Jesus fuckin Christ Cwistapher
OOHHH, WATCH IT CHRISS- *crunch*
Aaron Rivera
Joshua Bailey
I oughta suffocate you, you little prick!
Elijah Stewart
Madone, you whacked her dog? Was it barkin?
James Long
The fuck was her problem?
Jacob Moore
it musta crawled undah theraa fo' warmth, it was an accident
Jordan Flores
She was a whooore
Jeremiah Powell
Christopher is the greatest character in any TV show ever. Dude cracks me up in every scene.
Adrian Roberts
thats the lesbian tennis instructor
Wyatt Hall
who is madone? he is mentioned constantly but never appears in the show. is he from the new york families?
Jack Rodriguez
The scene where he beats the table and calls his laptop a fucking asshole makes me laugh every time.
Juan Clark
its madonna fucking stunad
David Campbell
really?
Asher Foster
He's the Big Boss, a man above all families around the world and New Jersey.
Robert Ortiz
VITO?
WA DA FACK?
DA FACK U DOIN?
YA THINK SO?
Jose Gonzalez
Hey guys
Owen Allen
Wasn't this made in the 90s and 2000s? Wouldn't Brittney Spears be a more timely reference?
Isaiah Stewart
Best goomah even if she was mentally ill
Grayson Rodriguez
what are you fuckin oobatz?
Joseph Wright
NOTHING
IT'S A JOKE
But seriously, why did Vito thought that hanging out a fag bar in the middle of NYC was a good idea?
Nicholas Ross
IT WAS A JOKE
Jayden Baker
It was his medication
Benjamin Wright
RALPH CIFARETTO IS A PIECE OF SHIT
RUSSEL CROWE NEVER SAYS "I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE" IN THE GLADIATOR
NOT EVEN ONCE
AND THAT WAS A BEUATIFUL HORSE
Jeremiah Jones
i wish i was born rich instead of handsome
Bentley Moore
Christian Russell
IT
WAS
JUST
A
FUCKING
HORSE
Luis Collins
Say what you will about Tony, he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete.
Josiah Scott
What you doing eating sushi?
Jack Robinson
Do I smell fish?
Joshua Reed
CAZZATA, MALANGA !
Asher Johnson
i thought he was a baccala man
Liam Smith
>even after 10 over years, Sopranos is still fondly remembered and celebrated by Yea Forums
Will there be any other show that can top this?
Parker Garcia
This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:
>Was Vito gay?
"No!"
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
>was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication
Owen Gomez
the real question is what straight mob guys are doing at a gay bar. Vita could have asked them the same thing!
Ayden Richardson
Joshua Jenkins
Best grrrl behind the wheel.
Leo Davis
Agent Sans-Serif
John Lopez
What's up Vito?
Daniel Hill
i like the other undercover fbi slut, one that was faking being Adriana's friend
Adrian Hall
Why did Tony Blundetto assault his asian business partner?
Joshua Thompson
Because he was a racist piece of shit.
Jaxon Reed
How about the fact that it took the dumb broad 12 hours to realize her fucking dog was dead. She got up, did her stupid cunt hair and took a shower and did her bitch nails and then and only then did she go "DERP, WHERE IS DOG"
Luke Hernandez
Last place you'd expect a mobster to go to, really.
Christian Brooks
but dis ting wit da dawg.. how could ya not see it on the chair???
Easton Cruz
VITO SPATAFORE IS AN AYUSS MUNCHA
>...OOOOOHHHHHH
Logan Williams
I'm not gay, Tony. I never was.
Owen Scott
So that Russian is dead, right?
Chase Baker
He was being a greedy Chinaman piece of shit who yelled at him for talking about the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre and Free Tibet and Taiwan.
Aaron Ross
No, he's the one who shot and killed Tony at the diner.