Character is being prosecuted, faces life

>character is being prosecuted, faces life
>"he... he's what?" "he's never had a girlfriend! he's never even held hands with a girl!"
>gets sent to medical prison

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>Sir, we found his Letterboxd account
>And?
>It's... it's worse than we thought

Nice, I was looking for the designated Yea Forums kissless virgin thread. How are we doing today guys?

lost my 5 day nofap powers today in that brazilian television thread and feel awful

i was in the story today and saw a really cute grey mouse of a girl

and i came to the conclusion that pretty YOUNG girls shouldnt work and should just sit at home and take care of the household or children and look prett

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how young we talking here big guy

if her age is on the clock

>Alright check his previous girlfriends, one of them is bound to know something
>S-Sir..
>Out with it
>H-He never had a girlfriend...
>How is this possible for a man older than 20 to never be in relationship Jesus, next you're gonna tell me he's also a virgin
>I-I'm sorry S-Sir
>my god

>How is this possible for a man older than 20 to never be in relationship Jesus, next you're gonna tell me he's also a virgin

this is literally right though
we all have had practice girlfriends

>Sir you wont believe this lunatic
> Out with it Kowalski
>He's going to study ..
>Alright?
>At the age of 25 pffrrt hahaha
>KOWALSKI YOU SON OF A GUN

delete

Is this the Stephen McDaniel thread?

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>we have been watching this guy for weeks
>in all that time he has not left his apartment

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I'm 39 and I've never had a girlfriend or friends at all

Have sex.

It would be extremely painful

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how does it feel to be on the cusp of grand wizardry? do you feel powerful?

>villain is a old white guy that lives as a hermit and has some sort of deformity

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>villain is an young white guy that has white blonde hair crush that's dating black guy

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>that brazilian television thread
>i.e. that brazilian trannie thread
Too embarassed to say it like it is?

>So what have you got on the suspect?
>He's been visiting Yea Forums continuously all weekend. Keeps making posts with the phrase "based and redpilled". We have our best men trying to decode it now

I'm biding my time waiting to see keanu kino alone, how's your day been fellas?

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>Took a good pic of my girlfriend!
>We met online and had our first date at Disneyland in California haha. We have been together for 6 years. We are 20 now so we met when we were 14.
ITS. NOT. FAIR.

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those were real women I saw

what a cuck

>The Party is paying special attention to people meeting these 35 criteria
>and everyone else

based winnie the pooh

Keep telling yourself that

>Used smart phones in the past but has stopped altogether, or using only analog phones
>Does not socialize with neighbors, seldom uses front door, and acts suspiciously
>For no apparent reason, unwilling to enjoy policies that benefit the people or fails to participate in activities organized by the local government or the Party