Did they deserve it?

Roald Dahl was a raging antisemite
>"There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity; maybe it's a kind of lack of generosity towards non-Jews. I mean there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn't just pick on them for no reason."

Stating the reason antisemitism exists isn't antisemitism.

Daily reminder that Mike did nothing wrong.

That quote doesn't sound very "raging" to me. Who's ever heard of a "raging anti-termite" or a "virulent anti-racist?"

asr is best violet

>there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn't just pick on them for no reason
Based & the beginning of the road to redpill town.

Based

Mike Teevee should have won. Charlie broke the rules before him.

based

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Explains Trump and Hillary both

at least someone knows the truth

best bit of that film

you mean the only good part?

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Was that an appropriate scene for a childrens movie?

B+R

Last time I played that game it was with people who got very upset at anything racist or too lewd. Why even play that game?

nope, Burton or someone else higher up was definitely a blueberry fetishist. which just made it better for me when I was 12 watching this

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It works the other way around. Being ugly makes you have ugly thoughts on the regular, I speak from personal experience. When you grow up you realize your looks literally dictate most of the success in your life and it’s hard to cope with that. Sure there are exceptions, but what I’m saying isn’t just something I’m pulling out of my ass due to self-pity, there are actual studies out there regarding the impacts of looks from the professional life all the way to personal relationships.

well that film did contain paralells to the jackson trial so inflation is the least offensive thing

jullia was hot too

>we never got to see the ending where veruca bought violet from her mother and kept her as her blueberry girlfriend
why live?

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Fuck me. I've been telling everyone I know at every opportunity that he was anti semetic to ruin their childhood. Turns out he wasn't really anti semitic at all?

aint into infation but aside thats pretty hot

Gib qt blonde occasionally blueberry gf

cringe inflationigger can't appreciate a good cunny unsoiled

He was a kinomeister.

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i take her and the fannings

apparently he spent all his time in his work shed

Well yeah, that's where he wrote his books.

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Only some of them. The kid who liked TV was fine. They just wanted to paint tv as a bad thing for some reason. Probably because this was originally a book.

>tfw in the book he remains a mouse but is happy for it because he doesn't want to outlive his grandmother ;_;

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new girls > old girls

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the remake recontextulises tv to vidya

Cool.

Why all that empty space inside the walls? Are all American houses like this, or is it a Hollywood fabrication?

mah nigga

inpecable taste

What on earth is her god damn problem?

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The game itself is too cucked anyway. Might as well make your own deck.

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>her frilly gown under the gi
cute

Yes!
All children must be punished

All walls have space between them. Go stand in a doorway, look at how wide the sides are.

That's from the film Mouse Hunt, which I believe is set in America. Whereas The Witches is in England.

It should've been violet's horny mom

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so, what exactly are witches on that universe? They definitely are NOT humans.

They're the evil kind of witches.

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violet's scene was originally supposed to be practical effects. I honestly wonder what that would've looked like

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ya think tim knew this shit'd happen

jesus

Mike didn't

>violet's scene was originally supposed to be practical effects.

They can't keep getting away with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU

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A daring synthesis.
(neither scene gave me any sort of confusion as a child, feels kinda bad)

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the red one really deserved it, if you catch my drift

My walls are made of solid brick.

well this went off the rails
just wanted an asr thread

>the kids meet their fates in ascending order of what Dahl considered the worst transgressions
>last one is kid who is addicted to television (aka jewish propaganda dissemination tool)
based as FUCK

SLAAAAAAAY QUEEN!

kek

I've always hated rohld dahl, shit author, boring books with shitty morals.

The only reason he's seen as a successful kid writer is because of the brilliant artist he hired to do his book covers.

Wonka should be arrested
youtu.be/7Z1p7TMPXFM

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t. seething jew

can't wait to cut your heart out you faggot kike :)

Kikes will never understand why everyone hates them

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>I've always hated rohld dahl

I think it'll be for the best if you leave.

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What the fuck man thats a bit harsh. Why are you being so rude to me???????

Ah now THAT cartoon was alright. I will give you that. I also liked bits of Danny champion of the world.

>Big Fucking Giant
it was a different time I guess

If you don't want edgy humor, don't play CAH. That's what Apples to Apples is for.

Don't try your mind-control powers on me you rat fuck, I'm too redpilled. I will never have sympathy for you nation-destroyers. FACT!

What was his end game?

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One of the best if only for Sir David Jason's voice work.

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parm off his outstading debts on to a minor

This unironically terrified me as a kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=rb-FtNPmhsI