Today is May 4th or "May the Fourth Be With You" as us nerds call it

Today is May 4th or "May the Fourth Be With You" as us nerds call it.

How are you celebrating Stars Wars Day, Yea Forums?

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Please grab a light fucking saber, put it deep in your ass and bleed to death. Do it plz

yeah i jerked off to 1999 era natty p today

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PLEASE BULLY MY 7" DICKLET DAISY !

I LOBE HER SO MUCH

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Do you think she was Taken hard by "Leaky" Liam the Mick Kicker Cosh Dosher "Evian Bottle" Neeson?

Patrician

>ywn destroy prime schlag with your evianbottle
Do you think a dick that passes the toilet roll test could satisfy her ?

starwars is dead.

I’m doing lots of coke in her honor.

You mean Liam "put my knees on every niggers' throat" Neeson ?

Based. I want to blow oily colombian flake up her braphole while she chews my cock

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Fuck Star Wars. I spent my whole childhood obsessed with this dumb shit. Shove a IG88 12 in figure up your ass.

I don't care about Star Wars but I fancy Daisy and would absolutely have sex with her.

>perfect girls don't exi-

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Pretending the disneywars movies don't exist.

Them abs

Based and cutepilled

God I want her to just sock me right in the jaw with her cute little hands

Damn bros she really is perfect isn't she

I honestly despise the fact that she's given me waifu asparagus even though I used to be Stone Cold Steve Autism

>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people
Disgusting

Daisy reminds me of a young Lena Headey. Do I have face blindness or is there a slight similarity?

Sounds based

NOW THIS IS EDGY

have you considered curing your autism by foreswearing memes?

t.seething shitskin

Imagine Liam Neeson in this picture taking Natalie Portman back to his room and absolutely pounding the shit out of her tight little pussy. Seriously, just imagine. I know I am.

i love star wars and you rotten cynical little fuckers cannot take that away from me.

pretty gay

>infertile
>perfect

Face blindness.

>talking movies with two normie co workers
>ask if they seen the new star wars movies
>"my wife and i took our kids to the first one and ended up leaving halfway through because the kids were bored. My wife and i were happy because we both thought it was crap and we havent watched a single one since"
>other co worker
>"I thought force awakens was okay, never saw rouge 1 and i made it a half hour into last Jedi before shutting that garbage off. Star wars just isnt the same anymore. Im done with those movies"

Keep in mind these two dudes are mega super normies.

I screamed at some niggers today

Damn I suspected I might have autism but I get along with people and dont find social situations difficult

YOU JUST KNOW

>literally looks like an ayy lmao

it's because neither of them have any range of facial expressions.

They photoshopped the abs out in the magazine. They really don't want to promote fitness.

what

so cute. it's a shame about her voice

Her voice is sexy as fuck though. I love that accent.