Hey Peter Parker

>wanna /ss/?

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>Yea Forums pretends this isn't hot

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Whats wrong with her jaw

I got the feeling she was trying to saw she wanted to pin Peter down and shit in his mouth, not getting up until he swallowed it all but idk that’s just me

>Denvers is abducted in the 80s as an air force pilot
>she must be at least 25 the moment she is abducted
>Endgame takes place in 2023 at the earliest because of the time jump
>25+(2023-1980)=23+43=66
She is at least 66 in that scene

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Personally I was expecting her to step on his balls but I can see how you might expect that.

God I want want Brie to peg me.

this entire thread is not cute

This unironically made my dick twitch.

UWU

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shut up dumb nigger

>user is attracted to a brick
>femdom

Yes, a better ass.

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you should shoot yourself in the head

>that manjaw
ayyo these rice eaters aint that bad.

Space magic is one hell of a drug

spider ass

>*Busts a web capsule*

It's only hot for 16 year old teens that want to nail older women.

Bree is not the kind that would peg you.
Gamorra would peg you. Scarlet witch would peg you. Hope would peg you.

Bree would set up a board with good husband point, and after you earned enough (after a few months or so), you would get a reluctant handjob fom her, but you would have to finish yourself, because she finds cum gross.

She looks like shit and anyone who keeps shilling this /ss/ shit between them has terrible taste.

There was no sexual undertone here

I see Russian shills are out in full force throwing bile at Brie and seeding further division among the populace.

It really wasn't and i don't even have anything against the dyke. Sounded more like bad acting desu

>He doesn't like hot older women molesting hot teenagers
unironically gay

Unironically throw yourself in front of a truck

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Reminder that Carol was born in the 60s so she's at least in her 50s.
She's already GILF-tier

It's not

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Yes mommy

Hot Gilf then.

>Captain Marvel completely desexxed, not an INSTANT of admitting to physical or romantic attraction throughout the movie
>tons of sexualization of cap's ass in Endgame

And never experienced the joy of motherhood. I bet she oozes at the thought of being his age and getting teen pregnant with him.

Pee on me bitch.

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I haven't watched captain marvel, but isn't she in her 20s in the 90s? Then in 2023 Spiderman is 16.

That girl is actually pretty fat and ugly.

I GOT THESE NUTS YOU STUPID DYKE LMAO

Sean Evans has an ass to sexualize

is that trump's daughter?

>Sean Evans

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Spiderdick is only for Mary Jane.

Me too, but unironically.

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This can't be real. How is this allowed? Why isn't she in jail?

have it

Take your mommy issues elsewhere.

apparently the kid's dad is rich as shit and found a braphog to gift to his son

Emma would be a great seat for Carol.

If these roles were reversed, they'd be calling this rape.

Get over it pussy. How do you consider yourself a man when you talk like a little bitch?

What the fuck is your problem, faggot? Not enough dick in your ass this week? Does the fucking truth bother you this much? Get a fucking helmet, cupcake.

So...based Russians?

Sorry bitch, 2D Carol is better

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>That look
God, I want her to peg me.

Fuckin dyke looking cunt. For /ss/ go for aunt May or Peggy Carter.

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Patrician

know how i know your a low test basedboy bottom faggot?

The two big reasons Cap went back in time

Not really, she's fairly average looking

>Cap was sucking the milk out of these funbags while the CIA was conspiring to kill JFK
women are the root of all evil

Peter Parker parks his penis in pretty porker's pert pussy

PENIS

PARKER

*clap clap clap*

I want her to crush my neck between her thighs while she taunts me over how successful Captain Marvel was at the box office. FUCK

LEFT AND RIGHT REASONS

>I merely smiled at her and Captain Marvel asked me for my number
>This is the danger Spider-Men face every day

You fucking imbecile. In what universe is 25+43 equal to 66? How the fuck did you turn 25 to 23?

What’s sexually suggestive about “got something for me”, when he really did have something for her?

>is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
What's sexually suggestive about that when it really was just a phone in his pocket?

You tell me.

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What would you call Hemsworth's expression here?

Why'd that lesbian hit on Peter Parker?

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*KPLOW
*fffiiuuuuh

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what the fuck!!!!!

The smelly cheese derp?

> This is Amazing Spider Man
left the theater when this happened desu

Your math is wrong but it would be at most, not at least, since you used 1980.

>Why isn't she in jail?
Why should she be in jail? It's not like she's forcing the kid to do anything he doesn't want.

K H A Z A R M I L K E R S

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>get semi spoiled about captain marvel 'saving the day'
>watch movie and actually get glad she gets her shit slapped by thanos

god i wish that were me

In Captain Marvel we never got any sort of sexual tension from her. If anything she gives of dykey vibes. Even more so in this movie.

>wanting to get pegged by a woman
gross

'cause Endgame takes place 28 years after her own film, in which she's at least late 20s.

The level of mad in this post lmao

bros...the short hair really does it for me. would masturbate in front of her furiously until she got annoyed and vaporized me.

The Aussie shitposter irl

that humourless bitch blocks people who call her mommy. fuck her.

>Anime Carol is an ara-ara onee-san
>MCU Carol is going down the same path thanks to one line
Maybe Captain Marvel isn't so bad

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triggered incel, ahahhahahahahaha

I want to want to have sex with that dyke

Technically he’s 21 now

b r u h

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Need xray

yooooooooooo

Black Panther cucked

She looks like she pegs black guys

this happened to me and the woman was controlling and abusive and i don't even get off to normal sex now

like he wanted her

>Thanos got the gauntlet again
>Managed to wipe out half of the armies and the Avengers except for Peter and all the MCU ladies
>Carol or Wanda goes for the kill to Thanos
>back at the square
>instead of going to back in time and try again, the ladies have something in mind.... and it involves Peter.....

Man, the early draft for the Endgame are weird....

Imagine all the Marvel women cornering Parker in the locker room while wearing their hero suits haha

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>15 year old peter parker in the middle of a group of grown women

what did they mean by this?

>there is no age of consent in space

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>please don't put your eggs in me

To live life as a spiderman is to live life with great responsibility

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>"H-Hi, I'm Peter Parker"
>"Hey, Peter Parker. Pull down your pants."
What the fuck, Raimi

>she pegs him with her meaty grasshopper cock

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Am I the only one who has been insatiably attracted to Mantis since GotG Vol2?

source this now

twitter.com/FranartsU

no

Have sex with me

>you would get a reluctant handjob fom her, but you would have to finish yourself, because she finds cum gross.
This hits too close to home.

It'd be like getting a handjob from your sister.

>It'd be like getting a handjob from your sister.

I wish

I wish Gamora would peg me

Based

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVbVniCUjBo
>hes cute and really funny
>"I kind of want to play with Spider-Man"
My nigga Vision is right there, DAMN!

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It isn't, Brie is fugly
I'll tell you what hot though, Scarlet Witch's big milkies when she was fighting Thanos

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>post the dyke haircut, ugly suit version
at least post some fanart from the old costume era.

no, id hit it from the back HARD with a death grip on those antennas, gibs me dat mantis poosy

>>W-what? Ms. Marvel? No...stop doing that thing with your cheeks. Noo, please, my fat, young, throbbing spidey cock should not be getting twerked on like this. Mommy Marvel...just...please don't tell Mary Jane I came in your buttcrack.

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this. all these fucking basement dwellers acting like they wouldnt fuck bri larson because some cuck behind a webcam says
>muh feminism
>muh bri larson
>muh muh muh
they just hate what they cant have. bring on all the spiderman captain marvel rule 34 possible.

Please stop.

Honestly the the one thing that would make Captain Marvel tolerable for me is if they actually start pushing a buddy cop duo with sexual undertonesbetween her and Spidey.

i wouldn't be able to fuck her if i tried. those nasty ass feet will not allow my cock to get even semi hard

I would prefer to stay an incel than to touch that old hag with a ten foot pole. She is undesirable.

Have at my toxic masculinity baby.

Sure Peter, I'll let you lotion up Mommy's feet when we get back to S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ. You really impressed me in today's workout, I think you earned a sniff of my sweaty asshole too. What do you say, Peter?

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forgot the >>

I had to cover my son's eyes during the reverse mating press scene. What the fuck was Disney thinking?

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I have to cover my son's eyes when Captain Marvel facesat Spider-Man and he motorboated her cunt and ass.

Would Carol be a good mother figure for Peter?

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good. fuck you tranny

I had to cover my wife's sons eyes when when captain marvel pegged black panther as spider man tongue fucked her cunny.

Thanks didney

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>what do you say peter?
yes mommy
>hehe good boy

>after the events of endgame spidey is just trying to rest it off in his room
>tap on his window
>Carol floating out there

Oh god I fucking hate how much I want more interaction between these two.

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>you remember her ass pic

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All these pictures suck because of the shitty bathing suit the artist put her in

W E B B E D

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good, don't need some dumb twitards bothering my mommy.

>imagine

>>tfw you will never have to hide Captain Marvel in your bed from Aunt May

Who the fuck is her personal trainer and why the fuck is she not doing squats every damn day until she grows an ass?

literally the cutest shes looked

You're literally a faggot.

This thread is awakening to me a lot potential ships from the MCU. Can think of the excellent harem Pete has access to:

>Carol
>Pepper
>Wanda
>Mantis

Makes me wish someone did a full harem doujin about this.

literally

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> prefers women who don't have the ass of a 10 year old boy
> gets called a faggot

Never change Yea Forums

(You)

>there is no consent in space

>its a "Peter fucks Pepper raw and cums in her pussy on Tony's grave while holo Tony has to watch and compliment him becuase alive Tony didnt think Peter would cuck him and therefore didnt program such fucked up scenarios.
>"You can do it underoos! cUm iN mY WIfe"

she did seem very flirtatious and sexual to young Peter Parker
almost a borderline pedo

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I imagine the dynamics would be like this

>Carol

Christmas cake/wine aunt

>Pepper

Classic MILF

>Mantis

Alien waifu who Pete thinks she's going to lay eggs inside him

Pete will also have three grades of chocolate to work with. Though I wonder what the dynamic with Scarlet Witch would be

She's aware that Peter is one of the only single men in all of the MCU who could actually survive having intercourse with her

>super strength
>assertive personality
>clearly into /ss/
>parker has super endurance
literally made for each other

>Hey Peter Parker
>that's the third time you came too soon
>we're going to keep going until you get it right

thanks disney i was rock hard for the rest of the battle thanks to this

It's called innuendo you literalist autistic subhuman bitch beast animal.

>/ss/ bait
>twink bait
Is there anything unfuckable about Tom?

I thought he was 18 when I saw it and I guess most assumed the same. Where is it said he's 16 anyway?

>be 16
>be a bit helpless but trying really hard
>be innocent - spaghettied first kiss
>get groomed by authority figure about 100 times stronger than he is
>100 million people think it's funny

thats hot

>people took time out of their lives to make this

Actually making the women around him attractive

million people think it's funny
actually I'm touching my dick to it

>he took time out of his live to post this

worth it

time well spent

You say that as if it's a bad thing

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soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/F4M-Captain-Marvel-and-Spider-Man-Team-Up-to-Fuck

Reminder

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>all those anons calling Larson disgusting
>implying you wouldn’t date her if she wasn’t famous and just a girl from uni that told you she’s into you

I wouldn't touch her. She's ugly and looks like a pain to be around, even though I'm an incel, my standards are higher than that.

Reminder

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>you would date this ugly person if I took away her only "quality"
What?

>2014 thanos got all the stones handed to him without watching the various failures of his lackeys, learning from their mistakes, and learning how to use each stone independently
>2018 thanos is a bigger threat than 2014 thanos because of this
>2014 thanos still pops marvel into the outfield

Man, 2014 thanos is a bitch, but he's got some respect

lmfao she knows what that means? thats hilarious

this is such a bullshit argument though. little girls find grown men attractive as well when they hit puberty, doesn't mean people should start dicking down 12-year-old girls.

This line is absolutely not innuendo. LITERALLY have sex, because it's clearly on your mind at all times.

Counterpoint: Yes it does.

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I'm married, fuckwit.

Reminds me of the bangbros scene with Dee Williams and Juan El Caballo Loco

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keep seething dumb incel

Yeah I'm going to report that to the authorities, cp is not funny nor sexy.

his twitter is endless shitting on drumpf

Did you look up the twitter of a male porn star?

nobody asked pol

of coursh

the end credits should've been captain marvel sexually dominating spider-man

you can tell the sex will be great

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>some spic degenerate is shitting on a right wing politician
In other news, water is still wet.

is this incase?

youtube.com/watch?v=91EmmSvi8HA

yes

does that, like, ruin the enjoyment of your porn for you /pol/?
do you think about trump when you jackoff, im being serious here

Her poor line delivery made it an innuendo. It probably wasn't intended by Marvel, I doubt any exec decided to ship Captain Marvel with Spiderman, but she said it in a seductive voice in a far too slow scene
>So, Peter Parker... (wink wink) You got something for me? (wink wink)
And Peter was there dumbfounded. They probably intended for him to be shocked at her powers, but it didn't come off that way, it just looks like he's blushing at this girl flirting with him with her sexy voice.

Yea Forums thinks it, and my whole theater thought that too, they were like doing that
>UuuuuuuUuuuhh
Sound they do at people in love.

jacked off to this, thanks

if you legit saw that as sexually suggestive, you are a retard t b h, she was just being smug like "i got this" that's it

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>That deer in headlights look
It's almost like they watched that YTP where Captain Marvel swoops in and wowie zowies Thanos right in the Infinity Stones, and then reverseD it.

Would the Marvel Comics Universe survive Marvel Cinematic Universe Thanos? Seems to me like he's several orders of magnitude more threatening than his cucky comics counterpart

s-sauce?

I have been known to occasionally scream his name when I orgasm, yes.

No one cares what you think /pol/

>Space Avenger
>Rape Scavenge

Hope its something other characters bully her about later
>Avengers are being briefed about the next big galactic threat
>Cap Marv immediately shoves her chair back and starts toward the exit the second his possible location is revealed
>"Where are you going?"
>To kill the bad guy
>Oh like how you totally defeated Thanos that one time you got to have him all to yourself?
Please let it happen, based Russos. Captain Marvel needs to be bullied more

Did you show her the door? No one gets to treat you like that user. And you can bet she wouldn't find Brad Pitts come gross and would happily gobble it down. Kick girls like this to the curb.

youtube.com/watch?v=jtrmWnFAHYE

She looks like a doughy boy.

Come again?

>Peter gets to have 12 moms
Fuck this universe

>Flies 1,000 light years in a couple hours to a few days
>Can't just lightspeed punch thanos back to morag

What gives?

Ohhh sexy

I wonder how Ben feels seeing his sister get GOYED by Chad.

Have you seen her face?

He probably wanks daily to her fappening leak.

Why not write it like
>oooooohh...

It was the way she said it. The vocal fry

Have some taste

I had to rewrite it like 4 times, I don't find a convincing way to say it. Ooooooohh sounds more like a sudden realization but yeah whatever

>>"You can do it underoos! cUm iN mY WIfe"

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Sauce please I can't find it

God Yea Forums I just want her to stand over me like that with her turbodyke haircut and ask me if I've got something for her.

Not realistic. Given how naughty she is Felicia would likely have ridden him for hours and enjoyed that youthful constitution. Vomiting on him just says more about the writer than anything else.

And maybe that TSA agent only wanted her number because he thought she was nice and would make a good friend.

even uglier with the lesbo hair

Jesus, no. They'd wipe the floor with him. Even *with* the gauntlet as they show him using it in the movie.

she would have been a solid 8 for me if it wasn't for her horrible feet.

>solid 8 for me

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unironically kino moment
based thanos

SOURCE

doesn't nebula have a robo pussy in the comics, I remember seeing something like that

>dynamic with Scarlet Witch would be
He'll be her replacement brother.

BENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>saying she's over 40 isn't reasonable.

He is HIV-positive

I hate Brie, but this got me hard for some reason

More like Peter Pork-her

Very true.

Would make a better couple than him and that mexican mj desu

Why did he need to remove the power stone if he was already wielding it with the gl- oh fuck it, these movies are fucking shit.

What an embarrassing post.

What an embarrassing post.

Fpbp

>Mr. Stark, I feel so good!

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She is technically 30+ years his senior in timeline.

yes, it does you moron

But, wouldn't that be fun?

SHAVE HER JAW

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brehhh

PROVE IT

>hey carol, i’ve got something for you!

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I wonder if she'll be in the post-credits scene in Far From Home flying him home from London cradled in her arms while she gives him head.

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he was 17 in IW/EG. that's the age of consent in NYC.

ayy lmao

>implying spidey sense triggering doesn't mean Carol has something for *her*
I never realized how much I loved the concept of spidey-sense warning female spiders that they are about to get knocked up

>Miss c-could you sit on my face?

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And a year over it in most of Europe. He's just smol.

And I'm sorry you aren't getting any.

why do you need to snap your fingers to use the gauntlet

Because he needs to close his fist to use the stones on the gauntlet you monkey

If I was a billionaire and had a son like that, I'd ship him off to another country

with what?

>She is at least 66 in that scene
What is relativistic space travel.

Why did she vomit on his dick? That seems like an extreme reaction to a teenager wanting to kiss her

When i saw that i had to respect Thanos by being this fucking smart.

He felt which power stone CM got her powers from and removed the right stone from his glove. Knowing that the only way to beat her was with the stone itself which will always have more power than someone who simply just got her powers from it.

BASED

Yup, she's now full on dyke mode with her new hair cut, you can guarantee that any further appearance is going to have some sort of LGBT message

>her face when she realizes what's about to happen to her

She got her abilities from the Space stone. He hit her with the Power Stone. Space = blue. Power = Purple.

>getting this assblasted after being called out for his faggotry
Stay mad beefneck

based

Fair enough, but still a good move to remove the stone from the glove he couldn't close

older women can be attractive. This is not

It's real clear which of us isn't getting any. It's the one who can't read social cues and is fixated on other people's sex lives.

Which is yet another fucking contrivance. They respond to your mind, not your grip.

>They respond to your mind, not your grip.
This is obviously not how it works in the movie, nerdalinger.

>belle
her futa audios are based

>I'm here to talk to the manager

watch the movies again faggot

with her behind

God she was unlikable in that movie, she seemed so perfect and infallible while being insufferable at the same time.

Yeah. That's why I called it a contrivance, dipshit. It's fucking funny that they put all these limitations on the Stones and the gauntlet, then break the everloving dogshit out of the time travel.

The "time travel is not realistic enough" complaint used to be a joke on Yea Forums a couple years back... now it's become reality.
Idiolution was not supposed to be a documentary.

>implying thanos didn't hit her so hard, she had to wait till the funeral to show up again
baka

Far From Home takes place after Endgame

>the Avengers have been running and jumping like crazy trying to secure the gauntlet
>Stops by and start small talking with Peter Parker
All of a sudden they weren't in a hurry anymore just to insert a fucking stupid scene

that is a 10/10 here in brazil

you people have no idea how insufferable this kid is going to grow up to be, he's either going to turnout a full blown faggot or the playboy type that goes around at night setting homeless people on fire for shits and giggles

>fookin' strewth m8 if the cameras weren't on I'd glass this cunt

>that is a 10/10 here in brazil
Only if you live in a shitty state up north where you only see whites at tourist places.
> playboy type that goes around at night setting homeless people on fire for shits and giggles
kek, did you know that some of the rich teenagers that setted that homeless indio on fire are in our federal police now?

It wasn't sexually suggestive you fucking complaining retards.

>shits and giggles
Shits n gigs user, shits n gigs

When the rules you lay out for your time travel make your genius characters look like morons, it's a legit plothole making them smart enough to invent the tech, smart enough to deduce the "rules," but not smart enough to see how they can be exploited.

This is why brainlets shouldn't work with difficult concepts.

I'm an english teacher and can affirm that "UuuuuuuUuuuhh" is the correct spelling for it.

And someone explain to me why Captain Plug-in suddenly forgets she's capable of FTL flight when it comes to getting the glove to the van "while there's still time."

In a time travel movie, no less. Kek.

Once the cunt grabbed the gauntlet, it should have been game over. All she had to do is wear it and snap or go into a secure location instead of a stupid van in the middle of the battlefield.

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>crossboarders pretending this is hot

>Hey Barry Allen, got something for me?
>DID I CUM TOO SOON?

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