What did David say to piss off the Engineer to such a degree?

What did David say to piss off the Engineer to such a degree?

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SNEED

He called him an incel

He said to him "have sex" and called him an "incel".

Imagine creating a race in your image, then you send Jesus (who was an engineer) over to them to let them know what's what and they kill him.
You get so pissed off that you decide to wipe them out using some hellish tar and you slip and let go of the jar containing the tar and it fucks up your entire operation.
You have to jump into a freezer to survive and like 2000 years later one of these untermensch shows up looking all frail and shitty and weak and has his karakuri fucking butler tell me to make him live forever.

I'd fuck them all up with my bear hands too.

remember building nr. 7

>bear hands
Cleverly laid b8.

Told him he had less than 1% sub-Saharan African in him.

>"Please end my artificial life and kill these that forced me into being."

>engineers make up approximately 13% of the population while they commit 52% of crime

>Hillary won the popular vote

Would you say it’s a... bear trap?

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He's disgusted by David because hes a cheap knockoff of the race he engineered

lmfao

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David said that PIE were steppeniggers

The Engineers worship biological growth and decay. Living and dying is a part of that. We even see an elderly engineer at the beginning of Prometheus in the ceremony where they seed earth, so we know they don’t have immortality, even though they’re so advanced they probably could if they wanted. They were certainly advanced enough to create the Xenomorph biological weapons

So seeing an extremely old human have his artificially alive slave ask you to make him immortal is basically the same as asking some Christian lord in medieval times to piss all over the alter in his church. Of course he weren’t apeshit

GODDAMN IT CARLOS FUCK I'M GOING TO REPORT YOUR ASS TO ICE

Add in to this, the name of the movie is “Prometheus” and not just because of the ships name.

Prometheus stole fire from the gods to give to mankind and was punished for it

It’s entirely possible that the engineer crew we see create humanity in the beginning was a rogue element. And we were never meant to be made. So they naturally decided to correct the mistake but got delayed

"The Future is Female..."

He told him how GoT ended.

>Araya kills the Night Kinblarghhhaa!

"What are your pronouns?"

have kids

I live to serve you user

The line that David speaks to the Engineer (which is from a longer sequence that didn’t make the final edit) is as follows:

/ida hmanəm aJ kja namṛtuh zdɛ:taha/…/ghʷJvah-pjorn-Jttham sas da:tṛ kredah/

A serviceable translation into English is:

‘This man is here because he does not want to die. He believes you can give him more life’.

"Inept engineers who can't handle their own weapons of mass destruction, formerly gods, please help this frail old seed feeding sneed achieve immortality."

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What does sneed mean here ?
(i am a boomer)

these guys get it

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>You are not canon.

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Good explanation, though the jesus thing was never outright stated and it's somewhat of a bandwagon meme.
Engineers came back periodically to check on human's progress. They did so at various intervals. When they visited during the sand religion era, something happened that soured the relationship and made the Engineers see mankind as failures.

"Classic Paul Dano"

Is that movie worth watching?

it does take place on Christmas and they date the corpses as 2,000 years old

It's better than Covenant by far.
But it's still pretty shitty at times. When The Ron refuses to run even a little bit to one side or the other to avoid her fate you'll already be well don with it.

True. The religious elements were definitely peppered in for a reason. Taking place on christmas eve, Shaw being a good christian girl, etc.

David said that traps were gay, and clearly he was wrong.

Only good scene from Prometheus was that octo-alien birthing scene

>something happened that soured the relationship and made the Engineers see mankind as failures
>Wait, you seriously believe a virgin can give birth?
>Man fuck this species, dumb as rocks

>wrong

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>Wait, you seriously believe a virgin can give birth?
>TFW all of humanity was launched down a path because some thot lied to her husband about who got her pregnant

Well when someone can rip your headoff with his bearhands you tend to agree with them

>I'll do the fingering
Clearly David was not in the "traps are gay" camp.

the middle of Covenant - David and Walter together - is so damn good. Everything before and after is a bore.
but that's what the normies asked for so Ridley gave it to them.

>that's what the normies asked for
Nah what they wanted was an Alien movie, and he'd killed Blomkamp's popular sequel because he's a spitey cunt; so the studio pressured him to give them a damn Alien sequel.
So he pouted & cried in the corner & gave them boring shit on purpose. If he'd have left Neil's film alone he could've made 6 android/engineer sequels.

called him a lanklet

good take! woOow. I never thought of it like that.

Neil's film would have been shit. everyone knows it.

Well now we got a shitty Ridley Scott film instead.

>”Traps aren’t gay”

Would've been better to let it be made anyway, rather than treat the guy like dogshit because he had a good concept for a sequel. Then the normie craving for the xenomorphs would've been negated while Scott took the long way around to get there with his own series.

Im gonna watch it now unless anyone recommends something else

Actually on that planet, at that very moment they made about 18% of the population and committed roughly 70% of crime....

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how much engineers you need to commit 100% of crime?

Would be impossible on the current planet, some other humans already committed a few. On another planet just the one, he could just blow them the fuck up.

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Despite

Wrong and heretical

Liking traps is gay, despite being in a subset of homosexuals very different from the "usual". Having sex with a man is a gay act despite this not necessarily making you a "proper" homo. I'll admit this as someone that has fucked a few trannies.

I fucked Ted.

It can only ever asymptotically approach 100%

>two scoops

Imagine your iphone asking you to stay charged forever?! I'd unplug that bitch real quick.

well that makes a lot more sense than the theatrical... why'd they cut this?

Imagine being told to "have sex incel" after a well deserved nap. I'd spill the milk too.

He speaks in proto-indo-european (ancient aryan), what did they mean by this?

>ancient aryan

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>Jesus man, have you tried Rogain?!

"have sex"

The Engineers were obsessed with biotechnology, when David approached them they thought he was a human and then when they saw he was artificial he chimped out

>Try to "kill" android abomination
>Still works while decapitated
Fucking brainlet engineer.

>make suicide illegal
>end all life on earth
easy

>we defeated the nazis

>The good guys won WWII

>two scoops

Make it three, I'm not drivin'