basically the opposite of Alita personality wise

>spraying something like WD-40 into her joints after an intensive workout
And here I was thinking I could never love someone.

Are you shitting me?

yes
Shes fully CGI, but Rosa's (Salazar) performance shines through all WETA's layers of CG.

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ah yeah more backstory on the big name HWs would be sick. Some interaction with Ido/Alita and them would've been neat. Like maybe they went to the Kansas together after the first Grew fight to warn them about Grew killing with impunity. It would maybe make Alita's speech a little less out of the blue but still show her as naive, believing that they'd lift a finger to help her.

>spend all day in /ALITA/ and a general thread
>the latter requires regular bumping to keep it alive
>start accidentally posting alita pictures in there

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Yes, Alita had to know about the Kansas somehow. By the way that Hugo is surprised by her trying to enter, it doesn't look like he's the one who has told her about it.

pretty close to the irl actor desu, makes me wonder why they didn't just make her live action

lol woops

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>reading the news
>watching the news
>following the news in any way

Please tell me how this ever benefited anyone ever.

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>appears for 20 seconds of flashback then dies off screen unceremoniously
What did RR mean by this?

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She's more different in other scenes, making her face CGI creates a kind of hyper-reality that wouldn't have been possible otherwise. I thought it would be a disaster when I heard about it and didn't like the Na'vi in Avatar that much but when I saw it it worked brilliantly.

That shot makes it look REAL close to Rosa, but other shots like this, you can see that she's quit a bit different. And also idk how they would do all of the different cyborg body's she uses.

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She's a brain in a jar, and I think it's a choice they made to make it clear that she's not a regular human. A person in a some gold paint or whatever wouldn't be as convincingly a total replacement cyborg.
I mean, I like Data from ST:TNG, but I'm very much aware that he's just a guy pretending to be an android trying to be human. The actor does a fine job, but we never get past that.

Because based boatman wanted to make anime real. They would have to use CGI in the fight scenes and motorball scenes anyway, making her fully CG avoids that disconnect.

Maybe Ido stopped by Kansas with Alita while out doing errands. He's obviously known to the patrons there, he was able to break up the fight by threatening to stop free repairs.

I think we're all talking about being loners, dummy.

Just another way to make you want a sequel. We'll get more Gelda.

>hey user, pass me that pillow over there
>I need to reinforce the south wall

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>why not live action
because they can

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we don't know 100% that she's dead. The movie might do a Tron type of thing where she comes back as Nova's assassin. idk

When WW1 ended, the media falsely reported that Napoleon had won the war, and England panicked, stocks became valueless and their equivalent of the dollar fell to be worth pennies on the dollar.

Enter the Rothschild's. One of the Rothschild's had heard the truth, that in fact England had won the war, and in the proceeding 18-24 hours Rothschild went in and effectively bought England, setting the stage for most of the big money globalists that have ended up co-opting the word today as we know it.

is there a reason why we are questioning if there will be a bluray release?

>James Cameron directed this just to be prepared to make a Gunnm adaptation

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But user, that's Erika's job.

Who owned the news back then?

James Cameron wanted her to look both different from humans but at the same time realistic. Also he wanted to make anime eyes real. Also Alita's face changes throughout the movie, starting childlike and ending adult. Can't do that with a live actor.

I can't imagine a scenario where they don't do a bluray release

>Disney not wanting free money...

Yeah but if you're a loner why not do something that's actually worth your time

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Better to do it with Gelda, though, since we already see from the first movie she was in a leader and mentor relationship with Alita. It'd be more effective

The same people that own them now.

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who said we didn't? This was mostly about being alone at school fren.

Stop

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>Um...Ido says I need it, but you can use this one if you want

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I've just never heard anyone convince me the news is worth any attention. I was genuinely curious.

>Arms exposed
UNACCEPTABLE
GET YOURSELF A PAIR OF GAUNTLETS, YOUNG LADY. HERE.

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Disney has no choice but to distribute the movie, unless they have good cause not to. Note that business is done by contracts - usually memorialized in writing - and as the successor or owner of 20th Century Fox there is no way Disney can just say "nah" and not distribute the movie even if they didn't want do it anymore. They would have to exercise some form of exit clause, or it would be breach of contract, for which Cameron and co could sue - successfully.
Who knows, maybe that contract even contains an option for distributing any sequels. Or not. We wouldn't know. But the deals for ABA has been made, and it's even possible that the deals for AFA etc. have already been made too. If there was no sequel options in the contract, Boatman can go to whomever for the sequels.

I was big into politics back in high school, thus reading the newspaper to stay clued in. Dropped all that shit cold a while ago and couldn't be happier I did.

A shekel for a good goy. Keep up the good work.

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uh again, it was never about the news idk how you came to that conclusion. Reading a newspaper is just what that one user did to pass the time.

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>tfw the thread discussion isn't going anywhere so you're trying to figure out what to talk about

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News is occasionally worth your while. Mainly when they have actual news to report.

meant for

>Hey goyim, have you see Endgame yet? It's quite a masterpiece. Really worth your money and attention.

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it was going somewhere until pol leaked in

Thing is, Disney has a legal department full of who know all the tricks for sabotaging something while staying within the letter of a contract.

Disney may closely read the contract and find that it permits them to distribute the movie only as a children's toy set, and then package it with a "real metal gasoline-powered Grewishka grind cutter" toy. This toy would quickly be deemed completely unsafe for children and this would force Disney to remove the movie and its accompanying toy sets from circulation and destroy them.

>I don't need all this crap

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>Yes you do! It can get very rough out here, even for Yea Forums. Remember, /pol/ derails are toxic. Once the thread starts talking about nazi stuff, I can't fix it.

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>being this paranoid

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What kind of look do you think Chiren would give you while her bone saw is cutting through one of your limbs? Do you think she ever feels attracted to the guys she vivisects for Nova? What do you think it's like to feel those perfect, delicate fingers caressing your heart as it beats faster and faster looking into those perfect eyes?

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What about your mouth and nose? A chipped tooth is nothing to scoff at.

Unironically a great film if you're a fan of the MCU. Does not work as a standalone film at all.

>tfw /pol/ shows up

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Disney has no reason to sabotage the movie now that they have the distribution rights. Alita doesn't even impinge on any of their existing franchises.

nah dudes, theyre going to come up with some over the top way both her and alita confronted nova in zalem thing then alita gets beat up and falls over the edge of the city or some shit since they done changed so much from the mango. and well see it in a flashback.

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We don't know if Chiren vivisects anyone, as far as the movie tells us she's just a cyber-doctor

>distribute the movie only as a children's toy set, and then package it with a "real metal gasoline-powered Grewishka grind cutter" toy.
Fuck you now I want that.

Nothing Disney can do can surprise me anymore, they are just pure evil

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I don't think that's a real possibility but there are more subtle forms of fuckery that could be done. The big studios are doing everything in their power to take away the influence of big creators in favor of assembly-line directors like the ones in capeshit.

>dude time travel and 1 hour straight of jokes lmao

>tfw /pol/ bs is so boring to read but clearly their brains are smooth and they can't help but whine eternally

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Alita must've taken quite a beating because her cybercore was basically ripped out from her original berzerker shell.

that's different from being a loner, fren, that's being a fucking loser
>actual news
Can you give me an example? I'm really curious. When has the news ever been worth your while?
feels great, doesn't it?

I don't think you realize what the corporate culture in somewhere like Disney is like. The role of the legal department is more that of trying to prevent their management and creatives from violating any laws and contracts, and to deal with arising legal disputes. But all the best corporate lawyering is done through prevention and negotiation, not through court cases.
Is it possible that some of their executives want to harm Alita through dragging their feet in the merger? Maybe. Is it likely that some of their employees and independent contractors actually did try to harm Alita? Yes. If it happened, it might already have been quietly dealt with by Disney's lawyers.
In any case, a legal department that's out there to create problems rather than deal with retarded employees, isn't all that common.

How many things have media companies done lately that make absolutely no business sense? See the last 5 years of Star Wars.

>tfw everything that's going on today at The Walt Disney Company is exactly what Walt Disney fought his whole life against.

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You make a fair point. However, in Alita's case they don't own the IP - only the distribution deal - and they have obligations to Cameron, Rodrigu ez, the financers, and all the people who get residuals. All those people would have standing to sue Disney if they did a lackluster job promoting Alita.

>>actual news
>Can you give me an example? I'm really curious. When has the news ever been worth your while?
I like Drudge Report. It aggregates headlines from a wide variety of sources so you only need a few minutes to read through them and get a basic idea of what's going on. And if you feel particularly concerned about something you can check the full story.

Can confirm. Drudge is very good

Is that a PS1-user webm I missed? Haven't seen it before.

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>real metal gasoline-powered Grewishka grind cutter
I want this in my life

Here's a more concrete motivation for Disney: they're invested in creating media that frames itself as liberating but focuses on fanning flames of resentment rather than empowerment. Alita is the opposite, it tells a story about self-actualization that's meant to uplift the viewer.

If Disney feels that Alita harms their strategy of making people psychologically dependent on their manufactured reality, they have plenty of reason to kneecap Alita in whatever way they can. It's one of the only ways to explain some of their creative decisions recently.

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i think so, from that dump

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>It's one of the only ways to explain some of their creative decisions recently
Hanlon's Razor: never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

Yes, but this is the stuff that originates in the addled minds of people like Kathleen Kennedy, Kiri Hart, Rian Johnson and so on. It's not the legal department who think up such things - it's the legal department who has to run behind them putting out the fires that have been set. And even Kathleen Kennedy won't be allowed to interfere in a contract between Fox and Disney. Not only could the Alita production sue Disney, they could sue anyone interfering as individuals, and all their employers.

fAilita:Obtuse Angle

>Fox and Disney
Alita and Fox, I meant.

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that's a biG dOObiE

I'm as wary as the next guy when it comes to Disney, but some of this stuff is getting looney tunes.
One of these days I'll have to rig this thing up in an emulator and give it a shot. Looks basic as all hell (and I certainly can't read moonrunes) but I'm in too deep to care.

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>but some of this stuff is getting looney tunes.
yeah it's pretty retarded. Ready to get back to Saturday comfyposting. Yes, Disney is evil. Corporations are bad. Let's move on.

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>You won't even learn a language for me, user?

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I love this explanation. Alita does not accept being a powerless victim who blames others. She does not “oh woe is me” all day. She takes matters into her own hands. She finds out who she is, makes herself whole, and pursues her target.

I had no idea that this general was so full of tin foilers.

There is no way Disney would stop a Blu Ray release, it's the only way that Alita is going to make money.

>Yes, Disney is evil. Corporations are bad. Let's move on.
I don't agree with brushing this off with false equivalence when it's relevant to Alita. Not all corporations are bad, and if Disney is bad then it's relevant to know how they are bad. I'm not the conspiracy theorist user, but actually discussing the specifics of how this kind of thing works is interesting. Not only for Alita, but for learning about how movie deals work.

>I had no idea that this general was so full of tin foilers.
I don't think we're full of them. I think it's just a handful of anons feeding off each other. It's extremely tedious reading it.

C U T E
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I'm - I'm explaining why Disney can't stop the Blu-ray now even if they wanted to.

Nah it was a pretty interesting read imo. Never thought of it like that before, but of course Alita is going bluray. She might not get UHD 4k but definitely regular bluray

healing images

I will be fair.
Defeating Captain Marvel, or Thanos, or someone of this level can only Alita from Last Order.
Or extremely enhanced Alita from the flower finale of the original.

cute

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UHD 4K, 3D and Steelbook has already been announced to the dealers. I think that is what we're getting. 2 hours of special features might be true too.

hey anons

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I love this collage. You get to watch Alita grow up before your very eyes.

Audible keks

>Disney
>refuse the money.

Nice user!

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>192 posts
> 28 posters

Sounds comfy to me

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we'll double it by tonight.

>I had no idea that this general was so full of tin foilers.
I can't be bothered reading all of that, but they're definitely not talking about little green men on the moon. They're merely describing things, in any case I don't think anyone at Disney actually cares about Alita either way.

>I like it!

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I hope you sanitized this mask. Who used it before me?

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Imagine the smell of Alita posters

Yes?

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Kek top file name user

See
hence

Checked, and take this coin for keeping Alita safe.

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Pretty sure the men on the moon are grey

I just showered so I actually smell really good. Shampoos from that bath and body shop so basically it's girl bait

yeah, little green men are Martian :o

>Who used it before me?
A big guy

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THIS IS THREAD #463
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Over 138,000 posts

I don't believe Disney or anyone is going so far as to actually prevent a BluRay release or forcing a stop to promotion for the movie, but there's been a pattern of really bad business sense in the media lately that's so repeated and consistent it's hard to chalk up to them just being clumsy or out of touch.

In some cases, media trends like favoring victimhood narratives over empowerment narratives may not be chosen consciously, but subconsciously as a result of the general mood among people in the media.

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>Oh no she's hot!

Save me, /ALITA/!

as if there was any doubt

>user get it together!

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I love this face for some reason

>final artwork pending
honestly wish they used the Chinese poster.

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>98
You get a boop

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blondelita has weathered so much hate (myself included) but at this point, I'm fine with her.

the once scene where Alita genuinely felt like a 15 year old

that's not the full poster but I agree

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I prefer the eye. Definitely using it in my Plex library. drive.google.com/open?id=1OKB88La1-_LJFbzMHtIiLOUCZyrea1Ft

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woof thanks fren, idk why I had the cropped one only.

I prefer my favorite

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either honestly look better than the 'main' poster. Alita looks way more cgi than she actually does in the movie.

I love all Alitas

Blondita deserves nothing but death

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>Can I go out now, dad?

It kinda feels like Fox wanted it to fail. Reminds me of Treasure Planet, another great film with awful marketing. youtu.be/b9sycdSkngA

>"I mean, Hugo is just going to take all of it off anyway..."

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>'Nah. Much worse.'
I don't feel that hate anymore though desu. She can stay. I just couldn't pass the opportunity.

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>You're grounded young lady!

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check this out

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Treasure Planet sucked though

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Yeah same, i couldn't bring myself to harm any form of alita

Ever noticed how Zapan's scar keeps moving around? In one scene it'll be perfectly centered like that, in another it'll be hlfway covered by his mohawk.

This

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>He wishes

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Bloodthirsty Alita is hot

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POST YOUR SINGLE FAVORITE /ALITA/ RELATED IMAGE, GO

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uh I'm not seeing it I guess

>"who's rules do I live by"

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Her chubby cheeks

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Faeg i-varv dîn na lanc a nu ranc.

I know that once this posts I'll find something I wish I posted instead. This is cruel to make me pick just one. There's so much and so much is great.

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>Hey kid, want any tips?

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I want to headpat that Alita

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Bounty: 1000 credits
Find an uncropped version of this page in the manga

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It doesn't happen in that image, look for it the next time you watch the movie. The scar is inconsistent. Considering they had WETA working on this, I'm surprised they didn't notice.

>"f-for what?"

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I left my iPad at home so I can't get it rn, but it's about halfway in the first book, when Ido asks the hunters at Kansas for help foghting Makaku.

I hope the Murdoch Murdoch crew makes an Alita movie

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>You're not gonna play dumb with me are you? I'm not Ido. Come on kid. Wanna know how to do it or not?

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do gifs count

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>He's just going to put the tip in

Kek nice

Is it illegal like Americans to drive without a seatbelt

Here.

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it's an image, so YES!

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Definitely this one and the whole discussion we had of who should be in it.

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>whispers in ear
>"but I poop from there!"

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Isn't that thebfirst scene where she goes into the bar

Yeah she can stay. Fuck it was funny with everyone freaking out when she first appeared though.

>Brie in the window
gets me every tiem

>We could be a team!

They go so well together

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>You're gonna like it eventually

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It's not illegal to drive without a seatbelt in America but in the ghetto they sell belt scanners you can point at a car and they tell you if the passengers don't wear seatbelts or not. If you're not wearing a seatbelt guys will literally run you off the road, shoot you and take your money because the law says that if someone in a car isn't wearing a seatbelt, any injuries they sustain are 100% their responsibility and no one else's.

There are even livestreamers who film themselves killing motorists and passengers who aren't wearing seatbelts, but YouTube bans it so you can only find their videos on the dark web.

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This is top tier OC definitely top 5.

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Damn I was hoping for more of his hand
We need more Zapan memes

Yeah, that's her first time in Kansas.

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based simulposting

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And people last night didn't believe that I had read the manga

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This is and the next page is where this gif is based on

>114076589
>WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE
>I LEAVR FOR A FEW MINUTES AND YOU ARE FAWNING YOUR NEW WAIFU

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I don't know if you got this last time around Archanon but here's the updated host of all my current story pastes. Also it's between this or AlitaSings for my favourite single manga panel.
mega.nz/#!ZgkkxALB!gX6LknB6RIWBlRzbXgtqq1I-8VRxWZmlNHsCvugJJsE

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>DICH BLEIBST WEG VON MEINEM KIND, DU SCHMUTZIGE HURE

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>I was just having a conversation with mom, calm down user

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It would be hilarious if Ido gets mad in the sequel and starts screeching in kraut

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I can't stop Chirenposting, I demand Chiren in one story as the mom pls

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yep I got it

mega.nz/#F!m6IwFQjS!nmAZYSaDujJTewj0KmgoaA

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>always ask yourself what lewd you are not seeing
>writefag?
>he is the dragon who must be slain
>again!

Remember the mission
Kill lewd posters

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>sequel

We need to start /ALITADAY/ the same way DREDD fans helped Dredd

When the dvd or blu ray comes out, we pick one day where you buy it for a friend or family member. To help grow the community

More like Alita: Battle Nigger am I right guys ?

>I like when you get angry

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You mean
>Alita bit shit

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>Get in the oven, Chiren. You've been a very naughty girl.

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You have my backup, user

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>Alital bit shit
Ftfy

>Um
>I'm right here...
>Can you guys not, please? the walls are thin

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I vote December 24th or 25th for you weirdos.

>tfw you watch that scene

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ALITA BETTER GIVE ME KISSU OR I'M TOSSING THIS CORGI OUT OF A PLANE!

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So how long do you guys think its going to take when the BR drops, for us to start watching Alita Weekly on a strem together?

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I like to imagine that VA takes a fresh pic each time for this image just because she hates Zapan so much

>that scene
>pic related

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Nice try fbi

Oh did you hear how Ein in the Netflix version of Cowboy Bebop is going to be a German Shepherd instead of a Corgi
One of the writers wanted to put her dog in the show apparently

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A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A SHORT-LEGGED DOG!

This movie is terrible I actually saw it the other day and it sucked. Are you all just attracted to little girls or what?

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE! NOW THE CORGI GETS IT!

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No, STOP, DON'T DO IT! I know what gif you're gonna use too.

>Netflix version of Cowboy Bebop
What

That's nice, actually go see the correct Alita movie this time.

Cute thought, user, but I'm too lazy to dig my rifle out from under my bed

Women ruin everything.

Thumbnail legit looks like the sky, good one

Post new bread

yeah it's happening. I would like to be proven wrong but it'll probably be bland and unremarkable. Not even worth getting upset over.

I just wanted Alitafrens to get together and watch /ourgirl/ in unison, like a worldwide movie theater.
>Alita_crying.gif

Yes it's live action and my friend is super psyched but I think it's a bad idea and it's going to suck

who's baking?

Spike confirmed for NB woman lesbian

Of course its going to fucking suck.

>real news
>headline aggregator

I give up

FRESH BREAD

lol it's gonna be John Cho which might be the only 'good' aspect of this endeavor but I doubt he'll save it.

Fresh from the Juden oven

>it's an user confused Alita and Lolita episode

>not sleeping with your raifu
My disgust is immeasurable

>Liveleak
ok you got me

I have both my rifles under my bed, my 9mm on the nightstand, and the rest of my guns innacloset since they're super old

that first half a second gave me a heart attack